Chad Johnson

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anyone see his last celebration? he did a lambeau leap in the BROWNS crowd. they were hitting him and throwing beer at him and stuff. it was funny as hell.

[johnsmith]

anyone see his last celebration? he did a lambeau leap in the BROWNS crowd. they were hitting him and throwing beer at him and stuff. it was funny as hell.


I heard about it. Johnson's best celebrations always seem to come in losing efforts. Last year when he did the "merriman".

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I didn't get what his first celebration was, when he just ran back and forth, and looked kind of confused.

[J.T.]

TO wins best celebration this week.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

anyone see his last celebration? he did a lambeau leap in the BROWNS crowd. they were hitting him and throwing beer at him and stuff. it was funny as hell.

I saw the replay of him talking it up with the Dawg Pound before the game and that's why Chad Johnson is probably my favorite NFL player.

He's just damned entertaining and a star to boot.

[johnsmith]

TO wins best celebration this week.

I agree, that was pretty damn funny.

[peewee's lovechild]

It was funny.

But, funny doesn't help you win games.

[monosylab1k]

It was funny.

But, funny doesn't help you win games.
2 touchdowns does

[Whisky Dog]

2 touchdowns does

He had 1 this week, but it was the difference in the game. Barber had 2 TD and both he and TO have 3 in 2 games.

[peewee's lovechild]

2 touchdowns does

All that celebrating didn't do jack shit for a win yesterday, did it?

[monosylab1k]

All that celebrating didn't do jack shit for a win yesterday, did it?
I'd love to hear you explain how Chad Johnson's celebrating was responsible for Cincy's defense giving up 51 points.

[fyatuk]

I love the celebrations and the ball spiking and all that the NFL wants to get rid of. I like seeing people emotionally involved in the game and getting fired up. But that's another story.

The Johnson skits this week were fairly entertaining. Having his teammate prevent him from doing it the first time was cute, but certainly would have been better if he didn't have to wave his teammate over first.

TO's was funny as hell, especially since the announcers were just talking about the Pats and still thought he was fishing.

[Greg Oden]

Leave it to Cowboy fans to think their shit is better than somebody elses.


But Chad is the funniest player in the league and the BEST WR in the game by far.

[Thunder Dan]

I was at the game, he planned out where he was going to jump with the fans there so they wouldn't do anything to hurt him. He made sure to go to Big Dawg John Thompson's side b/c he knew he wouldn't cut him with anything or do anything terrible. So it doesn't really have the luster as it might sound.

But Chad is better than T.O. in basically every category. Better hands, faster, no fear like T.O., plus he is better after a touchdown. People like Chad Johnson. Some people in Dallas like T.O.

[fyatuk]

Leave it to Cowboy fans to think their shit is better than somebody elses.

But Chad is the funniest player in the league and the BEST WR in the game by far.

Normally yes, but TO's was better this week. That's it.

[OldDirtMcGirt]

Leave it to Cowboy fans to think their shit is better than somebody elses.


But Chad is the funniest player in the league and the BEST WR in the game by far.

Steve Smith disagrees with you.

[kskonn]

I was at the game, he planned out where he was going to jump with the fans there so they wouldn't do anything to hurt him. He made sure to go to Big Dawg John Thompson's side b/c he knew he wouldn't cut him with anything or do anything terrible. So it doesn't really have the luster as it might sound.

But Chad is better than T.O. in basically every category. Better hands, faster, no fear like T.O., plus he is better after a touchdown. People like Chad Johnson. Some people in Dallas like T.O.
I go to every game in Dallas and a lot of people like TO. Everytime he gets the ball the stadium breaks out into TO TO TO chants.

[kskonn]

I'd love to hear you explain how Chad Johnson's celebrating was responsible for Cincy's defense giving up 51 points.


you forgot to add, to the fucking browns!!!

[Greg Oden]

Steve Smith disagrees with you.


I don't think Chad cares.

