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H.A.L.
08-30-2007, 12:42 AM
This thread has been automatically split.
The previous post of this thread can be found in "Free Quattro Razor (6)" (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=75887).

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 12:42 AM
KEDA was telling me something about last weekend or something and says he was at a sneaker convention and immediately follows with, "Yeah, a sneaker convention," even though I already knew where he was and I hadn't even cracked a joke about it yet.

At least it wasn't a bowling ball convention or some crap like that.

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 12:42 AM
fuck you! Fuck you all!

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-30-2007, 12:42 AM
At least it wasn't a bowling ball convention or some crap like that.

I observed KEDA and some friends of his smelling their balls.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-30-2007, 12:43 AM
fuck you! Fuck you all!

Is there really enough time for you to do all that?

Condemned 2 HelLA
08-30-2007, 12:43 AM
I observed KEDA and some friends of his smelling their balls.

WAAAAAAAAY too much information there, Blaze!

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 12:44 AM
I observed KEDA and some friends of his smelling their balls.


:lmao I'm sure that was a sight to be seen.

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-30-2007, 12:44 AM
WAAAAAAAAY too much information there, Blaze!

Their girlfriends were smelling their balls, too.

Condemned 2 HelLA
08-30-2007, 12:44 AM
fuck you! Fuck you all!

No.
I refuse.
I just flat out refuse.
:flipoff

Condemned 2 HelLA
08-30-2007, 12:45 AM
Their girlfriends were smelling their balls, too.

I wasn't aware that was anatomically possible!!!!
:wtf

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 12:46 AM
Their girlfriends were smelling their balls, too.

I thought that of stuff was meant for the privacy of their bedrooms?

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-30-2007, 12:47 AM
I thought that of stuff was meant for the privacy of their bedrooms?

Me too, but they were doing it right there in front of the lane registration station.

Condemned 2 HelLA
08-30-2007, 12:48 AM
Me too, but they were doing it right there in front of the lane registration station.

Exhibitionists?!?
VERY nice!!
:tu

Condemned 2 HelLA
08-30-2007, 12:55 AM
You're usually one of the first to tell me to shut up.

New thread.
Plenty of opportunites for that before this one splits.
Anyway, I figured I'd let the day crew get the first shot at you, since they're going to wake up to see that this thing moved on to Part 7.
Oh, what the hell.
Shut the (insert chosen expletive here) up, ashbeeigh!
There.
That felt better!
:spin

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 04:53 AM
New thread. And I wanted to leave this in the old Quattro.

I just found the one guy I used to be seriously in love with on my space, although I am not anymore.
I sent him a message. I am not sure why.
Actually, I do.

He disappeared, like literally, on me and I've always wanted to know why.
He has a girl friend ( maybe wife) now. She's cute.

Just so weird that I found him. Back in the day ( when I was like 19) I tried really hard to find him and got zip. Now I barely tried and hear he is. :wtf

A mistake? Maybe but it is done now.

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 04:57 AM
Edit: They're engaged. She's a police officer. All righty then.
It would figure that this is the one day none of you are up. :lol :(

TheQuattro
08-30-2007, 07:57 AM
Keeping it real

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 08:08 AM
Shut the fuck up Assbeeigh!!!

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 08:08 AM
First one, I feel special.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 08:09 AM
God damn, this thread split pretty fast.

Viva Las Espuelas
08-30-2007, 08:15 AM
God damnWow. I didn't know you knew his last name.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 08:17 AM
Wow. I didn't know you knew his last name.

It's common knowledge.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 08:17 AM
His son goes by christ.

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 08:26 AM
How could I possibly have forgotten to buy coffee when I was at the grocery store last night?

Viva Las Espuelas
08-30-2007, 08:29 AM
butt coffee?

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 08:32 AM
butt coffee?Whatever do you mean?

samikeyp
08-30-2007, 08:33 AM
His son goes by christ.

