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Last Comic Standing
08-09-2007, 11:38 AM
Three posters from Spurstalk walk into a bar.................................
The bartender says.....................................
pussyface.
08-09-2007, 11:52 AM
"are you guys faggy siccophants or what?".................
Whottt.
08-09-2007, 11:57 AM
Just then Sequ says.............
Jimcs50
08-09-2007, 11:59 AM
Just then Sequ says.............
No, but given what information you have, I understand your question...
FYI, sycophants
Jimcs50
08-09-2007, 12:11 PM
You got that right, says the bartender. What can I get you ladies...er gentleman?
Last Comic Standing
08-09-2007, 12:24 PM
Just then SpursWoman walks in..........................
SpursWoman
08-09-2007, 12:27 PM
...and then realized she doesn't drink anymore and walked back out.
Jimcs50
08-09-2007, 12:27 PM
with a bird on her head
Last Comic Standing
08-09-2007, 12:29 PM
and a Shamrock tattoo on her................................
Jimcs50
08-09-2007, 12:30 PM
She was wearing a.......................
smile on her face and not much else
SpursWoman
08-09-2007, 12:30 PM
...a sign on her back that said: LATER.
Jimcs50
08-09-2007, 12:33 PM
Sequ called after her, asking if she was avoiding him...
Jimcs50
08-09-2007, 12:36 PM
SW told him no, it was just that she just did not want to be seen with him because he had on the exact same skirt as she
Last Comic Standing
08-09-2007, 01:01 PM
used when she went out with Jimc50 back in 1999 when he was still.....
spurs_fan_in_exile
08-09-2007, 01:09 PM
trying to pick up chicks by offering them laughing gas.....
SequSpur
08-09-2007, 01:45 PM
and some sample dental floss.............
Last Comic Standing
08-09-2007, 01:46 PM
Just then the phone rang.............................
Julian
08-09-2007, 01:50 PM
and I answered and said:
I WIN!
Julian
08-09-2007, 01:50 PM
I win!
Julian
08-09-2007, 01:50 PM
I win! I win!
Julian
08-09-2007, 01:50 PM
I win! I win! I win!
angel_luv
08-09-2007, 02:24 PM
Just then the phone rang.............................
But Sequ couldn't take the call because it was long distance so...
Last Comic Standing
08-09-2007, 02:26 PM
He got a booster chair and used the pay phone in the men's.............
Bigzax
08-09-2007, 02:26 PM
He got a booster chair and used the pay phone in the men's.............
dressing room where he saw...
Last Comic Standing
08-09-2007, 02:32 PM
Tpark in a red G string eating a......................
Bigzax
08-09-2007, 02:37 PM
Tpark in a red G string eating a......................
a pickle dipped in...
Last Comic Standing
08-09-2007, 02:39 PM
Funnel cake batter, just then he heard a sound it was............
Bigzax
08-09-2007, 02:43 PM
so loud that sequ...
ALVAREZ6
08-09-2007, 03:01 PM
jumped and almost hit his head on a mailbox...almost....
Jimcs50
08-09-2007, 03:01 PM
so loud that sequ...
jumped up, knocking over a table spilling TPark's
ALVAREZ6
08-09-2007, 03:02 PM
JIM you lose
Bigzax
08-09-2007, 03:41 PM
jumped up, knocking over a table spilling TPark's
red cream soda that he brought from...
johnsmith
08-09-2007, 03:45 PM
red cream soda that he brought from...
a street vendor on the corner of military and I-35 because......
Jimcs50
08-09-2007, 04:10 PM
a street vendor on the corner of military and I-35 because......
he was in the neighborhood trying to buy some...
phyzik
08-09-2007, 04:20 PM
he was in the neighborhood trying to buy some...
platform shoes so that...
SequSpur
08-09-2007, 04:26 PM
Why in the hell am I getting so much attention in this story?
angel_luv
08-09-2007, 04:34 PM
platform shoes so that...
his kids could finally look up to him.
Now that he had the shoes, Sequ decided he needed...
SequSpur
08-09-2007, 04:44 PM
to hunt down angel luv.........
angel_luv
08-09-2007, 04:45 PM
Why in the hell am I getting so much attention in this story?
Cause it's a short story. :angel
to hunt down angel luv.........
and ask her to give Rasho the gift he'd bought for Rasho. The gift was...
Bigzax
08-09-2007, 06:08 PM
and ask her to give Rasho the gift he'd bought for Rasho. The gift was...
a plain brown box marked simply "corn"
Angel asked...
