Free Quattro Razor (6)

[Melmart1]

Melmart is my bitch and she was to wait in line for me. She waits weeks for a good ink shower.
You been too busy inside CuckingFunt's uterus to ink on me :depressed

[ATRAIN]

Baby...I am always there to keep you safe!...if we were going, I would be dropping the travel agent discount card and getting us a hotel suite!


mikey your sooo sweet can I be your bitch too?

[Melmart1]

Baby...I am always there to keep you safe!...if we were going, I would be dropping the travel agent discount card and getting us a hotel suite!
Well, what's the hold up? LOL!

My best friend lives in Florida and is neighbors with Bill Parcells. I told him to beg him to come back. I even promised him sexual favors if he would do so. :lol

[ATRAIN]

It will happen to me first.

I'll douse your asshole with kerosene and light it up if you go first!!

It's a fair warning.


I know im in line behind your too :depressed

[samikeyp]

mikey your sooo sweet can I be your bitch too?

Um...no. Sorry, ladies only.

Although the old school Astros logo gets you bonus respect points.

[Melmart1]

How do I freelance?

I want to be able to do that.
Are you a writer?

[peewee's lovechild]

Only for those of us on the VIP list.




Show some respect before I turn your dumbass into tomorrow's special at Red Lobster.

Fuck the VIP list, Melmart's got me on the preferred member's list.

[ATRAIN]

Well, what's the hold up? LOL!

My best friend lives in Florida and is neighbors with Bill Parcells. I told him to beg him to come back. I even promised him sexual favors if he would do so. :lol


Taking one for the team.......you are the perfect woman!!

[ATRAIN]

Um...no. Sorry, ladies only.

Although the old school Astros logo gets you bonus respect points.


SWEET!!!

[Melmart1]

Taking one for the team.......you are the perfect woman!!
Well... he isn't bad looking and if I lived in Florida I am sure we woulda hooked up by now, so not really taking one for the team. However, I am indeed the perfect woman. On that account, you were correct.

[samikeyp]

Fuck the VIP list, Melmart's got me on the preferred member's list.

Maybe...but you've never been in the GTG hideout. :)

[Melmart1]

Maybe...but you've never been in the GTG hideout. :)
That's just for you and me :eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

Are you a writer?

That's all I do.

I'm an English graduate.
I haven't finished my Masters yet because alcohol gets in the way.

[Melmart1]

I took all the booze from there, though Mikey. I gotta restock. I am using it this week cus it's playoff time in my dart league and I need my aiming juice.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well... he isn't bad looking and if I lived in Florida I am sure we woulda hooked up by now, so not really taking one for the team. However, I am indeed the perfect woman. On that account, you were correct.

I can do a damn good Parcells imitation.

[Melmart1]

That's all I do.

I'm an English graduate.
I haven't finished my Masters yet because alcohol gets in the way.
Hahaha, the drunk writer thing only works if you are like Hemingway or something. If you want to make money and do it for a living, you gotta be sober more often than not.

[samikeyp]

That's just for you and me

Exactly :eyebrows

No problemo on the booze...I plan to restock some myself. Im bringing the snacks too. :)

[peewee's lovechild]

Maybe...but you've never been in the GTG hideout. :)

This is true.

Why all the teasing?

Are you trying to get into my pants?

Because you don't even have to try, it's a very easy thing to do.

[ATRAIN]

I can do a damn good Parcells imitation.


peewee I hate to say this but mikey has got you beat on hitting on melmart!!! Im a little dissapointed.......since I looked up to your hitting on girl skillz :depressed

[peewee's lovechild]

That's just for you and me :eyebrows

I could wedge myself in the middle to make a little Melmart-Samikey sandwich.

[ATRAIN]

peewee did you read your PM? LOL

[Squid]

peewee I hate to say this but mikey has got you beat on hitting on melmart!!! Im a little dissapointed.......since I looked up to your hitting on girl skillz :depressed

That is pretty sad if you are looking up to him.

[Squid]

peewee did you read your PM? LOL

How cute. You two are pming each other.

Seriously, that's adorable.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hahaha, the drunk writer thing only works if you are like Hemingway or something. If you want to make money and do it for a living, you gotta be sober more often than not.

Actually, I do most of my writing while I'm sober.
I have quite a bit that I've written and I want to publish sometime soon.

But, the shit I write when I'm drunk is pretty damn interesting, to say the least.

[ATRAIN]

That is pretty sad if you are looking up to him.


why is that????

[ATRAIN]

How cute. You two are pming each other.

Seriously, that's adorable.


yeah dont be jealous!!

[ATRAIN]

Actually, I do most of my writing while I'm sober.
I have quite a bit that I've written and I want to publish sometime soon.

But, the shit I write when I'm drunk is pretty damn interesting, to say the least.


is it erotic talk about you sitting on guys laps?

[Melmart1]

How cute. You two are pming each other.

Seriously, that's adorable.
Actually, it's kinda gay.

[ORION]

I'm ready for a beer. Why can't I drink at work? :pctoss

WHY DAMMIT!!
I guess your not lucky like me. They might buy us beer this frriday but I know they will on the 31st since its a friday and the last day of the month

[peewee's lovechild]

peewee I hate to say this but mikey has got you beat on hitting on melmart!!! Im a little dissapointed.......since I looked up to your hitting on girl skillz :depressed

I'm breaking into the world of lesbianosity, or dykedome as some say.

