Jessica Alba has the perfect wiggle, study says

[tlongII]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/25/nwiggle125.xml



Jessica Alba, the film actress, has the ultimate sexy strut, according to a team of Cambridge mathematicians.


Jessica Alba's waist:hip ratio gives her a sexy walk


The academics found that it is the ratio between hips and waist that puts the sway into a woman's walk - and the nearer that ratio is to 0.7, the better.

This ratio provides the body with the right torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce to the hips during the walking motion.

Therefore, a woman with a 25in waist and 36in hips would have just the right proportions to carry off a sexy swagger as she walks.

The Jessica Alba sashay beat off competition from Kate Moss, Angelina Jolie and even Marilyn Monroe, whose walk along a railway platform in Some Like It Hot is one of the most famous in film history.

While Monroe was a fraction off the target ratio with 0.69, the Cambridge team said that Alba had the perfect proportions.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

:lol Breaking News: Nerds Find Way to Pass Off Alba Obsession as Science

[JoeChalupa]

I had read about that study....now if they can do a study on herpes.

[BigBeezie]

I heard Derek Jeter gave her the herpes. It's sad I tell yah...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I heard Derek Jeter gave her the herpes. It's sad I tell yah...she went out with him?!....................she's lost a lot of points with me. and she got herpes from him?! what a waste.

[midgetonadonkey]

I heard Derek Jeter gave her the herpes. It's sad I tell yah...

The saddest part about it is that she passed them on to me.

[ToughActinTinactin]

Fantasy herpes?

[ZStomp]

Jessica Alba has the perfect everything.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Jessica Alba has the perfect everything.except the vagina, so i hear

[mardigan]

If Jeter gave Alba the herps, then Biel probably got them too

[tlongII]

I'd hit it.

http://www.bartcop.com/alba-03.jpg

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I'd hit it.




Except during those times that those pesky symptoms show up. :depressed

[Kori Ellis]

I heard Derek Jeter gave her the herpes. It's sad I tell yah...

Maybe she gave it to Jeter.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

ahhh the elusive 0.7 waist hip ratio
yessir if you find one of those you'd best hang onto it.

[leemajors]

ahhh the elusive 0.7 waist hip ratio
yessir if you find one of those you'd best hang onto it.
did you ever hear singh speak on the UT campus? kinda creepy.

[ashbeeigh]

Duh. Any college graduate would know about the hip ratio.

Someone at UIW, St. Mary's, or Trinity is doing research on this topic.

I think they expanded it to men as well and the male ratio was .8 Interesting.

And I don't have anything to say about Jessica. Nothing at all.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

did you ever hear singh speak on the UT campus? kinda creepy.


No, who is dis singh? I got edumacated 'bout waist hip ratio by anudda pursin.

[tlongII]

Except during those times that those pesky symptoms show up. :depressed

I believe they have medication to keep it under control. Besides, it's all hear-say anyway.

[ashbeeigh]

No, who is dis singh? I got edumacated 'bout waist hip ratio by anudda pursin.

http://www.psy.utexas.edu/psy/FACULTY/Singh/Singh.html

Evolutionary Biology/Psychology like professor. Probably pretty amazing to hear speak.

[Switchman]

Definition of Overrated.

[Cant_Be_Mated]

mookies wiggle to his jiggle is the best i saiddddd

[cherylsteele]

I know the guys will eventually say it...so I'll save them the time:
:ttiwwp:

[PixelPusher]

I know the guys will eventually say it...so I'll save them the time:
:ttiwwp:
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a394/jamackey/alba.gif

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Maybe she gave it to Jeter.True dat

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder what ratio gives me my sexy strut.

[50 cent]

Like we needed some math study to tell us she was perfect.

[CuckingFunt]

Dammit.

I'm only a 0.685.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

The American obsession with Alba is amazing... IMO she's not THAT hot. Nice body, nothing too perfect though, and alright face. I've seen hotter chicks walking down the street, I shit you not.

[CuckingFunt]

The American obsession with Alba is amazing... IMO she's not THAT hot. Nice body, nothing too perfect though, and alright face. I've seen hotter chicks walking down the street, I shit you not.She's pretty, but completely boring. I don't get the obsession, either.

[tlongII]

I'd like to get it.

