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Oh, Gee!!
10-04-2007, 11:17 AM
Bush: 'I Make a Lot of Decisions'

DEB RIECHMANN | October 3, 2007 05:34 PM EST |

LANCASTER, Pa. — Give the man a microphone and he'll talk about anything. For 76 minutes, President Bush prowled the stage Wednesday in the heart of Pennsylvania Dutch country, giving a speech and answering questions about everything from his opposition to tax increases to his veto of a bill to expand children's health insurance.

"You know, when you give a man more money in his pocket _ in this case, a woman _ more money in her pocket to expand a business, they build new buildings. And when somebody builds a new building, somebody has got to come and build the building.
"And when the building expanded, it prevented (sic) additional opportunities for people to work. Tax cuts matter. I'm going to spend some time talking about it," the president said.

He offered a pointed description of his job.

"My job is a decision-making job. And as a result, I make a lot of decisions," the president said.

He elaborated on that point later.

"I delegate to good people. I always tell Condi Rice, `I want to remind you, Madam Secretary, who has the Ph.D. and who was the C student. And I want to remind you who the adviser is and who the president is.'

"I got a lot of Ph.D.-types and smart people around me who come into the Oval Office and say, `Mr. President, here's what's on my mind.' And I listen carefully to their advice. But having gathered the device (sic), I decide, you know, I say, `This is what we're going to do.' And it's `Yes, sir, Mr. President.' And then we get after it, implement policy."

Bush, known for his impatience when fellow leaders rattle on, acknowledged he was doing the same himself in his opening remarks.

"I'll be glad to answer some questions from you if you got any," he said. "If not, I can keep on blowing hot air until the time runs out."

Asked about global warming, he gave a lengthy account of alternative fuels.

"I'm not quite through," he said near the end. "And it's a long answer, I'm sorry. It's called filibustering." After one answer about American views of the Iraq war, Bush said sheepishly: "I think that was your question, wasn't it? The answer was so long I lost track."

He had some fun with a woman who seemed slow on the draw when Bush called on her.

"You want a little chance to collect the thoughts, you know? I mean we're talking national TV here, you know?" he said.

"I actually wrote it down so I wouldn't get flustered," the woman said.

"It didn't work," Bush said.

Bush gave an upbeat assessment of being president, despite polls showing the public overwhelmingly disapproves of the job he's doing.

"I told somebody behind stage, this has been a joyous experience being the president," Bush said. "My buddies in Texas just simply don't think I'm telling them the truth. But it is."

He forgot that he had promised a question to a woman. "When you're getting over 60, sometimes your mind slips," said Bush, who is 61.

Finally, he decided he had said enough.

"And I got to go, I hate to tell you. You're paying me too much money to be sitting here talking."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20071003/bush-unplugged/

boutons_
10-04-2007, 12:20 PM
dubya was/is/will always be a cretinous, ignorant, incompetent, puerile dumbfuck.

Repug's cynical insult to the world that keeps on insulting.

BushDynasty
10-04-2007, 12:24 PM
It's not easy coming up with these extraneous speeches.

ChumpDumper
10-04-2007, 12:36 PM
He's a device gatherer too?

I have underestimated him.

FromWayDowntown
10-04-2007, 02:12 PM
He's a device gatherer too?

I have underestimated him.

The job description was only ever a guideline to this President. . . .

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-04-2007, 02:31 PM
Bush: 'I Make a Lot of Decisions'

DEB RIECHMANN | October 3, 2007 05:34 PM EST |

LANCASTER, Pa. — Give the man a microphone and he'll talk
about anything. For 76 minutes, President Bush prowled the
stage Wednesday in the heart of Pennsylvania Dutch country,
giving a speech and answering questions about everything
from his opposition to tax increases to his veto of a bill to
expand children's health insurance.

"You know, when you give a man more money in his
pocket _ in this case, a woman _ more money in her pocket
to expand a business, they build new buildings. And when
somebody builds a new building, somebody has got to
come and build the building.
"And when the building expanded, it prevented (sic) additional
opportunities for people to work. Tax cuts matter. I'm going
to spend some time talking about it," the president said.

He offered a pointed description of his job.

"My job is a decision-making job. And as a result, I
make a lot of decisions," the president said.

He elaborated on that point later.

"I delegate to good people. I always tell Condi Rice, `I want
to remind you, Madam Secretary, who has the Ph.D. and
who was the C student. And I want to remind you who the
adviser is and who the president is.'

"I got a lot of Ph.D.-types and smart people around me who
come into the Oval Office and say, `Mr. President, here's what's
on my mind.' And I listen carefully to their advice. But having
gathered the device (sic), I decide, you know, I say, `This is what
we're going to do.' And it's `Yes, sir, Mr. President.' And then
we get after it, implement policy."

Bush, known for his impatience when fellow leaders rattle
on, acknowledged he was doing the same himself in
his opening remarks.

"I'll be glad to answer some questions from you if you
got any," he said. "If not, I can keep on blowing hot air
until the time runs out."

Asked about global warming, he gave a lengthy account
of alternative fuels.

"I'm not quite through," he said near the end. "And it's a
long answer, I'm sorry. It's called filibustering." After one
answer about American views of the Iraq war, Bush said
sheepishly: "I think that was your question, wasn't it? The
answer was so long I lost track."

He had some fun with a woman who seemed slow on the
draw when Bush called on her.

"You want a little chance to collect the thoughts, you
know? I mean we're talking national TV here, you know?" he said.

"I actually wrote it down so I wouldn't get
flustered," the woman said.

"It didn't work," Bush said.

Bush gave an upbeat assessment of being president,
despite polls showing the public overwhelmingly disapproves
of the job he's doing.

"I told somebody behind stage, this has been a joyous
experience being the president," Bush said. "My buddies
in Texas just simply don't think I'm telling them the truth. But it is."

He forgot that he had promised a question to a woman.
"When you're getting over 60, sometimes your mind slips," said Bush, who is 61.

Finally, he decided he had said enough.

"And I got to go, I hate to tell you. You're paying me t
oo much money to be sitting here talking."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/huff-wires/20071003/bush-unplugged/

FTFY.

George Gervin's Afro
10-04-2007, 03:04 PM
well there would be many mentions of dimmocraps, hush owns them,moveone.org owns the dem party, homos shouldn't be getting any of his hard earned tax money... so no I don't think ray would have written something like this

ChumpDumper
10-04-2007, 03:10 PM
"Teddy, the swimmer...."

clambake
10-04-2007, 03:39 PM
don't forget Barney