Free Quattro Razor (8)

[H.A.L.]

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[samikeyp]

Don't jinx it!

[samikeyp]

Sweet!

#8

[peewee's lovechild]

Damn you Mikey!!!!!!!!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

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ashbeeigh

what the hell is up with that?!?!?!

[peewee's lovechild]

I ignored my work specifically for this purpose!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ShoogarBear]

Dammit, closest I've ever come to closing the thread!! :madrun

[peewee's lovechild]

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ashbeeigh

what the hell is up with that?!?!?!

That's what you get for bringing her up!!

[Melmart1]

I call total BS. Less than 100 miles away, and to see the Red Sux, no less, and you whiffed. Or didn't whiff, depending on the connotation.

And now you're telling me you made a tape with Blaze?

Yeah, but it was the Orioles, too :lol

[samikeyp]

Damn you Mikey!!!!!!!!!

I can't claim that.

Viva had the last post.

Well done! :toast

[ShoogarBear]

:lol ashbeeigh is the godmother of the Quattro.

[samikeyp]

ashbeeigh is the godmother of the Quattro.

More like the evil stepmother.

[Melmart1]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 4,002
User Name Posts
peewee's lovechild 652
CuckingFunt 480
ATRAIN 295
Viva Las Espuelas 273
ORION 273
midgetonadonkey 253
ashbeeigh 216
ShagiaFrost 210
samikeyp 175
Melmart1 134
ShoogarBear 128
jman3000 119
Condemned 2 HelLA 94
Silver21_Black20 79
angel_luv 74
Johnny_Blaze_47 73
Jekka 39
timvp 37
Richard Cranium 35
Das Texan 34
batman2883 30
sa_butta 29
ObiwanGinobili 23
Squid 21
ALVAREZ6 20
MannyIsGod 15
Fillmoe 14
atxrocker 13
TheZackAttack! 12
mrsmaalox 11
MsMcGillyCutty 11
T Park 11
Danyo 10
Trainwreck2100 9
marini martini 7
katy 7
TheQuattro 7
Cant_Be_Faded 6
trashbeigh 5
leemajors 5
Fixed 4
L.I.T 4
TheSanityAnnex 4
1369 4
FlyHigh07 4
mavs>spurs 4
O-Factor 3
Booharv 3
monosylab1k 3
TheThinkingMan 2
Kori Ellis 2
H.A.L. 2
duncan228 2
Shelly 2
Phil Cabinet 2
SpursWoman 1
Mental Masturbation 1
Spurminator 1
Gordon Gekko 1
inagra 1
2Blonde 1
Liar 1
Beno Udrih 1
Spock 1
DOG 1
DisgruntledLionFan#54,927 1
thispego 1
elpimpo4cc 1
Tom 1
ChumpDumper 1
1Billups 1 1
1Billups1 1
KEDA

Long live Quattro #7, where 1Billups1 finally posted.

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't claim that.

Viva had the last post.

Well done! :toast

True.

Damn you Viva!!!!

[Cry Havoc]

Dammit, closest I've ever come to closing the thread!! :madrun

Is that the whole purpose of this thread? I've never really got into it. :oops

[Melmart1]

weewee had the most posts in the last quattro, by far. Too bad I didn't read half of them :lol

[Melmart1]

Is that the whole purpose of this thread? I've never really got into it. :oops
Good, then you will have no problem getting the hell out of it, too. Buh-bye.

[samikeyp]

samikeyp 175
Melmart1 134

Melmart right under me....perfect. :eyebrows



Hey...how do you find that info out about who posted how many times?

[Melmart1]

Melmart right under me....perfect. :eyebrows



Hey...how do you find that info out about who posted how many times?
Nearly 20K posts and you don't know how to do this?

[ShoogarBear]

Is that the whole purpose of this thread? I've never really got into it. :oopsThe thread closer gets a $75 check.

[samikeyp]

Nearly 20K posts and you don't know how to do this?

I brain-farted.

[ShoogarBear]

Hey...how do you find that info out about who posted how many times?Manual search and count on each username.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 4,002
User Name Posts
peewee's lovechild 652
...................
1Billups1 1


Long live Quattro #7, where 1Billups1 finally posted.how did you do this?

[Melmart1]

how did you do this?
You highlight whatever you wanted in bold, then press the little "B" button. :)

[ShoogarBear]

how did you do this?Magic.

