Revolution!!!

[Slomo]

Since the ladies of Spurstalk are sipping Margeritas in some posh Stone Oaks establishment I think this is a good time to take back what is rightfully ours.

Men of Spurstalk, let your voices be heard!


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[Slomo]

The proper position for the toilet seat is up!

[Mr Dio]

A female had better not be wearing shoes in the kitchen unless I'm having her clean up some broken glass!

[1369]

A roll of toilet paper should last a minimum of two weeks.

[jaffies]

Yes, I'm drinking this much to make you look better.

[Beno Udrih]

Who cares if your sister is getting married, the games on.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Yes, I'm drinking this much to make you look better.

"Pretty women make us buy beer....
......ugly women make us DRINK beer!"

[T Park]

Get back in the goddamn kitchen and make some damn pie.

[exstatic]

"Shut up!!! Go fix me a turkey pot pie."
Mr. Bender

[jaffies]

Yes, I'm staring at your tits...you're the one that decided to wear that shirt.

[Slomo]

They're back!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain (or to the one that started this thread).

[Shelly]

Ahem...

[RashoFan]

Was that your idea of the men's version on the Ladies Lunch???







weak.... :rolleyes

[T Park]

Yes I do wish your brain was as big as those.

[monosylab1k]

A roll of toilet paper should last a minimum of two weeks.
WTF we're men! a roll of toilet paper should last a maximum of 3 days! Take pride in the ability to leave a dump so large you have to flush twice!

[1369]

WTF we're men! a roll of toilet paper should last a maximum of 3 days! Take pride in the ability to leave a dump so large you have to flush twice!

Three days?

You're a girl.

It doesn't take half a roll to wipe your ass.

And a two flusher or a surface breacher has nothing to do with the amount of shit tickets you use.

Besides, that's why God invented skid marks.

You're one of those bidet using, frosted tip, cufflink wearing metrosexuals I heard about on the news, aren't you?

[angel_luv]

:lol Slomo

[Summers]

:lol Slomo, I'm surprised at you!

[monosylab1k]

Three days?

You're a girl.

It doesn't take half a roll to wipe your ass.

And a two flusher or a surface breacher has nothing to do with the amount of shit tickets you use.

Besides, that's why God invented skid marks.

You're one of those bidet using, frosted tip, cufflink wearing metrosexuals I heard about on the news, aren't you?

You can be a slovenly male and still properly wipe your ass on par with the average 5 year old.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

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[ploto]

Who cares if your sister is getting married, the games on.
We had more fun than they had at their lunch any way. ;)

[SpursWoman]

We had more fun than they had at their lunch any way. ;)

How's that? A lot of left handed typing? :drunk

[ZStomp]

You say you want a revolution
Well you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it's evolution
Well you know
We all want to change the world
But when you talk about destruction
Don't you know you can count me out

Don't you know it's gonna be alright
Alright, alright

You say you got a real solution
Well you know
We don't love to see the plan
You ask me for a contribution
Well you know
We're doing what we can
But if you want money for people with minds that hate
All I can tell you is brother you have to wait

Don't you know it's gonna be alright
Alright, alright, al...

You say you'll change the constitution
Well you know
We all want to change your head
You tell me it's the institution
Well you know
You better free your mind instead
But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow

Don't you know know it's gonna be alright
Alright, alright

Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright
Alright, alright

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm looking for a deaf-mute woman with a nice ass and a great set of tits.

That's my idea of perfection.

[Beno Udrih]

We had more fun than they had at their lunch any way. ;)
Yeah we did! :D

[peewee's lovechild]

but then how could she sing to you while you eat the sandwiches that she made?

Lip synching like Brittney Spears and Ashley Simpson.

[RashoFan]

:devil How many of y'all noticed your ears burning while we were having lunch???

[CuckingFunt]

:devil How many of y'all noticed your ears burning while we were having lunch???I assumed that was the fever.

[Mister Sinister]

I assumed I was on fire.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

:devil How many of y'all noticed your ears burning while we were having lunch???

That's scary on so many levels.

[ShoogarBear]

:devil How many of y'all noticed your ears burning while we were having lunch???Not my ears. . .

[T Park]

You get used to the burning after the first few months, but I havent felt it prob since february of 03.

[Sheryl Crow]

Three days?

You're a girl.

It doesn't take half a roll to wipe your ass.

And a two flusher or a surface breacher has nothing to do with the amount of shit tickets you use.

Besides, that's why God invented skid marks.

You're one of those bidet using, frosted tip, cufflink wearing metrosexuals I heard about on the news, aren't you?I think I am in LOVE!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

:devil How many of y'all noticed your ears burning while we were having lunch???

My ass was burning, but that was because of diaharrea.

[tlongII]

Antibiotics will clear that burning sensation right up.

[RashoFan]

Not my ears. . .
Shoog...yours ears should have been a four alarm blaze.....:D