Guess who might have a sex tape..

[LuvBones]

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker????

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/37404/eva-longoria-sex-tape-rumour

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Let me see if I can predict the reactions to this thread.

1. That *&*(*@ Eva getting sweet, little Tony into trouble. She's the devil!

2. Eva isn't even pretty. Tony could get much better and I know I could pull Eva on my drunkest of evenings.

3. I thought this was going to be a LuvBones tape.

4. Can we get a LuvBones tape?

5. I have seen the Tony-Eva tape and I'm worried that Tony has lost some of his handling skills based on how he grabs Eva.

6. Chip's not going to be happy the way Tony is shooting all over the place. Totally out of form.

7. Why is Pop yelling at Tony so much in the video? He doesn't yell at Manu so loudly in his tape.

[monosylab1k]

Let me see if I can predict the reactions to this thread.

1. That *&*(*@ Eva getting sweet, little Tony into trouble. She's the devil!

2. Eva isn't even pretty. Tony could get much better and I know I could pull Eva on my drunkest of evenings.

3. I thought this was going to be a LuvBones tape.

4. Can we get a LuvBones tape?

5. I have seen the Tony-Eva tape and I'm worried that Tony has lost some of his handling skills based on how he grabs Eva.

6. Chip's not going to be happy the way Tony is shooting all over the place. Totally out of form.

7. Why is Pop yelling at Tony so much in the video? He doesn't yell at Manu so loudly in his tape.

mark me down for reaction #2

[BacktoBasics]

I'll take 7 and what the hell 4 too.

[ChumpDumper]

Is she wearing makeup in the video?

[Walter Craparita]

Eva will be the downfall of the Spurs.

Keep your attention whoring out of S.A. EVA.

[Bigzax]

4 but with both sisters. :tu

[monosylab1k]

if this is for real, it's a very odd strategy on their part. do they really need the publicity? why "leak" a sex tape unless you're a struggling B-actress or a talentless socialite?

[Trainwreck2100]

if this is for real, it's a very odd strategy on their part. do they really need the publicity? why "leak" a sex tape unless you're a struggling B-actress or a talentless socialite?

unless???

[monosylab1k]

i'm all for the "leaked" celebrity sex tape...i'm just of the opinion that they're never really leaked. i don't see any real motive for eva & tony to "leak" a sex tape since they're both already A-list celebrities.

[LuvBones]

if this is for real, it's a very odd strategy on their part. do they really need the publicity? why "leak" a sex tape unless you're a struggling B-actress or a talentless socialite?Hey don't talk about Tony that way.

[monosylab1k]

unless???
:lol

[ashbeeigh]

Can i go with none of the above and say "Ewww!"

[Bigzax]

i have no desire to see tony pumping that little chicana

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Great! from now until Tony retires, when commentators praise Tony's ability to penetrate, people are going to wonder weather they're talking about the game or...

[tlongII]

I'll take #4.

[Hemotivo]

Why is Pop yelling at Tony so much in the video? He doesn't yell at Manu so loudly in his tape.

[florige]

For some reason I'm not to excited about that. I'd still much rather see a J-lo or Beyonce sex tape over Longoria.

[E20]

I was hoping it would be you and me.


If there is one out, I would not watch it. The thought of Tony naked would alter my pereption and reality of the Spurs. I would probably kill myself, because I couldn't go on living.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'd rather have a Jennifer Connelly or Scarlett Johanson sex tape.

Call me when that happens.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'll watch it. I just like porn.

[Melmart1]

I heard that its just two lookalikes, but I haven't seen it myself.

[Barbarian]

I'd rather have a Jennifer Connelly or Scarlett Johanson sex tape.

Call me when that happens.

Picky picky picky. Are you kidding me? Eva is fucking hot. I doubt this tape is real but Id fucking watch it if it is. Shit, Ill see it even if they are look alikes.
Eva>connelly IMO

and ill go with #4.

[Pistons < Spurs]

Eva nekid? No thanks.

