I need moderators

[ashrafabdeljaber]

Hey guys I just opened a new site at www.nbaforumz.com. Im looking to recruit some moderators. If anyone is interested please join the site and post.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

If it pays more than $150,000 per year you've got yourself a deal.

[ashrafabdeljaber]

Well what I mean is volunteer.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No deal.

[Kori Ellis]

I asked you once nicely to not spam the forum. I'll just contact your webhosting company next time.

[lil'mo]

hahaha, hire

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I asked you once nicely to not spam the forum. I'll just contact your webhosting company next time.


I think you've just been Kowned, mister "I couldn't even pretend to be able to determine what in the hell your handle means" spammer guy.

[whottt]

Take your lame azzzzzzzzzzzzz web zite and shove it the fuck up your azzzzzzzzzz.

[whottt]

Nobody givez a fuck about your lilttle punk website with a z.

[cornbread]

Moderating all 4 of your registered members is beyond my skill level.

[whottt]

Just kidding...

There's this dude name Norcal here...he's the guy you want.

[ashrafabdeljaber]

Well I started building the site today and finished today obviously you're not going to find 1000 members already. I want moderators who can help me promote this site also.

[Kori Ellis]

Well I started building the site today and finished today obviously you're not going to find 1000 members already. I want moderators who can help me promote this site also.

Promoting your site shouldn't consist of going to high traffic forums and spamming - it makes you look bush league.

Instead of spamming, try posting something worth reading on your forum. That's the only way you will get consistent visitors.

[BacktoBasics]

I doubt his web hoster gives a shit. Crappy forum anyhow.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well I started building the site today and finished today obviously you're not going to find 1000 members already. I want moderators who can help me promote this site also.

The only marketing tip I will give you. The rest cost money.

Bravatars. Early. Often.

[Kori Ellis]

I doubt his web hoster gives a shit. Crappy forum anyhow.

Umm.. webhosting companies will remove you if you are spamming or being abusive. It's pretty commonplace.

[ashrafabdeljaber]

Well even if I had nice quality topics on my site, theres no point of showing them here because then you'll just blame me for spamming. Think of the logic of what you just said

[Kori Ellis]

Well even if I had nice quality topics on my site, theres no point of showing them here because then you'll just blame me for spamming. Think of the logic of what you just said

No - I accused you of spamming, dumbass because you posted three topics in five minutes about how you needed moderators. If you had a decent topic, you would be allowed to post here and link to it.

Don't try to give me lessons on how to build up a forum. This forum only started in 2003 and had nearly 3 million page views in the month of June.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No - I accused you of spamming, dumbass because you posted three topics in five minutes about how you needed moderators. If you had a decent topic, you would be allowed to post here and link to it.

Don't try to give me lessons on how to build up a forum. This forum only started in 2003 and had nearly 3 million page views in June.


http://www.playwithlinn.com/Images/funny%20pics/oh%20snap.jpg

I just really wanted a good place to post that one again.

[ashrafabdeljaber]

Wow can you at least help me build my forum please

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Wow can you at least help me build my forum please

See posts 15, 16.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I just really wanted a good place to post that one again.


:lol

[whottt]

Don't call them forumz. It makes you seem 10.

[whottt]

And aren't you really looking for morderatorz anyway?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What's a "morderator"?

[ashrafabdeljaber]

Yes I am. Im trying to promote my site WITH THE HELP OF SPURSTALK.com

[whottt]

What's a "morderator"?


It's a word that'll separate dumbazzez from those that can tell a typo...real quick.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Yes I am. Im trying to promote my site WITH THE HELP OF SPURSTALK.com

See post 22.

[ashrafabdeljaber]

cant you guys at least register to my site please!!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Wow can you at least help me build my forum please

Join this forum for a few years, prove to the insightful that you're the true power behind the thrown, pray Timvp or Kori goes Dusty and starts lopping heads, then start the next revolution bringing the best and brightest with you.

A student of history knows that events tend to repeat over and over again throughout time. You don't have to create it, just follow the logical steps and you'll be fine. So in about 3-5 years, with the right support, a whole lot of brains and with the help of some sort of chemical deficiency onset on the part of Kori or Timvp you should be all set. :tu

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's a word that'll separate dumbazzez from those that can tell a typo...real quick.

Liar. Your glaucoma was just acting up.

[whottt]

Liar. Your glaucoma was just acting up.