[Melmart1]

HTML is the devil :pctoss I can't get this damned story to turn up all the same color. :madrun

[ShoogarBear]

Damn, Quattro (8) is well on its way to establishing the record for most number of dumb questions.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You highlight whatever you wanted in bold, then press the little "B" button. :)jackass

[samikeyp]

Manual search and count on each username.

Ahh...:lol

[ATRAIN]

weewee had the most posts in the last quattro, by far. Too bad I didn't read half of them :lol


I tried to beat him on 6 but his drunken night of posting fucked me up!!

[ShoogarBear]

WTF, how does H.A.L. have 12K posts?

[ATRAIN]

Nearly 20K posts and you don't know how to do this?


and you gave ME shit for that!!

[Melmart1]

jackass
Hey, I thought it was quite clever. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

WTF, how does H.A.L. have 12K posts?magic


Damn, Quattro (8) is well on its way to establishing the record for most number of dumb questions.

[Melmart1]

and you gave ME shit for that!!
I give you shit for everything. Get used to it.

[peewee's lovechild]

weewee had the most posts in the last quattro, by far. Too bad I didn't read half of them :lol

My love for you is dying.

[ATRAIN]

I give you shit for everything. Get used to it.


Your all about the Cleveland steamers arent you

[Melmart1]

.

[ShoogarBear]

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12K of this sheyat?

[peewee's lovechild]

Melmart right under me....perfect. :eyebrows

So, she's a power bottom?

[samikeyp]

Hey, I thought it was quite clever.

I liked it! :lol

I should know those things.

C'est la vie. :)

[ATRAIN]

LET ME be the First on the OCHO..........SHUT THE FUCK UP ASHBEEIGH!!!

[samikeyp]

So, she's a power bottom?

:angel

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Your all about the Cleveland steamers arent youthe chicago chili dog

or

the angry pirate.

[peewee's lovechild]

I tried to beat him on 6 but his drunken night of posting fucked me up!!

You will never beat me . . . at anything.

[FromWayDowntown]

So is this where I go to get the free quattro razor???

[peewee's lovechild]

:angel

I'm starting to doubt your supposed gayness.

[Melmart1]

Your all about the Cleveland steamers arent you
Making joke about fecal matter is not going to help those gay rumors out any, ATRANNY.

[samikeyp]

I'm starting to doubt your supposed gayness.

It was all in your mind anyway.

[ATRAIN]

the chicago chili dog

or

the angry pirate.


The Angry Pirate is the best!!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

so where's Stick-it-in-a-honkey?

[ATRAIN]

You will never beat me . . . at anything.


Bullshit!!!

[Melmart1]

So is this where I go to get the free quattro razor???
Actually, we will be coming out soon with the Cinco, which will be designed specifically for shaving the pubic region, since a bunch of pussies hang out in here anyways.

[samikeyp]

Actually, we will be coming out soon with the Cinco, which will be designed specifically for shaving the pubic region, since a bunch of pussies hang out in here anyways.

For weewee's sake, I hope it comes with the optional clit stimulator.

[Melmart1]

For weewee's sake, I hope it comes with the optional clit stimulator.
Actually, it comes with an aloe strip to avoid razor burn and soothe his itchy vagina.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

..................the Cinco, which will be designed specifically for shaving the pubic region,oh i don't need a special razor for that.

[samikeyp]

Actually, it comes with an aloe strip to avoid razor burn and soothe his itchy vagina.

Hopefully it will include a sand-removal tool as well.

[Melmart1]

oh i don't need a special razor for that.
So you just let it all grow out and get long? Very inconsiderate, orally speaking.

[samikeyp]

So you just let it all grow out and get long? Very inconsiderate, orally speaking.

Just say no, to 70's porn bush.

[Melmart1]

Hopefully it will include a sand-removal tool as well.There is no hope on that one.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

So you just let it all grow out and get long? Very inconsiderate, orally speaking.no. i said i don't need a special razor to shave that region. i didn't say i don't shave the region in question.

[samikeyp]

There is no hope on that one.

Oh well, he still has Ashbeeigh.

[ATRAIN]

Oh well, he still has Ashbeeigh.


Who gave who the STD? Or did they just swap some?

[Melmart1]

no. i said i don't need a special razor to shave that region. i didn't say i don't shave the region in question.
You use nair, don't you?