[MaNuMaNiAc]

Picky picky picky. Are you kidding me? Eva is fucking hot. I doubt this tape is real but Id fucking watch it if it is. Shit, Ill see it even if they are look alikes.
Eva>connelly IMO

and ill go with #4.Eva is alright, but if you think Eva > Jennifer Connelly there's only one thing I can tell you...

you my friend, are out of your motherfucking mind :drunk

[florige]

Eva is alright, but if you think Eva > Jennifer Connelly there's only one thing I can tell you...

you my friend, are out of your motherfucking mind :drunk



:lol

[Twisted_Dawg]

#6 is very clever!

[Spurfect]

eva naked would probably look like a 12 year old girl. that's just wrong

and i think i might rather watch Tony's rap video!

[Pistons < Spurs]

eva naked would probably look like a 12 year old girl. that's just wrong

:tu Bingo.

[Shelly]

I noticed during the opening credits for DH, she is now billed as Eva Longoria Parker.

[BigBeezie]

I'd watch Eva get porked!! Shoot, I'll add it to my collection with Pam Anderson, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Yes!

[Spurfect]

just saw it on wwtdd.com, along with a most unflattering pic
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9623/2949evajm9.jpg

[1369]

just saw it on wwtdd.com, along with a most unflattering pic
http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/9623/2949evajm9.jpg

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/245/118gsrkittyfg6.jpg

"Oh, God, there’s nothing to hold on to down there. You’re like a boy." -George Bluth Sr.

[florige]

I'd watch Eva get porked!! Shoot, I'll add it to my collection with Pam Anderson, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. Yes!


Please you can keep that Kim Kardashian sex tape. That was the most poorly formulated so-called sex tape I have ever seen. The only thing about that tape that was good was the picture quality. When I heard her scream "Oh Ray J" I was done. :wtf

[Barbarian]

Eva is alright, but if you think Eva > Jennifer Connelly there's only one thing I can tell you...

you my friend, are out of your motherfucking mind :drunk

Id still rather bang Eva over connelly. I guess I have a thing for mexican women.

Jennifer Connelly is pretty hot too. Shes one of those chicks that gets hotter with age.

[boutons_]

More than most women, Eva loses a hell of a lot without the eye make-up, almost unrecognizable.

[lil'mo]

you are all complete idiots

[Hemotivo]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5216488a3b

:lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

Eva is alright, but if you think Eva > Jennifer Connelly there's only one thing I can tell you...

you my friend, are out of your motherfucking mind :drunk

Amen.

[peewee's lovechild]

eva naked would probably look like a 12 year old girl

I've suddenly changed my mind about watching the video.

[peewee's lovechild]

More than most women, Eva loses a hell of a lot without the eye make-up, almost unrecognizable.

True.

[CuckingFunt]

I don't get the obsession with watching celebrities fuck. All these scandalous tapes are, at their very best, worse than the most boring porn I can think of.

[Cry Havoc]

When I heard her scream "Oh Ray J" I was done.


That did it for you too, eh? :eyebrows :jack

[mrpach]

I'd rather have a Jennifer Connelly or Scarlett Johanson sex tape.

Call me when that happens.

Why not Jennifer Connelly and Scarlett Johanson? :hungry:

[mrsmaalox]

Who really cares about a married couple having sex?! :rolleyes

[Slydragon]

I found a pic, it's definitely her not sure if that's Tony tho, I think it's photo shop a bit to as her boobs are a bit big for her.






















http://itcouldbenothing.com/fruitfly/images/stickporn2.gif

[mavs>spurs2]

eva is fugly

[ShoogarBear]

I thought this was going to be a LuvBones tape.

[ShoogarBear]

#6 is very clever!http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2006/06/10/PH2006061001075.jpg

Whiiiii thank kew!

[samikeyp]

Why not Jennifer Connelly and Scarlett Johanson?

:tu :tu :tu

[BushDynasty]

I always wanted to do one of those sex tapes with Laura but I couldn't figure out how to work that camera thingie. That shit's hard to figure out.

[LuvBones]

So is this real or not? I can't find anything new on it!

[Barbarian]

So is this real or not? I can't find anything new on it!

Supposedly tape was stolen from their home. Thats about all Ive found.

Found this (http://www.gameshout.com/news/eva_longoria_sex_tape_found/article9639.htm)

[LuvBones]

Eva is featured in some intimate sex footage where she stages a pillow fight. According to the sound bites, she asks, "Are you sure no one's ever gonna see this?" She then bounces on a bed in sexy lingerie.
I don't know... sounds a lot like this video..


http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5216488a3b

:lmao

[Barbarian]

I don't know... sounds a lot like this video..