It takes more skill and patience.

Watch and learn my little grasshopper.

[ATRAIN]

Actually, it's kinda gay.


mel that hurts my heart for you to talk to your bitch like that

[ATRAIN]

I guess your not lucky like me. They might buy us beer this frriday but I know they will on the 31st since its a friday and the last day of the month


didnt you say that last friday?

[Melmart1]

Actually, I do most of my writing while I'm sober.
I have quite a bit that I've written and I want to publish sometime soon.

But, the shit I write when I'm drunk is pretty damn interesting, to say the least.
Creative writing is great, but freelancing usually involves more structured pieces, espeically if it's web writing or blogging. It's rare that you get paid to write creatively, but if that is your goal then I suggest you put together a portfolio and find yourself a literary agent.

Somehow, I imagine you as the Mexican Stephen King.

[peewee's lovechild]

Actually, it's kinda gay.

Which should endear you to me.

[Melmart1]

mel that hurts my heart for you to talk to your bitch like that
That's kinda gay, too.

[peewee's lovechild]

Creative writing is great, but freelancing usually involves more structured pieces, espeically if it's web writing or blogging. It's rare that you get paid to write creatively, but if that is your goal then I suggest you put together a portfolio and find yourself a literary agent.

Somehow, I imagine you as the Mexican Stephen King.

Stephen King is actually one of my favorite writers, Kurt Vonnegut being my all time favorite.

But, I do quite a bit of blogging.
So, can you get me a job?

[Silver21_Black20]

What kind of Happy HorseShit is going on in here?

[Melmart1]

Stephen King is actually one of my favorite writers, Kurt Vonnegut being my all time favorite.

But, I do quite a bit of blogging.
So, can you get me a job?
Well, I sorta got Midge a job once, but I don't know if he has done anything else since. If I could help him I am sure I could help you as well. Send me a PM about the types of writing you are into and I will see what I can do.

Take a break from PMing Mr. Astros.

[ATRAIN]

LOL hahah nothing im just messing with people today. I have no desire to be anyone's bitch......im just trying to entertain myself today while stuck in this hell hole called work. Its been working pretty well actually.

[Squid]

Well, I sorta got Midge a job once, but I don't know if he has done anything else since. If I could help him I am sure I could help you as well. Send me a PM about the types of writing you are into and I will see what I can do.

Take a break from PMing Mr. Astros.

I really haven't done anything since. That fucking magazine paid me but never got their shit in print. Those fuckers. Plus I lost my patients with emailing people and trying to convince them to let me write for them. It wasn't my deal. I apprecaite the help though Mel.

[ashbeeigh]

Mel, do you remember which quattro it was that Kori listed all those writing sites? I might need something to hold me over until I actually do find something to sustain my badass-ness.

[ATRAIN]

Well, I sorta got Midge a job once, but I don't know if he has done anything else since. If I could help him I am sure I could help you as well. Send me a PM about the types of writing you are into and I will see what I can do.

Take a break from PMing Mr. Astros.


he isnt PMing me, I sent him a message in response to something we were talking about the other day........wow I had no idea PM's were sacred.

[ATRAIN]

I really haven't done anything since. That fucking magazine paid me but never got their shit in print. Those fuckers. Plus I lost my patients with emailing people and trying to convince them to let me write for them. It wasn't my deal. I apprecaite the help though Mel.


what kind of stuff do you write squid?

[Melmart1]

I really haven't done anything since. That fucking magazine paid me but never got their shit in print. Those fuckers. Plus I lost my patients with emailing people and trying to convince them to let me write for them. It wasn't my deal. I apprecaite the help though Mel.
So does this mean I should stop forwarding that newsletter to you? lol ... I just sent it like yesterday or something. In fact, the new column is due today for next week's. HAHAHA, I haven't written it yet.

[Melmart1]

Mel, do you remember which quattro it was that Kori listed all those writing sites? I might need something to hold me over until I actually do find something to sustain my badass-ness.
Sure don't. Search City, sweetheart.

[Melmart1]

Hahaha, Squid do you remember that time we convinced Viva Las Estupidos that you were a writer for Esquire? :lol

[Melmart1]

he isnt PMing me, I sent him a message in response to something we were talking about the other day........wow I had no idea PM's were sacred.
Stop sending cock pics you took in the bathroom stall with your camera phone.

[Squid]

what kind of stuff do you write squid?

For fun I wrote really fucked up and vulgar stories that were very funny to me but just made other people think I was crazy. The one real piece I wrote was an article for a caribbean music magazine.

[ATRAIN]

Stop sending cock pics you took in the bathroom stall with your camera phone.


LOL damn thats a good idea......BRB!!

[ashbeeigh]

Sure don't. Search City, sweetheart.

darn. I'm pretty sure it was around the time of my last melt down, spring break sometime. I'll look when I get home from school hunting with my little sister.

[Squid]

Hahaha, Squid do you remember that time we convinced Viva Las Estupidos that you were a writer for Esquire? :lol

That was funny. The dumb fuck actually believe us.

[ATRAIN]

For fun I wrote really fucked up and vulgar stories that were very funny to me but just made other people think I was crazy. The one real piece I wrote was an article for a caribbean music magazine.


have anything that we could sample?