Just then E20 walked in and everybody fainted in awe of his might, those that didn't faint their heads exploded and that is the end of the universe and this story. Tune in next time on the wondrous adventures of E20 and Co.
Just then E20 walked in and everybody fainted in awe of his might, those that didn't faint their heads exploded and that is the end of the universe and this story. Tune in next time on the wondrous adventures of E20 and Co.
Then E20's mom barged into his room and yelled "Put down the damn six-sided dice, take off that ridiculous wizards hat, pick up your Care Bears comic books and go outside for a bit and see what the real world is all about! Maybe then you'll meet some real people!"
So, E20 slinked outside (After doing his chores) only to see...
SpursWoman
08-09-2007, 08:12 PM
A butcher, a baker, and a candlestick maker .... all carrying a ...
A bowl of petunias and a very surprised looking whale...
E20 then asked where is the local cornerstore and adult magazine stand when suddenly.............
SpursWoman
08-09-2007, 08:18 PM
the baker pulled out a giant....
the baker pulled out a giant....
fake woman's gential, E20 began foaming by the............
TheSanityAnnex
08-09-2007, 09:02 PM
dick..........seems he should have taken that STD test last week. With his dick about to fall off, E20........
dick..........seems he should have taken that STD test last week. With his dick about to fall off, E20........
Remebered Eye of the Tiger and got himself back together, meanwhile TSA was examining a pit bulls............
TheSanityAnnex
08-09-2007, 09:19 PM
bleeding anus. Looks like Norcal510 is no longer a virgin.
angel_luv
08-09-2007, 09:43 PM
But you guys all digress.
Commercial over back to the story...
a plain brown box marked simply "corn"
Angel asked...
"Does this come with instructions?" Sequ smiled sneakily and...
But you guys all digress.
Commercial over back to the story...
"Does this come with instructions?" Sequ smiled sneakily and...
Then E20 killed everybody. The End.
=RTM=
08-09-2007, 10:25 PM
Just then, there was a knock at the door.......................
TheSanityAnnex
08-09-2007, 10:29 PM
..........and there stood thesanityannex wondering why Angel Luv thinks she can just pick and choose what response she replies to all the while ruining the thread. He had the rule book in his hands for threads like these and handed it to her without saying a word and turned and walked away. At that moment..........
=RTM=
08-09-2007, 10:42 PM
Kori shows up with a pet.........................
Last Comic Standing
08-09-2007, 10:44 PM
Gerbil she found in NorCal's.................
NorCal510
08-09-2007, 10:53 PM
pants when norcal510 was beastin the bitches in the back sayin yeee go dumb fo sho. then norcal510 dickslapped all the faggots on spurstalk then reined king supreme like subway ham n cheese without the pickles. then norcal510 went to the gym and worked out his biceps so they could look bigger and toner than e20's. then norcal510 drove his honda cr-v to tahoe to go ride the big jumps so he could own tsa once again. then norcal510 went on his own ways and continued to be a motherfucking boss. then...
Lance
08-09-2007, 10:56 PM
he woke up and saw..........
Jimmy
08-09-2007, 11:01 PM
An image of the virgin Mary on his fathers......................
polandprzem
08-09-2007, 11:02 PM
...chest. And that was enough as he remembered that on his Dad's ass was a tatoo of .....
kobe_bryant
08-09-2007, 11:03 PM
of Spurswoman. Only half her ass could fit on it though. Her dildo...
NorCal510
08-09-2007, 11:05 PM
was being practiced for norcal's dick that would happen later that night...
Mister Sinister
08-09-2007, 11:07 PM
...But NorCal got sent to county and spent all night tossing the salad....
Jimmy
08-09-2007, 11:08 PM
of his roommate, just then a taxi pulls up with.............................
NorCal510
08-09-2007, 11:08 PM
with ranch sauce... then
Holt's Cat
08-09-2007, 11:11 PM
NorCal licks it off his balls.
NorCal510
08-09-2007, 11:13 PM
then norcal is a boss like always
angel_luv
08-10-2007, 08:45 AM
Just then, there was a knock at the door.......................
Kori shows up with a pet.........................
:flypig who leaps and snatches the box from Veronica's grasp. Crestfallen she...
Mister Sinister
08-10-2007, 10:23 AM
...became an hero...
angel_luv
08-10-2007, 10:27 AM
...became an hero...
by regaining her composure and quickly coming up with an alternative gift. It was...
Mister Sinister
08-10-2007, 10:32 AM
...A brand new, shiny, spiff-tastic toaster oven...
