The Clubs smallest Books_[]_

[Al Gore]

How to put a Troll on Ignore
By: Anyone in the club over 21

[mouse]

How to hold your liquor at a gtg ,
By: trainwreck

:lmao

[Last Comic Standing]

How to properly dunk an NBA basketball


By:SequSpur

:lmao

[Dude]

How to get rich easy by selling four, and water,
and calling it a "Funnel Cakes"


By:Tpark

:lmao

[Smackie Chan]

That NBA Championship feeling!










by:any Mav's fan


:lmao

[Tonto]

how to love your dog by pale face mike Vic

[Smackie Chan]

shirt folding made simple









by: Johnny Blaze!


:lmao

[Fillmoe]

How to get some ass



by Trainwreck

[Fillmoe]

How to leave your computer




by mouse

[Fillmoe]

How to commit suicide



by peewees lovechild

[Fillmoe]

how to get some pussy




by Fagiafrost

[Fillmoe]

how to fool your optometrist into giving you a prescription for contacts




by timdp

[Fillmoe]

how to win an election




by al gore

[Booty Call]

Real females I have had sex with!











By: NorCal510

[Howard K Stern]

How to milk a cow!

[Fillmoe]

how to stay alive




by anna nicole smith

[atxrocker]

:lmao @ this thread

[Whottt.]

My life as a gay Bowler still in the closet.







By: Keda :lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

How to hold your liquor at a gtg ,
By: trainwreck

:lmao
good




How to get some ass



by Trainwreck
Better

[PakiDan]

How to Steal Buffalo Wings

by: Big Zax

[dickface]

How To Succeed At Scamming People Into Buy Bogus Dave & Buster's Coupons

by: GiG

[samikeyp]

How to Steal Buffalo Wings

by: Big Zax

:lmao

[Ronaldo McDonald]

How to be a fan of the NBA and still hate black people

ArgSpursFan

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

How Ratings Are More Important

By: da_suns_fan__

[angel_luv]

How to get featured in the Club banner

By: The majority.

[monosylab1k]

How To Beat The Spurs

by Steve Nash

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Starting the Austin Police Benevolent Association" by atxrocker.

[samikeyp]

How I made my way into the club banner.

By Me. :)

[monosylab1k]

How To Score With Ambiguous Bisexuals On SpursTalk

by peewee's lovechild

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

"Trimming your Signature" by Batman

[Dude]

How to take your own photos :Buddy Holly :lol

[Samr]

How to Make Friends

by Shawn Marion

[Samr]

Advertising and Public Relations on the Web

by ashrafabdeljaber

[Samr]

If I Didn't Do It

by O.J. Simpson

[I am Tom]

"Trimming your Signature" by Batman

:lmao

[Whottt.]

Advertising and Public Relations on the Web

by ashrafabdeljaber


:lol

[Samr]

Birth Control: Understanding Proper Use of Condoms and Other Contraceptives

by Shawn Kemp

[midgetonadonkey]

How to promote a ghetto San Antonio nightclub. By: Batman32423978259723425

[monosylab1k]

Convincing SpursTalk You Got Laid And Posting Pictures That Prove It

by dallaskd

[Samr]

A Guide to Healthy Living and What it Means for Your Career

by Vin Baker

[CubanMustGo]

Democrats We Love

by

Yonivore, xrayzebra, and Wild Cobra

[Samr]

Ethics in Sports

by Bill Belichick

[monosylab1k]

Devin Harris Is Pretty Good

by thispego

[Mixability]

How to be a Nice Guy.

by Danyo

[Viva Las Espuelas]

How to fit in by Ashbeeigh

[2centsworth]

independent thought

by Chumpdumper

[Viva Las Espuelas]

independent thought

by Chumpdumperthat's funny, but it's more like

How to answer a direct question

by

chumpdumper

[ashbeeigh]

How to fit in by Ashbeeigh

How to eat shit by VIVA_LAS_ESPUELAS

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

How to eat shit by VIVA_LAS_ESPUELAS

I would think that book would approach "War and Peace" size.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Witty Comebacks

by

Ashbeeigh

[Viva Las Espuelas]

How to be a Great Writer

by

BJ47....oops jb47

[Fillmoe]

how to ip ban norcal510




by kori ellis

[midgetonadonkey]

How to get pissed on by a bowling loving white boy.

