Funny southpark moments.........

[Re-Animator]

When The Dog whisper shows up to help with Cartman. :lmao

what are some cool Southpark moments?

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I absolutely love when Cartman makes racial slurs at Token.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Token: But I don't have a bass guitar.
Cartman: Jesus, Token, you're black, there's gotta be a bass guitar in your basement somewhere.

:lmao

[Forum_Etiquette_101]

Token: But I don't have a bass guitar.
Cartman: Jesus, Token, you're black, there's gotta be a bass guitar in your basement somewhere.

:lmao
QUOTING - When referencing a quote, please use the correct quote.

Cartman: All right, guys, this is gonna be so easy. All we have to do to make Christian songs is take regular old songs and add Jesus stuff to them. See? All we have to do is cross out words like "baby" and "Darling" and replace them with Jesus. All right, Butters, give me a beat. [Butters doesn't understand, but starts drumming. It's rather good] Okay, nice. Very nice. All right, Token, give me a smooth bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass.
Token: I'm gettin' sick of your stereotypes!
Cartman: Be as sick as you want, just give me a God-damned bass line! [Token begins to play a bass line, then is surprised that he can actually do it, then realizes that Cartman is right]
Token: God-damnit! [Butters joins in and their sounds flow together]

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

QUOTING - When referencing a quote, please use the correct quote.

Cartman: All right, guys, this is gonna be so easy. All we have to do to make Christian songs is take regular old songs and add Jesus stuff to them. See? All we have to do is cross out words like "baby" and "Darling" and replace them with Jesus. All right, Butters, give me a beat. [Butters doesn't understand, but starts drumming. It's rather good] Okay, nice. Very nice. All right, Token, give me a smooth bass line.
Token: I don't know how to play bass.
Cartman: Token, how many times do we have to go through this? You're black. You can play bass.
Token: I'm gettin' sick of your stereotypes!
Cartman: Be as sick as you want, just give me a God-damned bass line! [Token begins to play a bass line, then is surprised that he can actually do it, then realizes that Cartman is right]
Token: God-damnit! [Butters joins in and their sounds flow together]

http://www.tv.com/south-park/christian-rock-hard/episode/281992/summary.html?tag=ep_list;ep_title;8

Dumb bitch.

[Re-Animator]

The lezbo scissor scene in 300 :lmao


http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/Misc/water.gif

[thispego]

Token: But I don't have a bass guitar.
Cartman: Jesus, Token, you're black, there's gotta be a bass guitar in your basement somewhere.

:lmao
QUOTING - When defending your quote from a popular animated series, make sure said quote is accurate. Otherwise, you will be called out.

Cartman: No time to waste! Platinum album! Must beat Kyle! [pounds on the door and Token answers] Token! Get the bass guitar out of your basement and meet me over at my house! [turns around and dashes off]
Token: What?! We don't have a bass guitar.
Cartman: [spins around] Your family's black, Token! There's bound to be a bass guitar in your basement somewhere! [runs off. Token gets annoyed and shuts the door]

[samikeyp]

"all I want is a goddam cheeseburger and some goddam fries, you fucking gooback!"

:lol

[Forum_Etiquette_101]

QUOTING - When defending your quote from a popular animated series, make sure said quote is accurate. Otherwise, you will be called out.

Cartman: No time to waste! Platinum album! Must beat Kyle! [pounds on the door and Token answers] Token! Get the bass guitar out of your basement and meet me over at my house! [turns around and dashes off]
Token: What?! We don't have a bass guitar.
Cartman: [spins around] Your family's black, Token! There's bound to be a bass guitar in your basement somewhere! [runs off. Token gets annoyed and shuts the door]
Thank You, thispego. You've illustrated my point perfectly. From now on, everyone use a thispego level of dedication to accuracy when it comes to posting.

[ShoogarBear]

Dammit, I forgot to log out!

[Re-Animator]

Remember they asked the Mexicans to write some S A's for them? :lmao
funny how comedy gives you a pass to be a racist

[Forum_Etiquette_101]

When trying to solve a forum mystery you should not accuse the innocent of wrongdoing.

[Re-Animator]

9/11 turd in the urinal conspiracy

[Al Gore]

Forum_Etiquette_101




:lmao

TROLL OF THE NIGHT!

[Al Gore]

Mel Gibson movie refund!

[florige]

The entire Season 8 was hillarious to me. The Butters quote comes to mind though during the fun with weapons episode. "what are you guys, Ni-ni-ninjas, or pu-pu-pu-pussies. Also in that same episode when everyone is looking for Butters and the kids are like "Butters, who-hoo, Butters, then when everyone is quiet here come Jimmy, Bu-bu-Butters. The little detail they put into that show is amazing. I know their are alot more quotes I will think of later.

[SAtown]

Randy (Stan's dad) fighting with all the dads at the little league games. Fuckin hilarious episode

[Thunder Dan]

when Stan's parents cut future Stan's arm off trying to justify their lie to Stan.

When Cartman makes Scott Tetherman (or whatever his name is) eat his mom in chilli

[samikeyp]

Back Door Sluts 9.

epic.

[Mr Roper]

Back Door Sluts 9.

epic.
:toast

The one where he is the dog bounty hunter hall monitor

[Marklar MM]

Starvin Marvin - Season 1 Episode 8

(Cartman and everyone's families are eating at a buffet except for Kenny's. The waiter brings some shrimp.)
Cartman: You see Starvin' Marvin; this is what we call and appetizer. (Picks up a shrimp) This is what you eat before you eat, so that you'll be more hungry.
(Waiter brings main course)
Cartman: Whoop. Food's here. That's it for the appetizers!
(tosses shrimp into a nearby trash can)

[TheSanityAnnex]

The one where Cartman is not invited to Kyle's birthday party at Casa Bonita.

[Marklar MM]

The Wheel of Fortune
http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/58827/detail/

[monosylab1k]

i'm super serial

[florige]

Speaking of Cartman not getting invited to the party, during the Paris Hilton episode when the girls were having the stupid slut party, and they were in the hallway looking at the guys and galking the guys, but as soon as Cartman walked by all the girls got dead silent. That was freakin hilliarious the way he was walking, or wobbling. lol

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

QUOTING - When defending your quote from a popular animated series, make sure said quote is accurate. Otherwise, you will be called out.

Cartman: No time to waste! Platinum album! Must beat Kyle! [pounds on the door and Token answers] Token! Get the bass guitar out of your basement and meet me over at my house! [turns around and dashes off]
Token: What?! We don't have a bass guitar.
Cartman: [spins around] Your family's black, Token! There's bound to be a bass guitar in your basement somewhere! [runs off. Token gets annoyed and shuts the door]
Link?

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Nevermind I found it for you.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ghvglTkHWV0