Padme has a tiny ass

[IcemanCometh]

mmmm padme (http://img108.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img108&image=o6onat3.jpg)


i'd stick my lightsabre in it (http://img117.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img117&image=e9nnatileportmanclos.jpg)

[ALVAREZ6]

mmmm padme (http://img108.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img108&image=o6onat3.jpg)


i'd stick my lightsabre in it (http://img117.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img117&image=e9nnatileportmanclos.jpg)


so would i

[samikeyp]

I heard that the frontal tit shot of her was left on the cutting room floor. :depressed

[Experiment2100]

That girl is 100% bangtacular

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

It wasn't the bush shot, it was the lower front exposed that was cut.

That director should be shot.

[MosesGuthrie]

amen.

[Jekka]

I'd do her, but first I'd feed her a sandwich. Bitch needs to eat.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'd do her, but first I'd feed her a sandwich. Bitch needs to eat.

Manny or Jessica?

:lol

[Jekka]

Manny or Jessica?

:lol

No, that was Jessica. Manny and I thought about adding her to the collective list of five people we can cheat on each other with, but she didn't make it. The list is as follows (in no particular order):

1) Angelina Jolie
2) Salma Hayek
3) Chan Marshall (from the band Cat Power)
4) Scarlett Johanson
5) Margaret Cho

Manny wanted Milla Jovovich on the collective list, but I said no, because she needs a bigger sandwich than Padme. I just see someone getting impaled on her elbow or something in bed.

[Duff McCartney]

5) Margaret Cho

That's just disturbing.

[Mr Dio]

Nat Portman is FINE just the way she is. Ditto for MJ. Manny, are Kobe Tai & Heather Locklear too thin for you too? You gotta be CRAZY man! Can't believe the Cho selection at all. Were you on acid when you made the list? Have you actually seen Cho?

[Jekka]

http://www.boomspeed.com/sweetc/duffMcC.jpg

No no, that is disturbing.

Not to mention, if you would bother to watch her movies, the woman has got to be pretty damn good in bed. But, it's not like you would have anything to compare it to. :jack :lol

[Marcus Bryant]

Cho is the Asian-American Roseanne Barr. No thanks.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

[img]
Not to mention, if you would bother to watch her movies, the woman has got to be pretty damn good in bed. But, it's not like you would have anything to compare it to. :jack :lol


http://uweb.txstate.edu/~jr47581/pictures/artestowningfan1.jpg

[Jekka]

Nat Portman is FINE just the way she is. Ditto for MJ. Manny, are Kobe Tai & Heather Locklear too thin for you too? You gotta be CRAZY man! Can't believe the Cho selection at all. Were you on acid when you made the list? Have you actually seen Cho?


IT WASN'T MANNY, FUCKERS. The logout problem is pretty much resolved. Thank you. </service announcement>

[Mr Dio]

Cho? Cho? Manny, please man!, Kick the acid & heroin habit ASAP! Don't just settle for that stuff, get better.

[Kori Ellis]

Are you guys not listening? -- It's JESSICA that wants Margaret Cho -- not Manny!

[Marcus Bryant]

Not being a lesbian, I will forego any further comment on this issue.

[Kori Ellis]

It's also Jessica saying that Milla Jovovich and Natalie Portman are too skinny. So you guys can stop yelling at Manny about that too.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Jekka,

Damn you and your bisexual tendencies for throwing The Club on its respective ear!

:lmao

[Mr Dio]

I know Kori I know, it was too funny to see the ruffled feathers though. I seriously doubt Manny would have Cho on such a list. I hope. Kori, what do you think of Parker Posey? Hot or Not?

[Mr Dio]

OK, since plenty of replys/views here can someone tell me if VBookie always has action going? Kori? Blaze?

[Guru of Nothing]

No, that was Jessica. Manny and I thought about adding her to the collective list of five people we can cheat on each other with, but she didn't make it. The list is as follows (in no particular order):

1) Angelina Jolie
2) Salma Hayek
3) Chan Marshall (from the band Cat Power)
4) Scarlett Johanson
5) Margaret Cho

Manny wanted Milla Jovovich on the collective list, but I said no, because she needs a bigger sandwich than Padme. I just see someone getting impaled on her elbow or something in bed.

