Favorite Quotes

[Avitus1]

What are some of your favorite quotes? I'll start this off.

"I just want to conquer people and their souls."
- Mike Tyson

[Sapphire]

"Save the cheerleader, save the world."

:clap

[George W Bush]

"Need some wood?"

[Switchman]

If you want peace, prepare for war.
Si Vis Pacem, para bellum.

[cornbread]

"I ain't got time to bleed."
jesse "the body" ventura

[E20]

Smokey from Friday...all his quotes are priceless.

[marini martini]

"Franky Scarlett, I don't give a damn!"

[jaffies]

"4 out of 3 people have problems with fractions."

[TheSanityAnnex]

Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.

[SANANTOJAMES]

"60% of the time, it works all the time"

-anchorman (funniest movie ever)

[Cant_Be_Faded]

mad props to whoever knows where these quotes are from:



"Yeah, well the map says we're fucked!"
"Ben Wallace....has got LIMBS for arms."

[jaffies]

mad props to whoever knows where these quotes are from:



"Yeah, well the map says we're fucked!"
"Ben Wallace....has got LIMBS for arms."


first one is from a nightmare on elm street movie...don't know which one. it's where the map actually says "You're fucked!" :lol

[Xolotl]

mad props to whoever knows where these quotes are from:



"Yeah, well the map says we're fucked!"
"Ben Wallace....has got LIMBS for arms."

I've heard the quotes can't place em but wanted to give props on the Shogun of Harlem sig, damn I used to love that movie Sho' Nuff lol

[Avitus1]

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole

[sabar]

And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand, those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and it's going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material.

BUSH: Yes, that's a great question. Thanks.

I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft. We're not going to have a draft, period. The all- volunteer army works. I...

[ORION]

The Highlander was a documentary and the events happened in real time ...

Now the chainsaws are electric so you only have about 30 feet to play with. NOW GO !KILL LIKE CRAZY

Twist those Dirty Bags

------Master Shake

[samikeyp]

"The Lord says he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked!"
--Braveheart

"We're on a mission from God"

"You got knocked the fuck out!"

[BigBeezie]

"I have a stage 5 virgin clinger!"

"I'm your huckleberry"

[peewee's lovechild]

"When my time on earth is gone, and my activities here are passed, I want them to bury me upside down, so my critics can kiss my ass!"

- Bobby Knight

[Jimcs50]

Do not go where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

True friends stab you in the front.

-Oscar Wilde

[Fillmoe's Rectum]

See sig.

[ORION]

Please bury me with my things because you know they are mine ...
-- Master Shake

[Jekka]

"It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this." - Bertrand Russell

"You're so lucky to be a monkey; consciousness is such a curse." - Being John Malkovich

[DirkAB]

"You look like a cholo dressed up for easter"

-Paul Rudd

[DirkAB]

"Motherfuckers take one more step, I'm kicking this nigga out the motherfucking window."

-Charlie Murphy



"They shoulda never gave you niggas money! You don't know how to appreciate shit! You know you can get another couch! What am I gonna do about my legs, Eddie Murphy?"

-Dave Chappelle as Rick James

[Art Linkletter]

See sig.

[SRJ]

"Sex between two people is a very beautiful thing; between five, it's fantastic." - Woody Allen

[DirkAB]

"Religion is a fine thing taken in moderation"

[Mister Sinister]

"Sure he's an asshole. Sure he's dead. Sure you're just imagining that he's talking to you. None of that stops the bastard from being absolutely right."

"You shut up, Jackie Boy. You're dead."

-Dwight McCarthy (Sin City)

[SpursWoman]

I can't think well when my pants are off, which come to think of it, explains quite a bit about my life.

- random chick on the Best of Craigslist

[SequSpur]

Corn Floats,

-sequ

[Bukkaki King]

Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill sheaperds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brothers keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with GREAT veangence and FURIOUS anger, those who attempt to POISON and DESTROY my brothers, and YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD, WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE UPON THEE!!!

samuel L. jackson- Pulp Ficton

[phyzik]

I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town. - Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams from Army of Darkness

[SRJ]

"I could eat alphabet soup and shit better lyrics." - Broadway critic after watching a terrible musical