"If you dare wear short shorts ... "

[ORION]

I wish I had the power to travel throught the internet and choke people

[Viva Las Espuelas]

You use nair, don't you?

"If you dare wear short shorts ... "nope. just a sharp razor and lots of soap.

[Melmart1]

I wish I had the power to travel throught the internet and choke people
You wouldn't choke a fellow former Royal, now would ya?

[ShoogarBear]

I wish I had the power to travel throught the internet and choke peopleI wish I had the first part but would modify the second part.

[Melmart1]

I need a nap.

[Melmart1]

I stayed out way too late playing darts last night.

[ORION]

You wouldn't choke a fellow former Royal, now would ya?
no , that is a sin

[Melmart1]

no , that is a sin
Except if its Trainwreck. You can choke him, he doesn't count cus he didn't go there at the same time we did. Youngens are fair game.

[ORION]

I wish I had the first part but would modify the second part.
then what

[ShoogarBear]

You wouldn't choke a fellow former Royal, now would ya?Wayne Brady would.

[Melmart1]

Four new voicemails? Gotdamnit people, stop calling me! :pctoss

[ATRAIN]

I wish I had the power to travel throught the internet and choke people


If I had that power I would have already bitch slapped wee wee and joto on a donkey

[Melmart1]

Ugh, wedding stuff. Rehearsal dinner. Oh, Joy!

[ORION]

Except if its Trainwreck. You can choke him, he doesn't count cus he didn't go there at the same time we did. Youngens are fair game.
on the other hand I might be scared what I might see on trainwreck's side of the internet

[Melmart1]

Randolph Officer's Club, could be interesting. Men in formal military uniform. Yummy.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Four new voicemails? Gotdamnit people, stop calling me! :pctosswell then answer your damn phone!!!!!

[Melmart1]

on the other hand I might be scared what I might see on trainwreck's side of the internet
I imagine whatever is there would be very sticky.

[ATRAIN]

on the other hand I might be scared what I might see on trainwreck's side of the internet


Good point.

[ShoogarBear]

then whatI would travel through the internet and find the computers of various hot babes.

[Melmart1]

well then answer your damn phone!!!!!
I think I accidentally leave my phone in the other room on purpose sometimes.

[ATRAIN]

I would travel through the internet and find the computers of various hot babes.


LOL and just stare at them?

[ShoogarBear]

Randolph Officer's Club, could be interesting. Men in formal military uniform. Yummy.We had my parent's surprise 40th anniversary party there.

[ShoogarBear]

LOL and just stare at them?Rookie.


Damn, Quattro (8) is well on its way to establishing the record for most number of dumb questions.

[Melmart1]

We had my parent's surprise 40th anniversary party there.
Is it nice? I have never been there. The wedding is there, so is the reception.

[ShoogarBear]

It's okay. Wouldn't say it was super nice from what I recall.

[ORION]

I imagine whatever is there would be very sticky.
or he would dressed up like Machine from 8mm

[Melmart1]

It's okay. Wouldn't say it was super nice from what I recall.
That surprises me, her mother planned the whole thing and is also the bridezilla in the matter. She has really gone all out, since its her only child. She even hired a harp player. A fricken harp! I am going to have a hard time staying awake :lol

[ShoogarBear]

Ah, but you can rent O-club's for relatively cheap, thus freeing up moolah for other things.

My sister got married at Ft. Sam and the reception was at the O-Club there. My dad, the original Scrooge, had an open bar and about 300 guests.

[Melmart1]

The open bar is only for an hour, and I will be taking pictures during that hour :madrun

[ShoogarBear]

So you need someone to grab and stow drinks for you during that time.

[samikeyp]

Attention people of Michigan....

God made voice mail for the reason to leave information for the person you are trying to get ahold of.

When someone says.."She is with a client, may I transfer you to her voice mail" that means "leave your goddamn message about wanting your fucking kosher meal on your fucking flight, your desire for a guatamalan porter for your Alaska cruise and your fucking number at the sound of the fucking beep!"

The correct answer is NOT "Can I give you my number?" That is what the fucking VOICE MAIL is for.

Oh and leave your goddamn pet cat the fuck home.


Here endeth the lesson.

