if woman did not have breast

[ducks]

would men put up with them :hungry:

[monosylab1k]

the fuck?

[Slomo]

I don't know about men, but babies would be pretty pissed...

[thispego]

i wont date a girl unless she has breasts

[TheSanityAnnex]

As long as they have breasts

[monosylab1k]

boobs are cool.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

We'd still like them, but would ask them to stand on their heads so we can focus more on their asses without hurting our necks.

[ShoogarBear]

We'd still like them, but would ask them to stand on their heads so we can focus more on their asses without hurting our necks.Outstanding.

[Harry Reid]

They should have three. Two on the back and one in the middle
of their chest. That is what I would pass a law for. Barney might
object. You conservatives figure it out for yourselves.

[ShoogarBear]

And what the hell is up with the recent spate of philosophical questions from the ducks?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And what the hell is up with the recent spate of philosophical questions from the ducks?

The sticky icky?

[1369]

And what the hell is up with the recent spate of philosophical questions from the ducks?

He's trying to figure out what to do until Leopard comes out.

[ShoogarBear]

:lol, nah I figure ducks stoned would write prose like William F. Buckley.

[1369]

:lol, nah I figure ducks stoned would write prose like William F. Buckley.

I don't know, I'm thinking a more critical thinking Hunter S. Thompson.

[peewee's lovechild]

If women didn't have breasts, their vaginas would have to be extremely spectacular to make up for it.

I mean, pornstar quality to the 20th degree.

[1369]

If women didn't have breasts, their vaginas would have to be extremely spectacular to make up for it.

I mean, pornstar quality to the 20th degree.

An open faced roast beef sammich is an open faced roast beef sammich.

[midgetonadonkey]

As long as they still have nice asses and no penis then it's all good.

[fraga]

I like big ( o )( o )'s and I can not lie...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

wow. that's tough. i guess i'd put up with them, but not as much as i would if they can a nice set of cans.

[peewee's lovechild]

An open faced roast beef sammich is an open faced roast beef sammich.

Not really.

An open faced roast beef sammich with all the fixins aint the same as a simple opend faced roast beef sammich.

[Bigzax]

they can get implants

[peewee's lovechild]

they can get implants

It would definitely be a requirement.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

they can get implantsyeah, but they won't be able to do this
http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=3102&dateline=1190179763
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[Art Linkletter]

I certainly hope no breast cancer survivors with double mastectomies open this thread.

[2Blonde]

You guys keep talking about whether or not you would put up with us if we didn't have boobs!?!?!?! You "guys" are damned lucky we put up with you at all !!!!!
But keep talking smack, it's pretty funny. :lmao

[1369]

If they didn't have them, at least guys would look them in the eye.

But if they didn't, what would hold the towel up?

[CuckingFunt]

You guys keep talking about whether or not you would put up with us if we didn't have boobs!?!?!?! You "guys" are damned lucky we put up with you at all !!!!!
But keep talking smack, it's pretty funny. :lmao:clap

[DarkReign]

:clap

What are you clapping for? What do you know about what men want and need? You gave up on that schtick a long time ago.

[CuckingFunt]

What are you clapping for? What do you know about what men want and need? You gave up on that schtick a long time ago.I never had a schtick and, therefore, could not have possibly given one up.

[Mister Sinister]

If women didn't have tits, it wouldn't bother me much.

[2Blonde]

I never had a schtick and, therefore, could not have possibly given one up.


:lmao :clap

[Mister Sinister]

I never had a schtick and, therefore, could not have possibly given one up.
You've never divided by zero, have ya, CF?

[T Park]

If women didn't have breasts, that would be one less thing they get catty at each other about.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

If women didn't have breasts, that would be one less thing they get catty at each other about.

You must be a hit with the ladies.

[T Park]

You must be a hit with the ladies.


Well, they always argue "They are real, they arent real. Why do you like her, shes a plastic bimbo blah blah blah"


Its just taking out something to be jealous or create jealousy over.


Just pointing out the positives....

[lil'mo]

hahaha, i just reread the title of the thread

"if woman did not have breast"

ducks, you are 1 in 1,000,000

:lmao

[TheSanityAnnex]

If women didn't have breasts, their vaginas would have to be extremely spectacular to make up for it.

