Ed Helicopter Jones
09-04-2007, 07:10 PM
I stayed out way too long after the June championship and I'm afraid I'm starting to melt. I've been kind of a grump in here which tells me to step away for a bit.
I'll miss you all....
except for SW and User who I'm sure will open the door occassionally to retrieve some ice cream or frozen veggies. My only request is that User wear a robe as much as possible as I kind of developed a bit of an inferiority complex last year...especially with as cold as it gets in that damn freezer (yeah...the cold...that's what I'm telling people anyway). SW you can continue to not wear your robe when you open the door, precious. Man cannot live on frozen peas alone.
And if you're wondering, I'll be alright. I've still got a little company. I'm pretty sure Ghost is in there somewhere, and if I dig way to the back, under an inch or two of ice I bet I'll find Admiral, or at least what's left of my former wingman. Maybe I'll try to revive him and bring him back to the forum when I get back here.
My big goal for the '07-'08 season is to finally meet the fabulous Kori and LJ Ellis and go to an actual GTG. The only way I'll do that, however, is if Solid agrees to be there too so I can meet the man himself. I've been part of the forum for years and have never actually met any people in here (on purpose, trying to stay low-key). It's just that I'm a little shy considering that I'm 5'3", weigh 402 pounds and have a job washing the lettuce at Mickey D's that I'm not real proud of. But I think it's time to change my attitude, so that will be one of my goals for the upcoming season. I think with the right attitude and hard work I can change my appearance. I'd love to get my height up to around 6'2" and bring my weight down to about an even 200, and *crosses fingers* get my bodyfat content under 9%. I'll bet I can even shed this lettuce washing job and for something a little more professional. Worst case, I know a guy who works at a bank who might print up some business cards for me. I'll let you all know how that goes and if I can achieve those lofty goals. But if I don't get there...oh well...I'll work on accepting the idea that you all love me just the way I am!!
SPAM, muthafvckers!!!
I'm out..............
I'll miss you all....
except for SW and User who I'm sure will open the door occassionally to retrieve some ice cream or frozen veggies. My only request is that User wear a robe as much as possible as I kind of developed a bit of an inferiority complex last year...especially with as cold as it gets in that damn freezer (yeah...the cold...that's what I'm telling people anyway). SW you can continue to not wear your robe when you open the door, precious. Man cannot live on frozen peas alone.
And if you're wondering, I'll be alright. I've still got a little company. I'm pretty sure Ghost is in there somewhere, and if I dig way to the back, under an inch or two of ice I bet I'll find Admiral, or at least what's left of my former wingman. Maybe I'll try to revive him and bring him back to the forum when I get back here.
My big goal for the '07-'08 season is to finally meet the fabulous Kori and LJ Ellis and go to an actual GTG. The only way I'll do that, however, is if Solid agrees to be there too so I can meet the man himself. I've been part of the forum for years and have never actually met any people in here (on purpose, trying to stay low-key). It's just that I'm a little shy considering that I'm 5'3", weigh 402 pounds and have a job washing the lettuce at Mickey D's that I'm not real proud of. But I think it's time to change my attitude, so that will be one of my goals for the upcoming season. I think with the right attitude and hard work I can change my appearance. I'd love to get my height up to around 6'2" and bring my weight down to about an even 200, and *crosses fingers* get my bodyfat content under 9%. I'll bet I can even shed this lettuce washing job and for something a little more professional. Worst case, I know a guy who works at a bank who might print up some business cards for me. I'll let you all know how that goes and if I can achieve those lofty goals. But if I don't get there...oh well...I'll work on accepting the idea that you all love me just the way I am!!
SPAM, muthafvckers!!!
I'm out..............