Bermanize Spurs Names Here

[SRJ]

Just for fun. If you don't post in this thread, I will take that to mean that you don't care for it.

The 2007 NBA Champions

Tim "Slam" Duncan (we all know that one)
Tony "World Series of" Parker
Francisco "Half" Elson
Bruce Bowen "Arrow"
Michael Finley "Vidi, Vici"
Manu "Obi-Wan" Ginobili (another one we all know)
Robert Horry "The river and through the woods"
Fabricio "Gets stains out of carpets and sofas" Oberto
Matt "On Dasher, on Dancer, on" Bonner
Jacque "Moving" Vaughn
Brent Barry "The hatchet"
Beno "Useless sack of crap" Udrih (doesn't fit the format, but accurate)


Spurs from the past

David Robinson "Crusoe"
Sean "A light on me" Elliott
Johnny "Don't come around here no" Moore
George "Much is required of whom to much is" Gervin
James Silas "Marner"
"See a dermatologist about that" Rasho Nesterovic
Steve "Handle with" Kerr
Danny "Straw" Ferry
Steve Smith "And Wesson"
Malik Rose "Up and dunked right in Mutombo's grill"
Stephen "Jumping" Jackson
Speedy "Click" Claxton
Kevin "Whatchu talkin' 'bout" Willis
Mario Elie "Law"
"Ebony and" Avery Johnson
Will "Anyone in the Big Ten beat" Perdue
Jerome "Ferry cross the" Kersey
"San" Antonio Daniels
Antoine "Dude, where's my" Carr
Lloyd "And savior" Daniels
"The farmer in the" Dale Ellis
"Who shot" JR Reid

I've got to stop. Anyway, add your own.

[Oh, Gee!!]

berman is an idiot

[dknights411]

Those were funny. :lol

[SRJ]

berman is an idiot

Some people.


If you don't post in this thread, I will take that to mean that you don't care for it.

[oligarchy]

Shouldn't it be Fabricio "Oh boy!" Oberto?

[phxspurfan]

egg-cellent!

[carina_gino20]

Bill Walton: Fabulous Fabricio

[CubanMustGo]

Jacque "Wild Thing" Vaughn

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Tim "More Moves than Sandy" Duncan
Tony "Toni, Tone Has Done It Again" Parker
Manu "Not Manchester United" Ginobili
Bruce "Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a" Bowen
Robert "The Man with the Ot And" Horry
Fabricio "Don't Call Me Fabio" Oberto
Francisco "Fast Franky" Elson
Matt "So Fast He Belongs on the Auto-" Bonner
Brent "Straw/Halle/Marion" Barry
Beno "Drew in Pig Latin is Pronounced" Udrih
Jacque Vaughn "and off"

And our latest: Ime "All the Vowels You Can Handle" Udoka

[Findog]

berman is an idiot

lock thread. nothing need more be said.

[T-Pain]

what about "Yung" Jacque? (after rapper Yung Joc)

[hater]

Jacque "oye como" Vaughn

[ese]

:lmao

[dickface]

Bruce "I'll kick you in the back and break a" Bowen