[Kriz-Maxima]

I like Chad Johnson he is funny but not offensive.

[Thunder Dan]

I go to every game in Dallas and a lot of people like TO. Everytime he gets the ball the stadium breaks out into TO TO TO chants.

Yeah and the people in San Fran cheer for Barry Bonds

[Switchman]

Ocho Cinco has some fucking balls to do that.

In other cities he would have gotten stabbed for that stunt.




His overhyped FIRST TD OF THE SEASON ROME I WON"T DISAPPOINT was pretty lame and not funny at all.

[samikeyp]

He's just damned entertaining and a star to boot.

I would agree...he is fun to watch.

[Horry For 3!]

Chad Johnson is tha shit. I love that guy.

[Erect as a Bull]

Yea I'm a huge Chad fan. Ever since he guaranteed a victory over the Chiefs I've been a fan. I love his Tds and his celebrations. Him and Portis are my 2 favorite players. I usually always try to get Chad on my fantasy team.

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Steve Smith disagrees with you.
Steve Smith is probably more skilled than Chad Johnson, but there is one reason why I would take Johnson over Smith... because hes taller, and that makes him a bigger threat instantly.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd love to hear you explain how Chad Johnson's celebrating was responsible for Cincy's defense giving up 51 points.

I didn't say that, but you probably have trouble reading.

What I did say, though, was that his celebration was "funny but funny doesn't win games."

If you need help breaking that down, let me know.

[monosylab1k]

I didn't say that, but you probably have trouble reading.

What I did say, though, was that his celebration was "funny but funny doesn't win games."

If you need help breaking that down, let me know.
I'll go ahead and word this for someone with the intelligence level of a fifth grader. After all, I'm dealing with someone who thought Hayden Christiansen's portrayal of Anakin was genius.

Johnson's celebrations are funny. Johnson celebrates after touchdowns.

Unless you've got the genius take that touchdowns don't help win games, then Johnson's celebrations in effect do help his team win. It means he's getting into the end zone.

His two touchdowns and the ensuing celebrations have nothing to do with the Bengals losing and everything to do with helping the team have a better shot at winning.

The more Johnson brings the funny, the better the Bengals will be this year.

[peewee's lovechild]

The more Johnson brings the funny, the better the Bengals will be this year.

Hey genius, he brought the funny and the Bengals still weren't any better.

That's just a stupid statement.

But, then again, it's you making it.

[monosylab1k]

Hey genius, he brought the funny and the Bengals still weren't any better.
He brought the funny and the Bengals scored 45 points. He's not responsible for the defense giving up 51.

[peewee's lovechild]

He brought the funny and the Bengals scored 45 points. He's not responsible for the defense giving up 51.

But, did they win??

Go ahead, answer the question.

[monosylab1k]

But, did they win??

Go ahead, answer the question.
doesn't matter if they win or not.

you said Johnson bringing the funny doesn't help his team win. And unless you're trying to tell me that scoring touchdowns doesn't help his team win, then you're wrong. thanks.

Johnson and TO bring the funny. Their teams are a combined 3-1 right now.

[Whisky Dog]

I have a question for anyone here that might know. What are the specific rules regarding penalties for celebrations? From what I heard TO got the 15 yd penalty (which is a hinderance to winning) because he used the goal post as a prop. Does that mean that he could have just gone to the corner of the endzone, lied down like he was sneaking around, and have done the exact same camera motion with the ball and not get the penalty?

[monosylab1k]

I have a question for anyone here that might know. What are the specific rules regarding penalties for celebrations? From what I heard TO got the 15 yd penalty (which is a hinderance to winning) because he used the goal post as a prop. Does that mean that he could have just gone to the corner of the endzone, lied down like he was sneaking around, and have done the exact same camera motion with the ball and not get the penalty?
I'm not sure about the rule either but if I remember, he got flagged for the "nap" celebration when he used the ball as a pillow last year. So maybe the ball can be considered a prop too? I think anything besides spiking the ball and doing a little dance will get you the penalty.