So does my father's. ;)

Viva Las Espuelas
08-30-2007, 08:34 AM
Whatever do you mean?you edited it. nevermind. are you "celebrating" the 10th anniversary of princess diana's death today?

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 08:34 AM
His son goes by christ.He should keep his daddy's name.

Jesus Damn is kind of badass.

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 08:35 AM
you edited it. nevermind. are you "celebrating" the 10th anniversary of princess diana's death today?No. I am not.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 08:46 AM
He should keep his daddy's name.

Jesus Damn is kind of badass.

He didn't like the ring to it, so he changed it to Christ.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 08:48 AM
So does my father's. ;)

My uncle's name is Jesus.

He never does anything remotely miraculous.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 08:48 AM
Although, he does light his farts on occasion.

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 08:49 AM
My uncles name is chuy and he does nothing miraculous either.

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 08:50 AM
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4332/fridgedoor195923501698sz0.jpg

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 08:50 AM
My uncles name is chuy and he does nothing miraculous either.

But is his last name Damn or Christ?

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 08:51 AM
http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/4332/fridgedoor195923501698sz0.jpg

Jesus is one lucky son of a bitch!!!

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 08:51 AM
Seriously, how can that guy not get laid??

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 08:51 AM
If I go outside with a baseball bat, you think I can get my neighbor's car alarm to stop going?

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 08:53 AM
All he has to do is walk and water and girls will drop their panties.

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 08:53 AM
Walking on water wouldn't be enough for me to drop my panties.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 08:53 AM
If I go outside with a baseball bat, you think I can get my neighbor's car alarm to stop going?

No, but it might make you feel better.

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 08:53 AM
Excuse me- where is my sympathy??? :( :depressed :cry

Did you not read about how my long lost first love and almost boy friend ( long story) is getting married to another girl?

Come on, Quattro!

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 08:54 AM
Walking on water wouldn't be enough for me to drop my panties.

How about levitating?
Or, ascending to heaven?

Levitating gets Chris Angel some ass, I think Jesus could one-up him on that.

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 08:55 AM
Excuse me- where is my sympathy??? :( :depressed :cry

Did you not read about how my long lost first love and almost boy friend ( long story) is getting married to another girl?

Come on, Quattro!Lo siento, angel.

In such situations, I always remind myself of why we broke up. Or, in this case, never got together.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 08:55 AM
Excuse me- where is my sympathy??? :( :depressed :cry

Did you not read about how my long lost first love and almost boy friend ( long story) is getting married to another girl?

Come on, Quattro!

Sorry.

Umm, just get back at him by going out with me.

That might work.

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 08:56 AM
But is his last name Damn or Christ?

I think it's cabron. At least that's what I hear him called a lot.

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 08:56 AM
How about levitating?
Or, ascending to heaven?
Meh... I'd be far more impressed if he were to materialize in my apartment with a latte right now.

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 08:56 AM
Excuse me- where is my sympathy??? :( :depressed :cry

Did you not read about how my long lost first love and almost boy friend ( long story) is getting married to another girl?

Come on, Quattro!

There will be others I'm sure.

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 08:57 AM
That Chris Angel is a mind freak.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 08:57 AM
Meh... I'd be far more impressed if he were to materialize in my apartment with a latte right now.

I'm pretty sure he could do that.
But, I think he'd show up with fish and bread.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 08:58 AM
I think it's cabron. At least that's what I hear him called a lot.

That seems to be a common surname.

I've been mistaken for a "Cabron" from time to time.

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 08:58 AM
and some water for wine.

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 08:58 AM
I'm pretty sure he could do that.
But, I think he'd show up with fish and bread.Fuck that noise. I needs me some coffee.

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 08:59 AM
He could also turn water into some marinara sauce for dipping the bread.

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 08:59 AM
But don't dip the same time he does.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 09:00 AM
Fuck that noise. I needs me some coffee.

He'd probably bring some tea.

Mustard seed tea.