(reaching for valium)

[Thunder Dan]

what's the inside story to these threads? I've always just seen them on here and have no idea of whats behind it

[Viva Las Espuelas]

what's the inside story to these threads? I've always just seen them on here and have no idea of whats behind ituh oh!!!!!!!

[trashbeigh]

long live an assbeigh-less thread!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck that shit!

Fuck it.

[ShoogarBear]

what's the inside story to these threads? I've always just seen them on here and have no idea of whats behind itYour best bet is to take a week off and read it from start to finish.

[ashbeeigh]

Your best bet is to take a week off and read it from start to finish.

All 8, if I do say so myself...and if you can get a hand on it the original. And for supplementary reading Oh Shit! (1)-(6).

[peewee's lovechild]

It was all in your mind anyway.

:lol :lol

[CuckingFunt]

You talkative bastards.

[peewee's lovechild]

For weewee's sake, I hope it comes with the optional clit stimulator.

Actually, that sounds like a pretty good idea.

I know Ashbeeigh has been asking me for something like that.

[Silver21_Black20]

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Silver21_Black20, peewee's lovechild, CuckingFunt

peewee sandwich.

[peewee's lovechild]

long live an assbeigh-less thread!!!!

I want to bang you.

[CuckingFunt]

For weewee's sake, I hope it comes with the optional clit stimulator.
I'm all for clit sitmulation, but that sounds like the worse idea ever. I manage to nick myself plently without the distraction of being sexually aroused.

[peewee's lovechild]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 8 (3 members and 5 guests)
Silver21_Black20, peewee's lovechild, CuckingFunt

peewee sandwich.

Now, that is one badass sandwich!!!

[CuckingFunt]

The sandwich I just ate may have actually been better.

[Silver21_Black20]

Ouch!

[CuckingFunt]

Ouch!
I'd want you all to myself, anyway. :eyebrows

[ORION]

can this day be any longer

[batman2883]

possibly a bit longer

[ORION]

who's down with OPP

[batman2883]

who's down with OPP
yeah you know me

[ORION]

yeah you know me
that was before your time kid

[batman2883]

that was before your time kid
i still live by those rules though

[batman2883]

jason knows nothing of pain and suffering

[ORION]

jason knows nothing of pain and suffering
I was pretty upset when your mom broke it off between us because I would not commit to her

[ShoogarBear]

can this day be any longerThe earth would have to stop spinning on itx axis.

Or, slow down a bit at least.

[midgetonadonkey]

:pctoss

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I have found a new permanent avatar.

[midgetonadonkey]

I crack up when I see it.

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao

[midgetonadonkey]

He's a hotdog.

[midgetonadonkey]

He likes mustard.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like hotdogs with mustard.

[CuckingFunt]

He's getting bukkaked with mustard.

[peewee's lovechild]

The sandwich I just ate may have actually been better.

You lie.

You know you want to be part of a PeeWee sandwich.

[peewee's lovechild]

I like hotdogs with mustard.

Why put anything else on it?

[Mister Sinister]

You lie.

You know you want to be part of a PeeWee sandwich.
Cannibalism is not cool.

[peewee's lovechild]

The Funt just agreed to be The PeeWee's internet girlfriend.

All is well in the world.

[peewee's lovechild]

Now, if I can only convince Scarlett Johanson to do the same . . .

[CuckingFunt]

The Funt just agreed to be The PeeWee's internet girlfriend.

All is well in the world.
Que?

What the hell is an internet girlfriend?

[peewee's lovechild]

Que?

What the hell is an internet girlfriend?

You said yes, don't back out now.

[CuckingFunt]

You said yes, don't back out now.
I was confused, I think.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was confused, I think.

Confused?
It doesn't matter you said yes. And by saying that, you've become contractually obligated to be my net girlfriend.

[CuckingFunt]

Confused?
It doesn't matter you said yes. And by saying that, you've become contractually obligated to be my net girlfriend.
Dammit!

No fair slipping me e-roofies before asking me a question of such importance.

[peewee's lovechild]

Dammit!

No fair slipping me e-roofies before asking me a question of such importance.

Note to self:
The e-roofie works!!!

Back to the issue at hand:

Now you are my net woman.
Make me a sammich!!
With mustard!!!

[CuckingFunt]

Note to self:
The e-roofie works!!!

Back to the issue at hand:

Now you are my net woman.
Make me a sammich!!
With mustard!!!
No.

