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florige
08-30-2007, 01:55 PM
What do you do for a living? If your a student what is your career goal? Just being nosey..... :)

I'm a police officer in Baltimore City. My goal is to eventually get in with the FBI.

Mister Sinister
08-30-2007, 01:56 PM
Deli clerk.

Shelly
08-30-2007, 01:59 PM
I telecommute for my dad doing his bookkeeping. I also do the books for my husband's and business.

midgetonadonkey
08-30-2007, 02:02 PM
I work at a library.

spurs_fan_in_exile
08-30-2007, 02:02 PM
I run the Student Information and Assistance Center at a university. Most of my job duties involve screwing around on the internet all day long.

Shelly
08-30-2007, 02:03 PM
Oh, and I'm a Domestic Goddess.

florige
08-30-2007, 02:03 PM
Oh I forgot to mention that I also work as a male dancer part time.

SpursWoman
08-30-2007, 02:03 PM
Senior accountant for a specialty sporting goods retailer.

leemajors
08-30-2007, 02:03 PM
customer relations at apple. i get yelled at all day.

samikeyp
08-30-2007, 02:05 PM
Corporate Travel Agent, chief bottle washer and devil-may-care flying fool.

florige
08-30-2007, 02:05 PM
I run the Student Information and Assistance Center at a university. Most of my job duties involve screwing around on the internet all day long.


I always wish I wasn't stupid when it came to computers.... I can log on and download Norton's, but other than that..... :oops

inconvertible
08-30-2007, 02:07 PM
I run the Student Information and Assistance Center at a university. Most of my job duties involve screwing around on the internet all day long.


do you know mendy?

spurs_fan_in_exile
08-30-2007, 02:15 PM
I always wish I wasn't stupid when it came to computers.... I can log on and download Norton's, but other than that..... :oops
:lol I don't know shit about computers either. We mostly handle stuff like giving directions around campus and helping people figure out what office they need to take their problems to. My REAL job responsibilities are the usual manager stuff like the hiring, scheduling, and training. It's pretty rare that I have 8 hours of actual work to do on any given day though, so I end up on the clock and getting paid to surf the net.

In fact, I just made a little money while I was typing this. I love my job. :spin

And no, I don't know anyone named Mendy, Inconvertible. I know a Mandy, but it's been a while since I've even spoken to her.

Ginobilly
08-30-2007, 02:19 PM
22 year old Sancho to older divorced women in the Northside. I give them Dick and good time and they buy me clothes,food and pay for my college. somebody gotta do it.

angel_luv
08-30-2007, 02:30 PM
I have two jobs. One as a hostess and another as guest service rep. In addition I work from time to time as a nanny and house/ dog sitter.

2Blonde
08-30-2007, 02:36 PM
I don't work anymore due to health reasons. But my background is Medical Sales. Now I'm just a frustrated amateur artist & stay at home slave.

florige
08-30-2007, 02:37 PM
:lol I don't know shit about computers either. We mostly handle stuff like giving directions around campus and helping people figure out what office they need to take their problems to. My REAL job responsibilities are the usual manager stuff like the hiring, scheduling, and training. It's pretty rare that I have 8 hours of actual work to do on any given day though, so I end up on the clock and getting paid to surf the net.

In fact, I just made a little money while I was typing this. I love my job. :spin

And no, I don't know anyone named Mendy, Inconvertible. I know a Mandy, but it's been a while since I've even spoken to her.


I work at night and things don't start getting interesting for us until folks start waking up. Now weekends it's normally nonstop madness as you can imagine. Like I know this weekend is going to be outrageous! Holiday weekends always are. At least around here anyway.

tlongII
08-30-2007, 02:41 PM
I am a retired porn star.

Jimcs50
08-30-2007, 02:43 PM
I am a retired porn star.

Gay porn was getting passe', I hear.

Jimcs50
08-30-2007, 02:44 PM
I am a dentist in private practice and oh, a semi professional poker player.

:)

averageusaconsumer
08-30-2007, 02:44 PM
I don't work anymore due to health reasons. But my background is Medical Sales. Now I'm just a frustrated amateur artist & stay at home slave.


