stangest place you did it

[ducks]

:hungry:

[E20]

On a pile of PC's and Lebron James posters.

[timvp]

In a duck pond.

[Fillmoe]

In ducks house with his wifey....

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

[midgetonadonkey]

In a boiler room I was stuck in with Jessie Spano during Senior Prom.

[ShoogarBear]

Most unducklike thread ever.

[SequSpur]

wtf is a stange? you got damn idiot.

[midgetonadonkey]

In a boiler room I was stuck in with Jessie Spano during Senior Prom.

That grammar is horrible. Let me rephrase....

I was once trapped in a boiler room with Jessie Spano during Senior Prom and we did it.

[midgetonadonkey]

That grammar is horrible. Let me rephrase....

I was once trapped in a boiler room with Jessie Spano during Senior Prom and we did it.

Still doesn't sound good. Let me try again...

The strangest place I ever had sex was in a boiler room in which I was trapped in with Jessie Spano. This happened during the Senior Prom.

Better??

[Viva Las Espuelas]

in the butt.

[ShoogarBear]

Still doesn't sound good. Let me try again...

The strangest place I ever had sex was in a boiler room in which I was trapped in with Jessie Spano. This happened during the Senior Prom.

Better??But who did you have sex with?

[midgetonadonkey]

But who did you have sex with?

Jessie Spano

[2Blonde]

More like the strangest place I ever did him! Young 21 and full of hormones. We were on a houseboat with four other couples. 3 three couples were above deck and my boyfriend was standing at the half door leading out to the deck. I was below the half door and just out of sight. It was pretty interesting watching him try to control himself and carry on a normal conversation with his friend, who was sitting about 2 feet away, while he was getting serviced. :lol

[Whisky Dog]

In a car around the corner from the governer's mansion with a Bush twin right after they graduated from Austin High in 2000.

[Nbadan]

In my bosses own bed with my bosses then 19-year old daughter....

[1369]

in the butt.

Approves (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0FholWREZA)

[fatsack]

Alamodome.

upper level.

[degenerate_gambler]

6th green Woodlake Country Club

[BacktoBasics]

Workout room in the Talavera Apartments.

[ToughActinTinactin]

In the back seat of a greyhound bus rollin down highway 41.

[CuckingFunt]

In an empty classroom.

Damn near twice weekly during my junior year of high school.

[JoeChalupa]

In the back of the Barbara Jordan Center.

[lil'mo]

in a cotton patch

what about you ducks?? you can't start a thread like this and not offer an answer of your own!

[WHOTTABITCH]

In an empty classroom.

Damn near twice weekly during my junior year of high school.


this explains alot.

[CuckingFunt]

this explains alot.And your post explains that the only way you can think to insult me is by jumping on the same tired bandwagon that everyone else has been riding for over a year.

[CosmicCowboy]

hmmm...

on a rock in the middle of the river at Pedernales State Park.

in the college library between the stacks

in an aspen/fern woods right beside the highway in Colorado...

in the swimming pool at a pool party with about 30 couples there not knowing what we were doing.

On the balcony of the Palacio Del Rio K9 looking out over the riverwalk. She was hanging over the rail moaning and squealing...

On the gondola at Steamboat.

Those stand out in particular..

[polandprzem]

In a bed

[ShoogarBear]

In the back of the Barbara Jordan Center.:spless:

I hope you're referring to a building.

[PM5K]

I once did it inside one of those enclosed slides at a playground...

[CosmicCowboy]

oh yeah...

in the surf

on the beach at PINS

on the Y shaped bed in the front of a 46' Bertram

[CuckingFunt]

A nearly empty boat going through the "It's a Small World" ride at Disneyland on Grad Night. Almost forgot about that one.

[JoeChalupa]

:spless:

I hope you're referring to a building.

:lol Yeah it is.

[ducks]

airplane

[Sunshine]

On the hood of a car while it was traveling down I-10.

[2Blonde]

On the hood of a car while it was traveling down I-10.
WHoa, totally dangerous. :lol

[PM5K]

On the hood of a car while it was traveling down I-10.

I call bullshit...

[2Blonde]

hmmm...

on a rock in the middle of the river at Pedernales State Park.

in the college library between the stacks

in an aspen/fern woods right beside the highway in Colorado...

in the swimming pool at a pool party with about 30 couples there not knowing what we were doing.

On the balcony of the Palacio Del Rio K9 looking out over the riverwalk. She was hanging over the rail moaning and squealing...