Nothing I signed requires me to be a pleasant net girlfriend. Make your own damn sammich!

And, by the way, I threw out all the mustard, puto.

[peewee's lovechild]

No.

Nothing I signed requires me to be a pleasant net girlfriend. Make your own damn sammich!

And, by the way, I threw out all the mustard, puto.

You need to learn your place woman!!!

I aint gonna be taken no shit from no woman!!

Now make me my damned sammich!!
(slaps The Funt in the ass)

And yo ass better done find some mustard!!

[CuckingFunt]

You need to learn your place woman!!!

I aint gonna be taken no shit from no woman!!

Now make me my damned sammich!!
(slaps The Funt in the ass)

And yo ass better done find some mustard!!
I know someone who's not going to be getting any cyber lovin' tonight.

[peewee's lovechild]

I know someone who's not going to be getting any cyber lovin' tonight.

I'll stop . . . but not because you're telling me to.

[Silver21_Black20]

FAGS

[Mister Sinister]

....God, I hate you people.

[peewee's lovechild]

FAGS

Jealous.

[peewee's lovechild]

....God, I hate you people.

And, god hates you.

[Mister Sinister]

And, god hates you.
Everyone knows that.

[peewee's lovechild]

Everyone knows that.

Welcome to the club.

[Mister Sinister]

It's no secret that God hates me. I mean, bisexual? I get a private jet to the Pit for that!

[Silver21_Black20]

Jealous.

I'd say you are jealous of my free liquor.

[CuckingFunt]

I'd say you are jealous of my free liquor.
I'm jealous of your free liquor.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd say you are jealous of my free liquor.

This is true.

Where's my vodka???

[midgetonadonkey]

I get her free liquor. :drunk

[midgetonadonkey]

I just found this site.

http://movieforumz.com/

[midgetonadonkey]

This is true.

Where's my vodka???

I'm my belly!

[peewee's lovechild]

I get her free liquor. :drunk

Fuck you.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm my belly!

So is 5 ounces of cum.

[CuckingFunt]

So is 5 ounces of cum.
Does Midge know you drugged me into being your internet girlfriend?

I don't want to step on any toes.

[Silver21_Black20]

This is true.

Where's my vodka???

Hey, don't yell at me.

[midgetonadonkey]

So is 5 ounces of cum.

That is completely uncalled for.

[peewee's lovechild]

Does Midge know you drugged me into being your internet girlfriend?

I don't want to step on any toes.

Midge is my bitch, you are my net girlfriend.

There's a major difference . . . that being that he takes it up the ass, while I'm not sure if you'd let me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Midge is my bitch, you are my net girlfriend.

There's a major difference . . . that being that he takes it up the ass, while I'm not sure if you'd let me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey, don't yell at me.

Well, get me my vodka and the hostility will stop.

[midgetonadonkey]

Get your own vodka. We aren't wasting of of our free bottles on you.

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao

The hotdog is getting mustard bukkaked.

[Silver21_Black20]

Well, get me my vodka and the hostility will stop.

I'm not midge, you better watch how you speak to me.

[Fillmoe]

:lol :lol :lol :madrun :madrun :madrun :madrun :downspin: :downspin: :downspin: :ihit :ihit :ihit :nope :nope :nope :sleep :sleep :sleep

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not midge, you better watch how you speak to me.

If you were Midge, I'd be speaking a whole different way.

[ShoogarBear]

The Funt just agreed to be The PeeWee's internet girlfriend.

All is well in the world.That's about the lamest thing I've read in quite some time.

For a while, I had high hopes you'd be a worthy foil for the midge.

I was wrong.

[peewee's lovechild]

Get your own vodka. We aren't wasting of of our free bottles on you.

You owe me dude.
I didn't tell SilBlack about that time you grabbed that chicks ass at the library.

You know, the fat chick with the little titties.

[ShoogarBear]

No.

Nothing I signed requires me to be a pleasant net girlfriend. Make your own damn sammich!

And, by the way, I threw out all the mustard, puto.And the Funt fell for it!

Hokey smokes.

I take everything back. You are my hero.

[midgetonadonkey]

You owe me dude.
I didn't tell SilBlack about that time you grabbed that chicks ass at the library.

You know, the fat chick with the little titties.

Lies like that won't get you liquor.

[peewee's lovechild]

That's about the lamest thing I've read in quite some time.