[ATRAIN]

darn. I'm pretty sure it was around the time of my last melt down, spring break sometime. I'll look when I get home from school hunting with my little sister.


when is your next meltdown, i need to be sure to see that one

[ashbeeigh]

have anything that we could sample?

A PM of that cock pic may be sufficient.

[Squid]

have anything that we could sample?

Go sample your cum you fucking faggot.


But seriously, no.

[ATRAIN]

A PM of that cock pic may be sufficient.


ashbeeigh how dare you!!!! WWJ say to that?

[ATRAIN]

Go sample your cum you fucking faggot.


But seriously, no.


damn dude when I first read that I was like shit a simple NO would have been fine. Thats cool, I was just curious.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, I sorta got Midge a job once, but I don't know if he has done anything else since. If I could help him I am sure I could help you as well. Send me a PM about the types of writing you are into and I will see what I can do.

Take a break from PMing Mr. Astros.

Cool, I'll do that.

As for the PMs, I receive unsolicited PMs from Mr. ATURD.
I do not lead him on.
His passion for me is unexplainable.

But, it happens to most of the people that come my way.
It's magnetic.
It can not be avoided.

Just ask Midge.

[Squid]

damn dude when I first read that I was like shit a simple NO would have been fine. Thats cool, I was just curious.

haha I'm just fucking around. I'll send you shit when I get home.

[Melmart1]

hahaha, there are some funny names for minor league baseball teams. It's nice to chuckle while you work.

[ashbeeigh]

when is your next meltdown, i need to be sure to see that one

Plenty of them are archived for the future ST generations. None, at least in the near future, are forecasted to occur.

[ATRAIN]

Cool, I'll do that.

As for the PMs, I receive unsolicited PMs from Mr. ATURD.
I do not lead him on.
His passion for me is unexplainable.

But, it happens to most of the people that come my way.
It's magnetic.
It can not be avoided.

Just ask Midge.


HAHAHAHA its your drunken manlove sessions that make you a legend.

[Squid]

Cool, I'll do that.

As for the PMs, I receive unsolicited PMs from Mr. ATURD.
I do not lead him on.
His passion for me is unexplainable.

But, it happens to most of the people that come my way.
It's magnetic.
It can not be avoided.

Just ask Midge.

This is true. He has more charm than Zack Morris.

[ATRAIN]

hahaha, there are some funny names for minor league baseball teams. It's nice to chuckle while you work.



LIKEEEEEE?

[Melmart1]

have anything that we could sample?
Be careful what you ask for! :lol

[CuckingFunt]

he isnt PMing me, I sent him a message in response to something we were talking about the other day........wow I had no idea PM's were sacred.This is bullshit.

PMs are used for cybersex and porn and nothing else.

Everyone knows this.

[ATRAIN]

This is bullshit.

PMs are used for cybersex and porn and nothing else.

Everyone knows this.


I was telling him about Steve Sweet.........the guy that wants to meet Ashbeeigh...........I guess he is a porn star in his own right. So is that acceptable?

[peewee's lovechild]

Stop sending cock pics you took in the bathroom stall with your camera phone.

He did.
The funny part is that I couldn't locate his supposed cock.

[ese]

hey pee wee thought you'd like this:

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2711

[Melmart1]

LIKEEEEEE?
The Montgomery Biscuits, for one. Thier logo is an actual biscuit with a pat of butter for it's tongue.

The Lincoln Saltdogs makes me chuckle for some reason.

And the Frisco RoughRiders make me cringe. Worse is that they are AA-Texas Rangers. So when you get to the bigs, you can tell everyone you are a RoughRider from way back.

[ashbeeigh]

I seriously think ATRAIN has an ashbeeigh obsession. No matter what the topic is, man love to hangovers, to even church he brings me into the conversation.

[Melmart1]

I seriously think ATRAIN has an ashbeeigh obsession. No matter what the topic is, man love to hangovers, to even church he brings me into the conversation.
He can't resist the violet hue of your skin from your avatar.

So were you taking a dump and couldn't pinch it out? Why the rush of color?

[ATRAIN]

He did.
The funny part is that I couldn't locate his supposed cock.




hahahaha don't lie pee wee

[ATRAIN]

He can't resist the violet hue of your skin from your avatar.

So were you taking a dump and couldn't pinch it out? Why the rush of color?


yeah mel is right its your new avatar.........it makes me wanna play soggy biscuit............hungry?

[ATRAIN]

I seriously think ATRAIN has an ashbeeigh obsession. No matter what the topic is, man love to hangovers, to even church he brings me into the conversation.

Whats wrong I thought you liked the attention???? Since no one gives you any.....well besides Martini.

[peewee's lovechild]

hey pee wee thought you'd like this:

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2711

You're a good friend vato loco.

This really made my morning.

[Melmart1]

Speaking of avatars, I want to go back to my old Ralphie one but I can't find the pic midge resized for me .... perhaps he can resize another for me, like the wonderful freak he is?

[ATRAIN]

Speaking of avatars, I want to go back to my old Ralphie one but I can't find the pic midge resized for me .... perhaps he can resize another for me, like the wonderful freak he is?


Ralphie from christmas story?

[ese]

no problemo... and since she swallows, she looks like a keeper

[peewee's lovechild]

no problemo... and since she swallows, she looks like a keeper

Like I said in my sig, she's the woman of my dreams.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, her and CuckingFunt.