On the gondola at Steamboat.

Those stand out in particular..

Oh yeah, I forgot about the side of the highway... For me it was on the side of a highway in some tall grass.

Also In my husband's truck in the parking lot of a busy gas station at around noon, when he just got home from a kinda long deployment.

[to21]

On the grassy hill at the Verizon Amphitheater.

Then again in the back of a car while we were stuck in traffic leaving.

[Sunshine]

I call bullshit...


I swear!

I was driving the vehicle too!

[to21]

O yeah in the butt too.

[Ronaldo McDonald]

In the air. skydiving.

[peewee's lovechild]

In a parking garage at a Marriot in Indianapolis.

[2Blonde]

I swear!

I was driving the vehicle too!
How could you be driving and on the hood of the car at the same time?

[CuckingFunt]

How could you be driving and on the hood of the car at the same time?
There are a few positions that would make this possible.

[The Waco Kid]

In a deer blind.

[Melmart1]

Quote:
Originally Posted by 2Blonde




How could you be driving and on the hood of the car at the same time?


Quote:
Originally Posted by CuckingFunt




There are a few positions that would make this possible.



I can't think of a single one, and I normally consider myself fairly informed about this type of stuff.

[jman3000]

outside the henry b. gonzalez convention center in one of those little huts the gatekeepers for the parking places use. it was left open ... we were drunk.. what do you expect?

it was on the side facing I-37 if you're in the area and want to check it out :lol

[2Blonde]

I can't think of a single one, and I normally consider myself fairly informed about this type of stuff.
Me either?!?!?! Maybe Cucking or Sunshine could provide a little more detail?

[to21]

^maybe the car didn't have a windshield and she was driving with her feet.

[FromWayDowntown]

Me either?!?!?! Maybe Cucking or Sunshine could provide a little more detail?

I'm equally curious.

I'm trying to imagine both the physics and the physiology of that feat. . . .

[Sunshine]

I'm equally curious.

I'm trying to imagine both the physics and the physiology of that feat. . . .

Alright, alright....so I made it up.

I've never had sex in a public place, or even semi-public.

As far as strange places, outside the bedroom, I guess the most recent would be the pool table.

[jman3000]

:lol if you're going to make something up... at least make something up that is possible.

[FromWayDowntown]

Alright, alright....so I made it up.

For the record, I wasn't trying to call you out; I was prepared to be VERRRRRYYYY impressed!

[to21]

I call bullshit...

[CosmicCowboy]

I've got a hunting jeep that the windshield fold down on. Anyone want to try?

[Sunshine]

:lol if you're going to make something up... at least make something up that is possible.


I was being outrageous. NO ONE would believe that.

[PM5K]

One time me, LuvBones, and Spurfect were... Oh wait, that was a dream, nevermind...

[PM5K]

I knew she was lying, fucking virgin...

[CosmicCowboy]

I knew she was lying, fucking virgin...

divine conception not once, but twice?

[PM5K]

divine conception not once, but twice?

immaculate

[CuckingFunt]

I can't think of a single one, and I normally consider myself fairly informed about this type of stuff.It was just something I said in an earlier thread and thought was funny.

I have been thinking about it since then, however, just so I'd have a smart ass answer, and the best I can come up with is getting fucked doggy style on the hood of a car with no windsheild and steering while a third party navigates from the front seat.

That doesn't sound very practical, though.

[E20]

I was fucking the girl that R Kelly was pissing on. The girls grandmother was present and she was holding 2 types of govt ID and 3-4 or R Kelly's bois were there.

[PM5K]

I've done it in a bunch of strange places, but since you said strangest I listed that one.

Bathrooms
Storage Room At West
Pools/Beach
Sand Dunes
Under A Boardwalk
In The Bathroom Next To Her Parents Room While They Were There
In Some Bamboo
The Slide As Mentioned
Public Beach Shower
Some Old Shack

When you're a kid you gotta be creative when finding places to, you know...

[CosmicCowboy]

It was just something I said in an earlier thread and thought was funny.

I have been thinking about it since then, however, just so I'd have a smart ass answer, and the best I can come up with is getting fucked doggy style on the hood of a car with no windsheild and steering while a third party navigates from the front seat.

That doesn't sound very practical, though.

It would be theoretically possible with an automatic. Sunshine could reverse cowboy up and steer from the front. I10 between Sonora and Fort Stockton is wide, flat, straight, and usually deserted.