For a while, I had high hopes you'd be a worthy foil for the midge.

I was wrong.

Do not envy The PeeWee and his new e-lover.

[Subliminal Disser]

I bet "The Funt" is packing the bigger heat as well.

[peewee's lovechild]

And the Funt fell for it!

Hokey smokes.

I take everything back. You are my hero.

KNEEL BEFORE THE PEEWEE!!!!!!!

[ShoogarBear]

I'm my belly!You're your belly?

Man, you must be fat.

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet "The Funt" is packing the bigger heat as well.

She does have 42 DDs.

[midgetonadonkey]

This thread sucks.

[peewee's lovechild]

Lies like that won't get you liquor.

Give me my damn vodka.

[ShoogarBear]

KNEEL BEFORE THE PEEWEE!!!!!!!Uh, no.

[midgetonadonkey]

Give me my damn vodka.

It's not your vodka. It won't be your vodka. There actually is no vodka. Go buy some fucking vodka if you want some so bad.

[Silver21_Black20]

You owe me dude.
I didn't tell SilBlack about that time you grabbed that chicks ass at the library.

You know, the fat chick with the little titties.


Lies like that won't get you liquor.

None of you bitches are getting my liquor.

[ShoogarBear]

I prefer wodka to vodka, myself.

[peewee's lovechild]

Uh, no.

You WILL do it, and you WILL like it!!

[midgetonadonkey]

That's cool. As long as you are drunk.

[ShoogarBear]

None of you bitches are getting my liquor.Way to protect my hooch for me.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's not your vodka. It won't be your vodka. There actually is no vodka. Go buy some fucking vodka if you want some so bad.

I didn't raise you to talk to me like that.

[midgetonadonkey]

I prefer wodka to vodka, myself.

Willy Wonka brand vodka?

[ShoogarBear]

Wodka. It's how Chekov always said it.

[peewee's lovechild]

None of you bitches are getting my liquor.

That's it, you're off my friends list.

[ShoogarBear]

Kiptin, kiptin, veer all ot of wodka!

[peewee's lovechild]

Wodka. It's how Chekov always said it.

"Wherrre are the nuclearrr wessels?"

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao

The hotdog is getting mustard bukkaked.
The hot dog is smart to close its eyes first.

[ShoogarBear]

"Wherrre are the nuclearrr wessels?":rollin

[Silver21_Black20]

Way to protect my hooch for me.

What did you call me?

[Silver21_Black20]

That's it, you're off my friends list.

It's not like you were on mine to begin with.

[ShoogarBear]

What did you call me?Hooch = slang term for liquor

Bitch = slang term for you

[CuckingFunt]

Cunt = slang term for fun

[ShoogarBear]

Unless a guy says it, then it = slang term for "bitch come over and try to kill me"

[peewee's lovechild]

It's not like you were on mine to begin with.

That just hurt.

That was below the belt, and there's plenty to hit down there.

[peewee's lovechild]

Cunt = slang term for fun

True, very true.

The Funt is wise.

[ShoogarBear]

Wheeeeee! A new page, another post of peewee's signature!

[peewee's lovechild]

Wheeeeee! A new page, another post of peewee's signature!

I was not put on this Earth to amuse you.
(unless your a chick with huge knockers)

[CuckingFunt]

Unless a guy says it, then it = slang term for "bitch come over and try to kill me"
Context is key.

[peewee's lovechild]

I miss Melmart.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm hungry.

[ShoogarBear]

I think you two are saying the same thing.

[CuckingFunt]

I think you two are saying the same thing.
Hokey smokes!

You may be onto something, there.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hokey smokes!

You may be onto something, there.

We could take turns on Mel.

You get her tits, I get her cunt.

[Melmart1]

This message is hidden because peewee's lovechild is on your ignore list.

[ShoogarBear]

This message is hidden because peewee's lovechild is on your ignore list.You made a wise choice on that last post.

[peewee's lovechild]

This message is hidden because peewee's lovechild is on your ignore list.

Since you can't read this:

I imagine The Funt playing with your titties as I'm eating you out. I have her pinch your nipples as I nibble on your clit. As you moan in extasy, I have The Funt pull on your hair while I bang you with the intensity of a jackhammer.

After we are all spent, you say you love me and I just walk away.

[CuckingFunt]

No comment.