I guess I need to remedy my glaucoma then.

[Kori Ellis]

cant you guys at least register to my site please!!

LOL

Go post something worth reading.

When I started this site, I posted 100-150 times a day. You have to do some of the work yourself - don't just go around begging people to read an empty forum.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I guess I need to remedy my glaucoma then.

You needed a reason?

[ashrafabdeljaber]

wait you mean you were spamming 100-150 times a day to promote your site??

[whottt]

ASDFADFGDFGH

These are the top posters at ST...I reccomend a private message:

TDMVPDPOY
Norcal510
ArgSpursFan

You get these studs...you getting the cream of the crop.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

wait you mean you were spamming 100-150 times a day to promote your site??

On her own site, goober, not NBAFORUMZ.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

ASDFADFGDFGH

These are the top posters at ST...I reccomend a private message:

TDMVPDPOY
Norcal510
ArgSpursFan

You get these studs...you getting the cream of the crop.

boutons_, too.

[Mister Sinister]

ASDFADFGDFGH

These are the top posters at ST...I reccomend a private message:

TDMVPDPOY
Norcal510
ArgSpursFan

You get these studs...you getting the cream of the crop.
http://masklinnscans.free.fr/4chan/i_see_what_you_did.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

wait you mean you were spamming 100-150 times a day to promote your site??

Posting on my OWN site.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Since you're not taking mine nor Pimpo's advice, here's another tidbit.

Your next post at NBAFORUMZ: Scola sucks.

That forum of yours will blow up like The Godfather.

[ashrafabdeljaber]

Im sorry for spamming. I just want my site to be promoted. PLEase just register.

[Mister Sinister]

Posting on my OWN site.
wtf! h4x!

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

ASDFADFGDFGH

These are the top posters at ST...I reccomend a private message:

TDMVPDPOY
Norcal510
ArgSpursFan

You get these studs...you getting the cream of the crop.



boutons_, too


This is sheer brilliance at work. ASDFAGTAGMAGGAG, there are several great folks here who could round out your site and make it rock!!

[whottt]

danyo, too.


Fixed :tu

[whottt]

Im sorry for spamming. I just want my site to be promoted. PLEase just register.



You site suck...why would anyone want to register there?

Make it not suck...then ask people to register.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

This is sheer brilliance at work. ASDFAGTAGMAGGAG, there are several great folks here who could round out your site and make it rock!!

"IT'S A POSTER CLEARINGHOUSE! EVERYBODY MUST GO!"

Yonivore
NBAdan

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I'll raise you TSA and BackToBasics!!!


This is like an expansion draft!!! Awesome!!

[Steve Irwin]

Im Interested Contact Me Plz

[Kori Ellis]

Okay here's my serious advice. Get 10 of your friends/family on board to help you.

Everyday, each of you post 30-40 quality posts on YOUR OWN site, encouraging dialogue.

Also register at a bunch of NBA forums and put a LINK TO YOUR SITE IN YOUR SIGNATURE. I didn't say spam their forums, just put the link there.

Go to the other NBA forums and participate in discussions there - don't talk about your site unless someone brings it up - just participate in their community.

Soon you will start having regular traffic.

Go get started.

[Mister Sinister]

I'll raise you TSA and BackToBasics!!!


This is like an expansion draft!!! Awesome!!
I'll give you Fillmoe for a chocolate chip cookie.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

This is like an expansion draft!!! Awesome!!

Throw in some trolls to be named later and some HITA and he's all set.

[whottt]

Just think...if you'd posted the 10 posts there that you made here...you'd be 1/15th of the way there already...for the day.

[Kori Ellis]

Okay here's my serious advice. Get 10 of your friends/family on board to help you.

Everyday, each of you post 30-40 quality posts on YOUR OWN site, encouraging dialogue.

Also register at a bunch of NBA forums and put a LINK TO YOUR SITE IN YOUR SIGNATURE. I didn't say spam their forums, just put the link there.

Go to the other NBA forums and participate in discussions there - don't talk about your site unless someone brings it up - just participate in their community.

Soon you will start having regular traffic.

Go get started.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Bravatars wasn't serious advice?

[ashrafabdeljaber]

thanks admin i really appreciate it

[whottt]

Might help if you ztop being a fan of a team that zuckz az well....


