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sa_butta
09-04-2007, 09:09 AM
Mayor bans excuses

A Russian mayor has banned his staff from making excuses for not doing their jobs.

Alexander Kuzmin, mayor of Megion in Siberia, said officials must stop using phrases such as "I don't know" and "it's lunch time".

Mr Kuzmin said city officials should help improve people's lives and solve their problems, not make excuses.

The list of 27 forbidden phrases includes "there's no money", "we're having lunch", "the working day is over", "somebody else has the documents" and "I think I was off sick at the time".

Mr Kuzmin warned in a statement that "the use of these expressions by city administration officials while speaking to the head of the city will speed their departure".

He said he was taking action as he was tired of civil servants telling him that problems were impossible to solve, rather than offering practical solutions.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2491566.html?menu=

ShoogarBear
09-04-2007, 02:26 PM
What's the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Pistons < Spurs
09-04-2007, 08:48 PM
What's the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-04-2007, 09:01 PM
What's the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

What is your favorite color?

Blue. No, yel...




Why isn't this movie on anymore? I haven't seen it in years.

CuckingFunt
09-04-2007, 09:03 PM
What is your favorite color?

Blue. No, yel...




Why isn't this movie on anymore? I haven't seen it in years.It's on every time I pop in the DVD.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-04-2007, 09:06 PM
I don't buy DVDs.

ShoogarBear
09-04-2007, 09:16 PM
T.O.R.R.E.N.T.

Mister Sinister
09-04-2007, 09:17 PM
What's the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
African or European?

CuckingFunt
09-04-2007, 09:17 PM
I don't buy DVDs.Por que?

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-04-2007, 09:22 PM
I don't know.

I don't own any CDs either.

I guess I'm not much of a "collection" guy.

1369
09-04-2007, 09:22 PM
And the number of the counting shall be three...

ShoogarBear
09-04-2007, 09:23 PM
I don't know.

I don't own any CDs either.

I guess I'm not much of a "collection" guy.Now that is odd.

All your music is vinyl and tape analog?

CuckingFunt
09-04-2007, 09:25 PM
I don't know.

I don't own any CDs either.

I guess I'm not much of a "collection" guy.This is insane to me.

ShoogarBear
09-04-2007, 09:26 PM
Hey, wait a minute, you're not my dad, are you?

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
09-04-2007, 09:27 PM
I've probably only bought twenty records/cassettes/CDs in my life.

I never got into buying music until I bought my iPod a few years back.

CuckingFunt
09-04-2007, 09:28 PM
Well... I tend to buy too much of everything.

ShoogarBear
09-04-2007, 09:30 PM
Ah, I see. Well, then, you actually are probably 5-10 years ahead of all the rest of us.

The "album" as hard media will probably go nearly extinct.