So I went to church this morning

[nsrammstein]

So I went to church this morning for like the first time since I was baptized, and I sat there and the things that they said made me kind of mad they talked about we all have to live by family morals and not have an open mind to any radical ideas.

[peewee's lovechild]

So I went to church this morning for like the first time since I was baptized, and I sat there and the things that they said made me kind of mad they talked about we all have to live by family morals and not have an open mind to any radical ideas.

They want to keep you stupid so they can tell you what to do and take your money.

[T Park]

talked about we all have to live by family morals and not have an open mind to any radical ideas.

live by family morals

GASP

The AUDACITY!!



They want to keep you stupid so they can tell you what to do and take your money.


yeah its all a conspiracy

[angel_luv]

So, I went to church this morning and left uplifted and encouraged and ready for a great week.

Next time, come with me to my church. :) Open invitation to all.

[IceColdBrewski]

So I went to church this morning for like the first time since I was baptized, and I sat there and the things that they said made me kind of mad they talked about we all have to live by family morals and not have an open mind to any radical ideas.

Of course they did. It's a church ya nimrod. Don't go if you don't want to hear about morals. That's like going to a strip club when you don't like girls showing their tits.

[atxrocker]

i heard about a church that installed a machine to make credit card donations. found it really funny. church is overrated.

[The Terminator]

So I went to church this morning for like the first time since I was baptized, and I sat there and the things that they said made me kind of mad they talked about we all have to live by family morals and not have an open mind to any radical ideas.


why do you goto church?

[peewee's lovechild]

So, I went to church this morning and left uplifted and encouraged and ready for a great week.

Next time, come with me to my church. :) Open invitation to all.

The question is, what do we do after church?

:eyebrows

[angel_luv]

The question is, what do we do after church?

:eyebrows


You buy me lunch. Then we say good day and part ways. :)

[CuckingFunt]

The question is, what do we do after church?

:eyebrowsMy guess is it's not what you're thinking of.

[peewee's lovechild]

live by family morals

GASP

The AUDACITY!!


Who says that morals can only be taught by the Church? And, who determines what morals are? Also, just what are family morals?



yeah its all a conspiracy


It's a thousand year conspiracy as a matter of fact.

[Shaolin-Style]

Only been to church 3 times in my life, and I'd probably feel the same way as you if I did go. I'd like to go but I doubt I'd find any I'd feel comfortable at.

I generally keep my religion restricted to praying, keeping the commandments as best I can, and being as much of a fine upstanding patient individual I can manage.

[peewee's lovechild]

You buy me lunch. Then we say good day and part ways. :)

Okay, and then?

[peewee's lovechild]

My guess is it's not what you're thinking of.

A man can hope.

[ashbeeigh]

I slept through church today.

But I did start reading a book. Which is all interconnected...somehow....

[T Park]

I generally keep my religion restricted to praying, keeping the commandments as best I can, and being as much of a fine upstanding patient individual I can manage.

Thats pretty much all Church asks.


Okay, and then?

keep it in the pants pig.

[peewee's lovechild]

keep it in the pants pig.

Unlike your priest, I am quite capable of doing that.

Plus, only my friends call me pig.

[angel_luv]

Okay, and then?


:lol Persistent one aren't you? Luckily, I went to church and learned how to overcome temptation.
:)

[peewee's lovechild]

:lol Persistent one aren't you? Luckily, I went to church and learned how to overcome temptation.
:)

I can be your temptation test.

I'm up for it.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, you are saying that I tempt you?
Hmmmm, interesting.

[Leetonidas]

Unlike your priest, I am quite capable of doing that.

Plus, only my friends call me pig.
Hey-oh! :lol

[Whisky Dog]

Yeah, the whole priests molesting little boys thing has me seriously doubting if God is speaking through them.

[1369]

Yea, that whole 1/10th of 1% really speaks for the whole system.

[ashbeeigh]

Yea, that whole 1/10th of 1% really speaks for the whole system.


2 Corinthians. 9:7-Each man should give what he has decided in his heart to give, not reluctantly under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver.


I wish more people would understand that. There's more to the church then that. Fellowship, a place to call home, someone to talk to, people who share your ideals, etc. It just takes some hunting to find the right place.

[angel_luv]

2 Corinthians. 9:7-Each man should give what he has decided in his heart to give, not reluctantly under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver.


I wish more people would understand that. There's more to the church then that. Fellowship, a place to call home, someone to talk to, people who share your ideals, etc. It just takes some hunting to find the right place.


:tu

[1369]

2 Corinthians. 9:7-Each man should give what he has decided in his heart to give, not reluctantly under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver.


I wish more people would understand that. There's more to the church then that. Fellowship, a place to call home, someone to talk to, people who share your ideals, etc. It just takes some hunting to find the right place.

Agreed.

[Borosai]

Gross.

[tlongII]

I've seen too much evil to go to church.

[Ignignokt]

I've seen too much evil to go to church.


You mean the Portland Trailblazer's rap sheet?

[peewee's lovechild]

I wish more people would understand that. There's more to the church then that. Fellowship, a place to call home, someone to talk to, people who share your ideals, etc. It just takes some hunting to find the right place.

Funny, I get that with ST and Strip Clubs.

[ashbeeigh]

Funny, I get that with ST and Strip Clubs.

To each their own, peewee. You know how I feel.

[peewee's lovechild]

To each their own, peewee. You know how I feel.

I know you love me.

[ashbeeigh]

I know you love me.

True. But I still have some books you should read.

[peewee's lovechild]

True. But I still have some books you should read.

Me too.

We should do a book exchange.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

You buy me lunch. Then we say good day and part ways. :)
:lol

[Twisted_Dawg]

Organized Religion = Man Made Tenets < Godly Wisdom.

Cut out the middle men. Save yourself the trouble of being guilted to death, hounded for money, taught false teachings and controlled. Go straight to the source, God, for pure and true knowledge, direction and guidance.

Beware of the false teachers.....wolves in sheeps clothing!!!