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2Blonde
08-06-2007, 02:49 PM
Pencil removed from woman's head
59-year-old suffered from headaches, nosebleeds for 55 years
Updated: 8:47 a.m. CT Aug 6, 2007

BERLIN - A 59-year-old German woman has had most of a pencil removed from inside her head after suffering nearly her whole life with the headaches and nosebleeds it caused, Bild newspaper reported on Monday.

Margret Wegner fell over carrying the pencil in her hand when she was four.

“The pencil went right through my skin — and disappeared into my head,” Wegner told the newspaper.

It narrowly missed vital parts of her brain.

At the time no one dared operate, but now technology has improved sufficiently for doctors to be able to remove it.

The majority of the pencil, some 3.1 inches long, was taken out in an operation at a private Berlin clinic, but the tip had grown in so firmly that it was impossible to remove.

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20145219/?GT1=10252

ShoogarBear
08-06-2007, 02:58 PM
This was a woman with the write stuff in her head.

ShoogarBear
08-06-2007, 03:00 PM
Seems like they couldn't erase the whole thing from her mind, though.

Norcal's MathTeacher
08-06-2007, 03:16 PM
Sorry, Shoogar, you need to sharpen your wit.

2Blonde
08-06-2007, 03:16 PM
I suppose that's one way to keep your mind sharp.

Richard Cranium
08-06-2007, 03:20 PM
And to think, some were ready to write her off.

Richard Cranium
08-06-2007, 03:21 PM
The pencil is mightier than the sword.

ORION
08-06-2007, 03:21 PM
I'd say she got the "point"

BeerIsGood!
08-06-2007, 03:25 PM
I wonder if she also has a lead foot?

fatsack
08-06-2007, 03:46 PM
i bet she got high marks in school.

ShoogarBear
08-06-2007, 03:47 PM
"This is a stick-up!"

E20
08-06-2007, 03:48 PM
I don't get all these puns.

angel_luv
08-06-2007, 03:53 PM
:lol you guys are bad.

E20
08-06-2007, 03:54 PM
I bet she's old and german.

JoeChalupa
08-06-2007, 03:55 PM
I don't know why she waited so long. I would have told her to get the lead out!!

JoeChalupa
08-06-2007, 03:55 PM
She's a #2.

Sunshine
08-06-2007, 03:57 PM
It's about time someone got the lead out.

ShoogarBear
08-06-2007, 03:59 PM
The docs had penciled her in for that surgery.

Spam
08-06-2007, 04:00 PM
This has lawsuit written all over it.

angel_luv
08-06-2007, 04:00 PM
Pen-y for her thoughts?

E20
08-06-2007, 04:05 PM
Nazi anyone? :lol :lmao

God I'm good.

exstatic
08-06-2007, 06:38 PM
Nazi anyone? :lol :lmao

God I'm good.
No wonder you think that Fresh Prince shit is funny. :dizzy

boutons_
08-06-2007, 06:42 PM
I'll get right to the point, with penetrating truth.

Pencil "lead" is made from carbon, not metallic lead.

E20
08-06-2007, 06:42 PM
I was being sarcastic.

:lol

marini martini
08-06-2007, 06:59 PM
I was being sarcastic.

:lol

Either that, or just acting your age :toast

Cant_Be_Faded
08-06-2007, 08:00 PM
I accidentally stabbed myself with a freshly sharpened pencil in kindergarden and it left a lead mark inside my skin that remains there to this day. When people ask what it is I say a failed attempt at a tattoo.

Maybe this explains why I'm always so lazy.