It must be hard being the hottest spurstalk MILF.

Mister Sinister
08-30-2007, 02:45 PM
Gay porn was getting passe', I hear.
He was in a lot of gay beastiality pr0n, actually.

Shelly
08-30-2007, 02:48 PM
He was in a lot of gay beastiality pr0n, actually.

:lol Sheep Porn for all!

CosmicCowboy
08-30-2007, 02:52 PM
I just talk on the phone, play on the internet, and think about and plan what I'm gonna do after work and on the weekends.

CavsSuperFan
08-30-2007, 02:55 PM
I am a male model...Generally “The before Photos” for all of these fad diets....

I also swipe the receipts at SAMS Club....I have an extensive pocket pen collection...

JoeChalupa
08-30-2007, 02:55 PM
I'm a Senior Client Account Executive.


Okay, glorified customer service rep. :oops

tlongII
08-30-2007, 02:59 PM
In my spare time I do extensive research in the field of animal husbandry.

Ed Helicopter Jones
08-30-2007, 03:08 PM
Right now I wash the lettuce...but soon, they'll move me up to fries...then the drive-thru...and then it's management baby. And that's when the big bucks start rolling in!!

Shelly
08-30-2007, 03:10 PM
Right now I wash the lettuce...but soon, they'll move me up to fries...then the drive-thru...and then it's management baby. And that's when the big bucks start rolling in!!

But...but... but...that's what you said LAST year!!!!

BurgerKing
08-30-2007, 03:11 PM
Right now I wash the lettuce...but soon, they'll move me up to fries...then the drive-thru...and then it's management baby. And that's when the big bucks start rolling in!!

Think again. You'd better start doing things my way...or its the highway!!

Johnny_Blaze_47
08-30-2007, 03:13 PM
Sports correspondent and part-time copy editor for a major metropolitan newspaper as well as a freelance journalist.

LuvBones
08-30-2007, 03:14 PM
I just talk on the phone, play on the internet, and think about and plan what I'm gonna do after work and on the weekends.lol that's pretty much what I do.

Ed Helicopter Jones
08-30-2007, 03:16 PM
But...but... but...that's what you said LAST year!!!!


It's tough to wash that lettuce correctly. At least that's what my manager keeps telling me.

Shelly
08-30-2007, 03:18 PM
It's tough to wash that lettuce correctly. At least that's what my manager keeps telling me.


I'm sure Ducks could give you some tips...living in Yuma and all.

florige
08-30-2007, 03:19 PM
Right now I wash the lettuce...but soon, they'll move me up to fries...then the drive-thru...and then it's management baby. And that's when the big bucks start rolling in!!


Are there any openings?? :)

BigBeezie
08-30-2007, 03:40 PM
I'm a Senior Systems Engineer.

I pretty much either read tech stuff on-line, check MySpace or my fantasy football page...

thispego
08-30-2007, 03:55 PM
american cancer society :shootme

to21
08-30-2007, 04:23 PM
Network Administration

If any of your kids go to school in Northside, tell them I'm watching them.

Medvedenko
08-30-2007, 04:47 PM
Branch Manager of a logistics company....warehousing, distribution etc.....

ashbeeigh
08-30-2007, 04:52 PM
unemployed college graduate and slave for my parents.

loveThe23
08-30-2007, 05:06 PM
Student, i work at Red Robin usually almost every day after school. no fucking life. :depressed

mrsmaalox
08-30-2007, 05:08 PM
General surgery....but for the last 9 years I'm a house slave--er, I mean "wife"

Soul_Patch
08-30-2007, 05:10 PM
My email sig says "Senior Content Manager for Knowledge Exchange and Virtual Library. MedLearn Site Administrator"


Basically that translates into i get paid 50k a year to work about 8hrs a week.

oh..and i work from home....booyah...so basically i get paid to do nothing...

Soul_Patch
08-30-2007, 05:11 PM
oh..if any of you are AFMS Members and use any of the sites i admin...that was a joke..i work my ass off for you every day...90hrs a week usually. :reading

tlongII
08-30-2007, 05:16 PM
I am a plasma donor.

tlongII
08-30-2007, 05:17 PM
I don't feel very well right now.......kinda weak. :(

CosmicCowboy
08-30-2007, 05:19 PM
I am a plasma donor.

