Fantasy Team Names?

[Findog]

Anybody having trouble coming up with a fantasy team name? I stole some of these from Kissing Suzy Kolber, so credit where credit is due, but I wonder if anybody else has something good to add:

The Jon-Benet Rams

Body by Mangini

The Port Huron Statements

My Mom and Dad Having Sex

Cleverly Named Team

The Birmingham Church Fire

Grandpa's Magic Anus

Bad Newz Kennels

The Gaza Strippers

Weekend at Benoit's

My Alonzo Mourning Jacket

Saving Nolan Ryan

Third and Schlong

First Down Syndrome

Romo is my holder

Everybody loves Romo

Last Tango in Paris Hilton

Brian's Dong

Houston Nutt's Cell Phone Records

Brady Quinn Raped Me

Three Doors Down Syndrome

Chris Simms is a fag

The Ookie Monsters

Lindsay's Alcohol Bracelet

Rae Carruth's Girlfriend

The Vanderjagoff's

Suspended by Goodell

The Silver Mullets

Dexter Manley Book Club

Short Bus Rapist

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Mike Vick's Puppy Trainers

[Findog]

Mike Vick's Puppy Trainers

That's a good one. Only problem is that Anchorman, Borat and Vick-themed names will be overdone this year.

[J.T.]

Manu's Bald Spot

[SpursWoman]

Grandpa's Magic Anus? WTF? :lol

[to21]

The Utah Miners

[Findog]

Grandpa's Magic Anus? WTF? :lol

It's got that creepy + children's book vibe going for it. :toast

[Findog]

The Utah Miners

haha.

[SpursWoman]

http://www.fftoolbox.com/team_names.cfm


There's a team name generator ... I can't DL it at work.

[Findog]

http://www.fftoolbox.com/team_names.cfm


There's a team name generator ... I can't DL it at work.

cool, thanks.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Cleveland Brown Eyes

Sincinati Bang Gals

Oedipus Rex Grossman

Nate Newton's Junk in the Trunk

The Malt Kickers

[SpursWoman]

Some other funny ones I saw:

Reno's Police Department
Neverland Ranch Hands
Rusty Trombones
The Ball Movements
Pacman Liberation Army
Coitus Interruptors
Drop A McAllister

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

4th Down Perversions

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The Spiderpigs.

[Findog]

Manu's Bald Spot

That's a good basketball one, along with My Alonzo Mourning Jacket.

Here's some good baseball ones:

Dickie Thon in a box

Cory Lidle's Flight Lessons (too soon?)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'd make it Flight Instructors, but it's not too soon.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Tank Johnson's Inebriated Chauffeurs.

[SRJ]

What's Left of New Orleans Saints

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Some good basketball ones:

The Microfractures
The Plantar Fasciiti

[Findog]

Some good basketball ones:

The Microfractures
The Plantar Fasciiti

Coach Pornstache (in honor of Mike D'Antoni)

[BigBeezie]

My team name: The Flaxseed Oilers

Optional name: Another Man's Testicals

Who you playing this week? I'm playing with another man's testicals. Really? Yeah, they're really good.

[Findog]

Tank Johnson's Inebriated Chauffeurs.

There's a reason they don't call him "Feelings Johnson."

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

KY Jam/Preserves

[monosylab1k]

Matt Leinart's Illegitimate Child

[George Gervin's Afro]

The Dancing Santas

[50 cent]

Parcells' ( . )( . )s

[PeterBurns]

The Amish Rake Fighters

[kris]

I'll pay $1 for the rights to anyone's team name outside of a spurstalk league (also can't be in the same league as someone else I sponsor).

Team name has to last the whole season.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'll pay $1 for the rights to anyone's team name outside of a spurstalk league (also can't be in the same league as someone else I sponsor).

Team name has to last the whole season.

I'm going to need a little more. GoldenPalace.com has already offered $3 for the rights to my team name.

[IceColdBrewski]

Yesterday's Corn.

[Nathan Explosion]

That's a good one. Only problem is that Anchorman, Borat and Vick-themed names will be overdone this year.

I had a league named The Channel 4 News Team, but I think I'll stick with my team name, The Lone Rangers.

[TheTruth]

ThemBoogieKnigths and The Pinoy Pounders. That is where it is at. TheCunningLinguists is pretty funny.

[kris]

I'm going to need a little more. GoldenPalace.com has already offered $3 for the rights to my team name.

GoldenPalace and Harrah's have always been a thorn in my side.

[TxJudsonRocketTx]

Ed Hocules' Biceps

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Ed Hocules' Biceps

:lol

[50 cent]

Sincinati Bang Gals


I'm using this one in one of my leagues. :tu

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

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