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Kahn Souphanousinphone
08-23-2007, 12:12 PM
When I read this I think it was my stupid neighbor Hank Hill

you stupid rednecks don't know when to quit


http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070823/SPORTS02/708230354/1004/SPORTS

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Mike Flynt , 59, has made the football team at Division III Sul Ross State in Alpine, Texas. He had left the school 37 years earlier when he was kicked off the team before his senior season for getting into a fight.

"I think it was Carl Yastrzemski who used to say, 'How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were?' I'd be in my late 20s or early 30s, because that's how I feel," Flynt said.

He's a grandfather and AARP member. Flynt is eight years older than his coach and has two children older than any of his teammates. A longtime strength and conditioning coach at the college level, he's spent the last several years selling the Powerbase training system he invented. His position isn't certain.


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Detroit News wire services

degenerate_gambler
08-23-2007, 01:07 PM
he's going to get his dick knocked into the dirt.

Brutalis
08-23-2007, 03:29 PM
yeah he gunna get hit so hard his droopy balls will smack him in the face and knock him the hell out twice

BeerIsGood!
08-23-2007, 03:36 PM
It's Division III non-scholarship. It's not like he's going up against D1 size and talent.

Taco
08-24-2007, 09:27 AM
When I read this I think it was my stupid neighbor Hank Hill

you stupid rednecks don't know when to quit


http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070823/SPORTS02/708230354/1004/SPORTS

http://www.columbusdispatch.com/wwwexportcontent/sites/dispatch/local_news/stories/2007/08/23/linex200.jpg
Mike Flynt , 59, has made the football team at Division III Sul Ross State in Alpine, Texas. He had left the school 37 years earlier when he was kicked off the team before his senior season for getting into a fight.

"I think it was Carl Yastrzemski who used to say, 'How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were?' I'd be in my late 20s or early 30s, because that's how I feel," Flynt said.

He's a grandfather and AARP member. Flynt is eight years older than his coach and has two children older than any of his teammates. A longtime strength and conditioning coach at the college level, he's spent the last several years selling the Powerbase training system he invented. His position isn't certain.


Illinois guard Jamar Smith will sit out next season following his drunken-driving conviction and be redshirted. Smith, a sophomore last season, averaged 8.1 points in 21 games, starting six. He was the Illini's top 3-point shooter before his accident.
Notable:Vegas to get arena for NBA or NHL

Casino giant Harrah's Entertainment announced it's partnering with AEG, the company that brought DavidBeckham to Los Angeles, to build a 20,000-seat Las Vegas arena capable of housing an NBA or NHL team. The arena, behind the Bally's and Paris hotel-casinos on the Strip, is projected to open in 2010.

U.S. men stumble, 1-0, against Sweden

Kim Kallstrom scored in the 56th minute to lead Sweden over the United States, 1-0, at Goteborg and send the American men to their first four-game soccer losing streak in a decade.


A federal marshal has seized a $1.5 million yacht that belonged to former NBA player Latrell Sprewell after he defaulted on the mortgage. The marshal acted on a court order requested by a New York bank that plans to sell the boat to pay off $1.3 million it says Sprewell owes on the mortgage, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel said.

Doug Herbert won the Top Fuel event at Mohnton, Pa., in the final of the Toyo Tires NHRA Nationals.
Detroit News wire services

WOW 59 Years OLD?!?!?! :(

Good for Him!!! :clap

Hank Hill
08-31-2007, 12:28 PM
When I read this I think it was my stupid neighbor Hank Hill

you stupid rednecks don't know when to quit



That there Mr Kahn ain't right

degenerate_gambler
08-31-2007, 02:01 PM
Dude isn't making the road trip for the first game...groin injury.

Hank Hill
08-31-2007, 03:13 PM
Dude isn't making the road trip for the first game...groin injury.

@ 59 do you still have a groin?