[peewee's lovechild]

doesn't matter if they win or not.

you said Johnson bringing the funny doesn't help his team win. And unless you're trying to tell me that scoring touchdowns doesn't help his team win, then you're wrong. thanks.

Johnson and TO bring the funny. Their teams are a combined 3-1 right now.

Moron, read what I wrote.

I wrote that funny doesn't help you win games.
I never said touchdowns don't help you win games.

You, little moron, said Chad being funny helps make his team better.
He brought the funny on Sunday.
I asked if the Bengals won.
And, you still haven't answered.

Did Chad bringing the funny help his team win??

Answer the question.

[monosylab1k]

I wrote that funny doesn't help you win games.
I never said touchdowns don't help you win games.
When does Chad Johnson bring the funny?

Answer the question.

[monosylab1k]

P.S. - since you're too stupid to figure this out, I'll explain again. "Helping your team" and "Making your team better" does not always mean your team will win, it just means that they will win more games than they would if they didn't have you.

[peewee's lovechild]

When does Chad Johnson bring the funny?

Answer the question.

I'll answer your question because I can man up, unlike you.

Yes, Chad brings the "funny" when he scores touchdowns. But, that really doesn't fortify your point. He can easily score touchdowns without the funny and it will still be the same effect . . . 6 points.

You, on the other hand, claimed that it makes his team better. Yet, they still lost. So, how does being funny help your team (or make them better) when he broght the "funny" and his team still lost??

I'll ask the question again:

Did Chad bringing the funny help his team win?

[monosylab1k]

Yes, Chad brings the "funny" when he scores touchdowns.
thank you

[peewee's lovechild]

P.S. - since you're too stupid to figure this out, I'll explain again. "Helping your team" and "Making your team better" does not always mean your team will win, it just means that they will win more games than they would if they didn't have you.

You're a fucking moron.

Does Marvin Harrison bring the funny after a touchdown?
Does Reggie Wayne bring the funny after a touchdown?
Does Andre Johnson bring the funny after a touchdown?

And yet, they are all 2-0 at this point.

So, did they need the "funny"?

[peewee's lovechild]

thank you

1 win, 1 loss.

Yea, it's a great help bringing the funny.

The Colts are 2-0, without the funny.

Hmmm, I can really see how effective bringing the funny is.

[monosylab1k]

You're a fucking moron.

Does Marvin Harrison bring the funny after a touchdown?
Does Reggie Wayne bring the funny after a touchdown?
Does Andre Johnson bring the funny after a touchdown?

And yet, they are all 2-0 at this point.

So, did they need the "funny"?
Has any of their defenses given up 51 points?

[monosylab1k]

1 win, 1 loss.

Yea, it's a great help bringing the funny.

The Colts are 2-0, without the funny.

Hmmm, I can really see how effective bringing the funny is.
Cowboys are 2-0. bringing the funny works when your defense doesn't give up 51 points.

[monosylab1k]

Hmmm, I can really see how effective bringing the funny is.
I can see how effective touchdowns are.

[monosylab1k]

He can easily score touchdowns without the funny and it will still be the same effect
No, cuz then there would be no funny. Different effect, same benefits to the team tho.

[peewee's lovechild]

thank you

You're welcome.

Now, are you man enough to answer the question I've given you.

Na, you're gonna punk out like the little bitch you are.

[peewee's lovechild]

Has any of their defenses given up 51 points?
So you theory is conditional on the teams defense?

[monosylab1k]

You're welcome.

Now, are you man enough to answer the question I've given you.

Na, you're gonna punk out like the little bitch you are.
Yes, Chad Johnson brought the funny and the Bengals have a win. Happy? Get back to me when the tears dry up.

[peewee's lovechild]

I can see how effective touchdowns are.

No one's arguing that, but that's okay.