How old is that video? I was thinking maybe they were making fun of the news by making that vid. Fucking morons if that is what they were refering to.

[fred33]

no it's a spoof movie fior funny or die.com

[florige]

Supposedly tape was stolen from their home. Thats about all Ive found.

Found this (http://www.gameshout.com/news/eva_longoria_sex_tape_found/article9639.htm)


The old "stolen from the house" story huh? :rolleyes You would think these people who has these tapes "stolen from the house" all the time they would get smart and put these tapes somewhere out of the way. Not just have them laying around at the foot of their bed.

[Gerryatrics]

Let me see if I can predict the reactions to this thread.

1. That *&*(*@ Eva getting sweet, little Tony into trouble. She's the devil!

2. Eva isn't even pretty. Tony could get much better and I know I could pull Eva on my drunkest of evenings.

3. I thought this was going to be a LuvBones tape.

4. Can we get a LuvBones tape?

5. I have seen the Tony-Eva tape and I'm worried that Tony has lost some of his handling skills based on how he grabs Eva.

6. Chip's not going to be happy the way Tony is shooting all over the place. Totally out of form.

7. Why is Pop yelling at Tony so much in the video? He doesn't yell at Manu so loudly in his tape.

A little bit of both #2 and #3.

[florige]

That did it for you too, eh? :eyebrows :jack


Meaning I stopped watching that phoney crap. Like I said, only thing that had going for it was the picture quality. One minute their messing around in the bedroom, and the next their walking around on the beach. I was like what the heck??.... :wtf

[fred33]

http://www.kiisfm.com/cc-common/mediaplayer/player.html?redir=yes&mps=kiisfm.php&mid=http://a1135.g.akamai.net/f/1135/18227/1h/cchannel.download.akamai.com/18227/podcast/LOSANGELES-CA/KIIS-FM/EVALONGORIA1002.mp3?CPROG=PCAST&CPROG=RICHMEDIA&MARKET=LOSANGELES-CA&NG_FORMAT=chrrhythmic&NG_ID=kiis102fm&OR_NEWSFORMAT=chr&OWNER=&SERVER_NAME=www.kiisfm.com&SITE_ID=842&STATION_ID=KIIS-FM&TRACK=

[fred33]

eva explication of the sex tape

[leemajors]

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/10/eva_longoria_sex_tape.php


Here's the alleged Eva Longoria sex tape everybody's been talking about. Although calling it a sex tape would not only be a lie, it'd be a really big lie. The tape was made for Will Ferrel's comedy site Funny Or Die and features Eva Longoria with comedian Eric Christian Olsen. In the video Longoria says: “Are you really sure we should be doing this? If it gets out it could be really embarrassing." Her partner then replies: “Don’t worry baby I’m going to put it somewhere safe - like the glovebox of my car.” Funny? Meh. Cruel? Definitely. I mean, getting everybody's hopes up about an Eva Longoria sex tape and having it turn out to be this? It's like promising your kid a Wii for Christmas, and then when Christmas rolls around you kick him really hard in the nuts instead.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Once again proving that Will Ferrell isn't funny.

[LuvBones]

How retarded!

[RickyBobby]

Once again proving that Will Ferrell isn't funny.

:flipoff

[trashbeigh]

Well aren't we glad it's not one of assbeeigh's sex tapes.

[ashbeeigh]

Well aren't we glad it's not one of assbeeigh's sex tapes.

oh. haha. But, anyway. TMZ is suppossed to have a peak of the sex tape on later tonight.

[CosmicCowboy]

How is a sex tape without sex a sex tape?

[Hemotivo]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5216488a3b

:lmao
:wakeup :rolleyes

[GINNNNNNNNNNNNOBILI]

Once again proving that Will Ferrell isn't funny.

I think its pretty funny that a "comedy" video started a ton of rumors that spiraled out of control

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I think its pretty funny that a "comedy" video started a ton of rumors that spiraled out of control

You're right... I just took the opportunity to voice my disdain for Will Ferrell.