Week 3 Game Blog: My Fantasy Teams Suck

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

For San Antonians...

Indy vs. Houston on CBS
Detroit vs. Philly on FOX

[TheSanityAnnex]

For Arizonians...

Cardinals vs. Ravens on FOX
Nothing on CBS

God Bless Sports Bars!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And you guys get NY vs. Washington on FOX in the late game... so does SA.

[samikeyp]

for Lansing-ites:

Detroit-Philly then Washington-NYG
SD-GB

Thank goodness for Sunday Night Football! :)

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

For the first time in a long time, I have no idea what to expect in the Lions/Eagles game.

All outcomes are possible.

And honestly, that's a good thing for LionFan.

[Whisky Dog]

The Lions should exploit the Eagles' lack of a pass rush and relatively weak secondary. This is a game the Lions really should win and letting it slip away could be one of those games that's later viewed as the difference between making or missing the playoffs.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

BTW, those Eagle throwbacks are the ugliest unis I've ever seen in the NFL.

Why not go Kelly green?

http://www.sportsecyclopedia.com/nfl/philly/CarmichaelPhl.jpg

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

The Lions should exploit the Eagles' lack of a pass rush and relatively weak secondary. This is a game the Lions really should win and letting it slip away could be one of those games that's later viewed as the difference between making or missing the playoffs.


Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me? Playoffs? I'm just hoping we can win a game, another game.

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

I'm looking forward to the Chargers vs. Packers, Texans vs. Colts, Cowboys vs. Bears, 49ers vs. Steelers, Lions vs. Eagles, and Titans vs. Saints this weekend

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Channel 718 on DirecTV is money.

The HD Red Zone Channel has been a Godsend this year...

[Whisky Dog]

Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me? Playoffs? I'm just hoping we can win a game, another game.

I'm just sayin', you want to make the playoffs you have to beat teams who don't match up against you. The Eagles don't match up with the Lions' WR and air game, Roy and Calvin should be grazing in the end zone all day.

Besides, 3-0 is 5 or 6 wins away from a wild card in the NFC.

[dirk4mvp]

I'm glad the Titans don't play today or else the Colts/Texans wouldn't be coming on here.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

I'm just sayin', you want to make the playoffs you have to beat teams who don't match up against you. The Eagles don't match up with the Lions' WR and air game, Roy and Calvin should be grazing in the end zone all day.

Besides, 3-0 is 5 or 6 wins away from a wild card in the NFC.

That was the famous Mora quote.

Dawkins and Sheppard both out for the Eagles.

[Marklar MM]

Lets Go Lions!!! Wooo!!

[Marklar MM]

Those jerseys are fucking hideous.

[midgetonadonkey]

Jesus Christ those are terrible.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck Yeah!!! Mathis 84 Yard Td!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Texans up 7-0

[Marklar MM]

Hell yes. Kevin Jones-1st play back from injury-2 or 3 yard touchdown run.

[Tippecanoe]

jp losman injuried. rookie trent edwards in for bills. interesting

[J.T.]

Texans up 7-0

And the city of Houston starts booking flights to Arizona....

Oops Colts pwn their defense for a long drive and seven points...hope that doesn't happen all day.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Well, that was a pretty nice TD return by the Texans.

[J.T.]

Rofl I've got 30 fantasy points already and it's not even the 2nd quarter for the early games. Takin this one to the bank right now.

[dirk4mvp]

He caught that sunuvabitch. It should be a fumble.

[Tippecanoe]

this trent edwards kid looks like the real deal. losmans a goner

[midgetonadonkey]

He caught that sunuvabitch. It should be a fumble.

Apparently not.

[Marklar MM]

Lions offensive line play is horrible today.

[Marklar MM]

Lions can't do anything right. Eagles have great pass protection man. Whenever we get around McNabb, someone comes out of nowhere for a block. Lions on the other hand...can't keep defenders off Kitna.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

The Lions...

They're bacccccckkkkkkkkk!

[dirk4mvp]

Addai !!!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What a great move by Addai.

[dirk4mvp]

Apparently not.


Yeah looking at it again, it probably wasn't a fumble.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

That didn't look good when that Houston player fell back.

[Marklar MM]

You know...if I were the Lions defense...I might actually try and COVER Curtis. He only has 7 catches, 144 yards, and 2 touchdowns...and the 2nd quarter just started.

[kskonn]

Channel 718 on DirecTV is money.

