I Love The Internet!

[RashoFan]

I am moving to a new apartment in a few weeks, which I had researched over the internet.
I have put in a change of address via the post office and DPS over the internet.
I have set up the transfer of my CPS account to the new apt over the internet.
I am transferring my TWC account to the new apt over the internet.
I can research so many things over the internet. Get music, moveis, news, tv shows.
I will be able to keep in touch with My Honey while he is in Iraq over the internet.

I know that a few people are thinking DUH or what a crappy thread...but I LOVE the convience that is THE INTERNET.

Brilliant invention! :elephant

[jaespur21]

I love that i was able to watch the AT&T center prior to the Finals games up until right b4 tipoff over the internet. it pumped me up for the game, cuz i gots this device that turns my speakers into a surround sound type shit and i blasted it and got pumped up here. Thanks to the internet

[Marklar MM]

I likes the internets because it lets me see what other people search for.

[LuvBones]

Yeah, all the big brother you get to watch on the internet. :p:

[Marklar MM]

THe internets is for Pr0n.

[PM5K]

Yeah I get lots of sechs on the internets...

[Slomo]

You're welcome!

Sincerely,
Al Gore

[Avitus1]

I hate the internet the internet sucks...

*kicks internet*

FUCK YOU INTERNET!

[peewee's lovechild]

The internet has given me porn.
And for that, I'm grateful.

[angel_luv]

I love the internet because it is how I met all of you. :)

[tlongII]

I voted for Al Gore.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Through the power of the internet I am able to safely curse at people who I am certain will never be able to track me down to exact revenge.

Not that they'd ever be dumb enough to, because I'm like 6'7 and nothing but muscles. I'll fuck you up, bitches.

[ShoogarBear]

Thanks to the internets I have now satisfied my "firechick in suspenders" fantasy.

[duncan228]

As a Spurs fan in California the internet lets me feel like I'm closer to the team than I really am.

[CubanMustGo]

All your internets are belong to us.

[johnsmith]

Through the power of the internet I am able to safely curse at people who I am certain will never be able to track me down to exact revenge.

Not that they'd ever be dumb enough to, because I'm like 6'7 and nothing but muscles. I'll fuck you up, bitches.


:lol :lol :lol

[maxpower]

Through the power of the internet I am able to safely curse at people who I am certain will never be able to track me down to exact revenge.

Not that they'd ever be dumb enough to, because I'm like 6'7 and nothing but muscles. I'll fuck you up, bitches.

Sequ?

[mavsfan1000]

Thanks to the internet I get free porn. Also amazon.com, youtube.com, myspace.com, albumbase.com and etc. are awesome as well.

[Marklar MM]

Myspace is teh suxorz

[samikeyp]

The Internet:

Where you learn things like O RLY, Buttsechs and pr0n. And if you don't...you get pwned.

[SpursWoman]

Through the power of the internet I am able to safely curse at people who I am certain will never be able to track me down to exact revenge.

Not that they'd ever be dumb enough to, because I'm like 6'7 and nothing but muscles. I'll fuck you up, bitches.


:lmao :lmao


I love the internets because that's where I met my sweetie. :makeout

[samikeyp]

You two are a cute couple.

Hasn't been like 3 years now?

[monosylab1k]

the internets is not a dump truck. it's a series of tubes

[SpursWoman]

You two are a cute couple.

Hasn't been like 3 years now?

3 years in November. :)

[samikeyp]

3 years in November.

Excellent. :tu

The wife and I are very happy for you as alot of people are.

[1369]

Buttsechs

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/surprise-buttsecks.jpg

[Mister Sinister]

This thread wins one free interbutt.

[Shelly]

Excellent. :tu

The wife and I are very happy for you as alot of people are.

Some of us aren't happy :cuss

[Shelly]

I have a love/hate relationship. I love it for the reasons the lovely Rashofan mentioned, but I hate it because it can be such a time suck.

[CuckingFunt]

The internet has given me porn.
And for that, I'm grateful.Not just porn, but wonderful, disgusting, stuff I never wanted to see before porn.

It truly is a magical place.

[greGODen]

for some of you freaks, found bf/gf, wife/husband



<shivers at finding mate online>

[Shelly]

for some of you freaks, found bf/gf, wife/husband



<shivers at finding mate online>

If it weren't for teh internets, this website probably wouldn't exist.

[Holt's Cat]

It's great for looking at pussies.

[Shelly]

It's great for looking at pussies.

Do you like Violent Kitties?

[SpursWoman]

for some of you freaks, found bf/gf, wife/husband

<shivers at finding mate online>

Why? Are you an ugly, stupid, psychotic moron that other people online should be weary of? Not everyone that gets online is a loser living in their mother's basement. There are doctors that post in this forum ... dentists, attorneys, accountants, engineers ... PhD's, MBA's, you name it. :lol

[greGODen]

but not everyone find's their mate online

[CuckingFunt]

for some of you freaks, found bf/gf, wife/husband



<shivers at finding mate online>Why?

