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Johnny_Blaze_47
08-08-2007, 05:18 PM
Not directly, but indirectly...

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http://www.abovethelaw.com/2007/08/lawsuit_of_the_day_6.php

http://www.abovethelaw.com/2007/08/greer_v_1800flowers_an_update.php

Lawsuit of the Day: Greer v. 1-800-Flowers

If you're a married man planning on sending flowers to your mistress, we have a tip for you: do NOT use 1-800-FLOWERS (as if you needed to be told).

Check out this interesting case, filed in the Southern District of Texas (Houston), and included in this morning's Courthouse News Service (subscription):

Leroy Greer v. 1-800-Flowers.Com Inc.
8/6/2007
H-07-2543 (Houston)

Breach of contract action in which the defendants agreed to keep the plaintiff's order of flowers for his girlfriend private, with no record of the transaction mailed to him at his home or office.

Months later, the defendants sent a thank you card to the plaintiff's home, and his wife called the defendants for proof of the purchase. The defendants faxed the plaintiff's wife proof of his order of flowers for his girlfriend, which resulted in a divorce being filed.

Oh crap. In terms of tales of infidelity getting exposed, this one is definitely up there.

If plaintiff Leroy Greer prevails, what would be the appropriate measure of damages? Will 1-800-FLOWERS reimburse him for his divorce settlement, as a form of consequential damages?

And what about alimony -- will they pick up the tab for that? Or can they just send his ex-wife a bouquet of carnations each month, for the rest of her life?

Correction: Thanks, commenters. Scratch the reference to "alimony," and replace it with "spousal support."

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This guy should be more careful when cheating on his wife. You don't want to catch any FTDs.

Fillmoe
08-08-2007, 05:25 PM
:lol :lol :lol


he ain't big pimpin no more....

Spurminator
08-08-2007, 05:50 PM
They should offer a coupon and tell him to go fuck himself.

SpursWoman
08-08-2007, 05:51 PM
This guy should be more careful when cheating on his wife. You don't want to catch any FTDs.



:lmao

Spicoli
08-08-2007, 05:53 PM
:lmao


Personally, I didn't think it was that funny.

SpursWoman
08-08-2007, 05:55 PM
I did....that guy is a dumbass. :spin

Spicoli
08-08-2007, 05:56 PM
No he's not. Don't you for a minute think your "guy" is not fucking some other slut on the side, because I can guarantee he is.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-08-2007, 06:01 PM
No he's not. Don't you for a minute think your "guy" is not fucking some other slut on the side, because I can guarantee he is.

Just because your girl got pollinated elsewhere doesn't mean everybody does.

Spicoli
08-08-2007, 06:02 PM
I don't have a girlfriend. I rather fuck yours.

SpursWoman
08-08-2007, 06:18 PM
No he's not. Don't you for a minute think your "guy" is not fucking some other slut on the side, because I can guarantee he is.

If he still has the energy for extracurricular sex, at least he's smart enough to not leave any evidence.

PM5K
08-08-2007, 06:23 PM
What a thorny situation...

spursfan09
08-08-2007, 06:44 PM
What a prick.

pseudofan
08-08-2007, 08:26 PM
If he still has the energy for extracurricular sex, at least he's smart enough to not leave any evidence.


Most men don't have the energy for extra sex.... they take away the affection from their spouse in order to give to their whore girlfriend.....

Men are dumb......and funny all at the same time... :rolleyes

BigBeezie
08-08-2007, 10:01 PM
My friend got caught in a similar fashion. His wife found out he was renting a hotel about 10 minutes from their house. I had no sympathy for him...

T-Pain
08-08-2007, 11:02 PM
if the plaintiff has sufficient evidence of an agreement, then he will win, otherwise this case will be thrown out.

FearDaDuncaN_SA
08-09-2007, 01:44 AM
They would have gotten a divorce sooner or later, right? In any case, 1-800-Flowers just helped things along...

jaespur21
08-09-2007, 01:56 AM
Damm

PM5K
08-09-2007, 09:51 AM
I guess their relationship wilted when she found out.....

Ed Helicopter Jones
08-09-2007, 10:14 AM
The only thing worse than a cheater is a lazy cheater. If he'd of stopped by a florist he could have paid cash, used any name he wanted, and no one would have been the wiser.

I think I'm going to have to publish the charlatan's handbook. People suck at being sneaky these days.

Bigzax
08-09-2007, 10:25 AM
will she want half the settlement if he wins?

resistanze
08-09-2007, 10:27 AM
He deserves that just for wasting time to buy flowers for a mistress.

thispego
08-09-2007, 10:34 AM
http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2007/8/7/nation/18516729&sec=nation
‘Men bored with marital sex after five years’

ABOUT 80% of married men face erectile dysfunction five years into their marriage because of having a single sex partner, China Press reported yesterday.

It quoted Singapore's Dr Yu Wei Siang, who is otherwise known as Doctor Love, as saying that 50% of men faced the problem with their sex partner after being married for between three and five years and 80% of them after being married for five years.

The paper said it was normal for a married couple to experience low libido after having the same partner for a long period of time.

Dr Yu was invited by the Johor Baru Tionghua Federation to speak in Johor Baru about sex on Sunday.

Most members of the audience preferred to ask questions via SMS.

He advised married couples to take the trouble to look for new environment and stimulation.

MoSpur
08-09-2007, 11:21 AM
He got hosed

SpursWoman
08-09-2007, 11:53 AM
He advised married couples to take the trouble to look for new environment and stimulation.


ya think?

thispego
08-09-2007, 12:31 PM
ya think?
haha, that advice is worth it's weight in gold. Brilliant!

SpursWoman
08-09-2007, 12:36 PM
Although, he probably should have added "....together." at the end. Some people apparently need that pointed out the them. :fro

Bigzax
08-09-2007, 12:38 PM
sw, i bet if you found a pfchangs receipt for two in his pocket, you'd kick his ass...

SpursWoman
08-09-2007, 12:45 PM
sw, i bet if you found a pfchangs receipt for two in his pocket, you'd kick his ass...


I don't go through his shit ... so he very well could have had some already. :spin

Bigzax
08-09-2007, 01:12 PM
i thought his stuff didn't turn into his shit until it was on the front lawn?!

SpursWoman
08-09-2007, 01:24 PM
:lol

tlongII
08-09-2007, 03:14 PM
Men are biologically predisposed to having multiple sex partners. It's not our fault that women can't seem to handle this fact.