[midgetonadonkey]

God damn putfile!!

:pctoss

bastards

[peewee's lovechild]

No comment.

Weren't we talking about that just a while ago?

[peewee's lovechild]

God damn putfile!!

:pctoss

bastards

What the hell was all that about?

[midgetonadonkey]

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=97759aa27a0c99bff671

[ShoogarBear]

putfile? Are you a Unix programmer?

[CuckingFunt]

Weren't we talking about that just a while ago?I made no mention of Mel when I was talking to you.

[CuckingFunt]

Tengo hambre.

Necesito comer. Pero, no sé lo que deseo.

[peewee's lovechild]

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=97759aa27a0c99bff671

:lol :lol :lol

"I want to pray till the break dawn!"

"Steven King's resume can't compare"

I bet Ashbeeigh has this song on her iPod.

[peewee's lovechild]

I made no mention of Mel when I was talking to you.

Now you're back tracking.

[peewee's lovechild]

Tengo hambre.

Necesito comer. Pero, no sé lo que deseo.

For somebody who doesn't know Spanish, you sure seem to have a good grasp of it. You even used the accent on the right place.

[midgetonadonkey]

There are accents in Spanish words?

[Silver21_Black20]

I bet Ashbeeigh has this song on her iPod.

I bet ashbeeigh masturbates to this song.

[CuckingFunt]

For somebody who doesn't know Spanish, you sure seem to have a good grasp of it. You even used the accent on the right place.I still remember some of what I learned in high school, I just don't know it well enough to speak it.

[CuckingFunt]

I bet ashbeeigh masturbates to this song.You just put the thought of ashbeeigh masturbating in my brain.

:dramaquee

I don't know if I love you anymore.

[midgetonadonkey]

You just put the thought of ashbeeigh masturbating in my brain.

:dramaquee

I don't know if I love you anymore.

Don't act like it this is the first time you thought of ashbeeigh jacking off.

[midgetonadonkey]

Do chicks jack off?

[midgetonadonkey]

Is that proper use of the phrase?

[CuckingFunt]

Don't act like it this is the first time you thought of ashbeeigh jacking off.First, and hopefully last.

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao

The hotdog is getting cummed on by a Jap.

[CuckingFunt]

Is that proper use of the phrase?Does it matter if we're talking about ashbeeigh?

[midgetonadonkey]

:lmao

The hotdog is getting cummed on by a Jap.

That explains the yellow cum.

[CuckingFunt]

:lmao

The hotdog is getting cummed on by a Jap.Looks more like French's.

[Silver21_Black20]

You just put the thought of ashbeeigh masturbating in my brain.

:dramaquee

I don't know if I love you anymore.

I threw up a lil in my mouth when I typed out my post.

My apologies.

[peewee's lovechild]

I bet ashbeeigh masturbates to this song.

She has a vibrator in the shape of a crucifix. It's studded with rosary beads. I've seen it in action.

[CuckingFunt]

I think I kinda want Chinese food.

But I don't know if that's because I actually want it, or because driving to pick it up would allow me to procrastinate a little bit longer.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think I kinda want Chinese food.

I want some Chinese pussy.

I've been craving that for quite a while.

[ShoogarBear]

Is that proper use of the phrase?I believe the scientific term is "jilling", as in "to jill".

[peewee's lovechild]

I believe the scientific term is "jilling", as in "to jill".

"Are you jilling?"

Dr. Shols.

[CuckingFunt]

I believe the scientific term is "jilling", as in "to jill"."Diddle" has a certain old school charm.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Diddle" has a certain old school charm.

He diddle-diddle, the cat and the fiddle . . .

[ShoogarBear]

I think I kinda want Chinese food.

But I don't know if that's because I actually want it, or because driving to pick it up would allow me to procrastinate a little bit longer.Crap, I haven't had Chinese food in a long time and now I want some. Thanks a bunch.

[CuckingFunt]

Fuck this noise. I'm gettin' me some Chinese food.

[CuckingFunt]

Crap, I haven't had Chinese food in a long time and now I want some. Thanks a bunch.Lo siento.

[ShoogarBear]

Of course a half-hour from now I won't be hungry any more.

[midgetonadonkey]

Kid N Play are highly underrated. I feel they are in the top 5 as far as American Pop Music acts go.

[ShoogarBear]

Wait, is that how it works?