I've never met anyone online, nor am I currently looking to, but it is still a community of people. I can't see why a connection made here would be any less valid than a connection made in the real world.

[Holt's Cat]

Do you like Violent Kitties?

Only on Sundays.

[Soul_Patch]

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/trash.jpg

[greGODen]

Sitting behind a computer boasting about all the greats things one has done doesn't equate to meeting someone in person.

On the internet, Angel-Luv is a model

[Soul_Patch]

I met my wife on www.match.com


wierdest thing, never really intended to...just worked that way.

[greGODen]

great, another loser

[CuckingFunt]

Sitting behind a computer boasting about all the greats things one has done doesn't equate to meeting someone in person.

On the internet, Angel-Luv is a modelI sincerely doubt that the ratio of honesty/bullshit is that different online than it is in a bar. I can't remember the last time I was hit on by someone who wasn't a "lawyer", or a "doctor", or somehow "independently wealthy" at age 30.

Only thing you can lie about here that you can't lie about elsewhere is physical appearance.

[SpursWoman]

great, another loser


:lol

I just found out recently that my boss ... who makes well into the 6 figures, is a great guy, funny as all-hell, pretty good looking, and only 40, has a profile at match.com.

Some "loser" lady is going to get pretty damn lucky one day. :lol

[SpursWoman]

I met my ex-husband at a club ... and he turned out to be the biggest loser of all-time. He fed me more bullshit than anything I've ever heard from anyone online.

[SpursWoman]

Sitting behind a computer boasting about all the greats things one has done doesn't equate to meeting someone in person.


Ummm...we haven't just been having IM sex for the last 3 years. We've met in person. :lol :lol

[Holt's Cat]

great, another loser

Great, another loser trying to make hisself feel better through the power of the internets.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Great, another loser trying to make hisself feel better through the power of the internets.
Yeah, that's what alcohol is for!

[angel_luv]

Sitting behind a computer boasting about all the greats things one has done doesn't equate to meeting someone in person.

On the internet, Angel-Luv is a model


Ouch! :lol

[samikeyp]

On the internet, Angel-Luv is a model

Off of it too. :)

[angel_luv]

Off of it too. :)


aw, ty. I blush. :)

[Sheryl Crow]

Ouch! :lolDamn darlin' I find you amazingly beautiful. How about you PM me your digits and lets you and I hook up and get more comfortable.

All I want to do is have some fun
I got a feeling I'm not the only one. ;) (*crosses fingers*)

[RashoFan]

You're welcome!

Sincerely,
Al Gore
:lol
Good one!!!

[RashoFan]

Ode to the Internet anyone?

[RashoFan]

Thanks to the internets I have now satisfied my "firechick in suspenders" fantasy.
Were you hoping for a ...
"flash back"???
I got that picture somewhere on my drive...

[2Blonde]

Sitting behind a computer boasting about all the greats things one has done doesn't equate to meeting someone in person.

On the internet, Angel-Luv is a model

Just ingore him Angel-Luv, grEGOden :loser is just jealous that you won't model for him.

[Soul_Patch]

lol seriously..how the hell is meeting someone through the internet, any different than meeting them any other way?

do you even have a valid argument gregoden? if so id love to hear it.


I think im anything but a looser, considering i met a woman i love, and married...and have bene married for 3 years now.

[1369]

Were you hoping for a ...
"flash back"???
I got that picture somewhere on my drive...

Don't believe you...

[ShoogarBear]

Were you hoping for a ...
"flash back"???
I got that picture somewhere on my drive...Psssh! Who doesn't? :p:

[RashoFan]

Not to be a tease...but all I can offer is a "censored version". Don't want to disrespect Ma Honey while is away in Iraq.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Not to be a tease...but all I can offer is a "censored version". Don't want to disrespect Ma Honey while is away in Iraq.

The original was uncensored? Why was I not notified? :lol

[SRJ]

I love the internet for getting me in touch with the ex-Minister of Finance from Zimbabwe, Bola Johnson.

Thanks to the internet, I partnered with him and gave him an outlet for his $21 million he is sharing with me.

If I hadn't granted him access to my account, he would have lost his claim to that money once the regime change was complete, and he would have lost it all. But now, I'll be rolling in the dough very soon.

God Bless the internet. :tu

[FromWayDowntown]

I'm still wondering what this internet thing is. I haven't heard of it before.

And you're saying that a loser like me might be able to meet perhaps my next girlfriend there? How on Earth do I get to this thing?

Of course, I can only hope someday to be a big winner in life like greGODen. That dude is seriously my hero and role model.