[Melmart1]

Ralphie from christmas story?
Yep. It was Ralphie with the bar of soap in his mouth. I love that avatar, but I bought a new desktop for business and when I moved the files over from my laptop I seem to have lost the re-sized one.

[peewee's lovechild]

Speaking of avatars, I want to go back to my old Ralphie one but I can't find the pic midge resized for me .... perhaps he can resize another for me, like the wonderful freak he is?

Midge needs to get me a new avatar.

[ashbeeigh]

He can't resist the violet hue of your skin from your avatar.

So were you taking a dump and couldn't pinch it out? Why the rush of color?

haha. That's the confidence boost I was lacking all summer!

And I vote for Ralphie. You aren't quite the same Mel without it.

[CuckingFunt]

Midge needs to get me a new avatar.Your avatar should stay as it is.

[Melmart1]

I changed it to Jack during the GS-Mavs series and when it worked I was too superstitious to change it until after the Spurs won the championship.

[CuckingFunt]

That chick has nice armpit tumors.

[CuckingFunt]

I changed it to Jack during the GS-Mavs series and when it worked I was too superstitious to change it until after the Spurs won the championship.Too many people have that avatar now. I keep seeing posts and thinking, "What an odd thing for Melmart to say..."

[Fillmoe]

don't carlos mencia peoples jokes cf

[ATRAIN]

Your avatar should stay as it is.


i agree

[peewee's lovechild]

Your avatar should stay as it is.

Then it will stay.

[Melmart1]

Too many people have that avatar now. I keep seeing posts and thinking, "What an odd thing for Melmart to say..."
Thus, why I need Ralphie back. Nobody else has a Ralphie.

[peewee's lovechild]

don't carlos mencia peoples jokes cf

said the little gay boy covered in pink.

[CuckingFunt]

don't carlos mencia peoples jokes cfReferencing a joke is not the same as stealing a joke. I would never attempt to take the credit for that one.

Now, go away pinky.

[ATRAIN]

Hey Filmoe why are you always going after CF?

[CuckingFunt]

Hey Filmoe why are you always going after CF?Because he wants me to play with his dingle.

[Melmart1]

Oh, and I get confused when I have a same avatar, I keep thinking "when did I say that?!?!"

And don't get me started about when Batman had my picture in his avatar. That REALLY confused me! :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Oh, and I get confused when I have a same avatar, I keep thinking "when did I say that?!?!"

And don't get me started about when Batman had my picture in his avatar. That REALLY confused me! :lolI was once confused by one of the CuckingFunt trolls and thought maybe I'd gone on a drunken posting binge.

[ATRAIN]

Because he wants me to play with his dingle.



so does pee wee :)!!

[Fillmoe]

always going after cf? i would like to see this proof of "always"..... and if i wanted a man to play with my "dingle".... i'd just beat off

[ATRAIN]

I was once confused by one of the CuckingFunt trolls and thought maybe I'd gone on a drunken posting binge.


Drunken posting hahahahha I dont think I could even type when drunk

[CuckingFunt]

so does pee wee :)!!That's just a front. Peewee's got eyes only for Midge.

[ATRAIN]

always going after cf? i would like to see this proof of "always"..... and if i wanted a man to play with my "dingle".... i'd just beat off


ive seen it more than a few times.......are you denying it?

[peewee's lovechild]

always going after cf? i would like to see this proof of "always"..... and if i wanted a man to play with my "dingle".... i'd just beat off

I think you're beating it off in in your avatar.

It looks like you jizzed all over that corner.

[Fillmoe]

want to lick up the jizz for me faggot?

[ATRAIN]

hahahah I didnt notice that Filmoe is pink down under active users.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's just a front. Peewee's got eyes only for Midge.

Midge is the one obsessed with me because SilBlack doesn't do enough to satisfy him.

I, however, only have eyes for you (and Melmart too, but she's just a fucking tease).

[Fillmoe]

every time i post something about cf, 10 of her groupies try to assassinate me on the spot.... fucking lames

[peewee's lovechild]

want to lick up the jizz for me faggot?

That's alright, I'll pass.

Plus, that's your mother's job.
I don't want her to be unemployed.

[CuckingFunt]

every time i post something about cf, 10 of her groupies try to assassinate me on the spot.... fucking lamesYou're much better at this when you've got Sanity to help you out.

[Fillmoe]

funny... i would have used that joke in 3rd grade..... step your game up please

[peewee's lovechild]

every time i post something about cf, 10 of her groupies try to assassinate me on the spot.... fucking lames

That's because your so important.

We live only to see what Fillmoe is doing.

[Melmart1]

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Que chulo!

[peewee's lovechild]

funny... i would have used that joke in 3rd grade..... step your game up please

I didn't know that you've moved on to the 4th.

Impressive.

[peewee's lovechild]

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Que chulo!

All the gays will want Fillmoe now.

He is going to be in Gay Heaven.

[ATRAIN]

every time i post something about cf, 10 of her groupies try to assassinate me on the spot.... fucking lames




just because no one likes you dont hate on CF!!

[ATRAIN]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 14 (10 members and 4 guests)
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Que chulo!


hahaha he left

[ashbeeigh]

fillmoe is saving up his posts. He doesn't want to hit that infamous 25 or whatever.

[peewee's lovechild]

fillmoe is saving up his posts. He doesn't want to hit that infamous 25 or whatever.

I will kill Fillmoe and eat his young.

[peewee's lovechild]

i just sounded like Mike Tyson there.

