Annoying things your co-workers do

[ATRAIN]

2 of my co-workers munch on ice all day.......DRIVES ME UP THE WALL!!!

[Bigzax]

tell them it's really bad for their teeth...cuz you'll punch them in the fucking mouth if they keep that shit up...

[CuckingFunt]

I'm an ice chewer.

[ATRAIN]

tell them it's really bad for their teeth...cuz you'll punch them in the fucking mouth if they keep that shit up...


LOL well I have my headphones so I dont have to hear it. Another co-worker used to dip and the smell makes me wanna vomit. I have had worse though. I had a guy in the cube next to me that used to hum really really really loud, then the coffee sippers every morning. I think its just too early and im already pissed off and irritated because I am awake and not in bed.

[Shelly]

bark

[Melmart1]

Post on SpursTalk all day instead of working.

[ATRAIN]

Post on SpursTalk all day instead of working.

LOL how about talk about things that they assume they know when they actually don't know about. ;)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Show up to work.

[ATRAIN]

Show up to work.


I have 1 coworker right now that I wish didn't show up to work......when he calls in sick im usually in a good mood.

[ORION]

coughs that sounds like they are coughing up an oyster

[TDMVPDPOY]

co-workers who flip coins at work

boast about there academic credentials when they dont even know basic maths lmao....

[NorCal510]

Show up to work.
maybe you just need to make friends? just give it a try. maybe you will meet some females in your life.

[ATRAIN]

maybe you just need to make friends? just give it a try. maybe you will meet some females in your life.


LOL this coming from Mr Pink Norcal

[florige]

Show up to work.


:lol 110% Agreement!!

[Thunder Dan]

I have a guy here I seriously hate. He is about 6'2 and rail thin, except he has developed a belly. He is so aware of his belly that he is on a "diet" Here is what he does all day becuase he is on a "diet" and he is cheap. He eats one meal a day around 4, right before we leave. From about 1-4 all he talks about is what he is going to eat for that meal. He thinks that if he just snacks during the day, and eats this one meal he will save money and lose weight. All he snacks on is peanuts, pork rinds and Mug Root Beer. I want to kill him for being so dumb. Yesterday I personally watched him eat a sausage biscut from BK, then 3 bags of pork rinds, and about 6 Root Beers, then it comes time for his one meal and he gets spagetti and chicken wings. The guy is a fucking moron; and all we hear about is his diet. He talks all day and can't stand to be around people in silence. He talks like he is a 50/50 mix of ghetto and hillbilly. I have tried to figure out if he is a hillbilly or a hoodrat, and after 2 years I still can't decide. I hate this guy

[ashbeeigh]

So, right now I'm sitting on my butt looking for a job, but this summer I worked with a group of nine people and the thing that annoyed me the most were the princesses who would boss everyone around. "The kids need this the kids need that...why don't you do it." Bitch please..you do it we might get back home faster if you do it instead of delegating all 1 million things to five people instead of nine. And don't even get me started with the ones that would sit with the little ones and get them wound up and then walk away leaving us with the wrath of 5 ADHD kids who just downed 5 milks and two apples with food bank sloppy joe mix all over their going on their dirty spiderman shirt.

[ATRAIN]

I have a guy here I seriously hate. He is about 6'2 and rail thin, except he has developed a belly. He is so aware of his belly that he is on a "diet" Here is what he does all day becuase he is on a "diet" and he is cheap. He eats one meal a day around 4, right before we leave. From about 1-4 all he talks about is what he is going to eat for that meal. He thinks that if he just snacks during the day, and eats this one meal he will save money and lose weight. All he snacks on is peanuts, pork rinds and Mug Root Beer. I want to kill him for being so dumb. Yesterday I personally watched him eat a sausage biscut from BK, then 3 bags of pork rinds, and about 6 Root Beers, then it comes time for his one meal and he gets spagetti and chicken wings. The guy is a fucking moron; and all we hear about is his diet. He talks all day and can't stand to be around people in silence. He talks like he is a 50/50 mix of ghetto and hillbilly. I have tried to figure out if he is a hillbilly or a hoodrat, and after 2 years I still can't decide. I hate this guy


lol shit man ill trade you........he cant be worse than this guy I work with. He just started talking and believe me he can talk. I had to turn up my ipod to drown him out.

[ATRAIN]

So, right now I'm sitting on my butt looking for a job, but this summer I worked with a group of nine people and the thing that annoyed me the most were the princesses who would boss everyone around. "The kids need this the kids need that...why don't you do it." Bitch please..you do it we might get back home faster if you do it instead of delegating all 1 million things to five people instead of nine. And don't even get me started with the ones that would sit with the little ones and get them wound up and then walk away leaving us with the wrath of 5 ADHD kids who just downed 5 milks and two apples with food bank sloppy joe mix all over their going on their dirty spiderman shirt.


you annoy me and your not even my co-worker

[florige]

I have a guy here I seriously hate. He is about 6'2 and rail thin, except he has developed a belly. He is so aware of his belly that he is on a "diet" Here is what he does all day becuase he is on a "diet" and he is cheap. He eats one meal a day around 4, right before we leave. From about 1-4 all he talks about is what he is going to eat for that meal. He thinks that if he just snacks during the day, and eats this one meal he will save money and lose weight. All he snacks on is peanuts, pork rinds and Mug Root Beer. I want to kill him for being so dumb. Yesterday I personally watched him eat a sausage biscut from BK, then 3 bags of pork rinds, and about 6 Root Beers, then it comes time for his one meal and he gets spagetti and chicken wings. The guy is a fucking moron; and all we hear about is his diet. He talks all day and can't stand to be around people in silence. He talks like he is a 50/50 mix of ghetto and hillbilly. I have tried to figure out if he is a hillbilly or a hoodrat, and after 2 years I still can't decide. I hate this guy





:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao


You are kidding right??? Funniest thing I have read all day!!!!! :lol

[samikeyp]

I work in an office with all women so I basically have a bathroom to myself. I have no problem if one of them use it but when one of them hurls and leaves little hurlets in the toity....no.

[Thunder Dan]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao


You are kidding right??? Funniest thing I have read all day!!!!! :lol


no man. I'll post some more stories about him when I can think of them. I need to somehow get audio of his speech patterns, you guys will die laughing.

[ATRAIN]

I work in an office with all women so I basically have a bathroom to myself. I have no problem if one of them use it but when one of them hurls and leaves little hurlets in the toity....no.