The HD Red Zone Channel has been a Godsend this year...


that is such a good channel for tracking your fantasy football, qbs, rbs, and receivers. Also it is very entertaining. I also like the sirius nfl channel. They give comments on the game but anytime someone gets in the red zone they break away to that game live. Excellent if you are not around a tv.

[Marklar MM]

WOOOOO!!!!! Lets go Eagles.

[kskonn]

You know...if I were the Lions defense...I might actually try and COVER Curtis. He only has 7 catches, 144 yards, and 2 touchdowns...and the 2nd quarter just started.


I am really pissed about that, because the guy I am playing against in Fantasy this week has Mcnabb and I am missing Andre Johnson, so this was not the week I needed McNabb to go nuts. Also if any of you Detroit guys can call up Kitna and tell him to play better I would appreciate it, I have Williams and McDonald(last minute pick up because of the johnson injury) on my fantasy team. The only compensation is that the same guy I am playing has curtis on his team and he has him as a reserve. He started Berrian over curtis, I doubt Berrian will have anything close to those numbers tonight.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Man, that's the second player I've seen taken off a field this weekend.

Hopefully, Killings is okay. Luckily, the word from the Harlandale kid is most of the measures taken on the field were precautionary.

[kskonn]

Damnit when are they going to cover this mother fucker. This is worse than Manning to Wayne against new orleans.

[Tippecanoe]

i started anquan boldin over kevin curtis.

kevin curtis, 8 rec, 187 yds, 3 tds

fuck me

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Killings has movement in his extremities and is being taken to the hospital.

[Marklar MM]

I am really pissed about that, because the guy I am playing against in Fantasy this week has Mcnabb and I am missing Andre Johnson, so this was not the week I needed McNabb to go nuts. Also if any of you Detroit guys can call up Kitna and tell him to play better I would appreciate it, I have Williams and McDonald(last minute pick up because of the johnson injury) on my fantasy team. The only compensation is that the same guy I am playing has curtis on his team and he has him as a reserve. He started Berrian over curtis, I doubt Berrian will have anything close to those numbers tonight.


Kitna can't do much when he has a defender in his grill right off the snap. Also, pick any QB that is decent when they play the Lions...their pass defense is shitty.

[kskonn]

i started anquan boldin over kevin curtis.

kevin curtis, 8 rec, 187 yds, 3 tds

fuck me


man that sucks, but who new. Hopefully for me Reid goes conservative to try and eat clock and the lions start going downfield a lot more to try and catch up.

[Marklar MM]

LMFAO. This team is horrible. Here comes another 4-12 season.

[kskonn]

i started anquan boldin over kevin curtis.

kevin curtis, 8 rec, 187 yds, 3 tds

fuck me


in the first 1 1/2 quarters. that is nuts.

[Marklar MM]

Calvin Johnson is hurt. Came down hard on his back after snagging a ball out of the air between two defenders. Hopefully, it is just the wind knocked out of him.

[kskonn]

Kitna can't do much when he has a defender in his grill right off the snap. Also, pick any QB that is decent when they play the Lions...their pass defense is shitty.


Yea I know, the david carr symdrome. If he can hit williams for a touch on this drive I will be back in the game against my competition, I also have calvin johnson, hopefully he is not injured after that great catch. If I can make it out of this game with a close score I have a chance, I have ROMO and Barber tonight, and he has gould and Berrian.

[kskonn]

Calvin Johnson is hurt. Came down hard on his back after snagging a ball out of the air between two defenders. Hopefully, it is just the wind knocked out of him.
\\Looks like it was just getting the wind knocked out of him.

[kskonn]

damnit williams.

[Marklar MM]

LMAO. Classic Roy Williams...drops a pass...that was going to be a touchdown.

[Marklar MM]

Kitna was given time by the o-line that drive, and he delivered.

[Marklar MM]

Johnson looks like he has a back injury. He is getting x-rayed right now.

[kskonn]

Johnson looks like he has a back injury. He is getting x-rayed right now.

Yea if he goes out I will continue to need McDonald to continue to step up, hopefully Williams can stop dropping touchdown passes, that would help too.

[emo serb]

Omfg The Lions Made A Good Play!!!

[emo serb]

omfg COMEBACK

[kskonn]

Yes Roy, redeem yourself in my fantasy eyes.

[Marklar MM]

Williams-91 yard touchdown reception

[kskonn]

Williams-91 yard touchdown reception


Or as I like to look at it, good for 14 fantasy points.

Wow Eagles starting to give this thing back.

[kskonn]

Does anyone know who gets the ball at half between eagles and lions.