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 09:00 AM
What are his thoughts on double-dipping, I wonder?

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 09:00 AM
He'd probably bring some tea.

Mustard seed tea.Then he'd get kicked the fuck out.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 09:01 AM
However, if he would have been Latino . . . he would be showing up with some Columbian bean.

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 09:02 AM
and salsa.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 09:02 AM
Then he'd get kicked the fuck out.

Don't knock the Mustard seed tea until you have tried it.

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 09:04 AM
Mustard is disgusting in all its forms.

Except as part of a marinade for steak.

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 09:07 AM
No mustard on a hot dog?

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 09:08 AM
Hell naw.

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 09:15 AM
I can't have a hot dog with out mustard.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 09:17 AM
I can't have a hot dog with out mustard.

I'm with you there.

Polish sausage on a bun with mustard and grilled onions . . . . mmmmmm-mmmmm-mmmmm.

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 09:19 AM
I'm with you there.

Polish sausage on a bun with mustard and grilled onions . . . . mmmmmm-mmmmm-mmmmm.I just like the unadorned polish sausage.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 09:20 AM
Mustard is disgusting in all its forms.

Except as part of a marinade for steak.

Now we're talking!!!

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 09:21 AM
I just like the unadorned polish sausage.

It's a damned good thing that I'm a 1/4 Polish then.

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 09:22 AM
Mother fuck!

I need caffeine!!

I suppose I could have some Pepsi...

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 09:25 AM
ashbeeigh is a smelly cunt.

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 09:25 AM
There, I said it.

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 09:26 AM
I had trapped in the closet in my head all night. I wanted to shoot myself.

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 09:26 AM
I heard a song called 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink yesterday. It was brilliant.

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 09:26 AM
Mario has some kick ass moves.

ALVAREZ6
08-30-2007, 09:31 AM
Fuckin A I missed the merge to #7.

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 09:34 AM
Mario has some kick ass moves.

That's the way he spanks his bitches while "hittin' da skins".

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 09:34 AM
That's the way he spanks his bitches while "hittin' da skins".Fuck. That's hawt.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 09:38 AM
I heard a song called 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink yesterday. It was brilliant.

That's a damned good song.

I love the chorus:

"2 in the Pink and 1 in the Stink baaaaaaaby"

ALVAREZ6
08-30-2007, 09:41 AM
I know a fat girl that likes the shocker.

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 09:42 AM
I know a fat girl that likes the shocker.

Did you give it to her?

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 09:42 AM
I know a fat girl that likes the shocker.

Oh yeah and most fat girls like anything you do to them. They are just excited to get attention.

ALVAREZ6
08-30-2007, 09:43 AM
Did you give it to her?Hell no

ALVAREZ6
08-30-2007, 09:44 AM
Oh yeah and most fat girls like anything you do to them. They are just excited to get attention.True.



I wasn't implying I like fat chicks, I just know one that likes the 2 n 1 that's all.

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 09:45 AM
I wasn't implying I like fat chicks, I just know one that likes the 2 n 1 that's all.Getting a little defensive there.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 09:46 AM
Midge is a fat girl.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 09:46 AM
and he gives good head.

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 09:48 AM
and he gives good head.I've heard most fat girls do, though I've never experienced their oral skills personally.

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 09:49 AM
True.



I wasn't implying I like fat chicks, I just know one that likes the 2 n 1 that's all.

Nothing wrong with liking bigger women....nothing at all but always be on top.

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 09:50 AM
I've heard most fat girls do, though I've never experienced their oral skills personally.

It was a plus sized woman who first "finished" me off with her oral skills.

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 09:51 AM
It was a plus sized woman who first "finished" me off with her oral skills.She was probably hungry.

ORION
08-30-2007, 09:54 AM
it looks like manu is telling us to put 2 in the pink

ALVAREZ6
08-30-2007, 09:54 AM
Getting a little defensive there.I'm just tryin to set things straight here.