LOL does this happen after lunch?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

There's just one, but she's a real piece of work. She never, ever shuts up. She used to work in South America so she somehow believes that she is an expert on every facet of Latin American culture. So any time a hispanic comes through the office that doesn't fit exactly in her racist little profile that she developed 20 years ago we get to hear about it for the next 20 minutes. Also, she never shuts up.

[samikeyp]

LOL does this happen after lunch?

this is the first time.

I think it might be our little pregger we have here which is forgivable.

[ATRAIN]

This guy i work with, (and those of you in the IT field know what im talking about) is one of those mr know it all. He asks questions cause he is an idiot and then when you give him a answer says...oh yeah I knew that. He butts into conversations and even tries to talk about stuff he knows nothing about(kind of like Melmart). We have the news on all day here at work and he tries to talk to everyone about everything they talk about on the news. I swear he should be on talk radio cause he never Shuts the hell up.

[ATRAIN]

this is the first time.

I think it might be our little pregger we have here which is forgivable.


your not the father are you?

[florige]

no man. I'll post some more stories about him when I can think of them. I need to somehow get audio of his speech patterns, you guys will die laughing.


Yeah ypu have got to keep me posted on his progress. That crap was funny!!

[samikeyp]

He butts into conversations and even tries to talk about stuff he knows nothing about(kind of like Melmart).

:nope

[ATRAIN]

:nope


LOL well you dont see it cause your blinded by lust

[samikeyp]

Nahh..nothing that simple. :)

[ATRAIN]

Nahh..nothing that simple. :)


that simple?

[Bigzax]

i reckon i'll keep my diet to myself from now on...ya heard!

[ATRAIN]

i reckon i'll keep my diet to myself from now on...ya heard!


lol just dont talk about it at work

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

He butts into conversations and even tries to talk about stuff he knows nothing about.
The dipshit in my office butts into conversations in languages she doesn't even speak! Normally she'll butt into any conversation she can but this was something special. One of the guys here is from Saudi Arabia. A friend of his dropped by and they struck up a conversation in Arabic. I wasn't paying much attention to it but apparently Stupid was because out of nowhere I hear her blurt out, "JIHAD?"

At which point the two guys and myself look at her like she just said the dumbest thing ever, because she had. She thought she had heard one of them say "jihad". Why she felt the need to get into the conversation at that point I have no idea. The other worker (who is possibly the most polite person I have ever met) looked her dead in the eye and in all seriousness asked her if she had been drinking.

I've asked my boss several times to get rid of this bitch because she's a law suit waiting to happen, but he doesn't have to deal with her everyday so what does he care?

[Fillmoe_]

He butts into conversations and even tries to talk about stuff he knows nothing about(kind of like Melmart).

:lol :lol

[Fillmoe_]

The dipshit in my office butts into conversations in languages she doesn't even speak! Normally she'll butt into any conversation she can but this was something special. One of the guys here is from Saudi Arabia. A friend of his dropped by and they struck up a conversation in Arabic. I wasn't paying much attention to it but apparently Stupid was because out of nowhere I hear her blurt out, "JIHAD?"

At which point the two guys and myself look at her like she just said the dumbest thing ever, because she had. She thought she had heard one of them say "jihad". Why she felt the need to get into the conversation at that point I have no idea. The other worker (who is possibly the most polite person I have ever met) looked her dead in the eye and in all seriousness asked her if she had been drinking.

I've asked my boss several times to get rid of this bitch because she's a law suit waiting to happen, but he doesn't have to deal with her everyday so what does he care?


:lol :lol :lol

If I was one of those Saudi dudes I would randomly toss in words that sound like jihad when I'm speaking Arabic around her.

[ATRAIN]

:lol :lol


your quote is that Guru as in Guru's Jazzmattaz?

[Shelly]

I have a guy here I seriously hate. He is about 6'2 and rail thin, except he has developed a belly. He is so aware of his belly that he is on a "diet" Here is what he does all day becuase he is on a "diet" and he is cheap. He eats one meal a day around 4, right before we leave. From about 1-4 all he talks about is what he is going to eat for that meal. He thinks that if he just snacks during the day, and eats this one meal he will save money and lose weight. All he snacks on is peanuts, pork rinds and Mug Root Beer. I want to kill him for being so dumb. Yesterday I personally watched him eat a sausage biscut from BK, then 3 bags of pork rinds, and about 6 Root Beers, then it comes time for his one meal and he gets spagetti and chicken wings. The guy is a fucking moron; and all we hear about is his diet. He talks all day and can't stand to be around people in silence. He talks like he is a 50/50 mix of ghetto and hillbilly. I have tried to figure out if he is a hillbilly or a hoodrat, and after 2 years I still can't decide. I hate this guy


Is he from Kirtand? :lol

My sister had a friend who's dad was born and raised in Kirtland. His accent was like some hillbilly. We couldn never figure out why he talked that way.

[Fillmoe_]

your quote is that Guru as in Guru's Jazzmattaz?


correct

[florige]

The dipshit in my office butts into conversations in languages she doesn't even speak! Normally she'll butt into any conversation she can but this was something special. One of the guys here is from Saudi Arabia. A friend of his dropped by and they struck up a conversation in Arabic. I wasn't paying much attention to it but apparently Stupid was because out of nowhere I hear her blurt out, "JIHAD?"

At which point the two guys and myself look at her like she just said the dumbest thing ever, because she had. She thought she had heard one of them say "jihad". Why she felt the need to get into the conversation at that point I have no idea. The other worker (who is possibly the most polite person I have ever met) looked her dead in the eye and in all seriousness asked her if she had been drinking.

I've asked my boss several times to get rid of this bitch because she's a law suit waiting to happen, but he doesn't have to deal with her everyday so what does he care?




:lol Man this thread is too funny. I am going to keep bumping this one so we can keep up with these stories.

[ATRAIN]

correct


you just went up points in my book

[Fillmoe_]

you mean frank gore beasting on the hawks wasn't doing anything for you?

[ATRAIN]

now the guy that doesnt shut up is chewing ice ugggghhhhh

[ATRAIN]

you mean frank gore beasting on the hawks wasn't doing anything for you?


????

[Ballcox]

I work in an office with all women, but I have my own separate job and really don't have to interact with them at all if I don't want to.

However, they do start to look at me strange if I haven't contributed to one of their several ongoing bitch sessions about their husbands, kids, life in general, etc.

So, occasionally I'll contribute and make something up about my life that is worse than it actually is, then I'm in good with them again. :smokin

[florige]

I work in an office with all women, but I have my own separate job and really don't have to interact with them at all if I don't want to.

