How to take grease (car,hydrolics type of grease) off my hair=

[nsrammstein]

I got fucking grease in my hair, the kind of grease you use on cars, hydrolics and acts as lub. I stood in the fucking shower for about 20 minutes trying to scrub this shit off but I couldnt and its still pretty fucking sticky!

[Mister Sinister]

Light it on fire.

[Mister Sinister]

Or do a barrel roll.

[Steve Irwin]

i took body shop (cars) class last year

a good way was to use peanut butter. he said it acts as a abrasive substance. i never had the problem so who knows

[ZStomp]

Shave it..

[ObiwanGinobili]

If it is anything like axel lubricant.... (and yes I have gotten a quart of axel lubricant in my hair) you will want to run on down to the store and buy an all natural dandruff shampoo.
either a pine tar one , or a MSM/colloidal Sulfer one.
Grandpa's Wonder Pine Tar shampoo is a good bargain. But you will have to use it a few times in a row because it has lauryl/laureth sulfates in it - which promote lather. but lather will make it harder for you to get teh grease out believe it or not.

Jason's Dandruff Relief has MSM Neem Oil Tea Tree Oil an Colloidal Sulfer. ! or 2 washes with this should strip it right out. It's about $11.

another option is use and entire bar of LAVA right on your head. thats the cheaprest option... bu also will fuck up your hair.

[thispego]

damn obiwan, you know alot about getting grease out of hair

[Fillmoe]

gasoline

[lil'mo]

ok, first you'll have to find a girl (prostitute?) that will let you put your head up her twat. you live in dallas right? that should be easy

[2Blonde]

Just go to Sally's beauty supply and ask them for a good stripping shampoo. Most women use the when they get too much product build up in their hair. My hairdresser recommends it about twice a month. I'm too lazy to go look in my cabinet to find my bottle and tell you what brand to buy.

[Kori Ellis]

Use dishwashing liquid mixed with baking soda.

[mrsmaalox]

Use dishwashing liquid mixed with baking soda.
I've heard Dawn works real well.

[Zombie]

Your best bet is to get some Gojo (Hand Cleaner) and wash your hair with that. It is going to dry your hair out so then you have that to deal with.

[Shelly]

I've heard Dawn works real well.

Yeah, don't they use that to clean ducks that somehow get oil on them from an oil spill? I remember some commercial about that.

Maybe Goo Gone will work?

[T Park]

depending on the grease.

is it tube grease that you pump, or is it an oil substance?

[marini martini]

I know...Peanut butter :toast

[Steve Irwin]

I know...Peanut butter :toast
yep

[2Blonde]

I called it a stripping shampoo but it's actually called a Clarifying Shampoo... I couldn't think of the word clarifying earlier. just look for that on the label if you choose not to go with one of the home options provided here.

Here is a link to the brands that make it.
http://www.thehaircarecatalog.com/?ysq=clarifying+shampoo
You should be able to find it at HEB. Suave makes on called Suave Daily Clarifying Shampoo or there is one called Herbal Essences Drama Clean Degunkify Tingling Deep cleaning shampoo. Anyway the link has about fifty different brands.

[Fillmoe]

semen

[marini martini]

semen

what hapened to the pink?????????

[Fillmoe]

pink at heart.... cant read?