ALVAREZ6
08-30-2007, 09:55 AM
it looks like manu is telling us to put 2 in the pinkWord

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 10:03 AM
It's cold in here and my nips are fully erect.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 10:04 AM
The Yankees are tied for the Wild Card.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 10:04 AM
They killed Boston last night.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 10:04 AM
The Rocket had a great game.

Viva Las Espuelas
08-30-2007, 10:04 AM
ashbeeigh is a smelly cunt.ouch

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 10:05 AM
It's cold in here and my nips are fully erect.Mine could cut glass, but it isn't particularly cold in here.

ORION
08-30-2007, 10:06 AM
Word
I bet his wife tells him to wear his championship rings while he does it

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 10:07 AM
Lo siento, angel.

In such situations, I always remind myself of why we broke up. Or, in this case, never got together.


His call not mine. But then again, deep down I have no desire to date someone who has forgotten about me for the better part of a decade.


Sorry.

Umm, just get back at him by going out with me.

That might work.

If I told him about you, he'd think I made you up. :)

Thanks guys. :)

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 10:08 AM
Mine could cut glass, but it isn't particularly cold in here.

I'm afraid that they're going to chafe against my shirt.

ORION
08-30-2007, 10:09 AM
It's cold in here and my nips are fully erect.
man that happens here all the time. girls walk around with NHO all the time

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 10:09 AM
I'm afraid that they're going to chafe against my shirt.Use band-aids.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 10:10 AM
If I told him about you, he'd think I made you up. :)


I take it as a "yes"?

Okay, I'll pick you up Saturday at 7 pm.

Wear something nice.

I'll use my powder blue tuxedo.
Don't ask, just go with the flow.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 10:16 AM
Use band-aids.

No thanks.

Just thinking about taking them off . . . . yeeee-ouch!!

ORION
08-30-2007, 10:16 AM
I'm afraid that they're going to chafe against my shirt.
during basketball games if you didn't wear an undershirt while playing during the winter they would hurt like hell

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 10:17 AM
during basketball games if you didn't wear an undershirt while playing during the winter they would hurt like hell

I don't have that problem.

I play in the nude.

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 10:17 AM
I'll use my powder blue tuxedo.
Don't ask, just go with the no.

Okay, no. :lol

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 10:19 AM
Okay, no. :lol

First yes, now no . . .

You're confusing me.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 10:19 AM
I don't have that problem.

I play in the nude.

At that point, I just have to worry about my balls.

ORION
08-30-2007, 10:20 AM
I don't have that problem.

I play in the nude.
no way man ! your dong would be slapping all over the place. don't you hate it when you hit it with your knees. I hate it when that happens

batman2883
08-30-2007, 10:23 AM
oh man my friend hit me right on my elbow last night with a titanium paper holder and i cant bend it now :(

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 10:28 AM
First yes, now no . . .

You're confusing me.


I never said yes- although your offer is the best of the week, so far. :)

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 10:29 AM
oh man my friend hit me right on my elbow last night with a titanium paper holder and i cant bend it now :(


Ouch. Feel better. :)

Get a new friend while you are at it. :lol

batman2883
08-30-2007, 10:33 AM
Ouch. Feel better. :)

Get a new friend while you are at it. :lol
IM GONNA BREAK A BOTTLE ON HIS FACE IS WHAT IM GONNA DO

batman2883
08-30-2007, 10:33 AM
Jason You're Next

ORION
08-30-2007, 10:38 AM
oh man my friend hit me right on my elbow last night while trying to give me a reach around with a titanium paper holder and i cant bend it now :(
we all know this is what happened

ORION
08-30-2007, 10:40 AM
Jason You're Next
That's Mr. Jason

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 10:42 AM
I never said yes- although your offer is the best of the week, so far. :)

Well, if at first you don't succeed . . .