[ATRAIN]

i just sounded like Mike Tyson there.


Yeah are you going to bite his ear off too?

[Fillmoe]

sometimes i wish you guys were as smart as me... it gets boring arguing with idiots.....

[CuckingFunt]

sometimes i wish you guys were as smart as me... it gets boring arguing with idiots.....Sometimes I wish every poster was as delusional as you are. Good for laughs.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

sometimes i wish you guys were as smart as me... it gets boring arguing with idiots.....

Now THERE'S a typical third grade come back!
What's next, Homoe?
"I know you are but what am I?"
Step YOUR game up, conehead.

[ashbeeigh]

sometimes i wish you guys were as smart as me... it gets boring arguing with idiots.....

:lmao best post of the thread so far.

[Fillmoe_]

you must laugh at yourself a lot then.....

[Squid]

Shut the fuck up ashbeeigh.

[Fillmoe_]

Now THERE'S a typical third grade come back!
What's next, Homoe?
"I know you are but what am I?"
Step YOUR game up, conehead.


actually i was going to use that....










































YOU MAD?

[CuckingFunt]

you must laugh at yourself a lot then.....Who are you talking to?

Please use the "quote" feature if you're not quick enough to keep up.

[Melmart1]

yeahhh, baby! Ralphie is back!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

YOU MAD?

Mad, no.
Amused, yes.

[Fillmoe_]

i don't feel like using the quote feature.... not my fault you are too stupid to see who i was talking to.....

[CuckingFunt]

yeahhh, baby! Ralphie is back!Yay! Now I won't accidentally proposition other posters with sapphic lovin'.

[ashbeeigh]

Shut the fuck up ashbeeigh.

go ink some bitches or something, Squid.

[ATRAIN]

yeahhh, baby! Ralphie is back!


hahah I LOVE IT

[ATRAIN]

Shut the fuck up ashbeeigh.


watch out squid she might think you like her or are intentionally going out of your way to bring her up!

[mrsmaalox]

sometimes i wish you guys were as smart as me... it gets boring arguing with idiots.....
:rolleyes

[Fillmoe_]

only if you guys knew... :lol

[ORION]

didnt you say that last friday?
yes I did but our number were not very good at that time but they are much better

[Melmart1]

watch out squid she might think you like her or are intentionally going out of your way to bring her up!
No shit, she sure has an inflated sense of self. Is this what happens when you do good deeds, you think everyone likes you all the sudden? Only Jesus loves ashbeeigh, and only cus he has to.

[ATRAIN]

yes I did but our number were not very good at that time but they are much better


hahaha ok well I hope you get your beer.

[ashbeeigh]

No shit, she sure has an inflated sense of self. Is this what happens when you do good deeds, you think everyone likes you all the sudden? Only Jesus loves ashbeeigh, and only cus he has to.
:cry

[Melmart1]

:cry
Slut.

[CuckingFunt]

only if you guys knew... :lolKnew what? That you're probably enrolled in college as a biology/chemistry/pharmacology major like all your little raghead friends and are just playing the dumb gangsta wannabe online for laughs?

Wouldn't change a thing.

No one thinks you're obnoxious because they think you're stupid. It's because we all know you're a phony ass internet tough guy, and the moderately amusing appeal of a phony ass internet tough guy wears off quickly.

[ashbeeigh]

Slut.

Lesbian.

[Melmart1]

Lesbian.
That's dyke to you, bitch.

[ashbeeigh]

That's dyke to you, bitch.

Oh, excuse me.

[ORION]

hahaha ok well I hope you get your beer.
trust me I've already started lobbying. I'm also hoping we have another team builder on the river

[Melmart1]

And what is this "going for 4" nonsense above your avatar? Is that the shade of purple-red you dyed your face? Is that the amount of centimeters you are trying to dilate your anus for easier pittb? Is that the amount of guys adminstering the shocker to you at once?

[CuckingFunt]

And what is this "going for 4" nonsense above your avatar? Is that the shade of purple-red you dyed your face? Is that the amount of centimeters you are trying to dilate your anus for easier pittb? Is that the amount of guys adminstering the shocker to you at once?Melmart, every time you bring up ashbeeigh's gape, it makes me love you a little less.

Oh, the horror.

[ashbeeigh]

And what is this "going for 4" nonsense above your avatar? Is that the shade of purple-red you dyed your face? Is that the amount of centimeters you are trying to dilate your anus for easier pittb? Is that the amount of guys adminstering the shocker to you at once?

Look at the date the last time the things under our names were changed.

[ATRAIN]

And what is this "going for 4" nonsense above your avatar? Is that the shade of purple-red you dyed your face? Is that the amount of centimeters you are trying to dilate your anus for easier pittb? Is that the amount of guys adminstering the shocker to you at once?


:lmao

[Melmart1]

Melmart, every time you bring up ashbeeigh's gape, it makes me love you a little less.

Oh, the horror.
I'll make up for it later, baby. I got a new toy from Adam and Eve :eyebrows

[CuckingFunt]

I'll make up for it later, baby. I got a new toy from Adam and Eve :eyebrowsHmmm..... forgiven! :spin

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

And what is this "going for 4" nonsense above your avatar? Is that the shade of purple-red you dyed your face? Is that the amount of centimeters you are trying to dilate your anus for easier pittb? Is that the amount of guys adminstering the shocker to you at once?