The Chicago Zmall Forwardz aren't going to be winning anything for a looooooong time. But hey...at leazt you are paying your 3rd ztring ZF 9 mil a year, and that countz for zomething :tu

[ashrafabdeljaber]

wait WHAT. Dude they swept the miami heat and lost to the pistons only because andres nocioni wasn't fully ready. Now they have noah who will add to their energy bar. Watch baby bulls take it all this year.

[mikeanthony21]

Okay here's my serious advice. Get 10 of your friends/family on board to help you.

Everyday, each of you post 30-40 quality posts on YOUR OWN site, encouraging dialogue.

Also register at a bunch of NBA forums and put a LINK TO YOUR SITE IN YOUR SIGNATURE. I didn't say spam their forums, just put the link there.

Go to the other NBA forums and participate in discussions there - don't talk about your site unless someone brings it up - just participate in their community.

Soon you will start having regular traffic.

Go get started.

Exactly. Note how I promote my radio station in my siggy. That little promo I take with me where ever I post on the web, whether it's AOHell, NBC, ABC, and various other discussion forums. Does it work? I would think so since my station's had over 21,000 stream launches since I launched the site.

[Mister Sinister]

wait WHAT. Dude they swept the miami heat and lost to the pistons only because andres nocioni wasn't fully ready. Now they have noah who will add to their energy bar. Watch baby bulls take it all this year.
:lmao
Whottt=win

[BacktoBasics]

Umm.. webhosting companies will remove you if you are spamming or being abusive. It's pretty commonplace.I've tried many times with my spammers and gotten nowhere. Good to hear it works for some people.

[whottt]

wait WHAT. Dude they swept the miami heat and lost to the pistons only because andres nocioni wasn't fully ready. Now they have noah who will add to their energy bar. Watch baby bulls take it all this year.


They got no post scoring...they will not be winning jack...should not have signed Noccioni. It's like the Spurs making their top offseason aquisition a PG or a PF...for 10 mil a year.

[ashrafabdeljaber]

obiously you guys dont know me and you know the posters so youre gonna be with what ever they say even if the statement is stupid.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Spurs>Bulls

Nuff said.

[whottt]

obiously you guys dont know me and you know the posters so youre gonna be with what ever they say even if the statement is stupid.


Plus there are like 10 thousand Spurs fans at this zite...Bulls are going to be a tough sell...as are forumz adminned by a Bullz fan.

[BacktoBasics]

Just pay to listed on the front page. .10 a click I think.

[ashrafabdeljaber]

hey thats what they said when in 2003. lakers>pistons. What happened after that???

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

ever they say even if the statement is stupid.

Kinda like saying having Noah will "add to their energy bar"?

Is Chris Duhon going to get the beer power-up next?

Maybe you can bring back Martynas Andriuskevicius and buy him a mask from the shopkeeper's store.

[whottt]

And it was stupid that you guys signed Nocioni when you had far more pressing needs...

Just think...you could have had Scola....you see what he's doing in the FIBA tournament?

But no...you guys went out and paid 10 mil for a guy who plays the deepest position on your team...

[L.I.T]

hey thats what they said when in 2003. lakers>pistons. What happened after that???

I think you missed the part about posting something substantive.

[Mister Sinister]

hey thats what they said when in 2003. lakers>pistons. What happened after that???
:lmao
You're killin' me, smalls!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

hey thats what they said when in 2003. lakers>pistons. What happened after that???
The Spurs won.

[ashrafabdeljaber]

When you have baby players on your team who have no experience and will have their confidence down for everytime a superior team says something to them, you will need players like ben wallace, andres nocioni, noah and others to boost confidence. Youre making it sound like we signed for andres for physical reasons only

[Mister Sinister]

When you have baby players on your team who have no experience and will have their confidence down for everytime a superior team says something to them, you will need players like ben wallace, andres nocioni, noah and others to boost confidence. Youre making it sound like we signed for andres for physical reasons only
Noah's a rookie, schatzie. Confidence boosting is for veterans.

[tlongII]

Forget the Bulls. Forget the Spurs. The Blazers will win the title this year.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.zgroup-mobile.com/published_games/published_images/SpaceDonuts_Nokia3220.gif

http://www.nba.com/media/bulls/sweetney_300_070113.jpg

[Mister Sinister]

http://www.zgroup-mobile.com/published_games/published_images/SpaceDonuts_Nokia3220.gif

http://www.nba.com/media/bulls/sweetney_300_070113.jpg
http://masklinnscans.free.fr/4chan/shopped.jpg

[ashrafabdeljaber]

not really. Look at tyrus thomas in his first year. Scot skiles would throw him in the game when he feels the bulls are feeling down in the dumps during a game.