I mean, pornstar quality to the 20th degree.Yeah, pornstars sure are known to have some of the tightest best looking hatchet wounds around.

[SpursWoman]

If woman did not have breast, woman could run without risk of black eye.

[TheSanityAnnex]

The tits are a good place for fat storage. Better there than other places.

[marini martini]

If woman did not have breast I guess she gets the leg, thigh or neck

[Nbadan]

...some women don't have breasts....

[Twisted_Dawg]

wow. that's tough. i guess i'd put up with them, but not as much as i would if they can a nice set of cans.

You have a tremendous fucking avatar...the BEST I have ever seen.

[Twisted_Dawg]

Yeah, pornstars sure are known to have some of the tightest best looking hatchet wounds around.


Absolutely classic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Twisted_Dawg]

How do you SpursTalk women put up with such open and blatant sexism?

[Leetonidas]

wow. that's tough. i guess i'd put up with them, but not as much as i would if they can a nice set of cans.
Gianna Michaels FTW

[marini martini]

We sic our trolls on them and make them cry

[marini martini]

How do you SpursTalk women put up with such open and blatant sexism?

It's like our own little reality show :downspin:

[ashbeeigh]

This can be a funny question. And I am glad all of you have a sense of humor. But I have a "what if" for the boys of ST.

What if you're SO, who had perfectly fine boobs, found out she had advanced breast cancer had to get a mastectomy ? How would you deal with that? All boobless and all? Now, you're all perfectly in love with her and everything. And she's not planning on getting the reconstructive implants (like back to normal...no large boobs) anytime soon. How do you deal with that?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

This can be a funny question. And I am glad all of you have a sense of humor. But I have a "what if" for the boys of ST.

What if you're SO, who had perfectly fine boobs, found out she had advanced breast cancer had to get a mastectomy ? How would you deal with that? All boobless and all? Now, you're all perfectly in love with her and everything. And she's not planning on getting the reconstructive implants (like back to normal...no large boobs) anytime soon. How do you deal with that?

You deal. You be supportive of your SO and offer whatever you can to help.

[tlongII]

This can be a funny question. And I am glad all of you have a sense of humor. But I have a "what if" for the boys of ST.

What if you're SO, who had perfectly fine boobs, found out she had advanced breast cancer had to get a mastectomy ? How would you deal with that? All boobless and all? Now, you're all perfectly in love with her and everything. And she's not planning on getting the reconstructive implants (like back to normal...no large boobs) anytime soon. How do you deal with that?

My sister-in-law just had a double mastectomy about 8 or 9 months ago. Of course she is going with the reconstruction job to make them bigger now. I doubt any woman would not do that in that situation.

[SpursWoman]

How do you SpursTalk women put up with such open and blatant sexism?


You mean, like, your 2 posts in a row encouraging them? :spin

[duncan228]

My sister lost one breast to breast cancer several years ago.
She has not had reconstruction and doesn't plan on it.
My risk factor went through the roof the day she was diagnosed.

Breast cancer is not a funny issue.

This thread is.

There's a difference.

[Slydragon]

none at all would make HBO softcore porn very boring.

[ashbeeigh]

Breast cancer is not a funny issue.

This thread is.

There's a difference.

Agreed.

[Kori Ellis]

How do you SpursTalk women put up with such open and blatant sexism?

We don't care because we all have spectacular breasts :smokin

[NorCal510]

We don't care because we all have spectacular breasts :smokin
I bet my breasts are bigger than some females on this board.

Mine are nice, firm, and round. I can thank the bench.

[Kori Ellis]

I find breast cancer funny

That's not cool.

[Kori Ellis]

I bet my breasts are bigger than some females on this board.



You have man boobs?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

We don't care because we all have spectacular breasts :smokinhttp://spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/toast.gif

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Gianna Michaels FTW<----------------way ahead of you

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What if you're SO, who had perfectly fine boobs, found out she had advanced breast cancer had to get a mastectomy ? How would you deal with that? All boobless and all? Now, you're all perfectly in love with her and everything. And she's not planning on getting the reconstructive implants (like back to normal...no large boobs) anytime soon. How do you deal with that?i can be a pig sometimes, but i ain't cold-blooded enough to leave my chick if this happens to her. i'm not vain.