By ashbeeigh

[midgetonadonkey]

How to be a lame troll created by a piss loving girl.

By: ATRAIN

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

How to be a Great Writer

by

BJ47....oops jb47

You're right.

Page 1: Follow my lead.

The end.

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Roswell: What Really Happened

Sam Cassell

[Ronaldo McDonald]

The Art of Flopping

By Manu Ginobili and Anderson Verajo

Edited by Vlade Divac

[Carnie]

How to eat shit by VIVA_LAS_ESPUELAS


:lmao

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Black Like Me"
-by NorCal510

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Take It To The Bank: Picking the Winning Team EVERY Time"
-by Fillmoe

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"How To Win Friends & Influence People"
-by TPark
Special forward by SequSpur

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"I WOULDN'T Hit It"
-by tlongII

[Mixability]

The Art of Flopping

By Manu Ginobili and Anderson Verajo

Edited by Vlade Divac

Comprehending Thread Titles

by Ronaldo McDonald

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The Art of Flopping

By Manu Ginobili and Anderson Verajo

Edited by Vlade DivacForeward by Devin Harris

[monosylab1k]

Comprehending Thread Titles

by Ronaldo McDonald
:lol

[NORCAL5I0]

The life of a bar stool under bigzax's ass in the banner above.

[ShoogarBear]

Expressing Yourself Clearly

by ducks

[ShoogarBear]

How to take your own photos :Buddy Holly :lolForeward by ashrafabdeljaber

[ShoogarBear]

Hustle!

by Beno Udrih

[ShoogarBear]

My Top Five Dunks

by Tony Parker

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Which teams' championship season was better

by

Michael Finley

[Samr]

How to Pamper Your Pup

by Michael Vick



(it's almost getting cliche to make these jokes now, but someone has to)

[Samr]

$10 Meals

a cookbook by Latrell Sprewell

[Prophetess]

America's Next Top Model
author: Prophetess

[monosylab1k]

Subtlety

by Stephen A. Smith

[Fillmoe]

playing fair

by the new england patriots

[CubanMustGo]

oops

[Stephen A. Smith]

Subtlety

by Stephen A. Smith
Quite frankly that sounds like it would be the single greatest volume in the history of the printing press!

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Comprehending Thread Titles

by Ronaldo McDonald

:dizzy

[Slomo]

My Photo Album

by Buddy Holly

[Slomo]

The art of discreet photoshoping.

by ashrafabdeljaber

[CubanMustGo]

Things I can't do in Photoshop

by Slomo

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Things I can't do in Photoshop

by Slomonice one.

[atxrocker]

"I WOULDN'T Hit It"
-by tlongII


:lol :lol

[kingsfan]

"Take It To The Bank: Picking the Winning Team EVERY Time"
-by Fillmoehttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/lmao.gif best 1 yet, guarandamtee it http://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smismile.gif

[Slomo]

My favorite trolls

by Kori Ellis

[Slomo]

Why I love FIBA basketball

by Tim Duncan

[Slomo]

My favorite teammates

by Kobe Bryant

[Slomo]

The Heimlich maneuver or how to prevent choking

by Dirk Nowitzki

[atxrocker]

The Heimlich maneuver or how to prevent choking

by Dirk Nowitzki


:smokin

[Slomo]

Singing in the rain

by Deuce

[Slomo]

Fun activities in the snow

by timvp

[Brianna]

Expressing Yourself Clearly

by ducks


:lol

[Banjo Boy]

My favorite teammates

by Kobe Bryant


:lol

[Slomo]

How not to hold grudges

by Joey Crawford

[atxrocker]

proving that you don't need attention

cowritten by spurfect and luvbones

[atxrocker]

how to win a penis contest

by bishopryan

[Dream Weaver]

How not to hold grudges

by Joey Crawford


:lmao

[Aunt Ester]

Roswell: What Really Happened

Sam Cassell

:lol

[ShoogarBear]

Why Worry? It's Only Money

by Peter Holt

[Slomo]

Why Worry? It's Only Money

by Peter Holt:lol

[ShoogarBear]

Geography

by Miss Teen South Carolina

[ShoogarBear]

Men We Didn't Trash At the Luncheon

by Shelly

[Whottt.]