However, they do start to look at me strange if I haven't contributed to one of their several ongoing bitch sessions about their husbands, kids, life in general, etc.

So, occasionally I'll contribute and make something up about my life that is worse than it actually is, then I'm in good with them again. :smokin


Thats a sweet deal if the women you work with are hot!

[ATRAIN]

Thats a sweet deal if the women you work with are hot!


Man I dont even have eye candy.....I miss working in a call center....that shit was a sex drama fest. Everyone was banging everyone and there were tons of dumb hot chicks.

[florige]

Man I dont even have eye candy.....I miss working in a call center....that shit was a sex drama fest. Everyone was banging everyone and there were tons of dumb hot chicks.


Thats how it was when I worked in retail while I was in school. Everybody dating everybody. But I can only imagine the hot pieces of you know what that you had in a call center.

[Thunder Dan]

Is he from Kirtand? :lol

My sister had a friend who's dad was born and raised in Kirtland. His accent was like some hillbilly. We couldn never figure out why he talked that way.


haha I know the accent your talking about, but no he is from inner city Canton.

[Thunder Dan]

Yeah ypu have got to keep me posted on his progress. That crap was funny!!


He just went and got his one meal for the day. Get ready for this, he got the Speedway special of 2 hot dogs for a dollar, a 64 ounce frozen cherry slush and a bag of doritos. Today is also his day he goes to the gym and lifts with his personal trainer he got (which happends to be a guy I went to college with). I talked to his trainer at a bar one night, and he seems to be the only person who hates him more than I do, but alteast we get paid to be around him.

[florige]

He just went and got his one meal for the day. Get ready for this, he got the Speedway special of 2 hot dogs for a dollar, a 64 ounce frozen cherry slush and a bag of doritos. Today is also his day he goes to the gym and lifts with his personal trainer he got (which happends to be a guy I went to college with). I talked to his trainer at a bar one night, and he seems to be the only person who hates him more than I do, but alteast we get paid to be around him.



:lol :lol . Is this moron married or have a gf??? ( with the way crap goes these days he probably has a gf that looks like Jessica Biel or something.)

[Thunder Dan]

:lol :lol . Is this moron married or have a gf??? ( with the way crap goes these days he probably has a gf that looks like Jessica Biel or something.)

No he used to be married. He says that she was crazy and he had to leave her, which really means he annoyed the hell of out her and she left him. He is as single as single can get, he is at the point where people think he is gay. I somewhat feel bad for him becuase he is so annoying he doesn't have any friends, not one. He lives to talk to people at work, and when he goes home I bet he just sits and talks to himself. God is he annoying though. He actually used to live in Houston and San Antonio, so I will be sure to post his crazy views and stories about those 2 places.

[Shelly]

No he used to be married. He says that she was crazy and he had to leave her, which really means he annoyed the hell of out her and she left him. He is as single as single can get, he is at the point where people think he is gay. I somewhat feel bad for him becuase he is so annoying he doesn't have any friends, not one. He lives to talk to people at work, and when he goes home I bet he just sits and talks to himself. God is he annoying though. He actually used to live in Houston and San Antonio, so I will be sure to post his crazy views and stories about those 2 places.


Ask him if the Alamo has a basement!

[florige]

No he used to be married. He says that she was crazy and he had to leave her, which really means he annoyed the hell of out her and she left him. He is as single as single can get, he is at the point where people think he is gay. I somewhat feel bad for him becuase he is so annoying he doesn't have any friends, not one. He lives to talk to people at work, and when he goes home I bet he just sits and talks to himself. God is he annoying though. He actually used to live in Houston and San Antonio, so I will be sure to post his crazy views and stories about those 2 places.


Why don't you invite him onto Spurstalk? :lol

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I hate it when my employees walk in while I'm surfing porn. Gets annoying after awhile.

[florige]

I hate it when my employees walk in while I'm surfing porn. Gets annoying after awhile.



:lol

[Spurfect]

oh man.. way too many to list.

[CuckingFunt]

It's been a long time since I've had co-workers to whom I wasn't related, but back then I was mostly annoyed by their refusal to die.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I've got to say, I've been fairly lucky in my current jobs.

For one, I work on my own.

For the other, it usually comes down to us working every single day to put something together and once it's gone, it's gone, can't get it back, got to move on to the next one. Granted, that's not to say it's perfect, but it's bearable.

[tlongII]

I don't like smelly people.

[BigBeezie]

Laugh really loud while I'm on the phone with people.

One guy explodes sodas in the freezer near my desk because he forgets about them.

[to21]

The guy I work with now, sneezes at the top of his lungs. It's more of a scream than a sneeze. What's worse is he doesn't cover his mouth.

Then the other day he comes out of the bathroom as he flushes the toilet, the mofo doesn't wash his hands! It's almost comical as to why he wonders why he kids are always sick.

[SpursWoman]

Burn popcorn.

[Thunder Dan]

Why don't you invite him onto Spurstalk? :lol


I should. He hates all sports other than auto racing so he might not go for it, but i'll throw it his way.

[Shelly]

I should. He hates all sports other than auto racing so he might not go for it, but i'll throw it his way.

Yeah, but then he'll know you think he's annoying! :lol

[Thunder Dan]

Here is another random thing he does that drives me insane: he eats a cheeseburger or and sandwich with the wrapper on until the very last bite. Let me explain; first he will bring in a bag of food around 4 in the afternoon. He has to eat his lunch/dinner in the office because, like I said before, he can't stand to be alone and nobody else at our company eats at 4 in the afternoon, so he won't go in the lunch room. So whatever crap food he is eating at the moment we have to smell for the next hour. He gets a sandwich and instead of taking it out of the wrapper like most normal people do, he folds down the sides to expose only a small amount of the sandwich. He takes giant bites, and makes sure to talk to anyone around him while he chews his food. At no point does the wrapper leave the sandwich, and at no point does his hands touch the food. It normally takes him about 10 minutes to finish a burger. And he also has to let everyone know how good it is; "mmm this sangwiech (as he says it) is mmmmm gooood" the dude is horrible.

Another thing he does is if he goes to Arby's he always has to get all 5 sandwiches for $5. He then eats one of them, then tries to sell the other 4 to other coworkers for a dollar. He doesn't even try to make a profit, and 85% of the time nobody wants one. So his reasoning is that he would rather only pay the net of $1 for his food, and take the chance of people buying the others, but he might have to throw the other 4 away.