TLong, you should sell sperm too. You could probably get at least $20 per mouthfull...

E20
08-30-2007, 05:20 PM
I use to be a Full time student and have a part time job. Now I'm just gonna be a student. I dont' really have that much use for money right now.

Ballcox
08-30-2007, 05:22 PM
Liscenced Counselor/Therapist, I listen to people complain about their lives all day..................why the hell do I continue to come to this site? :lol

tlongII
08-30-2007, 05:28 PM
TLong, you should sell sperm too. You could probably get at least $20 per mouthfull...

Saliva kills sperm cells. Wouldn't work.

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 05:31 PM
I'm a student majoring in Art History.

So, basically, I plan to be a student at various levels for years and years and years until I finally give in to the reality that there isn't a single career opportunity in my field of study that I actually want to do for a living and just give it all up to go back to being a secretary.

Should be fun for a while, though.

mrsmaalox
08-30-2007, 05:45 PM
I'm a student majoring in Art History.

So, basically, I plan to be a student at various levels for years and years and years until I finally give in to the reality that there isn't a single career opportunity in my field of study that I actually want to do for a living and just give it all up to go back to being a secretary.

Should be fun for a while, though.
One of my high school friends has a degree in Art History and now has a super cushie, high paying job at the Library of Congress copyright dept---perusing art history books and videos all day! Lives in a gorgeous brownstone in Georgetown---it's a wonderful life.

CuckingFunt
08-30-2007, 05:47 PM
One of my high school friends has a degree in Art History and now has a super cushie, high paying job at the Library of Congress copyright dept---perusing art history books and videos all day! Lives in a gorgeous brownstone in Georgetown---it's a wonderful life.Cool.

Now all I have to do is focus on stealing their job. :spin

ObiwanGinobili
08-30-2007, 06:27 PM
personal chef, assistant, manager, live-in housekeeper, nanny, money manager, part time chaufer and all around 'go to guy'.

Kori Ellis
08-30-2007, 06:39 PM
I am a freelance sports writer, plus I write about San Antonio, fashion, beauty and a multitude of other things.

Basically, I write about 12 hours a day from home, while helping timvp with his companies and babysitting.. umm.. I mean moderating SpursTalk.

Shelly
08-30-2007, 06:44 PM
I think babysitting is the correct term :lol

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 06:46 PM
I have two jobs. One as a hot hostess and another as a cat walking lingerie model. In addition I work from time to time as a nanny and house/ dog sitter.

Interesting.

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 06:49 PM
I'm a super dandy librarian.

Well, library assistant really.

DannyT
08-30-2007, 07:05 PM
network security admin

Bigzax
08-30-2007, 07:25 PM
i enter those food eating contests,
but i never place
cuz i like to pace myself and really enjoy a good meal.

marini martini
08-30-2007, 07:26 PM
Micro manager, by day. :dramaquee Marini, by night. :toast

Professional entertainer on the weekends. :clap :spin :clap

peewee's lovechild
08-30-2007, 07:46 PM
Professional entertainer on the weekends. :clap :spin :clap

Hmmmmm . . .

1369
08-30-2007, 07:47 PM
Project Manager for a heavy industrial construction company

mrsmaalox
08-30-2007, 07:51 PM
personal chef, assistant, manager, live-in housekeeper, nanny, money manager, part time chaufer and all around 'go to guy'.
Ummm,not to pile any more onto you, but I think you forgot "nurse" :clap

ducks
08-30-2007, 07:56 PM
Sports correspondent and part-time copy editor for a major metropolitan newspaper as well as a freelance journalist.
no wonder why you get ticked when I do nto splle thngsi tighr :fro

ducks
08-30-2007, 07:56 PM
I'm a super dandy librarian.

Well, library assistant really.
in yuma anyhow they get paid decent for that

timvp
08-30-2007, 08:02 PM
Professional Interpersonal Network Communication Creatives and Engineering Officer

pseudofan
08-30-2007, 08:36 PM
I'm a bouncer.