[CuckingFunt]

It would be theoretically possible with an automatic. Sunshine could reverse cowboy up and steer from the front. I10 between Sonora and Fort Stockton is wide, flat, straight, and usually deserted.But not while on the hood of the car.

[PM5K]

If CuckingFunt can't do it it can't be done...

[ShoogarBear]

I call bullshit...:lol Yeah, me too.

Either give up more details, or . . . :ttiwwp:

Edit: Damn, I hate being the last one on the pile.

[CosmicCowboy]

But not while on the hood of the car.

Sure it would work. Think a jeep with a removable windshield. Guys on his back on the hood with knees at the dash level and feet hanging down inside, head toward the front.. sunshine reverse cowboy holding onto the steering wheel. Damn, I'm gettin a woody LOL

[CuckingFunt]

Sure it would work. Think a jeep with a removable windshield. Guys on his back with knees at the dash level and hanging down inside, head toward the front.. sunshine reverse cowboy holding onto the steering wheel. Damn, I'm gettin a woody LOLThen that's like my doggy style suggestion, and would require a third party navigating from the front seat.

[Dre_7]

In some tall grass in late October (I live in Wisconsin remember) right in front of the street and about 30 feet from a police station. :)

[ShoogarBear]

I was being outrageous. NO ONE would believe that.You get points for the imagination, though. Your Supervisor is one lucky guy.

[CosmicCowboy]

Then that's like my doggy style suggestion, and would require a third party navigating from the front seat.

You must be a shitty driver if you would need a navigator. All you do is look out the back, line up with the road behind you and steer it straight.

[TenBuckTammy]

If CuckingFunt can't do it it can't be done...

You'd be surprised....very surprised.

[CuckingFunt]

You must be a shitty driver if you would need a navigator. All you do is look out the back, line up with the road behind you and steer it straight.If I'm still conscious enough to make those judgements while fucking, the sex isn't worth the trouble.

[CosmicCowboy]

If I'm still conscious enough to make those judgements while fucking, the sex isn't worth the trouble.

It's not that different than getting a blow job while driving. It can be done.

[CuckingFunt]

It's not that different than getting a blow job while driving. It can be done.Not by me, that's for sure.

[ShoogarBear]

CC, you need to post a schematic.

[Sunshine]

It would be theoretically possible with an automatic. Sunshine could reverse cowboy up and steer from the front. I10 between Sonora and Fort Stockton is wide, flat, straight, and usually deserted.


Sack and I just got back from Sonora.

Maybe we did, maybe we didn't.

Maybe the story was true and I just SAID I was lying cuz no one believed me ANYway!

[ALVAREZ6]

More like the strangest place I ever did him! Young 21 and full of hormones. We were on a houseboat with four other couples. 3 three couples were above deck and my boyfriend was standing at the half door leading out to the deck. I was below the half door and just out of sight. It was pretty interesting watching him try to control himself and carry on a normal conversation with his friend, who was sitting about 2 feet away, while he was getting serviced. :lolnaughty gurl huh


:hungry:

[ALVAREZ6]

For me, has to be the grassy knoll near the Texas School Depository building in Dallas.

[Shelly]

For a minute there, I pictured Sunshine in a Whitesnake video :lol

[SpursWoman]

For a minute there, I pictured Sunshine in a Whitesnake video :lol


Tawny, who? :smokin :lol

[Nbadan]

...waiting for the obligatory 'in my own bed' post from SW...

[Slomo]

I swear!

I was driving the vehicle too! :lol

Damn! I was googling unsuccesfully for an hour to find a picture or a clip from the movie "The Gods must be crazy" where the bushman drives a Jeep while standing on its hood - that would have given a very technical explanation of how to go about this! :lol

[SpursWoman]

...waiting for the obligatory 'in my own bed' post from SW...


My own bed isn't stange. :wtf

[xcoriate]

best ducks thread ever

for me...

on a beach :/

[ATRAIN]

Got a handjob in the parking lot of Black Eyed Pea in Austin after the 05 finals. On a side note it was the worst hand job ever.........how the hell do you screw that Up??

[gameFACE]

Tie:
-on the top bunkbed at a Storehouse furniture store
-between two soda machines at an old apartment complex

[ATRAIN]

Got another good one I forgot about lol. In my future brother in laws truck the night of the Bach. party. He was too hammered to drive so I dropped him off at home and my ex called me. LOL we were on top of his school books. I told him 5 years later and he seemed to be bothered by this lol.

[Avitus1]

Behind a church.....