[florige]

Yeah, but then he'll know you think he's annoying! :lol



Good point Shelly. Didn't think of that one. :lol

[florige]

Here is another random thing he does that drives me insane: he eats a cheeseburger or and sandwich with the wrapper on until the very last bite. Let me explain; first he will bring in a bag of food around 4 in the afternoon. He has to eat his lunch/dinner in the office because, like I said before, he can't stand to be alone and nobody else at our company eats at 4 in the afternoon, so he won't go in the lunch room. So whatever crap food he is eating at the moment we have to smell for the next hour. He gets a sandwich and instead of taking it out of the wrapper like most normal people do, he folds down the sides to expose only a small amount of the sandwich. He takes giant bites, and makes sure to talk to anyone around him while he chews his food. At no point does the wrapper leave the sandwich, and at no point does his hands touch the food. It normally takes him about 10 minutes to finish a burger. And he also has to let everyone know how good it is; "mmm this sangwiech (as he says it) is mmmmm gooood" the dude is horrible.

Another thing he does is if he goes to Arby's he always has to get all 5 sandwiches for $5. He then eats one of them, then tries to sell the other 4 to other coworkers for a dollar. He doesn't even try to make a profit, and 85% of the time nobody wants one. So his reasoning is that he would rather only pay the net of $1 for his food, and take the chance of people buying the others, but he might have to throw the other 4 away.




You are a trip Thunder... Very funny stuff!! :lol If anything that guy should be you guy comic relief if anything else. I would pay ANY amount just to see the expression on your face as you watch him do all this stuff. That would be one of those Mastercard commercial moments. :lol

[ATRAIN]

ugghhh they are chewing ice again

[Bigzax]

i think it's time for you to piss in the ice machine.

[ATRAIN]

i think it's time for you to piss in the ice machine.


Yellow ice!!!!! To piss them off yesterday i got a cup of ice and started going to town on that shit.......was crunching and chewing that crap loud.....I dont think it mattered.


So another thing my coworkers do minus 1 is ask me questions they SHOULD F'N know..........ive already had to answer 3 questions today and I havent been here 2 hours yet. Dont they see I have my Ipod on and dont want to listen to them FUUUUAAAACCCKKKKKK

[ATRAIN]

oh man.. way too many to list.



then get to writing ;)

[CuckingFunt]

Yellow ice!!!!! To piss them off yesterday i got a cup of ice and started going to town on that shit.......was crunching and chewing that crap loud.....I dont think it mattered.

It didn't.

Ice chewers are not at all bothered by the sound of someone chewing ice.

[katyon6th]

Burn popcorn.

hahaha. Someone on another floor of the building I work in burned their popcorn and set off the fire alarm a couple weeks ago. That was super annoying because they made us evacuate the building, cross the street and stand outside. In the hot hot heat.

[ATRAIN]

It didn't.

Ice chewers are not at all bothered by the sound of someone chewing ice.


Damn ice chewers

[ATRAIN]

hahaha. Someone on another floor of the building I work in burned their popcorn and set off the fire alarm a couple weeks ago. That was super annoying because they made us evacuate the building, cross the street and stand outside. In the hot hot heat.


LOL burnt popcorn smells nasty

[CuckingFunt]

LOL burnt popcorn smells nastySeveral years ago, someone (and I don't even remember who anymore) was staying with me for a few days and burnt popcorn in my microwave.

My whole kitchen, and especially the microwave, smelled like fucking burnt popcorn for a couple of months. No matter how much I cleaned.

[florige]

then get to writing ;)


Yeah, get to writing missy.. :spin

[florige]

LOL burnt popcorn smells nasty


I actually eat burnt popcorn. Tasty.. No to burnt though, just a little. :king

[ATRAIN]

I actually eat burnt popcorn. Tasty.. No to burnt though, just a little. :king


that shit is gross man

[florige]

Yellow ice!!!!! To piss them off yesterday i got a cup of ice and started going to town on that shit.......was crunching and chewing that crap loud.....I dont think it mattered.


So another thing my coworkers do minus 1 is ask me questions they SHOULD F'N know..........ive already had to answer 3 questions today and I havent been here 2 hours yet. Dont they see I have my Ipod on and dont want to listen to them FUUUUAAAACCCKKKKKK


You should start chewing gum really loud and see what happens.

[florige]

that shit is gross man


:lol I was working one night and all I had was a bag of popcorn while on patrol and my bankcard was missing. I stopped at 7-11 and overcooked it, but I was hungry as hell so I said screw it...

[ATRAIN]

:lol I was working one night and all I had was a bag of popcorn while on patrol and my bankcard was missing. I stopped at 7-11 and overcooked it, but I was hungry as hell so I said screw it...


lol thats still nasty....he Florige...... did you see my signature pic? Are you jealous? lol

[florige]

lol thats still nasty....he Florige...... did you see my signature pic? Are you jealous? lol


Ahh man I just saw that!! :lol Which system would you buy if you were me? The reason I keep waiting on the ps3 is because I'm so used to the joystick. The PS3 is just taking to long to get their stuff straight.

[ATRAIN]

Ahh man I just saw that!! :lol Which system would you buy if you were me? The reason I keep waiting on the ps3 is because I'm so used to the joystick. The PS3 is just taking to long to get their stuff straight.


DUDE the 360 controller is pretty good and it will take you a few hours to fall in love with it. 360 all the way.

[florige]

DUDE the 360 controller is pretty good and it will take you a few hours to fall in love with it. 360 all the way.


I had the original X-Box but traded with my brother for the playstation. But I think I'm just going to break down and get a 360. Plus now I see them for $279.

[ATRAIN]

I had the original X-Box but traded with my brother for the playstation. But I think I'm just going to break down and get a 360. Plus now I see them for $279.


Well even though they are cheaper I still recommend you get the one with the hard drive. Plus the wireless controller is the SHITEEEE

[florige]

Well even though they are cheaper I still recommend you get the one with the hard drive. Plus the wireless controller is the SHITEEEE


Oh so the 279 one is the lower end model? Yeah if I'm going to get it I'm getting the top of the line one.

[ATRAIN]

Oh so the 279 one is the lower end model? Yeah if I'm going to get it I'm getting the top of the line one.


Well the top of the line is the Elite but the 2nd best is all you need IMHO

[Jimcs50]

ask for a raise


:p:

[ATRAIN]

ask for a raise


:p:\


I wish.

DAMN now my coworker just brought in some nasty smelling food......I think im going to
:vomit:

[ATRAIN]

DAMMIT CHEWING ICE AGAIN, how many times in 1 day can someone do that???!!!!