Let's hope that it eventually means the amount of months that we can anticipate her never tainting this thread (or any other on this site) with one of her inane, "slice of life" posts.

[Melmart1]

Yeah, the whole Quattro Pollyanna thing is old as fuck.

[CuckingFunt]

Yeah, the whole Quattro Pollyanna thing is old as fuck.The Pollyanna thing in general is old as fuck, but is especially intolerable here.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 10 (8 members and 2 guests)
Condemned 2 HelLA, Fillmoe_, ashbeeigh, ORION, mrsmaalox, ese, 1Billups1, peewee's lovechild

1Billups1, we know you're here.
What is your opinion of ashbeeigh?

[Fillmoe_]

i still dont know why everyone hates ashbeeigh.... LOL, i just join along

[mrsmaalox]

I'll make up for it later, baby. I got a new toy from Adam and Eve :eyebrows
(cue Peewee heavy breathing!) :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

only if you guys knew... :lol

The correct English is:

If only you guys knew . . .

You'll learn that when you get advance to 5th grade.

That's, if you advance.

[peewee's lovechild]

(cue Peewee heavy breathing!) :lol

You don't want to know what I was doing to myself when I read that.

Let's just say that I'm feeling a bit light-headed.

[samikeyp]

That's dyke to you, bitch.

Actually...shouldn't she be addressing you as Mistress? :)


Melmart, every time you bring up ashbeeigh's gape, it makes me love you a little less.

Oh, the horror.

not me. :eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

The Pollyanna thing in general is old as fuck, but is especially intolerable here.

I remember seeing the Disney movie "Pollyanna".
It used to make me horny as hell.

I'll have to revisit the movie and see if it still does it for me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Actually...shouldn't she be addressing you as Mistress? :)



not me. :eyebrows

That's it!!!

You, Melmart, CuckingFunt and me . . . it has to happen!!!!

You guys can just use me as a toy.
I don't give a fuck, just use me!!

USE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

The correct English is:

If only you guys knew . . .

You'll learn that when you get advance to 5th grade.

That's, if you advance.

When you get advance? You might want to check your grammar before shitting on someone else's.

[peewee's lovechild]

When you get advance? You might want to check your grammar before shitting on someone else's.

Someone's fucking around with my shit.

It's supposed to say "when you get to advance to the 5th grade."

Are you fucking around with my account again?

[mrsmaalox]

You don't want to know what I was doing to myself when I read that.

Let's just say that I'm feeling a bit light-headed.
I suspected as much!

[peewee's lovechild]

I suspected as much!

:eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

I was listening to the radio today and some dumb asses remade "Holy Diver" and it sucked donkey cock!!

It just pissed me off!!!

:cuss

[Fillmoe_]

The correct English is:

If only you guys knew . . .

You'll learn that when you get advance to 5th grade.

That's, if you advance.


it could be used both ways. as for yourself, stay in school stupid fuck

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I was listening to the radio today and some dumb asses remade "Holy Diver" and it sucked donkey cock!!

It just pissed me off!!!

:cuss

The band in question is Killswitch Engage, and those twatwaffles made a VIDEO for it to boot!
:rolleyes

[CuckingFunt]

That's it!!!

You, Melmart, CuckingFunt and me . . . it has to happen!!!!

You guys can just use me as a toy.
I don't give a fuck, just use me!!

USE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!Isn't saMIKEYp a dude?

[CuckingFunt]

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters rules all, by the way.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters rules all, by the way.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHtB7RK__1c&mode=related&search=

Just this clip alone solidifies that statement.

[CuckingFunt]

"Don't pull your penis out unless you really need to."


Words to live by.

[ATRAIN]

The band in question is Killswitch Engage, and those twatwaffles made a VIDEO for it to boot!
:rolleyes

twatwaffles.......that sounds good

[ATRAIN]

Isn't saMIKEYp a dude?


yup........do you think that would stop peewee?

[ATRAIN]

morning mel.......why are you on so early?

[Melmart1]

morning mel.......why are you on so early?
Because I always get up early to check the job boards. A lazy writer is a hungry writer.

[Melmart1]

Why are YOU on so early?

[ATRAIN]

Why are YOU on so early?


im at work by 7 am....damn boss started coming in at 7 instead of 8 so now im expected to be here.....im pretty sleepy though.

[Melmart1]

I'm not sleepy but I will take a nap sometime today, since I only slept a few hours last night. Plus I am going out tonight, so gotta be well-rested for a night of debauchery.

[ATRAIN]

I'm not sleepy but I will take a nap sometime today, since I only slept a few hours last night. Plus I am going out tonight, so gotta be well-rested for a night of debauchery.


yeah I will prob want a nap later, but it wont be till after 3. Where are you going tonight? I usually go to Sherlocks here in Austin on thursday's but ill prob stay home because I have to wake up early to go to San Antonio tomm.

[Melmart1]

I have no idea where we are going. I am in a dart league and it's the playoffs, so we can't play at our home bar, since it's an unfair advantage. So we are going to the bar of some team that didn't make the playoffs. With my luck it's like in Seguin or something.

[AFBlue]

im at work by 7 am....damn boss started coming in at 7 instead of 8 so now im expected to be here.....im pretty sleepy though.

Better early than late. My boss comes in at around 7:30 and doesn't leave until 7:30.

My hours suck!