[CuckingFunt]

The obvious answer to the initial question, of course, is that if women didn't have breasts, men wouldn't miss them -- they would never have existed and/or created such a silly fixation.

[Shelly]

Speaking of Breasticles...

WARNING: May be NSFW

http://celebritycosmeticsurgery.blogspot.com/2007/09/worlds-largest-breasts-and-silly-string.html

[SequSpur]

ducks, you're an idiot and tpark is gay.

[SpursWoman]

Speaking of Breasticles...

WARNING: May be NSFW

http://celebritycosmeticsurgery.blogspot.com/2007/09/worlds-largest-breasts-and-silly-string.html


Now I know what to do with the money I'm saving not buying cigarettes. I can save up for some of those!!


:wow :wow :lol

[CuckingFunt]

Speaking of Breasticles...

WARNING: May be NSFW

http://celebritycosmeticsurgery.blogspot.com/2007/09/worlds-largest-breasts-and-silly-string.html

Good lord!

Who would even find this attractive?

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/1307/chelseacharmsvp7.jpg

[Shelly]

Now I know what to do with the money I'm saving not buying cigarettes. I can save up for some of those!!


:wow :wow :lol

Don't forget the pink dots!

[Shelly]

Did it say how big they were?

[CuckingFunt]

Did it say how big they were?They've all got "silly string implants" that keep growing.

Seriously, wtf? Just looking at that makes my back ache.

[Summers]

We don't care because we all have spectacular breasts :smokin

:lol

[SpursWoman]

Don't forget the pink dots!


I wonder if I can get the dots in green? :drunk

[Cant_Be_Faded]

CF you know you'd be all over those in a heartbeat.

[Summers]

Good lord!

Who would even find this attractive?

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/1307/chelseacharmsvp7.jpg

How does she sleep? Or wash herself? Or drive? Seriously, that's just gross.

[CuckingFunt]

CF you know you'd be all over those in a heartbeat.Oh, hells no.

If I were to do anything, it would be a reduction.

[Shelly]

It's amazing her skin stretched that much!

[timvp]

Photoshop. And not even a good photoshop at that.

[Shelly]

Warning...nudity

They look even worse nekkid

http://www.body-philosophy.net/World_largest_breasts_boobs

[Shelly]

Chelsea Charms boobs are a 153XXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

153XXX!!

[Cant_Be_Faded]

Niiiice :tu

[duncan228]

Warning...nudity

They look even worse nekkid

http://www.body-philosophy.net/World_largest_breasts_boobs

Oh my...That's just scary.

[monosylab1k]

Warning...nudity

They look even worse nekkid

http://www.body-philosophy.net/World_largest_breasts_boobs
wow....maybe boobs aren't as cool as I originally thought. :vomit:

[averageusaconsumer]

if females did not have breasts, then shagiafrost would be that much closer to being one.

[ploto]

If I didn't have breasts, my back would not hurt every day since I was 12 years old-- and men might actually look me in the eye.

[Twisted_Dawg]

If I didn't have breasts, my back would not hurt every day since I was 12 years old-- and men might actually look me in the eye.

Can you post a pic?

[polandprzem]

the fuck?

The duck

[ashbeeigh]

If I didn't have breasts, my back would not hurt every day since I was 12 years old-- and men might actually look me in the eye.

My thoughts exactly. I'd be a medium instead of an x-large in shirts too.

[2Blonde]

If I didn't have breasts, my back would not hurt every day since I was 12 years old-- and men might actually look me in the eye.

Are there really men out there who are capable of doing that??? :wtf

[marini martini]

Hey, I meet them all the time. I have no boobs. per seay

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Can you post a pic?please

[Viva Las Espuelas]

My thoughts exactly. I'd be a medium instead of an x-large in shirts too.wow. a whole two sizes of mounds of joy.