SpursWoman
08-10-2007, 11:34 AM
...and an irritated Spurswoman who happened upon this post:
of Spurswoman. Only half her ass could fit on it though. Her dildo...
and replied to the retard:
"So I'm guessing you weren't bright enough to catch on that I didn't want my name in this thread, precisely because some of you just basically suck at trying to be funny." And excused herself from interrupting.
TheSanityAnnex
08-10-2007, 12:50 PM
...A brand new, shiny, spiff-tastic toaster oven..............and to Angel's surprise, when she opened the oven, it again had a note from TSA telling her to stop picking and choosing what posts to respond to. She ripped the letter up because she felt stupid and...........
Last Comic Standing
08-10-2007, 05:00 PM
realized responding to this topic is really useless with all the uneducated asshats who continue to use it for their own personal mini troll forum. so she grabbed her blackberry and..........................
angel_luv
08-10-2007, 05:05 PM
...A brand new, shiny, spiff-tastic toaster oven...
which cost a fortune to ship to Canada.
The next day Angel, deciding it was time for a change...
Of threads, went off in search of intelligent conversation. The End.
Last Comic Standing
08-10-2007, 05:08 PM
so she removed her two day old G string and put on ..............................
Lance
08-10-2007, 05:12 PM
a pair of dirty boxers she found at.............................
Jimmy
08-10-2007, 05:13 PM
the last gtg, there was a name tag on the boxers that read...........
Mr.Bottomtooth
08-10-2007, 05:15 PM
expires as of 12-3-96. she put them on anyways and then...
Lance
08-10-2007, 07:01 PM
She noticed it matched her............
Good 'N Plenty
08-10-2007, 07:25 PM
rash that was now a bright red and she frowned as she....
sucking E20's.............
Fillmoe
08-10-2007, 07:29 PM
nipples, until they turned
nipples, until they turned
into two long hard hot dog shaped...........
Lance
08-10-2007, 07:32 PM
moles that had to be removed with a............
Good 'N Plenty
08-10-2007, 07:38 PM
lance and she screamed like a...
Mr.Bottomtooth
08-10-2007, 07:51 PM
cow getting branded. Then she shit a brick and jumped out the window and realized...
Boris
08-10-2007, 07:53 PM
"Why am I doing this!?!?" so she...
SpursWoman
08-10-2007, 07:59 PM
....used *his* superpowers to try and fall back up the window, but
Kanye
08-10-2007, 08:05 PM
....used *his* superpowers to try and fall back up the window, but
I want to say good morning America, good morning to Erica, who gave me good head while watching Good Morning America.
Mr.Bottomtooth
08-11-2007, 01:08 AM
....used *his* superpowers to try and fall back up the window, but
she forgot to rub herself with her superhero gel, so her powers wore off, causing her to...
Beno Udrih
08-11-2007, 03:35 AM
Think of the Udrih. But to her surprise the real Beno walked in with a bag of...............
I am Tom
08-11-2007, 07:39 AM
porkskins he found in Rasho's old locker at the SBC center. Just then coach Pop walks in and............................
JoeChalupa
08-11-2007, 09:49 AM
..said "God Bless You" with a confident smile and.....
johnsmith
08-11-2007, 10:44 AM
..said "God Bless You" with a confident smile and.....
continued on changing the way the thread works until.........
JoeChalupa
08-11-2007, 11:07 AM
and thought nothing of it so...
Steve Perry
08-11-2007, 01:55 PM
he went to the SBC parking lot and saw Sequspur and Rashofan in a...........................
Mr.Bottomtooth
08-11-2007, 03:08 PM
tuxedo t-shirt dancing to the song "Walk It Out" when suddenly...
tuxedo t-shirt dancing to the song "Walk It Out" when suddenly...
E20 came out with his date, which was HIlary Duff.....then..........
ALVAREZ6
08-11-2007, 03:24 PM
E20 came out with his date, which was HIlary Duff.....then..........Duff realized she was hanging with a nobody, a commonplace loser, and told him to fuck off when....
TheSanityAnnex
08-11-2007, 03:24 PM
............his wet dream was interuppted by his mother knocking on his bedroom door. "damn it", he thought to himself, "how will I ever explain these wet sheets to mother". He had a plan, he would......
PIss on his bed to make his mother think he pissed his pants while asleep........meanwhile ALvarez was taking a shit inside an alligators...................
****On a side note Hilary Duff is actually like 20 minutes away from me. She's doing a concert at a pavilion here. I'm too lazy to try to find her though.