Margaret Cho!?

Either you lost a bet, or you lost your mind.

She's not even funny. Really. She's like the Bob Sagat of female comedy.

Blecch.

[Kori Ellis]

I'm not fond of Parker Posey.

I'll agree that Natalie Portman is hot -- everyone knew she was going to be hot even when she was like 11 in The Professional. I'll also agree on Angelina Jolie and Salma Hayek as being hot.

Though we don't have a "To Do" list like Manny and Jessica. :lol

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

OK, since plenty of replys/views here can someone tell me if VBookie always has action going? Kori? Blaze?

http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/

http://www.gamblersanonymous.org/images/galogo.jpg

[timvp]

http://www.kenston.k12.oh.us/khs/just4fun/christie_mavs.jpg

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.kenston.k12.oh.us/khs/just4fun/christie_mavs.jpg

So when's Kori's clothing line coming out?

[timvp]

I'm not allowed to talk to female posters.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm not allowed to talk to female posters.

So THAT'S why your computers are side-by-side!
:lol

[Mr Dio]

Yeah, The Professional was a great flick. Well, we all have our own tastes & preferences & beauty comes in all shapes/sizes/colors. As a matter of fact even PakiDan is a hot item! The guys backstage @ Hard Bodies all love him. He alters their g-strings, thongs & banana hammocks so they fit nice N snug.

[Kori Ellis]

Yeah, The Professional was a great flick

I loved that movie. But I also liked her in Beautiful Girls when she was like 13 and Timothy Hutton was sort of in love with her. That's one of my top 10 favorite movies.

[Mr Dio]

Hey! Did Bibby go to UT?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Hey! Did Bibby go to UT?

http://www.nba.com/playerfile/mike_bibby/index.html - Arizona '00

But if you mean the guy pictured, that's Doug Christie.

http://www.nba.com/playerfile/doug_christie/index.html - Pepperdine '92

[Mr Dio]

Yeah, player name was a mistake BUT Did you think I was serious about UT Blaze? :elephant

[Mr Dio]

So, about VBookie..

[Jekka]

Okay, allow me to clarify.

There are three lists. Manny and I each have our own list of five people we are allowed to cheat on each other with (this is a product of watching season two of Friends where the Friends do the same), and we happened to have a couple of people in common, so instead of being redundant and using up valuable spaces on our respective lists, we also made a collective one.

Manuel’s Okay to Cheat on Jess List
1. Milla Jovovich
2. Michelle Branch
3. Diane Lane
4. Shannyn Sossamon
5. Charlize Theron

Jess’s Okay to Cheat on Manuel List
1. Ryan Adams
2. Neil Gaiman
3. John Cusack
4. Robert Smith
5. Damien Rice

Collective Okay to Cheat List
1. Salma Hayek
2. Angelina Jolie
3. Chan Marshall
4. Scarlett Johannson
5. Margaret Cho

Here is Chan Marshall for those of you who don't know and should (because you should also get the Cat Power CDs - the woman's voice is an audiogasm)
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/817573/06-chan.jpg

And MARGARET CHO LOST A WHOLE LOT OF WEIGHT, FUCKERS, before you get all JUDGMENTAL.
http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-8/817573/the_cho.jpg

[Marcus Bryant]

She can gain all that weight back too. Actually it wasn't so much the weight as it was her attitude. The total package was definitely unappealing, much like Barr.

[Jekka]

I'm sorry, did women's lib offend you?

[Marcus Bryant]

No. Cho's attitude does.

Don't try to change the subject.

[timvp]

There are three lists. Manny and I each have our own list of five people we are allowed to cheat on each other with (this is a product of watching season two of Friends where the Friends do the same), and we happened to have a couple of people in common, so instead of being redundant and using up valuable spaces on our respective lists, we also made a collective one.