Men We Didn't Trash At the Luncheon

by Shelly


:lol

[Samr]

Public Speaking and the Art of Pro-Nun-C-A-Tion

by George W. Bush

[Samr]

Wintertime Safety for Dummies

by Sonny Bono

[Samr]

Practice Makes Perfect

by Allan Iverson

[ROFL]

Geography

by Miss Teen South Carolina


:lmao

[Mog]

Geography

by Miss Teen South Carolina

:lol

[Mog]

Practice Makes Perfect

by Allan Iverson

:lol

[Fillmoe]

Geography

by Miss Teen South Carolina

:lol

[resistanze]

How to find women your age
by R. Kelly

[resistanze]

Platinum success: the chronicles of a rapper

By Kevin Federline

[angel_luv]

:lol you guys are too funny!

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Geography

by Miss Teen South Carolina


:lol :lol

[CubanMustGo]

Having a successful career while raising a family

by Britney Spears

[CubanMustGo]

Respecting the team that beats you year in and year out in the playoffs

by da_suns_fan

[CubanMustGo]

My strategies for winning the in the NBA

by Mike D'Antoni

[CubanMustGo]

Championships I've won without a NBA hall-of-famer

by Phil Jackson

[Fillmoe]

Championships I've won without a NBA hall-of-famer

by Phil Jackson


Co-Written by Greg Pop A Bitch

[CubanMustGo]

Solid Takes I've Made at Spurstalk.com

by Fillmoe

[Fillmoe]

My strategies for winning the in the NBA

by Mike D'Antoni


How not to make an error


by CubanMustGo

[whottt]

How to not turn a crappy thread crappier


by CubanMustGo and Fillmoe

[whottt]

Original thread ideas for the Club


by mouse

[whottt]

5 reasons I'm not schitzo


by Marcus Bryant

[whottt]

Times I have beaten whottt in fantasy baseball this year



by Melmart1

[whottt]

I don't like sex


By Spurswoman

[Melmart1]

How to make a thread where Whottt posts short replies

by Mouse

[whottt]

How to make a thread where Whottt posts short replies

by Mouse









Comprehending Thread Titles

by Ronaldo McDonald


Foreword by Melmart1

[ShoogarBear]

________ > Coyote

by whottt

[whottt]

Wisecracks based on the here and now and not 2004



by S. Bear

[whottt]

Keeping your ERA Trim


By Johnny Maine


Dedicated to Melmart1

[2Blonde]

Men We Didn't Trash At the Luncheon

by ShellyNo, actually we decided you need your very own book... A coffee table book with pictorials. we decided to name it the
The Big Book of Shoog!
Oh wait, I guess that dyslexia must be kicking in. It's supposed to be
The Book of Shoog's Big .... :smokin

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Tolerance In Times of Stupidity"
-by Melmart1

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"Posting With Taste"
-by midgetonadonkey

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

"How's The Weather Up There?: A Comprehensive List of Women Who Are Taller Than Me"
-by Silver21 Black 20

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I have the best husband in the world

by

Hillary Clinton

[monosylab1k]

Reasons Why My New Avatar Sucks
by Viva Las Espuelas

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Reasons Why My New Avatar Sucks
by Viva Las EspuelasMy first NBA championship parade experience

by

monosylab1k

with forewards by Pat Riley and Don Nelson.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Reasons Why My New Avatar Sucks
by Viva Las EspuelasThe Life of a Heterosexual

by

monosylab1k

[to21]

Reasons why I wouldn't want to hook-up with the Funt

By TSA

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Dude, Where's My Weed?

By Whottt and JT

[monosylab1k]

The Life of a Heterosexual

by

monosylab1k
How To Take A Compliment
by
Viva Las Espuelas

[Viva Las Espuelas]

How To Take A Compliment
by
Viva Las Espuelasoops.

well i'll take back the second one.

[DarkReign]

How To Take A Compliment
by
Viva Las Espuelas

I was about to say....