[florige]

DAMMIT CHEWING ICE AGAIN, how many times in 1 day can someone do that???!!!!



What do they have a soft drink or something, then after they finish they start chumping on the ice?

[florige]

I should. He hates all sports other than auto racing so he might not go for it, but i'll throw it his way.


Hey Thunder whats up with our boy today??? :lol

[ATRAIN]

What do they have a soft drink or something, then after they finish they start chumping on the ice?


They have these big ice makers for Tea or Water......so 2 of them do it. Everytime they take a drink ice goes in thier mouth I guess so they chomp away. My co-worker brought in donuts today so im giving her a free pass in eating ice today :).

[florige]

They have these big ice makers for Tea or Water......so 2 of them do it. Everytime they take a drink ice goes in thier mouth I guess so they chomp away. My co-worker brought in donuts today so im giving her a free pass in eating ice today :).



Trust me I know Donuts make ALL things bearable. Unless you lose your bankcard and are forced to eat burnt popcorn, which actually isn't half bad. :spin

[ATRAIN]

Trust me I know Donuts make ALL things bearable. Unless you lose your bankcard and are forced to eat burnt popcorn, which actually isn't half bad. :spin


LOL its funny right when I was typing that guess what>...she stated chewing ice.

[katyon6th]

Hey, you're either going to have to tell her to shut the fuck up with the ice or punch her in the face. Otherwise, you're going to have to get over this shit.

:spin

[ATRAIN]

Hey, you're either going to have to tell her to shut the fuck up with the ice or punch her in the face. Otherwise, you're going to have to get over this shit.

:spin


LOL such hostility today :) (somebody needs a hug). Well I cant do either she is like grandma material. She is a sweet older lady. I guess ill try to get over it :(.

[katyon6th]

I'm kinda feisty on Friday mornings. It's just my thing.

[ATRAIN]

I'm kinda feisty on Friday mornings. It's just my thing.

LOL shouldnt it be monday mornings?

[katyon6th]

Feisty can be good, no?

[Soul_Patch]

Eating ice is a really good way to diet for some people. If you get the munchies go munch on ice. You feel like you are eating something, but taking in only water :)

I hate when people do their stupid conference calls with their phone on speaker at their desk and have it loud enough for the entire zipcode to hear.


especially when they are dialing in and let it sit and ring for 15 minutes while they wait for someone else to connect.

[BigZak]

i hate when my co workers give me an evil eye cuz they are working and i'm fuckiin around on the internet...

[ATRAIN]

Feisty can be good, no?


Depends.....but it can be bad too :P.

[ATRAIN]

i hate when my co workers give me an evil eye cuz they are working and i'm fuckiin around on the internet...


I hate that too lol

[florige]

I hate that too lol


So A, are you guys going to try and finally get that game in this weekend?

[ATRAIN]

So A, are you guys going to try and finally get that game in this weekend?


Maybe Sunday if Judson doesn't punk out and keep ducking me.

[Thunder Dan]

Alright, here it is, a picture of my annoying co worker. He is doing what he normally does, letting everyone know the ways of the world through the eyes of a moron. Notice the Mug Root Beer in his hand. And yes, he really does talk with his hands like this.

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee158/thunderdan20/PIC-0010.jpg?t=1187968937

[Soul_Patch]

There is a retired Doctor, now...im not sure what he does...but he only comes into the office about once every couple of months, in what looks like his pajamas...


He immediately starts bitching that his computer doesnt work...and he immediately starts making phone calls using speaker phone...and he has the speaker turned up Full blast...so loud that the damn sound clips out and you can only hear every other word the guy on the other end is saying. When i look over at him...he is usually leaned over the phone trying to talk right in the little hole...

PICK THE FUCKING PHONE RECIEVER UP YOU DAMN ASSHOLE! THE PURPOSE OF A SPEAKER PHONE IS TO NOT LEAN OVER THE DAMN THING.



ps: he is at work today....as am i....wierd since i only come in like once a week, my luck eh?

[florige]

Alright, here it is, a picture of my annoying co worker. He is doing what he normally does, letting everyone know the ways of the world through the eyes of a moron. Notice the Mug Root Beer in his hand. And yes, he really does talk with his hands like this.

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee158/thunderdan20/PIC-0010.jpg?t=1187968937


:lol Kinda almost how a pictured him, only I thought a little younger looking. I've seen worse though. He does look like a tool though, :lol

[florige]

There is a retired Doctor, now...im not sure what he does...but he only comes into the office about once every couple of months, in what looks like his pajamas...


He immediately starts bitching that his computer doesnt work...and he immediately starts making phone calls using speaker phone...and he has the speaker turned up Full blast...so loud that the damn sound clips out and you can only hear every other word the guy on the other end is saying. When i look over at him...he is usually leaned over the phone trying to talk right in the little hole...

PICK THE FUCKING PHONE RECIEVER UP YOU DAMN ASSHOLE! THE PURPOSE OF A SPEAKER PHONE IS TO NOT LEAN OVER THE DAMN THING.




:lol :lol, these are hillarious guys. Unfortunatley I don't work in an office setting so I don't have much for you guys. But really keep themm coming!


ps: he is at work today....as am i....wierd since i only come in like once a week, my luck eh?

[ATRAIN]

How can I tell ice chewer that is soooo nice not to chew ice anymore cause its making me postal??

[florige]

How can I tell ice chewer that is soooo nice not to chew ice anymore cause its making me postal??


I think you might as well terminate that person A... :lol

[Shelly]

Alright, here it is, a picture of my annoying co worker. He is doing what he normally does, letting everyone know the ways of the world through the eyes of a moron. Notice the Mug Root Beer in his hand. And yes, he really does talk with his hands like this.

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee158/thunderdan20/PIC-0010.jpg?t=1187968937

How did I miss this post?

:lol

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

How can I tell ice chewer that is soooo nice not to chew ice anymore cause its making me postal??
Say it non-verbally with a hammer across his jaw.

[ShoogarBear]

Button up their blouses.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"Annoying things your co-workers do"

continue to breathe.

[ATRAIN]

Say it non-verbally with a hammer across his jaw.


LOL yeah that COULD work.

[Thunder Dan]

I had to revive this because of my coworker I explained about earlier in the thread.