In the daytime I'm an analyst at a financial institution....

cherylsteele
08-30-2007, 09:44 PM
Oh I forgot to mention that I also work as a male dancer part time.
You want to join the FBI with a job like this on your past?
Good luck!!

marini martini
08-30-2007, 09:47 PM
I think he/she would fit right in :toast

mrsmaalox
08-30-2007, 10:10 PM
You want to join the FBI with a job like this on your past?
Good luck!!
It could be his disguise on covert operations.! I think they need him!

Sonia_TX
08-30-2007, 10:17 PM
I work from home. Data Entry/Medical Billing. Easy but boring... every few hours I log off from work, nap, get online, watch tv, run errands... fun stuff. :)

L.I.T
08-30-2007, 10:22 PM
I used to be a fund manager, now I work in my family's firm.

Translation: professional bum.

sa_butta
08-31-2007, 07:44 AM
Government & Military Travel Agent.

sa_butta
08-31-2007, 07:45 AM
Professional Interpersonal Network Communication Creatives and Engineering OfficerSo basically you just sit at home and play on the computer all day??

florige
08-31-2007, 08:04 AM
You want to join the FBI with a job like this on your past?
Good luck!!



:lol I was only joking. My real job may be more of a disqualifier than the dancing thing with the way things are going in this department.

peewee's lovechild
08-31-2007, 08:09 AM
You want to join the FBI with a job like this on your past?
Good luck!!

The spirit of J. Edgar Hoover says that it's not such a bad thing.

florige
08-31-2007, 08:16 AM
The spirit of J. Edgar Hoover says that it's not such a bad thing.


:lol

Ronaldo McDonald
08-31-2007, 09:18 AM
I'm a student majoring in Art History.

So, basically, I plan to be a student at various levels for years and years and years until I finally give in to the reality that there isn't a single career opportunity in my field of study that I actually want to do for a living and just give it all up to go back to being a secretary.

Should be fun for a while, though.

why not teach it at the college or high school level?

CuckingFunt
08-31-2007, 09:25 AM
why not teach it at the college or high school level?I'm not cut out for teaching.

There are actually a lot of things I can do with the degree that I would really enjoy, I just joke because teaching is both the most common and the least interesting.

2centsworth
08-31-2007, 10:23 AM
Certified Financial Planner(r)

gay abc
08-31-2007, 01:18 PM
client accounting supervisor for the world's largest lawfirm - district of columbia office - right across the street from the whitehouse :)

tlongII
08-31-2007, 01:27 PM
I have decided to become a semi-nude model.

peewee's lovechild
08-31-2007, 01:33 PM
I have decided to become a semi-nude model.

I have decided to laugh at that.

SpursWoman
08-31-2007, 01:37 PM
I'm about to go into the boat making business. :fro

xrayzebra
08-31-2007, 02:14 PM
[QUOTE=Jimcs50]I am a dentist in private practice and oh, a semi professional poker player.

Jim, you didn't tell all...........

Actually, he wants to be the next Arnold Palmer, failed
at that, so now he wants to play poker.......LOL

Jim is a fustrated golfer......but still better than me..no
doubt about that..... :p:

tlongII
08-31-2007, 02:16 PM
Perhaps I will open a delicatessan...

xrayzebra
08-31-2007, 02:16 PM
I am an unemployed roofer......are you leaking.

Sportcamper
08-31-2007, 02:27 PM
Hal... (http://www.specialoperations.com/Schools/Army_Sniper/SNIPER06.jpg)At his job....

METALMiKE
08-31-2007, 03:43 PM
I work at Seltzer's Lebanon Bologna :) I throw the bolognas up in the smokehouses so they can get hung and smoked.It's a pretty dirty job but its fun.

Cant_Be_Mated
08-31-2007, 03:48 PM
forum cocksucker

George Gervin's Afro
08-31-2007, 03:50 PM
I am a proffessional forum poster..

peewee's lovechild
08-31-2007, 04:48 PM
I work at Seltzer's Lebanon Bologna :) I throw the bolognas up in the smokehouses so they can get hung and smoked.It's a pretty dirty job but its fun.