[Triumph]

i'd bury my bone so deep in that ass, she'd have doggy breath for a month

[Jelly]

Who says she has herpes? How do you guys know?

[mardigan]

Jessica Alba herpes claim
August 10, 2007

Jessica Alba caught herpes from an ex-boyfriend, it has been claimed.

The 'Fantastic Four' star - recently voted FHM's Sexiest Woman Alive 2007 - previously dated New York Yankees baseball star Derek Jeter and during their relationship she allegedly contracted the sexually transmitted disease.

A source who worked as Jessica's assistant at the time claims they had to replenish her Valtrex prescription - a treatment for genital herpes - on a regular basis, according to website L.A. Rag Mag.

Jeter has also dated Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Justin Timberlake's new girlfriend Jessica Biel.

Seventy per cent of herpes spreading is said to happen when there is no sign of infection, according to a US STD awareness campaign.

Jessica, 26, recently split from lover Cash Warren because he wouldn't marry her.

The 'Sin City' actress, who reportedly called time on their two-and-a-half year romance during an emotional telephone conversation last month, grew tired of waiting for the movie producer to propose.

A source said: "He wasn't ready for marriage, and Jessica is. It's as simple as that. It's kind of cold that people are saying she has just finished with him, because it isn't like that."

The pair met on the set of the first 'Fantastic Four' film in 2005, in which Jessica starred and Cash worked as a director's assistant.

(C) BANG Media International


http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2007/08/10/jessica_alba_herpes_claim/

[Jelly]

All that's just rumour and as far as her getting Valtrex on a regular basis, she may get it for cold sores, which is a form of Herpes and is treated with Valtrex, but it is not the same as genital herpes. If it is than the whole country is in trouble, because I've read that close to 70% have cold sore/herpes.

[SpursWoman]

Jessica? Is that you? :lol

[Jelly]

Jessica? Is that you? :lol

I don't think she hangs out at Spurstalk. But haven't we all known plenty of people who get those cold sores. That's herpes and that maybe all she has.

[SpursWoman]

Um, it was a joke.


WGAS if she does or doesn't ... I don't think anyone here is in any immediate danger. :lol

[BigBeezie]

I'm not a fan of her's or anything. I like Halley Berry and Alyssa Milano....

[Slomo]

... I don't think anyone here is in any immediate danger. :lolSo you're saying there's a chance?

[SpursWoman]

So you're saying there's a chance?



Anything is possible. :lol

[Jimcs50]

All that's just rumour and as far as her getting Valtrex on a regular basis, she may get it for cold sores, which is a form of Herpes and is treated with Valtrex, but it is not the same as genital herpes. If it is than the whole country is in trouble, because I've read that close to 70% have cold sore/herpes.


Not even close to 70%

More like 30%.

[inconvertible]

:lol Breaking News: Nerds Find Way to Pass Off Alba Obsession as Science



:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :toast

[inconvertible]

but it also means you can have a 50in waist and 72in hips and be able to accomplish the same thing......once the forklift gets you on your feet.

[inconvertible]

Jessica Alba herpes claim
August 10, 2007

Jessica Alba caught herpes from an ex-boyfriend, it has been claimed.

The 'Fantastic Four' star - recently voted FHM's Sexiest Woman Alive 2007 - previously dated New York Yankees baseball star Derek Jeter and during their relationship she allegedly contracted the sexually transmitted disease.

A source who worked as Jessica's assistant at the time claims they had to replenish her Valtrex prescription - a treatment for genital herpes - on a regular basis, according to website L.A. Rag Mag.

Jeter has also dated Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Justin Timberlake's new girlfriend Jessica Biel.

Seventy per cent of herpes spreading is said to happen when there is no sign of infection, according to a US STD awareness campaign.

Jessica, 26, recently split from lover Cash Warren because he wouldn't marry her.

The 'Sin City' actress, who reportedly called time on their two-and-a-half year romance during an emotional telephone conversation last month, grew tired of waiting for the movie producer to propose.

A source said: "He wasn't ready for marriage, and Jessica is. It's as simple as that. It's kind of cold that people are saying she has just finished with him, because it isn't like that."

The pair met on the set of the first 'Fantastic Four' film in 2005, in which Jessica starred and Cash worked as a director's assistant.