They are building a building across the street from where I work. He found it necessary to bring in binoculars to watch the construction when he has a few minutes to kill. We now get play by play of what htye are doing that day my my annoying coworker. He says today "they might have some kind of glue gun because it looks like they are gluing something" ---I'm like "who gives a rats ass what they are doing"

[BigBeezie]

Ahhh! Sometimes I put my co-worker in the BCC line of e-mail messages. I do this to keep him in the loop and at the same time not let the other parties involved know it. He is so stupid that he will do a "Reply All" and let everyone know that he was in the original message. He just doesn't get it!! He is supposed to be my manager too!! What an idiot!!

[florige]

I had to revive this because of my coworker I explained about earlier in the thread.

They are building a building across the street from where I work. He found it necessary to bring in binoculars to watch the construction when he has a few minutes to kill. We now get play by play of what htye are doing that day my my annoying coworker. He says today "they might have some kind of glue gun because it looks like they are gluing something" ---I'm like "who gives a rats ass what they are doing"


Is this the same dude who was on a diet but ate like 5 bags of Pork Rinds, and a bowl of noodles for lunch or something like that? :lol

[Thunder Dan]

Is this the same dude who was on a diet but ate like 5 bags of Pork Rinds, and a bowl of noodles for lunch or something like that? :lol


haha, spaghetti, chicken wings and root beer while snacking on pork rinds everyday. He also eats 2 sausage biscuts from BK in the morning, then tells us he is on a diet. Yeah it's that guy

[Thunder Dan]

so the guy I have been posting about (the guy that is on a diet but only eats pork rinds, mug root beer and chicken wings) was put in the hospital because his gallballder turned bad. They took out his gallbladder and told him he can't eat fast food or other fatty foods again or he will become sick. I normally would feel bad, but I kind of find it funny and ironic.

[ashbeeigh]

I'm bumping this because something annoying happened today...

I have a stack of envelopes to be mailed out...I don't know where the stamps are so I left them sitting in the out spot where everything goes over night. There was one envelope there that wasn't mine last night. I got to work later then everyone else today and saw that the one envelope that wasn't mine was mailed...:madrun


Who isn't considerate enough to put company paid for stamps on the other envelopes and put them in the mail box on their way out? Are you serious? Don't expect me to do anything nice for my co-workers.

Anyway.

[florige]

so the guy I have been posting about (the guy that is on a diet but only eats pork rinds, mug root beer and chicken wings) was put in the hospital because his gallballder turned bad. They took out his gallbladder and told him he can't eat fast food or other fatty foods again or he will become sick. I normally would feel bad, but I kind of find it funny and ironic.



Is your man still there Dan??:lmao

[ATRAIN]

Is your man still there Dan??:lmao



hahaha this is a funny bump!!! That whore still chews ice and I still havent done shit about it!!! Thank got she is off today!!

[florige]

hahaha this is a funny bump!!! That whore still chews ice and I still havent done shit about it!!! Thank got she is off today!!



It's probably a good thing that Dan's co-worker doesn't work with you. With your temper you would had probably been rocked his ass with a uppercut...:lol

[Dex]

Show their ugly fooking faces. :lol

[ATRAIN]

It's probably a good thing that Dan's co-worker doesn't work with you. With your temper you would had probably been rocked his ass with a uppercut...:lol

Well my coworker hates me now because im a prick to her, but its her fault. She chews ice!!

[Shelly]

Thunder Dan, do you still work with that guy?

[bus driver]

Post on SpursTalk all day instead of working.

:tu


actually, this is what they say about me! :lol




:flag::lobt2::flag:

[Thunder Dan]

Thunder Dan, do you still work with that guy?

unfortunately yes :depressed

he quit smoking a couple months ago and now his nervous habit it rattling his change. He doesn't just do it in his pocket he takes it out of his pocket sometimes and exchanges it though his hands while he is talking. It's like the guy with the ticktaks in that one Seinfeld- everyone knows where Dave is when you hear the change. It's so annoying. On top of that he always has atleast $4 in change in his pocket for his vending machine visits (which I've talked about), but everytime he goes to the machine he uses dollars so he can add to the collection of change in his pocket. So unlike most people that are annoyed by change in their pocket- this guy tries to increase it through the day so he can play with it and make assorted sounds with it. So annoying

[Shelly]

:lol

and sorry!

[Thunder Dan]

oh and I forgot this one...

So every Papa Johns here in Cleveland is giving out .23 cent pizzas today because of that issue with Lebron (if you have no idea what I'm talking about hit the link below). So this guy hates sports as I think I've told you before- all he watches is Spike all day and night for the police chases and he also is a die hard American Idol fan. So he hears about this on the news and comes in yesterday all pumped and says "Dan did you know they are having a pizza sale tomorrow at Papa Johns? some basketball player is hooking everyone up and it's .23 cents because I guess that is his number"----I instantly wanted to knock him out. I live in Cuyahoga Falls which is 10 minutes from Akron where Lebron grew up. If you don't know who he is you are a moron..

so this morning he calls in and says he is going to be late because he has a surprise for us. The surprise was he brings in 3 large pizzas from Papa Johns at 10 in the morning. Somehow he weaseled the people there to get him 3 Pizzas before the sale was even supposed to start- but the most annoying thing is that he has eaten close to 2 whole pizzas since he has been at work today (he went back at lunch for another), and he is writing down everything he is eating so he can count the calories so he can remember to burn them off on the treadmill when he goes home tonight. I'm dead serious. Who the hell does that? If your counting calories, your not supposed to eat 2 large sausage pizzas and wash them down with endless amounts of Mug Root Beer.

It just pisses me off that I'll be watching a game tonight I probably won't even be able to enjoy because I hate Boston so much, and he will be trying to run off calories from pizza he never should have gotten because he isn't even a fan...oh well


http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2008/05/papa_johns_running_out_of_pizz.html

[Viva Las Espuelas]

oh and I forgot this one...

So every Papa Johns here in Cleveland is giving out .23 cent pizzas today because of that issue with Lebron (if you have no idea what I'm talking about hit the link below). So this guy hates sports as I think I've told you before- all he watches is Spike all day and night for the police chases and he also is a die hard American Idol fan. So he hears about this on the news and comes in yesterday all pumped and says "Dan did you know they are having a pizza sale tomorrow at Papa Johns? some basketball player is hooking everyone up and it's .23 cents because I guess that is his number"----I instantly wanted to knock him out. I live in Cuyahoga Falls which is 10 minutes from Akron where Lebron grew up. If you don't know who he is you are a moron..

so this morning he calls in and says he is going to be late because he has a surprise for us. The surprise was he brings in 3 large pizzas from Papa Johns at 10 in the morning. Somehow he weaseled the people there to get him 3 Pizzas before the sale was even supposed to start- but the most annoying thing is that he has eaten close to 2 whole pizzas since he has been at work today (he went back at lunch for another), and he is writing down everything he is eating so he can count the calories so he can remember to burn them off on the treadmill when he goes home tonight. I'm dead serious. Who the hell does that? If your counting calories, your not supposed to eat 2 large sausage pizzas and wash them down with endless amounts of Mug Root Beer.