[Kori Ellis]

Saturday Offseason Amusement.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

When you have baby players on your team who have no experience and will have their confidence down for everytime a superior team says something to them, you will need players like ben wallace, andres nocioni, noah and others to boost confidence. Youre making it sound like we signed for andres for physical reasons only
How does Noah skip the "baby player" mode and all of a sudden go to a veteran that gives a team the confidence to win a championship? He wasn't even the best player on his college team.

[Mister Sinister]

not really. Look at tyrus thomas in his first year. Scot skiles would throw him in the game when he feels the bulls are feeling down in the dumps during a game.
That's energy. There's a difference. Thomas was a rookie and he acted like it (Dunk contest comments).

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Saturday Offseason Amusement.
:tu

[Switchman]

Bulls should have told Nocioni to move on....


Down south.









To The Spurs.

[whottt]

not really. Look at tyrus thomas in his first year. Scot skiles would throw him in the game when he feels the bulls are feeling down in the dumps during a game.


Just remember you have an owner known to hatched championship teams once payroll get a little extravagant...


Didn't fill the main need you had with anything other than a rookie.


Plus, the second you guys cut Ben's minutes he's going to turn cancerous...for like 15 mil a year. Or whatever he makes.


At least if you guys had traded Nocioni for Scola you'd have two talented rookies at the need position, one who excels at post scoring...

Paxon is going to look like an idiot for not aquiring Scola...


He just signed Nocioni out of sheer talent hoarding....

[ashrafabdeljaber]

lmfao you guys are missing the point. You think were going to draft a bunch of babies who cry if they get fouled or who cries if an opposing team tells them you suck??? You guys dont see what were trying to do. Skiles is trying to assemble a team similiar to the 89 pistons.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

lmfao you guys are missing the point. You think were going to draft a bunch of babies who cry if they get fouled or who cries if an opposing team tells them you suck??? You guys dont see what were trying to do. Skiles is trying to assemble a team similiar to the 89 pistons.
Big deal. We've already assembled the 2007 Spurs. :smokin

[Mister Sinister]

lmfao you guys are missing the point. You think were going to draft a bunch of babies who cry if they get fouled or who cries if an opposing team tells them you suck??? You guys dont see what were trying to do. Skiles is trying to assemble a team similiar to the 89 pistons.
Well, you *did* draft Noah....

[L.I.T]

lmfao you guys are missing the point. You think were going to draft a bunch of babies who cry if they get fouled or who cries if an opposing team tells them you suck??? You guys dont see what were trying to do. Skiles is trying to assemble a team similiar to the 89 pistons.

89 Pistons had one of the top backcourts of all time. 07 Bulls have, an undersized shooting guard and a streaky point guard. 89 Pistons had two of the top post defenders of all time and one of the greatest post scorers of that era. 07 Bulls have...Ben Wallace.

[ashrafabdeljaber]

So basically you think 89 pistons happened JUST LIKE THAT. Look at the pistons in the early ages 80s and up. They were small. Thats the same point the bulls are at right now.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Spurs>Bulls. Face it.

[timvp]

I ain't no bout you bictchez but i'ma post on nbaforumz.com from now ons, yee

[ashrafabdeljaber]

Hey fuck face I never said bulls were better than spurs.

[L.I.T]

So basically you think 89 pistons happened JUST LIKE THAT. Look at the pistons in the early ages 80s and up. They were small. Thats the same point the bulls are at right now.

Ah, so the Bulls are on ANOTHER 5 year rebuilding plan? :tu

[tlongII]

Blazers>Spurs>Bulls

[L.I.T]

Hey fuck face I never said bulls were better than spurs.

It's pretty hard to tell what you're saying.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Hey fuck face I never said bulls were better than spurs.
You said they will win the championship. How do you win a championship when you're not the best team?

[Mister Sinister]

Wow. Aghablaghablarg is getting OWNED.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

:lol

[mardigan]

Hey fuck face I never said bulls were better than spurs.

the pistons had guys who could consistently score and make big shots at the end of games
the bulls have ben gordan

[ashrafabdeljaber]

have you ever heard of teams better off facing other teams?? For an example dallas faced golden state first round, if they faced another team they would have been the champions.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

have you ever heard of teams better off facing other teams?? For an example dallas faced golden state first round, if they faced another team they would have been the champions.
If you're the best team, you should win it all. No excuses.