Where the hell is that?

timvp
08-31-2007, 04:53 PM
Professional Interpersonal Network Communication Creatives and Engineering Officer
So basically you just sit at home and play on the computer all day??

No, I take my job of posting on SpursTalk very seriously :smokin

Melmart1
08-31-2007, 07:37 PM
I am a freelance writer and copy editor working from home.

Brodels
08-31-2007, 10:22 PM
Healthcare public relations.

emo serb
08-31-2007, 10:56 PM
im a student, i'm a server at weddings. i take care of the dishes and bring out salads and breads and sometimes the food and yeah, its not a bad job lol, you only work like once a week and its gotten me a ps3 and hdtv lol.

Big P
08-31-2007, 11:31 PM
I work for the railroad & in my spare time I work for a mortgage broker as a loan officer.

DieMrBond
09-01-2007, 04:51 AM
I do Multimedia Design for a company in Perth - we mostly make DVDs and CD-ROMS for mining companies... HSE Inductions, Promos, etc etc. Fun fun fun!

Ginofan
09-01-2007, 05:24 AM
I'm an assistant office admin. for a methadone clinic half the day. The other half I'm a pharmacy technician at a local pharmacy.

mrsmaalox
09-01-2007, 08:53 AM
I work at Seltzer's Lebanon Bologna :) I throw the bolognas up in the smokehouses so they can get hung and smoked.It's a pretty dirty job but its fun.
Are you in the Amish country near York? York is one of my favorite places!

florige
09-01-2007, 09:26 AM
im a student, i'm a server at weddings. i take care of the dishes and bring out salads and breads and sometimes the food and yeah, its not a bad job lol, you only work like once a week and its gotten me a ps3 and hdtv lol.


Heck no nothing is wrong with that!!! :tu

UV Ray
09-01-2007, 11:27 AM
I work at a library.

I'm homeless and live at the library. We should do lunch.

KEDA
09-02-2007, 06:35 AM
I play with hams, ALL DAY!

SpursWoman
09-02-2007, 06:38 AM
Are you in the Amish country near York? York is one of my favorite places!

York, PA? I've got family there ... it's gorgeous. :)

METALMiKE
09-03-2007, 04:22 PM
Where the hell is that?

It's in Palmyra,PA

METALMiKE
09-03-2007, 04:26 PM
Are you in the Amish country near York? York is one of my favorite places!

I live in Lebanon,PA , about an hour away from York. I see Amish all the time in their carriages and at Wal-Mart. :lol

Findog
09-03-2007, 07:02 PM
I run the Student Information and Assistance Center at a university. Most of my job duties involve screwing around on the internet all day long.

I work for the federal government, and wouldn't you know it, our job description is exactly the same!

T Park
09-03-2007, 08:03 PM
I work for the federal government, and wouldn't you know it, our job description is exactly the same!


:lol

No wonder my taxes are so damn high....

fraga
09-03-2007, 08:15 PM
Is "Man Whore" an occupation...

spursincharge
09-03-2007, 10:13 PM
I do ticket sales, marketing, promotions, and write for the newsletter for an NBA D-League franchise.

SAtoDallas
09-04-2007, 12:18 PM
My job sucks. I'm a Project/Construction manager in the wireless telecommunications industry.

Rogbok
09-04-2007, 02:07 PM
I am a software engineer

Das Texan
09-04-2007, 09:28 PM
Petroleum landman
Realtor
Masters' Student

1Parker1
09-04-2007, 10:29 PM
Sr Financial Analyst @ a pharma company.

It's actually a lot funner than it sounds. :lol

Samr
09-04-2007, 10:51 PM
For the relevant purposes of this thread, I work in a day care center (at the front desk, not in a classroom... most of the time).

I love my job, love the business, and love that I am able to positively influence the lives of children. It sounds all corny and shit to say that, but really the job is a great fit for me.

Other than that, I'm just a college student trying to major in English writing and claiming a focus/minor in pre-law. I'm going back to school next semester after a surgery recovery was timed perfectly with the start of this one.