It just pisses me off that I'll be watching a game tonight I probably won't even be able to enjoy because I hate Boston so much, and he will be trying to run off calories from pizza he never should have gotten because he isn't even a fan...oh well


http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2008/05/papa_johns_running_out_of_pizz.html


dude. you worry too much about stupid stuff.

[Thunder Dan]

dude. you worry too much about stupid stuff.

you would just have to meet the guy, he is just so annoying that everything he does annoys everyone else I work with.

But the title of the thread is annoying things your coworkers do...so I share with my only annoying coworker

[remingtonbo2001]

:lmao

Thunder Dan, you are too funny.

[ShoogarBear]

This sounds like one of the lost episodes of Seinfeld.

[Fillmoe]

Thunder Dan

/end life

please.

[ATRAIN]

oh and I forgot this one...

So every Papa Johns here in Cleveland is giving out .23 cent pizzas today because of that issue with Lebron (if you have no idea what I'm talking about hit the link below). So this guy hates sports as I think I've told you before- all he watches is Spike all day and night for the police chases and he also is a die hard American Idol fan. So he hears about this on the news and comes in yesterday all pumped and says "Dan did you know they are having a pizza sale tomorrow at Papa Johns? some basketball player is hooking everyone up and it's .23 cents because I guess that is his number"----I instantly wanted to knock him out. I live in Cuyahoga Falls which is 10 minutes from Akron where Lebron grew up. If you don't know who he is you are a moron..

so this morning he calls in and says he is going to be late because he has a surprise for us. The surprise was he brings in 3 large pizzas from Papa Johns at 10 in the morning. Somehow he weaseled the people there to get him 3 Pizzas before the sale was even supposed to start- but the most annoying thing is that he has eaten close to 2 whole pizzas since he has been at work today (he went back at lunch for another), and he is writing down everything he is eating so he can count the calories so he can remember to burn them off on the treadmill when he goes home tonight. I'm dead serious. Who the hell does that? If your counting calories, your not supposed to eat 2 large sausage pizzas and wash them down with endless amounts of Mug Root Beer.

It just pisses me off that I'll be watching a game tonight I probably won't even be able to enjoy because I hate Boston so much, and he will be trying to run off calories from pizza he never should have gotten because he isn't even a fan...oh well


http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2008/05/papa_johns_running_out_of_pizz.html



I feel your pain bro, it has gotten to the point that now anything he does it annoys you. Thats where I am at now with the damn ice chewer.

[to21]

oh and I forgot this one...

So every Papa Johns here in Cleveland is giving out .23 cent pizzas today because of that issue with Lebron (if you have no idea what I'm talking about hit the link below). So this guy hates sports as I think I've told you before- all he watches is Spike all day and night for the police chases and he also is a die hard American Idol fan. So he hears about this on the news and comes in yesterday all pumped and says "Dan did you know they are having a pizza sale tomorrow at Papa Johns? some basketball player is hooking everyone up and it's .23 cents because I guess that is his number"----I instantly wanted to knock him out. I live in Cuyahoga Falls which is 10 minutes from Akron where Lebron grew up. If you don't know who he is you are a moron..

so this morning he calls in and says he is going to be late because he has a surprise for us. The surprise was he brings in 3 large pizzas from Papa Johns at 10 in the morning. Somehow he weaseled the people there to get him 3 Pizzas before the sale was even supposed to start- but the most annoying thing is that he has eaten close to 2 whole pizzas since he has been at work today (he went back at lunch for another), and he is writing down everything he is eating so he can count the calories so he can remember to burn them off on the treadmill when he goes home tonight. I'm dead serious. Who the hell does that? If your counting calories, your not supposed to eat 2 large sausage pizzas and wash them down with endless amounts of Mug Root Beer.

It just pisses me off that I'll be watching a game tonight I probably won't even be able to enjoy because I hate Boston so much, and he will be trying to run off calories from pizza he never should have gotten because he isn't even a fan...oh well


http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2008/05/papa_johns_running_out_of_pizz.html

There's a guy like that here at work. What a dumbass, one time while we were eating lunch in the break room, he said he saw Walter Payton on TV. Granted the man has been dead for years (it was his son). Then one day we had a trip to Dallas for some Cisco training and when we drove by the American Airlines arena, he shouted out, "Look that's were they train pilots for American Airlines!"


dude. you worry too much about stupid stuff.Hey, it's not stupid if it's relevant to this thread. Some co-workers do stupid shit at work. I don't Thunder Dan takes it home with him.

[florige]

oh and I forgot this one...

So every Papa Johns here in Cleveland is giving out .23 cent pizzas today because of that issue with Lebron (if you have no idea what I'm talking about hit the link below). So this guy hates sports as I think I've told you before- all he watches is Spike all day and night for the police chases and he also is a die hard American Idol fan. So he hears about this on the news and comes in yesterday all pumped and says "Dan did you know they are having a pizza sale tomorrow at Papa Johns? some basketball player is hooking everyone up and it's .23 cents because I guess that is his number"----I instantly wanted to knock him out. I live in Cuyahoga Falls which is 10 minutes from Akron where Lebron grew up. If you don't know who he is you are a moron..

so this morning he calls in and says he is going to be late because he has a surprise for us. The surprise was he brings in 3 large pizzas from Papa Johns at 10 in the morning.
Somehow he weaseled the people there to get him 3 Pizzas before the sale was even supposed to start- but the most annoying thing is that he has eaten close to 2 whole pizzas since he has been at work today (he went back at lunch for another), and he is writing down everything he is eating so he can count the calories so he can remember to burn them off on the treadmill when he goes home tonight. I'm dead serious. Who the hell does that? If your counting calories, your not supposed to eat 2 large sausage pizzas and wash them down with endless amounts of Mug Root Beer.

It just pisses me off that I'll be watching a game tonight I probably won't even be able to enjoy because I hate Boston so much, and he will be trying to run off calories from pizza he never should have gotten because he isn't even a fan...oh well


http://blog.cleveland.com/metro/2008/05/papa_johns_running_out_of_pizz.html





:lmao:rollin:lol Dude I love hearing you describe this guy!! Freakin hillarious!!!!:lmao

[florige]

But in all fairness to that guy Dan, he isn't the big fat lard I would expect him to be. He has a little gut, but nothing too serious.

