Nick Van Excel Is Back!

[PM5K]

I had a dream last night that the Spurs resigned NVE, I guess it was more of a nightmare...

[BrianBird]

I had a dream last night that the Spurs resigned NVE, I guess it was more of a nightmare...


Nice posting!

[JamStone]

did he still have the evil french moustache?

[SenorSpur]

Perish both the thought and the nightmare!

Personally, I still have negative flashbacks about his time here and his dreadfully awful showing versus the Mavs in the WCSF.

Ugh! There it goes again!

[BigBeezie]

Definitely a nightmare!

[Obstructed_View]

Nick Van Excel Is Back!
http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q228/GeneralPurpose/Funny/Word.jpg

[MrChug]

If we sign NVE-Lite (a.k.a. Troy Hudson) your nightmare will become a reality. :cry

[Findog]

If we sign NVE-Lite (a.k.a. Troy Hudson) your nightmare will become a reality. :cry

Wait, I thought NVE = Balls and Rings?

[MrChug]

Wait, I thought NVE = Balls and Rings?

TO THE MAVS...meaning your Mavs are ball-less. Were then...still are. We already HAD balls...didn't need any more.

Your mom on the other hand equals balls and rings.

[phxspurfan]

NVE is a complete basketball player/

[Findog]

TO THE MAVS...meaning your Mavs are ball-less. Were then...still are. We already HAD balls...didn't need any more.



If only we had kept NVE, we'd be working on a five-peat. I always look forward to your astute basketball commentary.


Your mom on the other hand equals balls and rings.

Your momma jokes. How edgy and witty. Didn't those stop being funny about 15 years ago?

[ShoogarBear]

With proper timing, your momma jokes never stop being funny.

[Findog]

With proper timing, your momma jokes never stop being funny.

true, but MrChug just sucks at it.

[florige]

I had a dream last night that the Spurs resigned NVE, I guess it was more of a nightmare...


I actually thought that was going to be instant championship once we added him AND Findog last season. Boy was I mistaken!

[Brutalis]

San Antonio has never had a player play for them by the name of "Nick Van Excel."

[spurschick]

:vomit:

[dknights411]

I almost had a heart attack when I saw this title.

[PM5K]

San Antonio has never had a player play for them by the name of "Nick Van Excel."

Yeah and he certainly didn't excel when he was here so I should have gotten it right, exel...

[cornbread]

I still can't believe that KVH played better than NVE in the 2006 series. How embarassing.

[MrChug]

true, but MrChug just sucks at it.

How appropriate that YOUR MAMA and SUCKS came up in the same topic...

...irony once again rears its ugly head.

[Findog]

How appropriate that YOUR MAMA and SUCKS came up in the same topic...

...irony once again rears its ugly head.

Another one hit out of the park for MrChug.

[Avitus1]

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[MrChug]

Another one hit out of the park for MrChug.

I'm just feelin for you man...your mom doesn't deserve to have such libel uttered on the worldwide web when her standard should be bathroom walls at the local boozery.

[Findog]

I'm just feelin for you man...your mom doesn't deserve to have such libel uttered on the worldwide web when her standard should be bathroom walls at the local boozery.

Man, you are on fire tonight. I figured you would be an expert on truckstop glory holes.

[Mister Sinister]

Nick Van Excel, eh? What'd he do, make the team's spreadsheets?

[MrChug]

Man, you are on fire tonight. I figured you would be an expert on truckstop glory holes.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A 'GLORY HOLE'? Goddamn...nevermind, I don't want to hear about your life. I'll just call your mom...she's on speed dial 0.

[Findog]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A 'GLORY HOLE'? Goddamn...nevermind, I don't want to hear about your life. I'll just call your mom...she's on speed dial 0.

A glory hole is a hole in a wall, or other partition, often between public lavatory stalls or video booths for men or women to engage in sexual activity or observe the person in the next cubicle while one or both parties masturbate. The partition maintains anonymity. It is highly likely that this is how you were conceived. I'm sure Nick Van Exel watched.

[braeden0613]

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q228/GeneralPurpose/Funny/Word.jpg
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[baseline bum]

That's cold. I've always been a big Van Exel fan, and I hated to see his career end the way it did in 2006. Dude was coming back from injury and never could regain his quickness or jumper. Still, how can you hate on a guy who's an NBA vet with a long history of playing his best in the most important games, and who signed here for next to nothing to try to help San Antonio raise another banner? I'll always be grateful to Nick for his time here and his time in the NBA.

[Marcus Bryant]

Van Exel was a good decision that went wrong.

[picnroll]

Pop is loyal to a fault. Good thing sometimes.

[phyzik]

I had a dream I tought Tim Duncan to shoot free throws the way I do since I never miss....... Hold a beer in one hand, a cigarette in your mouth, and only shoot with the other hand. I even use the backboard.... to bad the NBA wont allow anyone to shoot with a bottle of beer and a cigarette, I'd be a careeer 98% free-throw shooter AT LEAST. :lol

[Obstructed_View]

Pop is loyal to a fault. Good thing sometimes.
Pop hates Beno to a fault. Good thing sometimes.

[ShoogarBear]

Beno brought the hate on himself.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=75581

[timvp]

NVE 2006 > Beno 2005-2007

[picnroll]

NVE 2006 > Beno 2005-2007
Like arguing the merits of vomit over crap.

[timvp]

Like arguing the merits of vomit over crap.At least vomit cares about winning.

[ShoogarBear]

If Nick was really back, I wonder how many parties he'd throw?

[MrChug]

At least vomit cares about winning.

:lol

[picnroll]

At least vomit cares about winning.
So did Sean Marks but that doesn't mean he should have been the back up big. Beno has nothing to do with NVE other than Pop left the Spurs with no alternative between vomit and poop. Fact is the Spurs didn't have a third string quality backup PG let alone a second string quality one and, as Ludden alluded, Pop should have done something about it before the trade deadline.

[Obstructed_View]

At least vomit can throw towels accurately.
Fixed.

[Dex]

...or I have an old, busted LiteBrite in the closet.

That could be our 3rd string point.

[jay014]

[QUOTE=Findog]If only we had kept NVE, we'd be working on a five-peat.

How can you be working on a five-peat when you haven't won one.You must be talking about choking on a five-peat.