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 10:42 AM
no way man ! your dong would be slapping all over the place. don't you hate it when you hit it with your knees. I hate it when that happens

I tape it to my thighs.

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 10:45 AM
batman dances to the beat of salsa music in order to make people try and believe he is Puerto Rican and not Mexican. Although everybody knows the truth.

ORION
08-30-2007, 10:45 AM
I tape it to my thighs.
yeah I just started wrapping it around my waist like a belt

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 10:46 AM
peewee is wearing his James Worthy jersey today.

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 10:47 AM
Well, if at first you don't succeed . . .


I'm flattered really. :)

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 10:52 AM
batman dances to the beat of salsa music in order to make people try and believe he is Puerto Rican and not Mexican. Although everybody knows the truth.

Why would anyone want to pretend to be Puerto Rican???

Mister Sinister
08-30-2007, 10:53 AM
My dad's last name is "Beelzebub," y'know.

Mister Sinister
08-30-2007, 10:53 AM
Also, I hate you all and wish nothing but bad things on all of you.

Viva Las Espuelas
08-30-2007, 10:54 AM
batman dances to the beat of salsa music in order to make people try and believe he is Puerto Rican and not Mexican. all puerto rican should be shot in the face and set on fire. sorry if i offend, but not really. VIVA ZAPATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 10:56 AM
Also, I hate you all and wish nothing but bad things on all of you.


Luckily you're not the boss of me. :)

Mister Sinister
08-30-2007, 10:56 AM
Luckily you're not the boss of me. :)
No, but that won't stop me wishing misfortune on you.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 10:58 AM
peewee is wearing his James Worthy jersey today.

Fuck. Off.

Dick Nibbler.

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 11:00 AM
I am so retarded. I went to bed early because I needed extra sleep. So what do I do? I get up at 4 am and e-mail my " ex" or whatever he is.

Then I spent so much time obsessing over the whole situation that I was nearly late for work.
I had no time for breakfast so I'll be hungry my whole shift.

I'm sleepng, starving, grumpy and it is all my own doing.

Genius V.

But enough about me. Let's talk about Billups. :)

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 11:00 AM
Fuck. Off.

Dick Nibbler.I think I just invented "sack spackler."

I don't know exactly what it means, but I'm going to start using it daily.

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 11:02 AM
No, but that won't stop me wishing misfortune on you.


Read my most recent post. This is not the day to mess with me. I'll take you down right here. right now.

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 11:02 AM
:lol

Mister Sinister
08-30-2007, 11:04 AM
Read my most recent post. This is not the day to mess with me. I'll take you down right here. right now.
If I were wearing footwear of any kind, I'd be quakin' in it.

Mister Sinister
08-30-2007, 11:04 AM
But as it stands, I'm laying in bed. With my plushies.

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 11:05 AM
If I were wearing footwear of any kind, I'd be quakin' in it.


:lol

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 11:05 AM
What the hell is a plushie?

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 11:07 AM
What the hell is a plushie?


Aren't they those fluffy pillows that usually come in pink and purple and look great on a day bed?

Mister Sinister
08-30-2007, 11:07 AM
What the hell is a plushie?
It's a plush doll. I have three. All of which are from Gundam.

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 11:07 AM
Aren't they those fluffy pillows that usually come in pink and purple and look great on a day bed?

What's the difference between a day bed and night bed?

Mister Sinister
08-30-2007, 11:08 AM
What's the difference between a day bed and night bed?
Yes.

Silver21_Black20
08-30-2007, 11:08 AM
I think I'm going to lurk in (7). Just like 1Billups1.

Mister Sinister
08-30-2007, 11:08 AM
I think I'm going to lurk in (7). Just like 1Billups1.
You already failed, then.

ShoogarBear
08-30-2007, 11:11 AM
New thread. And I wanted to leave this in the old Quattro.

I just found the one guy I used to be seriously in love with on my space, although I am not anymore.
I sent him a message. I am not sure why.
Actually, I do.