(C) BANG Media International


http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2007/08/10/jessica_alba_herpes_claim/



she can still strut it.....but when the herpes flares up, its gonna hurt.

[SpursWoman]

but it also means you can have a 50in waist and 72in hips and be able to accomplish the same thing......once the forklift gets you on your feet.



:lmao


I was going to say, "Damn, I wish I could have those inches back on my hips that I lost so I could walk sexier!!!!!" :lol

[Shelly]

Uh, Oh...

http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/05/alba-has-sexiest-walk-no-way-say-scientists/#continuedcontents

Alba Has Sexiest Walk? No Way, Say Scientists!
Posted Sep 5th 2007 12:34PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Jessica Alba, Hot Bodies

Last week the Daily Telegraph released results of a very sexy scientific study claiming that Jessica Alba has the sexiest walk in the world. Alba's 25-inch waist and 36-inch hips, said the study, produced the sexiest strut, ranking her higher than Angelina Jolie, Kate Moss and even historical hottie Marilyn Monroe.

But according to Cambridge University Professor Richard Weber, who worked on the mathematical equation, Alba wasn't the winner. Weber was commissioned to determine the sexiest swagger by Clarion Communications, a PR firm that reps a hair removal product. He says the reported results are bogus -- Angelina Jolie is actually the sexiest strutter.

Adds scientist Ben Goldacre, writer for the Guardian, Clarion already had a winner in mind when it commissioned the study. Goldacre was told by a Clarion rep that in order to highlight the product, they wanted "Beyonce to come out on top followed by other celebrities with curvy legs such as J-Lo and Kylie, and celebrities like Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse to be at the bottom -- e.g., skinny and pale unshapely legs are not as sexy."

The nerve!According to a survey of 800 men, and Weber's mathematical estimations, Beyonce was actually ranked fourth and Angelina Jolie was the first place pick. Alba ranked 7th in the survey -- near the bottom -- but was chosen by Clarion as the winner for her "shapely curves and smooth, glossy legs," according to a Veet press release.

Said Weber, "The Clarion press release was not approved by me and is factually incorrect and misleading in suggesting there has been any serious attempt to do mathematics here. I do not endorse what the press release says."

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Uh, Oh...

http://www.tmz.com/2007/09/05/alba-has-sexiest-walk-no-way-say-scientists/#continuedcontents

Alba Has Sexiest Walk? No Way, Say Scientists!
Posted Sep 5th 2007 12:34PM by TMZ Staff
Filed under: Wacky and Weird, Jessica Alba, Hot Bodies

Last week the Daily Telegraph released results of a very sexy scientific study claiming that Jessica Alba has the sexiest walk in the world. Alba's 25-inch waist and 36-inch hips, said the study, produced the sexiest strut, ranking her higher than Angelina Jolie, Kate Moss and even historical hottie Marilyn Monroe.

But according to Cambridge University Professor Richard Weber, who worked on the mathematical equation, Alba wasn't the winner. Weber was commissioned to determine the sexiest swagger by Clarion Communications, a PR firm that reps a hair removal product. He says the reported results are bogus -- Angelina Jolie is actually the sexiest strutter.

Adds scientist Ben Goldacre, writer for the Guardian, Clarion already had a winner in mind when it commissioned the study. Goldacre was told by a Clarion rep that in order to highlight the product, they wanted "Beyonce to come out on top followed by other celebrities with curvy legs such as J-Lo and Kylie, and celebrities like Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse to be at the bottom -- e.g., skinny and pale unshapely legs are not as sexy."

The nerve!According to a survey of 800 men, and Weber's mathematical estimations, Beyonce was actually ranked fourth and Angelina Jolie was the first place pick. Alba ranked 7th in the survey -- near the bottom -- but was chosen by Clarion as the winner for her "shapely curves and smooth, glossy legs," according to a Veet press release.

Said Weber, "The Clarion press release was not approved by me and is factually incorrect and misleading in suggesting there has been any serious attempt to do mathematics here. I do not endorse what the press release says."

I smell a sequel to "An Inconvenient Truth" coming on.

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao

I all the candidates need to be re-taped. By a Real Scientist.

:nerd

[angel_luv]

Do these people really not have any more pressing projects to study?

[First Comic Sitting]

possible herpes or 3rd world refugees...

no tail is worth this crap.