[ATRAIN]

I have no idea where we are going. I am in a dart league and it's the playoffs, so we can't play at our home bar, since it's an unfair advantage. So we are going to the bar of some team that didn't make the playoffs. With my luck it's like in Seguin or something.


Dart league playoffs? Im horrible at darts and have gotten hustled by a pretty girl :(, was that you mel? What rules do you play, im not to familiar with dart rules?

[ATRAIN]

Better early than late. My boss comes in at around 7:30 and doesn't leave until 7:30.

My hours suck!


so you have to stay till 7:30?

[samikeyp]

Isn't saMIKEYp a dude?

yes he is...which is why peewee wouldn't be invited. :)

[ATRAIN]

yes he is...which is why peewee wouldn't be invited. :)

hahaha dude your going to hurt his feelings.

[ORION]

this girl just starting asking " can you get surgery for" and I interupted and said " your face ? yes !" ................haha...............burn

[ATRAIN]

this girl just starting asking " can you get surgery for" and I interupted and said " your face ? yes !" ................haha...............burn


LOL. What did she say to that?

[ORION]

LOL. What did she say to that?
she said " no!" . she gets on my nerves with all her questions

[ATRAIN]

lol so what was she really asking about?

[CuckingFunt]

yup........do you think that would stop peewee?No. But I thought I should make sure he at least knew about it.

[ORION]

lol so what was she really asking about?
I don't know. I don't pay attention. I just give canned answers like. " maybe , I think so , you might want to check with the manager, do it and see what happens, couldn't hurt, that might hurt, I think your right, it sure does, etc"

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know. I don't pay attention. I just give canned answers like. " maybe , I think so , you might want to check with the manager, do it and see what happens, couldn't hurt, that might hurt, I think your right, it sure does, etc"But... does she have nice tits?

[peewee's lovechild]

it could be used both ways. as for yourself, stay in school stupid fuck

No it can't.

You'll know that when you finish grammar school.

[peewee's lovechild]

Isn't saMIKEYp a dude?

Shit, I had no idea.

Well, we can still have a threesome as long as we don't cross swords, that's if Melmart can handle us.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not sleepy but I will take a nap sometime today, since I only slept a few hours last night. Plus I am going out tonight, so gotta be well-rested for a night of debauchery.

Soooooo, where are you going?

[ORION]

But... does she have nice tits?
one time she did, but she never wears anything that would show them off. maybe thats why she gets on my nerves

[peewee's lovechild]

But... does she have nice tits?

Nice tits always help.

[CuckingFunt]

one time she did, but she never wears anything that would show them off. How rude!

[ORION]

How rude!
I'm joking but I give everyone an equal hard time but you did ask about her boobs.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm joking but I give everyone an equal hard time but you did ask about her boobs.Seemed like the appropriate question to ask about one of your coworkers.

[ORION]

Seemed like the appropriate question to ask about one of your coworkers.
tell me what you think of this. Just right now there is a girl that sits across from me with a little skirt on. I was just talking with her and she asked another girl about her leg and then picked it up. she ended up showing most of her leg. accidently ? I think not !

[CuckingFunt]

tell me what you think of this. Just right now there is a girl that sits across from me with a little skirt on. I was just talking with her and she asked another girl about her leg and then picked it up. she ended up showing most of her leg. accidently ? I think not !Definitely not accidental. Otherwise that would have been one of those "ladies' room" questions.

[ATRAIN]

tell me what you think of this. Just right now there is a girl that sits across from me with a little skirt on. I was just talking with her and she asked another girl about her leg and then picked it up. she ended up showing most of her leg. accidently ? I think not !


Damn Tease!!

[ATRAIN]

Shit, I had no idea.

Well, we can still have a threesome as long as we don't cross swords, that's if Melmart can handle us.


hahahah you thought mikey was a chick...............dont cross the streams.,.........never cross the streams

[ORION]

Definitely not accidental. Otherwise that would have been one of those "ladies' room" questions.
I always applaud women who draw attention to themselves by wearing reveling clothes or showing glimpses of hard to see areas

[ATRAIN]

I always applaud women who draw attention to themselves by wearing reveling clothes or showing glimpses of hard to see areas


now the question is........was it on purpose? I always heard from girls that they do it to impress other woman.....not men!!! Can one of the females confirm this for me.......and no Ashbeeigh no one cares what YOU think!!

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm the only one here at work. Wonder if anyone else is going to show.

[ATRAIN]

I'm the only one here at work. Wonder if anyone else is going to show.


how many people should be there and more important, can you leave if no one else shows?

[ORION]

now the question is........was it on purpose? I always heard from girls that they do it to impress other woman.....not men!!! Can one of the females confirm this for me.......and no Ashbeeigh no one cares what YOU think!!
I've never heard that but I have a perfect view right now !!!

[Silver21_Black20]

how many people should be there and more important, can you leave if no one else shows?

5 people, including myself, should be here. I know 1 isn't coming cause he got food poisoning last night, the ofc mgr is getting married today so I'm certain he isn't coming. Hmmm ... where are the other 2.

I'll stay here. I don't mind being here by myself. It is slow anyway.

[ATRAIN]

I've never heard that but I have a perfect view right now !!!


do you have a camera phone?

[ORION]

5 people, including myself, should be here. I know 1 isn't coming cause he got food poisoning last night, the ofc mgr is getting married today so I'm certain he isn't coming. Hmmm ... where are the other 2.