He disappeared, like literally, on me and I've always wanted to know why.
He has a girl friend ( maybe wife) now. She's cute.

Just so weird that I found him. Back in the day ( when I was like 19) I tried really hard to find him and got zip. Now I barely tried and hear he is. :wtf

A mistake? Maybe but it is done now.www.myspace.com/rasho

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 11:14 AM
What's the difference between a day bed and night bed?

Good question. I have no answer.

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 11:15 AM
www.myspace.com/rasho


It's not Rasho.
Although thanks for bringing up yet another guy who has absolutely no interest in me.
Just what I needed. :pctoss

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 11:16 AM
www.myspace.com/rasho


haha- that's an actual my space. :lol

Mister Sinister
08-30-2007, 11:17 AM
:wakeup Hm....what should I do for breakfast?

ORION
08-30-2007, 11:20 AM
you should see how big our pot luck is today. 3 tables full of food

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 11:22 AM
I had migas

ORION
08-30-2007, 11:23 AM
:wakeup Hm....what should I do for breakfast?
power puff girls cereal

Mister Sinister
08-30-2007, 11:24 AM
power puff girls cereal
Tempting. But I may just go into work, buy some lunchmeat, and go with that.

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 11:25 AM
:wakeup Hm....what should I do for breakfast?


Buy breakfast tacos and bring me some pls.
Egg, potato, bacon and cheese. Orange juice too. :)

Mister Sinister
08-30-2007, 11:26 AM
Buy breakfast tacos and bring me some pls.
Egg, potato, bacon and cheese. Orange juice too. :)
:lmao I'm up in Illinois, you know.

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 11:30 AM
I'm up for some tacos

Mister Sinister
08-30-2007, 11:31 AM
Well, I've decided. Sammiches it is. I shall return shortly. Until then, I bid you all a fond "GTFO MY INTERNET!"

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 11:31 AM
:lmao I'm up in Illinois, you know.

The Fighting Illini!!

Mister Sinister
08-30-2007, 11:32 AM
The Fighting Illini!!
I live about 3 hours from there. Bunch of family in C-U, as well.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 11:33 AM
I think I just invented "sack spackler."

I don't know exactly what it means, but I'm going to start using it daily.

I think I'll use it too.

Exactly how do you spackle a sack?
Just curious here.

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 11:36 AM
:lmao I'm up in Illinois, you know.


It's a holiday weekend. Great time for a trip here. :lol

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 11:36 AM
Free Hot Dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 11:37 AM
I just ate a hot dog (w/chili and cheese), patoto chips, an eggroll, and two little chicken taquitos.

AND IT WAS ALL FREE!!!!!!!!!!

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 11:37 AM
Plus, there was a lot of hot titties walking around.

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 11:37 AM
Well, I've decided. Sammiches it is.

It seems that all this kid eats is sandwiches. He must be malnourished.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 11:38 AM
I saw some ashbeeigh-esque titty walking around.

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 11:38 AM
I just ate a hot dog (w/chili and cheese), patoto chips, an eggroll, and two little chicken taquitos.

AND IT WAS ALL FREE!!!!!!!!!!


This you tell the girl who only has now and laters for her lunch. :nope

:lol

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 11:40 AM
I saw some ashbeeigh-esque titty walking around.

The real ones or the midge impostor ones?

Mixability
08-30-2007, 11:42 AM
all puerto rican should be shot in the face and set on fire. sorry if i offend, but not really. VIVA ZAPATA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Especially the ones who just HAVE TO hang a PR flag from their rear view mirror. :pctoss

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 11:47 AM
J-Lo has gone down hill.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 11:48 AM
This you tell the girl who only has now and laters for her lunch. :nope

:lol

Sorry.

I just had to brag.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 11:49 AM
The real ones or the midge impostor ones?

The real ones.

You have an impressive set.

Silver21_Black20
08-30-2007, 11:50 AM
peewee, did midge tell you about the Missions tix I have? Do you want them?

