Joke of the Day

[mystargtr34]

A guy gets home from work early and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating. "Whats going on", he says. "Im having a heart attack!" she cries. He rushes down stairs to grab the phone, but just as he is dialling his four-year-old son says, "Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The husband storms upstairs and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure as hell there is his brother, naked. "You rotten bastard", he yells. "My wife's having a heart attack and your up here running around naked scaring the kids!"

[Taco]

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:lol


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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born?

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.

[BigBeezie]

That was good...

[spurs=bling]

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:lol


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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born?

To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without.
:lol