That's not fair. Robert Smith was number 6 on Manny's list. How did he not make the final cut?

http://www.mst3kinfo.com/satnews/images/robert.jpg

[Guru of Nothing]

I'm sorry, did women's lib offend you?

How could anyone be offended by liberal women?

[Jekka]

That's not changing the subject - attitude has everything to do with "women's lib". You don't have to agree with my views on Cho, but I think she's a far cry from the obnoxious mother-of-too-many-tv-mom that Barr is.

[Mr Dio]

I'm sorry, did women's lib offend you? ------------ I guess an honest opinion offends you? Not like it matters anyway. Cho's attitude was & is awful. Doesn't matter what her weight is. I have heard of Chan & saw a pic of her next to a pic of a young Suzanne Vega & she is cute.

[Marcus Bryant]

That's not changing the subject - attitude has everything to do with "women's lib". You don't have to agree with my views on Cho, but I think she's a far cry from the obnoxious mother-of-too-many-tv-mom that Barr is.

Be sure to have young Manuel rub you down. You must've hurt yourself after that stretch.

[Mr Dio]

Take it easy Marcus. Remember age & wisdom go hand in hand so give her a 2-3 dozen years. :spin

[Jekka]

I have a lot of respect for the work that Cho does for different causes, namely gay and lesbian rights and women's rights. She's very well spoken on her issues.

Barr has a talkshow.

But at any rate, I'm not out to change your mind, keep your opinions, I'll keep mine.

[Kori Ellis]

I can't stand Margaret Cho's comedy -- I always go off on how much I hate it. But I'll admit she looks better than she used to.

Everything is a matter of taste.

[Marcus Bryant]

What heroines.

[Mr Dio]

Kori & LJ! Hey, how is the playoffs for the Xpert leagues going to work?

[Marcus Bryant]

I can't stand Margaret Cho's comedy -- I always go off on how much I hate it. But I'll admit she looks better than she used to.

Everything is a matter of taste.

Damn. Kori's against "women's lib" too. Who knew?

[Jekka]

Everything is a matter of taste.

Agreed.

[timvp]

Kori & LJ! Hey, how is the playoffs for the Xpert leagues going to work?

Top four teams make the playoffs. Games decided on 16th week.

Not sure how that has anything to do with padme having a tiny ass but there ya go.

[MannyIsGod]

What heroines.

I find much of Cho's public service work to be heroic in a sense. What aspects of her attitude piss you off?

[Mr Dio]

Playoffs have nothing to do with Nat Portman. Thought I'd ask rather than start a new thread.

[MannyIsGod]

For the record, I'd do Nat Portman regardless of what else she eats.

[Marcus Bryant]

How about her "attitude"? This isn't hard, she's annoying as hell and I don't really care what her politics might be.

Apparently I am not alone with that assessment in this thread.

[MannyIsGod]

Fair enough, I was just seeking a more specific explantion.

Man Marcus, if anyone needs a rub down...

[Marcus Bryant]

Don't put me on your list man.

[Guru of Nothing]

I find much of Cho's public service work to be heroic in a sense. What aspects of her attitude piss you off?

Heroic!?

Sadly, that's funnier than Cho's very best material.

[Shelly]

That's not fair. Robert Smith was number 6 on Manny's list. How did he not make the final cut?

http://www.mst3kinfo.com/satnews/images/robert.jpg

I was thinking it was Robert Smith from the Cure???????

[MannyIsGod]

I was thinking it was Robert Smith from the Cure???????

lol, it was.

[Guru of Nothing]

Shelly, I enlarged my fonts .... And quite frankly, you sound older.

[MannyIsGod]

I'm not allowed to talk to female posters.


Fuck all the bullshit, this is the funniest post of the thread.

[Mr Dio]

Manny, I spoke to PakiDan on the phone & he is VERY upset that he didn't make your top 5.

[MosesGuthrie]

For the record, I'd do Nat Portman regardless of what else she eats.

Oh hell yeah!