[ashrafabdeljaber]

bulls are better off facing the spurs in the finals than any other team. LOL THEY SMOKED THE SPURS IN THE SEASON

[L.I.T]

have you ever heard of teams better off facing other teams?? For an example dallas faced golden state first round, if they faced another team they would have been the champions.

You continue to astound with your insightful posts. Pray continue convincing me to visit your forumz.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Hey fuck face I never said bulls were better than spurs.


bulls are better off facing the spurs in the finals than any other team. LOL THEY SMOKED THE SPURS IN THE SEASON

Now you did. That might explain why we split the season series last year. Owning this guy is pretty fun. He must be a troll made by someone smart here.

[BacktoBasics]

This shit isn't going to cut it once the season starts

[mardigan]

bulls are better off facing the spurs in the finals than any other team. LOL THEY SMOKED THE SPURS IN THE SEASON
So did the Cavs

[Mister Sinister]

bulls are better off facing the spurs in the finals than any other team. LOL THEY SMOKED THE SPURS IN THE SEASON
So did the Cavs, but we all saw how that turned out.

[whottt]

Fuck? Face?

How unadmin like...

Kori Ellis has never called anyone "Fuck" "Face" before...

I see noting but a Napoleon Admin in the making....

[ashrafabdeljaber]

the spurs are old. They are dying. Last year is probably the last and only year they will reach the finals.

[Mister Sinister]

the spurs are old. They are dying. Last year is probably the last and only year they will reach the finals.
:lmao

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

the spurs are old. They are dying. Last year is probably the last and only year they will reach the finals.
See 2005 Spurs. Now this must be a troll. No one can make their own website and then be this stupid.

[L.I.T]

the spurs are old. They are dying. Last year is probably the last and only year they will reach the finals.

They'll just have to find a hospital that will allow ring ceremonies in hospice care.

[ashrafabdeljaber]

lmfao he called me a dumbass in this thread. Goes to show how logical you are. LIAR

[Mister Sinister]

Yes. Argablargablorph must be a troll.

[Kori Ellis]

lmfao he called me a dumbass in this thread. Goes to show how logical you are. LIAR

Yes, I called you a dumbass but I'm not a "he."

[Fillmoe]

troll forum material

[jaffies]

I'm just counting the seconds before someone creates a screenname of
ashrafabdeljaberDynasty or ashrafabdeljaber. or assrammdelmonte or dumbassdeljaber or azzrafzzdezjazezzz.

[whottt]

lmfao he called me a dumbass in this thread. Goes to show how logical you are. LIAR



Yeah but that's different...

Calling someone a "Fuck" "Face" is about the worst insult you can make to another person.

Seriously..."Fuck" "Face" is out of line.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

lmfao he called me a dumbass in this thread. Goes to show how logical you are. LIAR
She can call you a dumbass all day and she would still have more basketball knowledge than you will have in your entire life.

[ashrafabdeljaber]

changing the subject heh. i knew i was right

[Mister Sinister]

changing the subject heh. i knew i was right
http://masklinnscans.free.fr/4chan/stop_posting.jpg

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

changing the subject heh. i knew i was right
Right about what? You're probably the sorriest troll this offseason next to Fast Dunk.

[Kori Ellis]

Note: If you spent the last 90 minutes posting on your own forum, you'd start to build your base of traffic.

[L.I.T]

changing the subject heh. i knew i was right

Tearing apart your takes was too easy.

Let's all play feed the troll!

[whottt]

I just can't believe he called someone a "fuck" "face".

I've heard a lot of insults in my day...but "fuck" "face" crosses the line.

[whottt]

Seriously...what kind of depraved mind comes up with an insult like "fuck" "face"?

[whottt]

Get help.

[ashrafabdeljaber]

lol im tearing up your emotions which is my whole point. LMFAO

[Mister Sinister]

lol im tearing up your emotions which is my whole point. LMFAO
http://masklinnscans.free.fr/4chan/epic_failure_seal.gif

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

lol im tearing up your emotions which is my whole point. LMFAO
He's either saying how classless you are, or he's just being sarcastic. Either way, you don't know shit about basketball.

[whottt]

lol im tearing up your emotions which is my whole point. LMFAO



Cruel bastard.