[monosylab1k]

So you theory is conditional on the teams defense?
LaDainian Tomlinson doesn't bring the funny and his team is 1-1. McNabb doesn't bring the funny and he's 0-2. In fact, there are more 0-2 teams with players who don't bring the funny.

So is your theory on not bringing funny conditional on team defense as well?

[peewee's lovechild]

Yes, Chad Johnson brought the funny and the Bengals have a win. Happy? Get back to me when the tears dry up.

So, they won this past Sunday.

Because, that would be news to everyone here.

Why don't you show us Sunday's score so we can be enlightened.

[monosylab1k]

So, they won this past Sunday.

Because, that would be news to everyone here.

Why don't you show us Sunday's score so we can be enlightened.
Look at current standings and tell me what number you see in the win column for Cincinatti.

[peewee's lovechild]

No, cuz then there would be no funny. Different effect, same benefits to the team tho.

Do you even read what you type.

6 pts is all that matters. 6 pts that you get without the funny. The funny doesn't do jack shit. It doesn't add any more pts, but it can take away yards from your team and put them in a bind.

[monosylab1k]

but it can take away yards from your team and put them in a bind.
how many yards has Chad Johnson been penalized for this year?

[monosylab1k]

6 pts is all that matters. 6 pts that you get without the funny.
or with it. either way, 6 points. I'm sorry football isn't played by robots devoid of personality.

[peewee's lovechild]

Look at current standings and tell me what number you see in the win column for Cincinatti.

Why don't you take a look at the current standings and tell me the number you see in the loss column for Cincinatti.

Apparently, your funny theory only works at 50%.

[peewee's lovechild]

or with it. either way, 6 points. I'm sorry football isn't played by robots devoid of personality.

I'm pretty sure you can find a playground where there's all sorts of five year olds that celebrate when they gain a yard.

You'll be happy there.

[monosylab1k]

Why don't you take a look at the current standings and tell me the number you see in the loss column for Cincinatti.

Apparently, your funny theory only works at 50%.
Cowboys are 2-0.

[monosylab1k]

I'm pretty sure you can find a playground where there's all sorts of five year olds that celebrate when they gain a yard.
who said anything about celebrating after gaining a yard? now you're deviating WAY off course, kinda like a George Lucas plot line.

[peewee's lovechild]

how many yards has Chad Johnson been penalized for this year?

You want to go back and add up the yards he's been penalized as well as the amount of fines he's been given?

[monosylab1k]

You want to go back and add up the yards he's been penalized as well as the amount of fines he's been given?
Find me a game that the Bengals or Cowboys or Eagles lost specifically because of the penalty received by Chad Johnson/Terrell Owens.

[peewee's lovechild]

Find me a game that the Bengals or Cowboys or Eagles lost specifically because of the penalty received by Chad Johnson/Terrell Owens.

Find me a Super Bowl that was won because someone brought the funny.

[peewee's lovechild]

who said anything about celebrating after gaining a yard? now you're deviating WAY off course, kinda like a George Lucas plot line.

Because that's bringing the funny too.

By the way, you were okay with Lucas' plotline for the orginal triology . . . so what's your point?

[samikeyp]

Find me a Super Bowl that was won because someone brought the funny.

Super Bowl XVII
Skins over Dolphins...the "Fun Bunch" for Washington.

:)

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Find me a Super Bowl that was won because someone brought the funny.
Superbowl 39. Patriots over Eagles.

Recievers constantly mocking the Eagle's "wing flap" after receptions and a TD, and Rodney Harrison doing the same after catching the game clinching INT.

[peewee's lovechild]

Super Bowl XVII
Skins over Dolphins...the "Fun Bunch" for Washington.

:)

:lol

True.

[peewee's lovechild]

Superbowl 39. Patriots over Eagles.

Recievers constantly mocking the Eagle's "wing flap" after receptions and a TD, and Rodney Harrison doing the same after catching the game clinching INT.

:lol :lol

True, I forgot about that one.

But, that was more in response to FREDEX (as well as T.O) yapping his mouth and trying to bring the funny.