[DarkReign]

An Open-minded View of American Politics

by Yonivore

[DarkReign]

Why the Red Sox WON'T win the World Series

by Jim50

[DarkReign]

Posting Accurate, Unbiased Sources of Media

by NBADan

[DarkReign]

Worthwhile News

by The Club

[DarkReign]

For My Undying Love of Humanity

by DR

[Mister Sinister]

Common Decency

by The Trolls

[DarkReign]

Bilingual: The Need for Immigrants to Learn the Language of the Country they Immigrated To

by elpimpo

[Mister Sinister]

How To Like People

by Shagia Frost

[marini martini]

:lmao :lmao :lmao How did I miss this thread?

By marinimartini :drunk

[tlongII]

Weak. Sauce. by tlongII

[marini martini]

Why there is no God

by Peewee's lovechild
Forward by C.F.

[marini martini]

Tune in Turn On Drop Out

By Timothy Leary

[marini martini]

How to self Medicate

By Medstudent

[marini martini]

See Ya later, I have guests Comming for Dinner

By Marini Martini

[whottt]

Gets it


by marini martini

[whottt]

smeagol and the vcrew, a love story


by the vcrew and smeagol

[Samr]

Love and Indianapolis (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/basketball/nba/11/25/olowokandi.arrested/index.html?cnn=yes)
by Michael Olowokandi

[2Blonde]

The Complete Book of Female Anatomy

By Viva La Espuelas, TPark & Ducks
Edited for accuracy by Jman3000 :p:

[Fillmoe]

The Complete Book of Female Anatomy

By Viva La Espuelas, TPark & Ducks
Edited for accuracy by Jman3000 :p:


Co-Written by CuckingFunt

[marini martini]

Gets it


by marini martini


To Sir With Love

By Marini Martini

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Change Your Life Through Travel: Inspiring Tales and Tips for Exploring Italy

By TPark

[2Blonde]

smeagol and the vcrew, a love story


by the vcrew and smeagol


Look, I found a picture of smeagol getting ready for his big book launch party.
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m242/pimpingyourspace/Funny_Myspace_Images/images/at_the_oscars.jpg
I feel pretty, Oh so pretty...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Have your ways with the Ladies

By

Michael Jackson

foreword by A Catholic Priest

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My NBA Rookie Season: A season to remember

by

Greg Oden

[marini martini]

It has taken me 32 hours to post My Avatar & I Still Have No Idear What the Hell I'm Doin'

By: Marini Martini

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Gets it


by marini martinihttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smilol.gif

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Gets it


by marini martiniForeward by 2Blonde


The Complete Book of Female Anatomy

By Viva La Espuelas, TPark & Ducks
Edited for accuracy by Jman3000 :p:

[CuckingFunt]

Co-Written by CuckingFuntYou see, Fillmoe, the object of the thread is to jokingly pair a poster (or some other person) with a subject on which they wouldn't have much to say -- hence, it lead to a rather short book.

On the subject of female anatomy, however, I'm a fucking expert. Therefore, you fail.

Please keep this in mind during all future attempts at humor.

Thanks ever so.

[Trainwreck2100]

You see, Fillmoe, the object of the thread is to jokingly pair a poster (or some other person) with a subject on which they wouldn't have much to say -- hence, it lead to a rather short book.

On the subject of female anatomy, however, I'm a fucking expert. Therefore, you fail.

Please keep this in mind during all future attempts at humor.

Thanks ever so.

I think he was calling you a dude.

[Trainwreck2100]

The Complete Book of Female Anatomy

By Viva La Espuelas, TPark & Ducks
Edited for accuracy by Jman3000 :p:

A for effort
F for presentation

[CuckingFunt]

I think he was calling you a dude.Ya think?

[Fillmoe]

I think he was calling you a dude.


hes too stupid to realize that.... fucking 29 year old freshmen

[=RTM=]

It has taken me 32 hours to post My Avatar & I Still Have No Idear What the Hell I'm Doin'

By: Marini Martini

:lmao

[Last Comic Standing]

You see, Fillmoe, the object of the thread is to jokingly pair a poster (or some other person) with a subject on which they wouldn't have much to say -- hence, it lead to a rather short book.

On the subject of female anatomy, however, I'm a fucking expert. Therefore, you fail.