[ATRAIN]

But in all fairness to that guy Dan, he isn't the big fat lard I would expect him to be. He has a little gut, but nothing too serious.



I should take a picture of my annoying co worker. He looks like Hardey with his little mustache.

[florige]

I should take a picture of my annoying co worker. He looks like Hardey with his little mustache.



The guy Dan took a picture of actually looks pretty trim for all the crap Dan say he scarfs down on a daily basis. I thought your annoying co-worker was that ice chewing woman?

[bus driver]

Then the other day he comes out of the bathroom as he flushes the toilet, the mofo doesn't wash his hands! It's almost comical as to why he wonders why he kids are always sick.


i told a co work this one time (he forgot to wash his hands) and his response was "no i didnt. i dont pee on my hands."
i didnt know to laugh my ass off or throw up....

[stretch]

OMG Thunder Dan...

Your co-worker sounds like a friend of mine. This dude is actually a nice kindhearted guy, and can actually be quite intelligent, but other times can be the stupidest fuck known to mankind.

He's one of those guys that always has to act like other people to try to fit in. He's a white guy, and if around white guys, he acts like himself. If around black guys he is always using stupid terms like "bro" and "dawg" and trying to do handshakes that require about 80 different motions but he fails miserably at all of it and looks like a fucking dumbass.

In terms of work, he is an insurance agent. he used to work day and night, and built up so many clients and such i guess that he got to a point where he would go to his office maybe once a week, or once every other week for a couple hours, then just go right back home. so basically he is home all week with nothing to do, and is getting free money to sustain his lifestyle. in a way, i gotta give him props though, because to be able to live the way he does, he had to have worked his ass off. moving on...

When it comes to dieting, he is very similar to your co-worker. In the past, he would never gain an ounce of weight, and the dude would never work out or anything. He would start his days off with waking up at 11 every morning, to donuts and chocolate milk or gatorade or something. around noon he would go out to either Wendy's, Wingstop, or Fuddruckers and scarf down the fattiest, greasiest shit they have, chomp a bucket of fries with a gallon of ranch, then top it all off with about 40 ounces of coke or a beer. Dinner was typically the same as well. then he would stay up till 2 or 3 every morning chatting with random people on the internet or play madden and fail miserably at it, or play GTA and use every fucking cheat you can find on the internet, and when he beats it, he brags as if he actually fucking accomplished something. same for madden. he would actually alter the stats of his QB to have 99 in everything, then play a season on ROOKIE, and barely win a superbowl, and think hes fucking badass. then his roommate decided to play him one day and got fucking stomped like 66-0. i played him another time and i was using the Raiders, while he was using the Patriots, and beat the living shit out of him. i had to quit by the 3rd quarter because i was so fucking bored and wanted to go have a beer to wash away the sorrows of the 10 fucking minutes i just wasted.

anyways... over the past year, he has suddenly decided to get all into health foods. so he wastes a shitload of money buying only organic foods and drinks. probably spends about $50 a month buying loads of that stupid fucking Fiji water or whatever. so he actually eats healthy, and goes to the gym. this is where it gets good... he is one of those guys that has no fucking clue what he is doing when working out. like when he does curls, he uses his whole damn body to swing the weight up, grunts like he is shitting 2 pound burgers out his ass, and does it over and over. what is sad, is that he actually has stuck very well to his diet, and works out very regularly, for a couple hours each time. but he is so shitty at working out, that he has basically gotten no benfits from it. like if i was eating the way he was, and working out like him, within a year, i'd look like fucking bruce lee. but all he has done is burn some fat, and thats about it.

oh, and while he is actually an intelligent guy... he makes some of the worst fucking desicions ever... for instance, he is really into his car. and he has fixed it up quite a bit. it has like 500 horsepower and runs a quarter-mile in around 11 seconds. now i dont know a LOT about cars, but common sense would tell me that if you have added all this power to your car, chances are, you need to upgrade your clutch. but the fucker just bought some shitty upgrade that really wasn't capable of handling the power that his car put out, thinking that it was just a temporary solution. boy was he wrong. the guy has spent over $10,000 on repairs alone, an assload of that going to the problems that his shitty clutch caused. not to mention, he doesnt know how to drive it. when shifting he releases the clutch so fast that it jerks the shit out of his car. its even funnier because of the fact that everyone knows how fast his car is. but apparently its not fast enough for him, because every time he punches the gas hard, on his own will, he slams his back into his seat, to try to make it look as if the car is throwing him back from the extreme power. so he looks like a fucking retard because he first throws himself back, then gets thrown back again by the car itself.

despite all this... for some reason though, as much of a stupidfuck as he can be, my friends and I can't help but like the guy. probably because we all like having him around to make fun of him.

[florige]

Really you guys, you have to keep these crazy stories coming...:lol

[stretch]

Really you guys, you have to keep these crazy stories coming...:lol

the sad thing is, is that we aren't even making them up. there are really people this fucking stupid that exist in our society.

[florige]

the sad thing is, is that we aren't even making them up. there are really people this fucking stupid that exist in our society.


You totally need to get a pic of this guy dude. I can just see that guy Dan works with scarfing down two pizza's and chugging down a gallon of rootbeer.:lmao

[Evan]

Probably been mentioned already…but talking to people in the bathroom. Even when its number 1 or…………2……...

[Evan]

Burn popcorn.

ugh.......

:bang

[Shelly]

:lol at the way Stretch described the handshake with 80 different motions.

Maybe your friend read a Charles Atlas ad

http://www.tomheroes.com/images/charles_atlas.JPG

[stretch]

Oh, one time he made me really fucking mad. A group of friends went out and were shooting fireworks out in the middle of nowhere. He is very protective of that car of his. One friend accidentally threw ONE blackcat that landed about 5 feet from his car, which in reality, will do absolutely nothing. He goes fucking ballistic about this.

No more than five minutes later, not knowing what the hell he is doing, he grabs an ARTILLERY SHELL (one of those that shoots in the air and explodes really big and bright with colors and all, kinda like the ones they use at baseball games, but not quite that big), lights it, and throws it on the ground, right by all of our cars, and everyone goes running and diving for cover as it explodes, and little fireballs go whizzing by us, hitting our cars (a couple hit my car and fucked up my paint), and one of them JUST missed my head (very lucky). and this fucking dumbass is laughing about it, thinking its the funniest thing he's ever seen.