[peewee's lovechild]

Did the "dirty bird" help Jamal Anderson and the Falcons?

[monosylab1k]

Because that's bringing the funny too.
No, it's not. Celebrating after a yardage gain or 1st down is stupid.

Bringing the funny only occurs after touchdowns.

[monosylab1k]

Did the "dirty bird" help Jamal Anderson and the Falcons?
Stupid dances are not "bringing the funny" unless it's done in a mocking fashion.

[peewee's lovechild]

Stupid dances are not "bringing the funny" unless it's done in a mocking fashion.

So, Chad Johnson's "Riverdance" celebration from last year wasn't "bringing the funny"?

[J.T.]

It is kosher to, on defense, do a little celebrating after a sack, pick that isn't taken to the house, or big stop on 3rd down. Not the Merriman dance, but maybe like headbutt with the safety or some shit. Sucks that the NFL changed the rules and is docking yards for spiking the ball.

[monosylab1k]

So, Chad Johnson's "Riverdance" celebration from last year wasn't "bringing the funny"?

Stupid dances are not "bringing the funny" unless it's done in a mocking fashion.

[monosylab1k]

It is kosher to, on defense, do a little celebrating after a sack, pick that isn't taken to the house, or big stop on 3rd down. Not the Merriman dance, but maybe like headbutt with the safety or some shit. Sucks that the NFL changed the rules and is docking yards for spiking the ball.
For whatever reason, I'm a big fan of the "jump shot" celebration after a sack. It's stupid and makes zero sense, but I like it.

[Findog]

For whatever reason, I'm a big fan of the "jump shot" celebration after a sack. It's stupid and makes zero sense, but I like it.

I would love to see a guy sack one of these Jesus-freak QBs like Kitna or Kurt Warner, and instead of doing a dance to celebrate, stare at them lying on the ground and say "WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, MUTHAFUCKA???"

[samikeyp]

Super Bowl 12

Butch Johnson

California Quake

Dallas 27-10

[samikeyp]

I would love to see a guy sack one of these Jesus-freak QBs like Kitna or Kurt Warner, and instead of doing a dance to celebrate, stare at them lying on the ground and say "WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, MUTHAFUCKA???"

:lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

Stupid dances are not "bringing the funny" unless it's done in a mocking fashion.

How was Chad mocking anything with the Riverdance celebration.

According to him, he practiced that jig.

[peewee's lovechild]

I would love to see a guy sack one of these Jesus-freak QBs like Kitna or Kurt Warner, and instead of doing a dance to celebrate, stare at them lying on the ground and say "WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, MUTHAFUCKA???"

I'd laugh at that.

[Findog]

I'd laugh at that.

Yeah, I bet that's why you never see them choose Ray Lewis or Tank Johnson for the "mic'd up" segment they always do.

It would end up sound like an EKG machine.

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:lol :lol

True, I forgot about that one.

But, that was more in response to FREDEX (as well as T.O) yapping his mouth and trying to bring the funny.

T.O. didn't yap his mouth. And Fred-Ex was just joking around, but as usual, the most oversensitive guy in the NFL in Rodney Harrison was offended, even after Freddie said that he was just joking.

[peewee's lovechild]

T.O. didn't yap his mouth. And Fred-Ex was just joking around, but as usual, the most oversensitive guy in the NFL in Rodney Harrison was offended, even after Freddie said that he was just joking.

Fred joked himself all the way to unemployment.

[monosylab1k]

the most oversensitive guy in the NFL in Rodney Harrison
Joey Porter

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Fred joked himself all the way to unemployment.
Well, it was really a joke that he was employed to begin with.

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Joey Porter
Rodney Harrison.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, it was really a joke that he was employed to begin with.

True that.

[exstatic]

How was Chad mocking anything with the Riverdance celebration.

According to him, he practiced that jig.
You're joking now, right? Riverdance exists only to be mocked. Chad practiced so that he did a good job of mocking the dancers without arms.