Please keep this in mind during all future attempts at humor.

Thanks ever so.



Priceless! ^















How not to get clotheslined : SequSpur

[CuckingFunt]

fucking 29 year old freshmenI'm a sophomore.

Fucker.

And not at all ashamed of the ten years I spent out of school.

[Last Comic Standing]

How to hold your liquor

: trainwreck

[Trainwreck2100]

You used that one already

[Last Comic Standing]

The only 3 holes in my life that matter: Keda







http://www.nbc.com/Casting/images/lcs_logo.jpg

[Last Comic Standing]

50 ways to make real friends on the www : NorCal510



http://www.nbc.com/Casting/images/lcs_logo.jpg

[Last Comic Standing]

How to keep men @ ST from masturbating to my pictures



:2Blonde


http://www.nbc.com/Casting/images/lcs_logo.jpg

[Last Comic Standing]

Life as a Horse Jockey
























:Tpark




http://www.nbc.com/Casting/images/lcs_logo.jpg

[Last Comic Standing]

101 things you can do with a banana............




















MannyIsGod!

:lmao


http://www.nbc.com/Casting/images/lcs_logo.jpg

[Last Comic Standing]

Beauty tips for your skin..........





























BY: Greg PopaVitch!


that was not right............











Life w/o booze : Peter Holt

















was that better?





http://www.nbc.com/Casting/images/lcs_logo.jpg

[jman3000]

how to study hard and not spend your time browsing the interets while you should be doing a research project (working title)

by jman

[jman3000]

i too would like to think im pretty good with female anatomy... : /

[Re-Animator]

How to properly pick cabbage: By any white person :lmao

[jman3000]

it's ok... i know when she gets a divorce she'll be coming back...they all come back.

[jman3000]

wiping front to back

by oscar de la hoya

[Lance]

i too would like to think im pretty good with female anatomy... : /


Dude you couldn't get laid if you had the last cucumber on an deserted Island with 50 horny woman

[jman3000]

shoving a cucumber up a chicks poon isn't considered getting laid... that's just 3rd base... so you're right.

[Mister Sinister]

How to not be a nerd

by Shagia Frost.

[CavsSuperFan]

Sensational Draft Picks of the Portland Trail Blazers....
By Tlong....

http://www.jdsports.co.uk/uploads/info/2535_Ecard-sml-JDI.gif

[Spurs>All]

Best moments of the 2007 NBA Finals

by CavsSuperFan

[CavsSuperFan]

Ouch...

[Cantina Poster]

shoving a cucumber up a chicks poon isn't considered getting laid... that's just 3rd base... so you're right.


Who said the cucumber was for the girls? :lmao



Topics worth reading By: LadySpur

[Whottt.]

Posts I have made in the Troll forum : SpursChick

[2Blonde]

The Complete Book of Female Anatomy

By Viva La Espuelas, TPark & Ducks
Edited for accuracy by Jman3000 :p:
jman3000 i too would like to think im pretty good with female anatomy... : /

I was talking about your knowledge of the anatomy, not whether you are good with it. :lol
According to the below referenced post, you seemed to need some education on why female anatomy comes in all shapes, sizes & COLORS. None of which have to do with being used and abused. :spin

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77992&highlight=roast+beef

[to21]

^:lol

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Trolls We Think Aren't Mouse by The Club

[Smackie Chan]

My black roots: NorCal

[TheSanityAnnex]

I was talking about your knowledge of the anatomy, not whether you are good with it. :lol
According to the below referenced post, you seemed to need some education on why female anatomy comes in all shapes, sizes & COLORS. None of which have to do with being used and abused. :spin

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=77992&highlight=roast+beef http://www.steadyhealth.com/regular...bia_t68194.html (http://www.steadyhealth.com/regular_color_of_labia_t68194.html)




Holy shit, thanks for the link. I'm gonna have a blast trolling the shit out of that place. :tu


I would like to know what regular color for labia is. I am not sure is that connected with the color of the nipples, or someone’s complexion. I, for example, have pink nipples and pink labia. Os, I thought that is normal and then I saw photos of the girls you have very dark labia. Is this normal, or mine? Please, help me with this! :lol