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 11:52 AM
ashbeeigh at the age of 40.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/hotboxsx6.jpg

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 11:53 AM
ashbeeigh as a child.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/heythrefh3.jpg

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 11:54 AM
ashbeeigh at this moment.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/dolbaeb5pc1.jpg

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 11:54 AM
ashbeeigh's future husband

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/576morningsmoke3hs.jpg

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 11:55 AM
Their future child.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/untitled341hf.jpg

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 11:55 AM
Her future child dancing at a party at the age of 45.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/hairdancerdude6yq.jpg

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 11:56 AM
ashbeeigh's first lesbian experience.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/Rosie_Donnell_wideweb__430x426.jpg

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 11:57 AM
What I do when I see ashbeeigh's avatar.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/zeke_vomit.jpg

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 12:02 PM
Midge, your photobucket collection scares me.

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 12:04 PM
I'm just showing the tames ones.

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 12:05 PM
Ewwwww, Midge!

I am glad now I had no lunch cause those pics would have made me lose it.

ORION
08-30-2007, 12:06 PM
midge what will I look like when I'm 40 ? ........This should be good

Mixability
08-30-2007, 12:07 PM
ashbeeigh as a child.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/heythrefh3.jpg

This one looks like it could be authentic.

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 12:07 PM
midge what will I look like when I'm 40 ? ........This should be good

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/starwars_carriefisher_14.jpg

ORION
08-30-2007, 12:11 PM
http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/starwars_carriefisher_14.jpg
man I'd never leave the house. I'd be all over myself

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 12:13 PM
I'm bored Midget. What will I look like at age 40?

Mister Sinister
08-30-2007, 12:43 PM
WTF....I go to get lunchmeat and some other shit, and this is what I come back to?!

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 12:53 PM
This just in: I am finished with my pity party. :)

Mister Sinister
08-30-2007, 01:01 PM
This just in: I am finished with my pity party. :)
This just in: Cookies are delicious. Oh, and I hate you all. And such.

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 01:04 PM
I may have to get up God awfully early tomorrow for this Princess Diana thing. Prince William is going to speak.

ShoogarBear
08-30-2007, 01:14 PM
Princess Diana thing? Are they going to exhume her?

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 01:18 PM
Lady Di was hot

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 01:24 PM
She was too good looking for Charles.

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 01:25 PM
I think that is why he always wanted Camilla. So he would be the better looking one.

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 01:25 PM
That is what I think.

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 01:27 PM
Princess Diana thing? Are they going to exhume her?

I'd watch that and then pay $5 to feel her boob.

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 01:33 PM
Princess Diana thing? Are they going to exhume her?

10 year anniversary "thanksgiving" celwbration at kensington. 4am.

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 01:36 PM
This is for ashbeeigh.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/jesusgtfo5uo.gif

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 01:38 PM
I'm bored Midget. What will I look like at age 40?

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/poop8nm.jpg

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 01:40 PM
hello?

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 01:41 PM
Is anybody out there?

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 01:51 PM
I hate it when this happens

ORION
08-30-2007, 01:52 PM
I just got beat down on NFL Blitz

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 01:52 PM
I just got done talking to myself

Viva Las Espuelas
08-30-2007, 01:58 PM
Especially the ones who just HAVE TO hang a PR flag from their rear view mirror. :pctossthey all do. them and cubans have to go.

Viva Las Espuelas
08-30-2007, 02:00 PM
I may have to get up God awfully early tomorrow for this Princess Diana thing. Prince William is going to speak.now i officially hate you like everybody else. what is it with the world's fascination over that skank?

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 02:19 PM
I'd watch that and then pay $5 to feel her boob.

Fuck that!

I just want her right nipple so I can use it as a pendant.

ORION
08-30-2007, 02:21 PM
Fuck that!