I'll stay here. I don't mind being here by myself. It is slow anyway.
that sounds like the makings of a very funny movie starring myself. It would be a movie about me walking around the empty office messing with files and stuff

[ATRAIN]

5 people, including myself, should be here. I know 1 isn't coming cause he got food poisoning last night, the ofc mgr is getting married today so I'm certain he isn't coming. Hmmm ... where are the other 2.

I'll stay here. I don't mind being here by myself. It is slow anyway.


what kind of place do you work at?

[ATRAIN]

that sounds like the makings of a very funny movie starring myself. It would be a movie about me walking around the empty office messing with files and stuff


it reminds me of that sexual harassment skit from SNL with Tom Brady, ever seen it?

[ORION]

do you have a camera phone?
why yes I do

[ATRAIN]

why yes I do


well what you waiting for take a picture

[ORION]

well what you waiting for take a picture
ok and if she asks what am I doing I'll just say "oh nothing just sitting under your desk text messaging my priest

[ATRAIN]

ok and if she asks what am I doing I'll just say "oh nothing just sitting under your desk text messaging my priest


well you dont have to get close ......... come on be sneaky

[Silver21_Black20]

what kind of place do you work at?

An office.

[ATRAIN]

An office.


yeah I got that, but I meant what kind of office since there are only 5 people?

[Silver21_Black20]

yeah I got that, but I meant what kind of office since there are only 5 people?

Oh ... haha. There's actually 8 of us that work here. Some more than others. We supply the ushers and security for different venues around town.

[ORION]

well you dont have to get close ......... come on be sneaky
I don't do anything half-assed. I'm at least 10 feet away. I don't have one of those camera phones with a telescopic lens

[ATRAIN]

Oh ... haha. There's actually 8 of us that work here. Some more than others. We supply the ushers and security for different venues around town.


Supply? like Drugs ;P

[CuckingFunt]

I have a whole bunch of errands that I don't want to run.

[ATRAIN]

I don't do anything half-assed. I'm at least 10 feet away. I don't have one of those camera phones with a telescopic lens


Dammit......then pony up and do it. Lets see if your crazy, either that or tell her hey smile for my camera so I can put it as your caller picture.....that always works. I took a picture of the top of this one girls head and so everytime she calls thats what I see.........looks awesome hahahaha.

[ATRAIN]

I have a whole bunch of errands that I don't want to run.


Why are you awake?? isnt it almost 9 there?

[ORION]

Oh ... haha. There's actually 8 of us that work here. Some more than others. We supply the ushers and security for different venues around town.
sounds like slave trafficing to me

[CuckingFunt]

Why are you awake?? isnt it almost 9 there?Been awake since the cat started asking for breakfast at about 6:03 AM, but I am still in bed.

TCM is showing a marathon of Elvis movies today, starting with my favorite cheese-fest Speedway, so they are really not helping me be productive.

[Silver21_Black20]

sounds like slave trafficing to me

Almost, only you do get paid.

[ATRAIN]

Been awake since the cat started asking for breakfast at about 6:03 AM, but I am still in bed.

TCM is showing a marathon of Elvis movies today, starting with my favorite cheese-fest Speedway, so they are really not helping me be productive.


damn cat, I would have thrown his ass outside. Still in bed.......lucky im fighting the sleep bug while sitting in my desk at work. Its really bright in my office area and I put my shades on sometimes and doze off, but dammit its dark out and i didnt bring em :(

[ATRAIN]

Almost, only you do get paid.


So since your alone does that mean you have to carry the workload?

[CuckingFunt]

damn cat, I would have thrown his ass outside.
She wakes me up at the same time every morning. It's annoying on weekends, but more reliable than my alarm clock during the week.

[Silver21_Black20]

So since your alone does that mean you have to carry the workload?

One of my co-workers just showed.

There really isn't a workload today. Just answering phone calls and making sure every event is full.

[ATRAIN]

One of my co-workers just showed.

There really isn't a workload today. Just answering phone calls and making sure every event is full.


so you guys supply to Spurs and what not?

[ashbeeigh]

Elvis's birthday is always bad ass on TCM. I remember a few years ago running back and forth from an event watching movies in between the scheduled things to do. Today will be a good day with the rain, Elvis movies, and a new pint of cake batter ice cream.

[Silver21_Black20]

so you guys supply to Spurs and what not?

The at&t center, Verizon, Sunset, Alamodome, etc.

[ATRAIN]

Great my day is ruined now......Ashho is here!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Ashbeeigh, have you ever been fisted anally?

[ATRAIN]

Ashbeeigh, have you ever been fisted anally?


LOL annally and orally at the same time?

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder if anyone in the porn industry has ever attempted a fisting DP.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wonder if anyone in the porn industry has every attempted a fisting DP.

I will have to research that when I get home.

[midgetonadonkey]

I've seen a double vaginal fisting but never a double penetration fisting.

[CuckingFunt]

I've seen a double vaginal fisting but never a double penetration fisting.My heart weeps for a girl so loose she needs two arms to get off.

[ATRAIN]

I wonder if anyone in the porn industry has every attempted a fisting DP.


I think that defeats the purpose of a DP.....its supposed to tighten up the anus

[CuckingFunt]

I think that defeats the purpose of a DP.....its supposed to tighten up the anusWait...

what??

Double penetration has a purpose???

:dizzy