[jaffies]

lol im tearing up your emotions which is my whole point. LMFAO



http://www.mattresspolice.com/images/sarcasm.jpg

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

And this guy wants us to join his site LMFAO. I bet it's not even his site.

[tlongII]

Troll of the Week!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Troll of the Week!
:tu

[L.I.T]

lol im tearing up your emotions which is my whole point. LMFAO

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/orly.jpg

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

Yeah but that's different...

Calling someone a "Fuck" "Face" is about the worst insult you can make to another person.

Seriously..."Fuck" "Face" is out of line.


Whottt's posts in this thread have seriously made me laugh out loud. Someone had their ginko with breakfast today.

[ashrafabdeljaber]

I dont want you dumbasses to join my site I want the worthy respectful people to join my site. I would shut my site down if you guys joined (excluding the admin)

[Mister Sinister]

I dont want you dumbasses to join your site I want the worthy respectful people to join my site. I would shut my site down if you guys joined (excluding the admin)
Quick! Everyone join his site!!!!

[L.I.T]

Ooooo...reverse psychology.

Wonder when he's gonna start offering packs of gum to join.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Quick! Everyone join his site!!!!

[whottt]

LOL...

You do realize this one thread is like 6 times the size of your entire forum already right?

Not to mention you have 25 posts here compared with 11 total at your NBA Forumz...


Who's the dumbass?


Way to promote your site slick.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I dont want you dumbasses to join my site I want the worthy respectful people to join my site. I would shut my site down if you guys joined (excluding the admin)
Your site sucks anyways. There are already 3 troll threads about some guy bitching to be a mod (I don't know why though), and you're already talking smack with someone on your OWN website in a very idiotic way:

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/Mr_Bottomtooth/stupid.jpg

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

I was, unfortunately, in Wal Mart the other day and Chopper Jr. wanted to check out the fish in the pet dept. We went by this one tank that stocked these tiny little catfish for aquariums. One of the catfish had died and had sunk to the bottom of the tank and the other catfish were ripping into him, biting him and tearing off his flesh in little pieces. It seemed that the more fish that participated the more ravenous the feeding frenzy became. The person in charge of the fish department didn't have the decency to pull that fish out of the water even though it was clearly dead, and what was happenning to it at this point just became painful to watch.



Stupid fish probably had it coming.










I think I'll have fish for dinner.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

It's days like this where whottt feels like dropping 71 on the Clippers that make the off-season a little more fun.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I was, unfortunately, in Wal Mart the other day and Chopper Jr. wanted to check out the fish in the pet dept. We went by this one tank that stocked these tiny little catfish for aquariums. One of the catfish had died and had sunk to the bottom of the tank and the other catfish were ripping into him, biting him and tearing off his flesh in little pieces. It seemed that the more fish that participated the more ravenous the feeding frenzy became. The person in charge of the fish department didn't have the decency to pull that fish out of the water even though it was clearly dead, and what was happenning to it at this point just became painful to watch.



Stupid fish probably had it coming.










I think I'll have fish for dinner.

:lol

[Cleveland Steamer]

cant you guys at least register to my site please!!
I bet you couldn't even sell a taco to a starving Spurs fan.

[ashrafabdeljaber]

I wouldn't be able to youre right. Thats because by the end of this years, there wont be anyone watching the game CAUSE THEY'LL abandon them

[Mister Sinister]

I wouldn't be able to youre right. Thats because by the end of this years, there wont be anyone watching the game CAUSE THEY'LL abandon them
:lmao Such epic fucking failure.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I wouldn't be able to youre right. Thats because by the end of this years, there wont be anyone watching the game CAUSE THEY'LL abandon them
What does watching a game have to do with selling a taco???

[mardigan]

tacos>>>>>>>>>>>asiybfooubvfu0vin30uciiyeoucn


tacos sound good right now

[Cleveland Steamer]

I wouldn't be able to youre right. Thats because by the end of this years, there wont be anyone watching the game CAUSE THEY'LL abandon them
and cause theyll be nba4umzzzz!!!

[ashrafabdeljaber]

care to ask how old you guys are. LOL its like im talking to bunch of todlers

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

And we're talking to a simple troll.

[ShoogarBear]

WTF? Crickets are chirping in the James Silas thread and you goobers have this up to four pages?

[mardigan]

Just let Wolkstein be a moderator, problem solved

[Kori Ellis]

care to ask how old you guys are. LOL its like im talking to bunch of todlers

Says the guy who can't punctuate, capitalize or write a complete sentence.