I just want her right nipple so I can use it as a pendant.
I hate to break up your wet dream but she is just a bag of bones right now. Maybe if you bought a bunch of silly puddy you can make her some new skin. If you do that then give me a call

Mister Sinister
08-30-2007, 02:21 PM
I hate to break up your wet dream but she is just a bag of bones right now. Maybe if you bought a bunch of silly puddy you can make her some new skin. If you do that then give me a call
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I can't hear you LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 02:28 PM
peewee, did midge tell you about the Missions tix I have? Do you want them?

Midge told me, but I don't think I can go.

I'll let you know.

ORION
08-30-2007, 02:35 PM
I'm back on the winning track

ORION
08-30-2007, 02:35 PM
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I can't hear you LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
well quit saying " LA LA LA LA"

Silver21_Black20
08-30-2007, 02:36 PM
Anyone want Missions tix?

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 02:37 PM
Anyone want Missions tix?


When is the game? I might. :)

Silver21_Black20
08-30-2007, 02:38 PM
When is the game? I might. :)

I think the last home game is tomorrow.

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 02:40 PM
I think the last home game is tomorrow.


AH, I'll be at the arena then. Thx anyway.
:)

Richard Cranium
08-30-2007, 02:40 PM
Fuck that!

I just want her right nipple so I can use it as a pendant.

By now it looks like Janet Jackson's weather beaten nipple.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 02:41 PM
By now it looks like Janet Jackson's weather beaten nipple.

I'll take it.

:)

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 02:43 PM
Anyone want Missions tix?

Offer them to SequSpur. He always wants free tickets to shit.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 02:44 PM
I think the last home game is tomorrow.

I want Luxury Box tickets to a Silver Stars playoff game.

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 02:48 PM
I want Luxury Box tickets to a Silver Stars playoff game.

Make friends with a dyke.

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 02:49 PM
Actually you could probably pass as a bull dyke. Just spike your hair. You could probably stand outside the arena and will eventually be hit on by a lesbian with a suite.

Silver21_Black20
08-30-2007, 02:56 PM
I want Luxury Box tickets to a Silver Stars playoff game.

You are not that important.

Mister Sinister
08-30-2007, 02:57 PM
You are not that important.
:lol Am *I* that important?

ORION
08-30-2007, 04:15 PM
man I am stuffed

ShoogarBear
08-30-2007, 04:29 PM
man I am stuffedOh, no punchline to be found here.

ORION
08-30-2007, 04:41 PM
Oh, no punchline to be found here.
with food and no you can't stuff me

ORION
08-30-2007, 04:45 PM
so its just me and you 1Billiups1 .........draw !

1Billups1
08-30-2007, 04:48 PM
Fuck you.

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 04:49 PM
Fuck you.


Holy fuck!

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-30-2007, 04:49 PM
Fuck you.

Holy ass. I'm around for one of these.

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 04:50 PM
What else do you have to say Billups?

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 04:51 PM
Fuck you.

My new sig.

Now, fuck you 1Billups1. Fuck you.

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 04:53 PM
This thread should be closed.

1Billups 1
08-30-2007, 04:53 PM
Fuck you.

You fucking tell these fucks!!

ShoogarBear
08-30-2007, 04:55 PM
Holeee crap.

1Billups1's last previous post: 08-25-2005, 08:10 PM

SpursWoman
08-30-2007, 04:58 PM
I think Orion should get a Spur. :lol

monosylab1k
08-30-2007, 04:58 PM
Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh SHIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT

monosylab1k
08-30-2007, 04:59 PM
now that 1Billups1 has broken the silence, nobody gives a fuck about him. Way to make yourself completely irrelevent you douche.

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 05:00 PM
I think Orion should get a Spur. :lol

I second that.

Spurminator
08-30-2007, 05:00 PM
So, "draw" is the magic word. Well done Orion.

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 05:01 PM
I second that.

I agree.

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 05:01 PM
Maybe 1Billups1 has ALS and it took him two years to move his arms toward the keyboard.