What do you think is the hardest part about being Trainwreck?

[Trainwreck2100]

???

[Melmart1]

Too easy.

[ashbeeigh]

Why is this in the Club? This is going to be trolled so quickly. You're an open book, Trainwreck.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Tolerance for liquor.

[=RTM=]

=Getting Kori to agree to let you drink more than two beers at the next gtg=

[Trainwreck2100]

Why is this in the Club? This is going to be trolled so quickly. You're an open book, Trainwreck.

Am I really an open book or is what I reveal, but a snippet of what it is to be Trainwreck.

[ashbeeigh]

Am I really an open book or is what I reveal, but a snippet of what it is to be Trainwreck.


How poetic. Have you thought about writing a book of Trainwreck-isms?

[Trainwreck2100]

I've been sober since the late June, Trainwreck's partying days are at a reprieve.

[Mister Sinister]

I'd say the hardest part would be living in a constant haze of stupidity.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Am I really an open book or is what I reveal, but a snippet of what it is to be Trainwreck.

No, I'm pretty sure we know it all already.

[Last Comic Standing]

Having to trade in those rusty tweezers for a new weed eater to help control that unibrow you got working.

[cornbread]

The smell?

[CubanMustGo]

Writing about one's self in third person.

[2Blonde]

What do you think is the hardest part about being Trainwreck????

I don't know, could it be pretending that you chose virginity rather than the fact that virginity has chosen you????

[Trainwreck2100]

I don't know, could it be pretending that you chose virginity rather than the fact that virginity has chosen you????

no that's actually pretty easy

[Trainwreck2100]

No, I'm pretty sure we know it all already.

nuh uh

[Trainwreck2100]

I'd say the hardest part would be living in a constant haze of stupidity.


That's true, it's only easy for people with which it comes naturally, like yourself for instance.

[Fillmoe_]

not getting any pussy

[Mister Sinister]

That's true, it's only easy for people with which it comes naturally, like yourself for instance.
:lol Nice. But you're wrong. Misanthropy makes me immune to the kind of intelligence-sucking idiocy people like you seem to ooze from every pore.

[Trainwreck2100]

:lol Nice. But you're wrong. Misanthropy makes me immune to the kind of intelligence-sucking idiocy people like you seem to ooze from every pore.

It's not misanthropy that makes you immune. You surround yourself with stupid every day that if would take monumental stupid to phase you Save your callous braggadocio for someone who gives a shit

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I don't know, could it be pretending that you chose virginity rather than the fact that virginity has chosen you????


http://iplayalot.com/gifs/OhSnap.gif

[ObiwanGinobili]

I don't know, could it be pretending that you chose virginity rather than the fact that virginity has chosen you????
:lmao :lmao
this thread should end right here.

[Trainwreck2100]

:lmao :lmao
this thread should end right here.


No it shouldn't while it is monumentally hilarious, it's rather easy so it's not the hardest part about being me. Right now its difficult cause those fuckers at Taco Cabana gave me a Cabana bowl with no beans.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

The hardest part about being you is a lack of legumes?

[Trainwreck2100]

The hardest part about being you is a lack of legumes?


When i posted it at the time yes it was, now it's not.

[Mister Sinister]

It's not misanthropy that makes you immune. You surround yourself with stupid every day that if would take monumental stupid to phase you Save your callous braggadocio for someone who gives a shit
No, it's definitely the burning contempt for humanity that makes me immune to stupidity. But there's different *kinds* of stupidity. There's the funny kind, like the kind when you're messing around with your friends, seeing who can do the most idiotic thing without killing themselves...and then there's your kind. The kind that has no redeeming value whatsoever. The kind that only evokes pity.

[TheSanityAnnex]

I think the hardest part of being trainwreck is the fact that so many people care about his sex life, although...........he could have brought that on himself.



Trainwreck, go stick your penis in a vagina already!

[ese]

Holmes, I gotta girl you can use. She's already been broken in so you don't have to do much. I'll give you the ST special rate of $10.

[CuckingFunt]

http://iplayalot.com/gifs/OhSnap.gif
Double snap.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

I'm having a bad day too, but I'm not going to start another thread about it, not after the last time.

Hardest thing about being Trainwreck? The fact that no-one, inlcuding Trainwreck, understands Trainwreck. The combination of loneliness and confusion is a tough beat...

[J.T.]

The porn industry must love guys like Trainwreck.

Money in the bank for them.

[Trainwreck2100]

The porn industry must love guys like Trainwreck.

Money in the bank for them.

Yeah, cause people with the internet pay for porn

[ALVAREZ6]

If the lack of legumes at one meal is your biggest problem, I'd say you're living pretty well. :tu