ALVAREZ6
08-11-2007, 03:33 PM
****On a side note Hilary Duff is actually like 20 minutes away from me. She's doing a concert at a pavilion here. I'm too lazy to try to find her though.Dude don't be a puss. Go for it.
You gotta live life with no regrets.
Dude don't be a puss. Go for it.
You gotta live life with no regrets.
Not to side track away from this thread, but:
A) The concert probably is gonna stink and I dont' have tickets.
B) She has body guards that are huge
C) According to my sources (GIG and ALvarez), she is a bitch and won't talk to anybody
D) She's dating taht pussy NHL player who is a fucking hotel heir. Not even my guns could beat that.
But on with the story:
PIss on his bed to make his mother think he pissed his pants while asleep........meanwhile ALvarez was taking a shit inside an alligators...................
Bigzax
08-11-2007, 03:54 PM
PIss on his bed to make his mother think he pissed his pants while asleep........meanwhile ALvarez was taking a shit inside an alligators...................
skin purse for no particular reason, when he was suprised by...
Re-Animator
08-11-2007, 04:01 PM
Not to side track away from this thread, but:
Your to late that took place on page one, at this point, I really don't think any one gives a shit anymore. After all it's not like the VIP posters like SpursChick and SurgarBear are in here posting anyway, so your safe brah!
Just then there was a loud sound it was.......................................
Your to late that took place on page one, at this point, I really don't think any one gives a shit anymore. After all it's not like the VIP posters like SpursChick and SurgarBear are in here posting anyway, so your safe brah!
Just then there was a loud sound it was.......................................
And that's the real Re-Animator, not my troll the Re-_Animator. :lol
Tonto
08-11-2007, 04:32 PM
Just then there was a loud sound it was.......................................
it was the sound of two dogs fucking, it came from back yard where pale face bigzax and joe chalupa where smoking.....................
it came from pale face gtg it was the sound of.............................
tpark and bigzax having an eating contest, suddenly the karoaoke busted out and...........
Mister Sinister
08-11-2007, 04:36 PM
Kicked E20 in the vagina....
Captain Koons
08-11-2007, 04:38 PM
He let out a scream that sounded like two cats ...........................
Mister Sinister
08-11-2007, 04:39 PM
Having sex in the butt...
Captain Koons
08-11-2007, 04:45 PM
Just then Slomo shows up with........................
Hungry farmer
08-11-2007, 05:04 PM
A truck full of pear brandy he bought from his friend at the.......................
ALVAREZ6
08-11-2007, 05:05 PM
local gay porn shop where a pitbull bit him in the ass and someone started another pitbull thread because...
Mister Sinister
08-11-2007, 05:21 PM
...That sort of thing is fucking hilarious to assholes like us who...
zombie anna nicole
08-11-2007, 05:33 PM
don't have the comedy central channel, just then the phone rang.................
Aunt Ester
08-11-2007, 06:23 PM
and Shelly answers the phone to say.............................
ashbeeigh
08-11-2007, 06:46 PM
It's not raining at my house damnit!
SpursWoman
08-11-2007, 07:06 PM
and went back to making herself a margarita. All of the sudden..
she sees Tony and Eva on TV doing the..............................
ashbeeigh
08-11-2007, 07:12 PM
boogy-woogey-choo-choo-train....
Then Eva tells Tony.........................
TheSanityAnnex
08-11-2007, 07:31 PM
my upper lip needs to be shaved, can I borrow your razor? Tony replies.......
ashbeeigh
08-11-2007, 07:35 PM
bitch please get your own quattro....
Suns Fan
08-11-2007, 08:29 PM
bitch please get your own quattro....
:lmao
Just then she noticed a mole on her....................
JeffDynasty
08-11-2007, 08:41 PM
...on her left hand. Which was strange because her left hand was cut off in accident 20 years ago to this day. She quickly realized that the hand had returned home to...
Mr.Bottomtooth
08-12-2007, 12:37 AM
sue her for all the gloves she has. When the hand was inspecting the house for gloves it noticed...
ALVAREZ6
08-12-2007, 12:40 AM
a giant cucumber beneath a pillow after feeling a ....
a giant cucumber beneath a pillow after feeling a ....
turd in her back pocket left by Tony who thought it would be a nice............
way to add some French style fetish to Eva's love life , but that did not last long since coach Pop found out Eva was really a.........................
ALVAREZ6
08-12-2007, 10:20 AM
way to add some French style fetish to Eva's love life , but that did not last long since coach Pop found out Eva was really a.........................transvestite whore with a huge adam's apple that previously fucked a really big....
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