[cornbread]

Just let Wolkstein be a moderator, problem solved
Not so fast. With Wolkstein being the only member of the board, there could be a conflict of interests if he were appointed to moderator.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Just let Wolkstein be a moderator, problem solved

Ashrabrewhahaha is too busy sticking it to him.

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/Mr_Bottomtooth/stupid.jpg

[ashrafabdeljaber]

Hey fuck face writing in complete sentences will only confuse you

[mardigan]

Hey fuck face writing in complete sentences will only confuse you
Swing and a miss

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Hey fuck face writing in complete sentences will only confuse you
Mkay well... go fuck off and go ride wolksteins nuts. shouldn't you be at hoopshype beggin them to join your site which eventually leads to your demise fuckface???

[Kori Ellis]

Hey fuck face writing in complete sentences will only confuse you

:lol

I'm the simpleton. I started a website today and have spent the last few hours acting like an idiot on someone else's popular board, while begging people to post on my site.

Oh wait ... that wasn't me.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

cant you guys at least register to my site please!!

[whottt]

It's days like this where whottt feels like dropping 71 on the Clippers that make the off-season a little more fun.

Thanks. Tard owning is a team sport though...

[Mister Sinister]

Thanks. Tard owning is a team sport though...
Group high five!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Group high five!
SpursTalk on 3!

1, 2, 3, SPURSTALK! :fro

[ashrafabdeljaber]

hey fuck faces (including admin) i begged before all this cussing and nonsense

[whottt]

Says the guy who can't punctuate, capitalize or write a complete sentence.



Oh shit...you have chcked to make sure this isn't a MB troll right?

[Mister Sinister]

Yaaaaayyyy!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

hey fuck faces (including admin) i begged before all this cussing and nonsense
Why are you still here?

[ashrafabdeljaber]

lol im still here because its funny how one person could piss of this whole board.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

You're not pissing us off. You're amusing us. Keep dancing you monkey!

[Kori Ellis]

lol im still here because its funny how one person could piss of this whole board.

:lol @ you thinking you pissed everyone off. People are making fun of you, not pissed off. No one cares about you enough to get pissed off. You are a speck of dust in the world of SpursTalk. People are just passing the time by making fun of you.

Meanwhile, your board still is empty.

[ashrafabdeljaber]

lmfao. this thread has already reached 1200 views. This goes to show whos getting pissed

[Kori Ellis]

lmfao. this thread has already reached 1200 views. This goes to show whos getting pissed

Amused, not pissed.

Basic forum amusement.

[mardigan]

lmfao. this thread has already reached 1200 views. This goes to show whos getting pissed
Or who's bored
How many views your site have?
This thread>>>>>>>>>>>your site
Maybe I should try and steal Wolkstein so you can be alone with your thoughts

[T Park]

I really should get to dusting the drapes, but this watching this no life clown make an ass of himself is kinda amusing....

[Mister Sinister]

We're not pissed, Agraflagerblarph.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

lmfao. this thread has already reached 1200 views. This goes to show whos getting pissed
It shows the one who's got a website.

[whottt]

lmfao. this thread has already reached 1200 views. This goes to show whos getting pissed

Fuck face

[mardigan]

We're not pissed, Agraflagerblarph.
Dammit Shagia, you butchered it, it's Aboep3ocubi95piofin3pdnd4



Did I catch a nine-er in there?

[ashrafabdeljaber]

lmfao

[Mister Sinister]

Dammit Shagia, you butchered it, it's Aboep3ocubi95piofin3pdnd4



Did I catch a nine-er in there?
Ohhhhh! See, my next guess was A84tgh5nvf3n5t8h5843hgn8th3485hfbn3qtgf&&($#*NECrb

[ashrafabdeljaber]

lol obviously if you guys werent pissed you wouldnt spend the whole time posting in this thread. Lol this site is the perfect to explorer asses likes you guys

[Kori Ellis]

lol obviously if you guys werent pissed you wouldnt spend the whole time posting in this thread. Lol this site is the perfect to explorer asses likes you guys

You like to explore asses, what?

This isn't the site for you.

Good night.

[mardigan]

Lol this site is the perfect to explorer asses likes you guys
This is WAY to easy

[Mister Sinister]

What manner of faggotry is this?