[emo serb]

eagles

[Marklar MM]

Wow. Westbrook just broke about 4 tackles for a touchdown.

[Marklar MM]

Ernie Sims is hurt now.

[emo serb]

lions=superbowl

[Marklar MM]

Quick Fact: Curtis and Westbrook account for all 6 touchdowns.

[kskonn]

Quick Fact: Curtis and Westbrook account for all 6 touchdowns.

and about 98% of total receiving yards

[Marklar MM]

And Roy Williams drops another pass...although this one was much harder to get than the first, although it should have been caught .

[kskonn]

And Roy Williams drops another pass...although this one was much harder to get than the first, although it should have been caught .


yea he had it in his hands so he should have caught it. It was not like the DB stripped it away.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Why does the NFLatino.com commercial show a curandero?

[J.T.]

Boiman with the pick! Where are all those cockstains who were talking shit about our D before the season started now!

[J.T.]

Props to the Colts for running Keith on this drive and not letting my fantasy opponent score more points with Addai. :tu

[J.T.]

Props to the Colts for running Keith on this drive and not letting my fantasy opponent score more points with Addai. :tu

And right after I post this Addai scores again. God damn I have the worst karma this weekend.

[Whisky Dog]

The Lions should exploit the Eagles' lack of a pass rush and relatively weak secondary. This is a game the Lions really should win and letting it slip away could be one of those games that's later viewed as the difference between making or missing the playoffs.

Looks like it was the Lions' defense that decided not to show up. McNabb looks better, but some of those guys are so wide open there isn't anyone in the television screen with them. Some of the worst defense I've seen since...




Cin-Clev a week ago.

[dirk4mvp]

:lmao

Amazing punt return for nothing. INT !

[J.T.]

Brackett with the pick! Where's ATRAIN telling me the Texans are going to make a huge comeback?

[dirk4mvp]

Then Wayne brings it to the 7...choooodee bloooaaddd

[J.T.]

REG-GIE! REG-GIE! REG-GIE! REG-GIE!

1st and goal bitches.

[J.T.]

Note to Peyton, throw another TD bitch. I need the points.

[samikeyp]

Note to Peyton, throw another TD bitch. I need the points.

Me too...throw it to Wayne.

[Marklar MM]

What has more holes in it?

Swiss Cheese, or the Lions defense.

[J.T.]

What has more holes in it?

Swiss Cheese, or the Lions defense.

Norcal's brain.

[J.T.]

I pretty much need a Manning to Harrison TD on this drive to win fantasy this week, preferably something that's like 50 yards or longer... so get it done offense.

[Marklar MM]

Wow. Roy Williams drops yet another ball with no one within 10 yards.

[samikeyp]

Wow. Roy Williams drops yet another ball with no one within 10 yards.

He heard footsteps.....from across the field! :lol

[Marklar MM]

It really is getting old with him. Not sure on the exact number, but he has dropped at least 3 balls that he should have caught with that last one being downright embarassing.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

No matter who you follow, the Texans have stayed with the Colts... they're for real.

[dirk4mvp]

No matter who you follow, the Texans have stayed with the Colts... they're for real.


Yeah they are. Schaub (sp?) has a bright future.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Has TSA plotzed yet?

[dirk4mvp]

PACKERS !!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Dear Marty,

Please come back.

Now.

Love,

A.J. Smith

[Tippecanoe]

the chargers lose!!!

[J.T.]

Second week in a row my fantasy team gets jewed by a QB or WR having a balls-to-the-wall-out-of-their-mind game, while Marvin Harrison continues to drop off the map. Maybe I should try and trade him for someone who will average more than 4 points a week.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Jacksonville gets the win on the road!

[dirk4mvp]

This Giants/Redskins game is pretty good.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Dammit!
The Raiders WON'T go 0-16 this year.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

What a way for the Redskins to come from ahead to lose!

[dirk4mvp]

Jason Campbell is a stud.

[MannyIsGod]

Finally a good fantasy week.

[emo serb]

any news on calvin johnson's injury?

[midgetonadonkey]

any news on calvin johnson's injury?

Yeah. His hymen is completely busted. There was slight vaginal bruising but he should be ok.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Sam Hurd said, "Brackenridge, mufucka!" on that block.

[emo serb]

Yeah. His hymen is completely busted. There was slight vaginal bruising but he should be ok.
thats good to hear. :rolleyes

[samikeyp]

Sam Hurd said, "Brackenridge, mufucka!" on that block.

Hell Yea!

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Yeah. His hymen is completely busted. There was slight vaginal bruising but he should be ok.
:lol