[Trainwreck2100]

You guys keep talking about whether or not you would put up with us if we didn't have boobs!?!?!?! You "guys" are damned lucky we put up with you at all !!!!!
But keep talking smack, it's pretty funny. :lmao

Go ahead and leave, guys don't stick around with chicks for the company.

[TheSanityAnnex]

Medium does not equal hot.

[Mister Sinister]

if females did not have breasts, then shagiafrost would be that much closer to being one.
Uh....Ok?

[ploto]

My thoughts exactly. I'd be a medium instead of an x-large in shirts too.
I might actually be able to buy a one-piece dress off the clothes rack that fits.

[ploto]

Can you post a pic?
:nope :nope

[ashbeeigh]

I might actually be able to buy a one-piece dress off the clothes rack that fits.

:lol I feel you. I found a perfect one for a banquet over the summer that's staying in my closet until I wear the straps down.



Medium does not equal hot.

No one ever said they did, TSA. I did say it equaled comfortable. I wish there were sympathy boobs for men. You'd be the first to get them.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:nope :nopetease

[Jekka]

It's amazing her skin stretched that much!
That was my first thought, too. Dear God, why would women do that to themselves? Ouch!

[T Park]

first thing that just popped into my head when i reread this thread was my grandmother, and that there would be one less cancer.


Trying to turn this into a further more positive thread, when could we have another fundraiser for breast cancer charities?

[peewee's lovechild]

first thing that just popped into my head when i reread this thread was my grandmother, and that there would be one less cancer.


Trying to turn this into a further more positive thread, when could we have another fundraiser for breast cancer charities?

So, yea, big titties are a beautiful thing.

(Check out the cans in the pic below)

[Bigzax]

and on the 7th day, while resting and drinking a cold one, God said, let there be tits.

[peewee's lovechild]

and on the 7th day, while resting and drinking a cold one, God said, let there be tits.

Fuck, that was time well spent.

[Twisted_Dawg]

Breasts....Tits...Cans......

That's not what is important. It's the character of the woman and what is in her heart and soul, rather than what is mounted on her chest.

...Aw shit...who am I kidding???

[Summers]

Warning...nudity

They look even worse nekkid

http://www.body-philosophy.net/World_largest_breasts_boobs

I can't believe I'm the one saying this, but they're all still butterfaces... not that anyone notices, I guess.

[ShoogarBear]

Note to self: if I'm going to read this thread while waiting in the airport, turn off images first.

[Spurminator]

If women didn't have breasts, every man would still want to fuck a gymnast.

[Holt's Cat]

http://www.body-philosophy.net/files/chelsea%20charms.jpg

um, BS.

[Kyle Smith]

I don't know about men, but babies would be pretty pissed...

lol

[Shelly]

Freedom bra (http://www.faveo.co.uk/)

Looks kinda painful...

http://www.faveo.co.uk/images/IMG_2801.jpg

[Harry Reid]

Anything over a mouth full is wasted anyhow. :nerd :hungry:

[marini martini]

:lmao :lmao :lmao
lol

[curtismedellin]

not a breast man. i love a killer ass and a nice set of legs.

[1369]

Anything over a mouth full is wasted anyhow. :nerd :hungry:

^^^^
Has never dated a girl beyond age 14

[CuckingFunt]

Freedom bra (http://www.faveo.co.uk/)

Looks kinda painful...

:lmao

The instruction video is pure gold.

And, under clothes, this thing apparently makes women appear to have two conical protrusions on their chest. Super hawt.

[2Blonde]

:lmao

The instruction video is pure gold.

And, under clothes, this thing apparently makes women appear to have two conical protrusions on their chest. Super hawt.
Since there is absolutely no way for it to lift em' up then I would imagine the "conical protrusions" could appear anywhere from the chest area to the abdomen. :lol

[Summers]

Since there is absolutely no way for it to lift em' up then I would imagine the "conical protrusions" could appear anywhere from the chest area to the abdomen. :lol

This would be especially sadly true for those of us for whom, as Whoopi would say, gravity done took over.

[Twisted_Dawg]

:lmao

The instruction video is pure gold.

And, under clothes, this thing apparently makes women appear to have two conical protrusions on their chest. Super hawt.

Please post link to view instructional video. :lol