[texbound]

lol obviously if you guys werent pissed you wouldnt spend the whole time posting in this thread. Lol this site is the perfect to explorer asses likes you guys


Wait a minute.....Is this you Ducks?

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I doubt he will find the thread now.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why is the quote balloon so bright?

[Kori Ellis]

Why is the quote balloon so bright?

Because the thread was moved from the Spurs forum, so it transfers that way.

[Samr]

Hey fuck face writing in complete sentences will only confuse you

My advice, for whatever it is worth, is only being given because the idealistic part of my good conscience is currently overriding my desire to just ignore you. And also I am bored. Do not think it is because you have done anything thus far to deserve my time, or Kori's time, or the time of anyone else who has decided to help you in this thread. You have not. But, at some point, everyone needs a bit of help growing up. I know I have, and right now it sounds like you do too.

I'll start with this, because you need to re-read and memorize what she said. All of it could not be any truer:


Okay here's my serious advice. Get 10 of your friends/family on board to help you.

Everyday, each of you post 30-40 quality posts on YOUR OWN site, encouraging dialogue.

Also register at a bunch of NBA forums and put a LINK TO YOUR SITE IN YOUR SIGNATURE. I didn't say spam their forums, just put the link there.

Go to the other NBA forums and participate in discussions there - don't talk about your site unless someone brings it up - just participate in their community.

Soon you will start having regular traffic.

Go get started.

What I will add to that:

- Act like an adult, even if you are not. Or at least act mature. I'm not saying go to an effort to disguise your age, because that would be missing the point (no one cares if you young; they care what you can produce), but just simply act like you want to be treated. Want to be taken seriously? Act like it. Language such as "LOL," cursing, insults, misspellings and poor grammar should be thrown out of your posting strategy completely. If people do not respect you, they will not respect your product (nbaforumz). YOU are the spokesperson, the image, for your website. And if people don't like you, don't find you interesting, and/or see you are unprofessional, they will only assume the same qualities translate to your website as well.

- Asking people to do something without offering something in return is one of the quickest ways to watch them do the exact opposite (see: "come register on my site please!!"). You have to give first in order to receive, and asking for something from a complete stranger comes off as cocky, entitled, and is behavior that projects an all-around negative image of both you and the product you are representing. As Kori and others (I sincerely apologize to those who's names I'm not mentioning) have said, first try having something that would make people WANT to visit your site. Offer something that cannot be found elsewhere, such as original articles and perspectives. You WILL NOT get people to bring their opinions to your table (and thus provide you with content) without first making the effort yourself. In fact, you will turn them away. Remember: your target audience is not charitable, so don't market while thinking they are.

- DO NOT go around and make people mad, and still hope to promote. The behavior is counterproductive, and the previous sentence should be obvious to most people. If you come to a website, like SpursTalk, first learn the dynamics, and make yourself part of the community. Show you have something to contribute, kiss ass to the big guns if you need to (providing this behavior is in proper context of course), and EARN peoples' respect. This will be a time-consuming process, but good things do not happen quickly either. DO NOT go in to "spam" -- or whatever term you want to use for it -- and bash the local ideal (i.e. going against the Spurs is not recommended marketing here), and still hope to garner the support of the community. You are after repeat and loyal customers (posters) here, not a flash-in-the-pan spree of internet hits.

But, the first step to correcting a problem is seeing and understanding the flaws in your own approach. So I'll let you decide if you should apply this advice or not.

[I'll add to this advice if I know it will actually be used, but presently, such effort is not worth my time.]

[duncan228]

Thanks for the laugh guys.

I've been out back-to-school shopping in 95 degree humid heat with my 12 year old daughter. Parents will know what my day has been like! :lol

I needed this thread.
A good laugh will always make you feel better! :lol

[ashbeeigh]

chsnge your name too. It's stupid. ashhyrtbeigholercgagv

[E20]

He should change his name to Kareem Abdul Jabar.

[Re-Animator]

I am very happy Kori did not lock or delete this topic. It shows how far ST is above SR and all the other 2nd rate websites that have much to learn.

By keeping the topic alive it allowed others to read, and see what not to do next time.
That is why ST has the lowest Banned rate and still has twice as much traffic as SR since 60% of the on line screen names are just fake name made by Post Bot, A software many websites use to look like they have traffic.

Major props to ST!

if only MavTalk could mimic you.

[JustSpurs]

My sides hurt! This is the best thread ever!

[Moderator]

Check your PM's.