Brent Barry caption contest on NBA.com

[Spurbanana]

http://www.nba.com/features/lego_captions.html

playing soccer? :)

[whottt]

Grasshooper, you must walk the rice paper without tearing it if you wish to get another second of playing time.

[whottt]

Brent Barry must walk on eggshells with his new team.

[Useruser666]

"Brent Barry(Spurs), while trying to sneek up behind a baskeball, is being pick-pocketed by a Sonic player."

[whottt]

Brent Barry tries to tiptoe past the Spurs bench in an attempt to avoid getting the hook from Coach Pop.

[Useruser666]

http://img143.exs.cx/img143/7432/legobrentbarry33025yc.jpg

"The winner of the Sonic fan-for-a-day contest, Tpark, is pictured sitting behind and just to the right of San Antonio Spurs guard Brent Barry."

[Marcus Bryant]

Damn it you just made my hungover ass laugh.

[Solid D]

Brent, maybe if you open your eyes wider, you'd hit your shots more often.

http://www.nba.com/media/lego_brent_barry_330.jpg

[2centsworth]

If I had photoshop I would put him jumping off the hemisphere tower.

[Rummpd]

"soft stepping away from SA"MadDoc

[CosmicCowboy]

http://www.nba.com/media/lego_brent_barry_330.jpg

Brent Barry has so radically underperformed this year that Spurs management requested that Barry perform a field sobriety test which he failed...

[polandprzem]

"I must cout every step now, otherwise Pop will bench me for a long time"

[Rummpd]

The winner of the Sonic fan-for-a-day contest, Tpark, is pictured sitting behind and just to the right of San Antonio Spurs guard Brent Barry."

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Classic - too bad someone cannot blow up that picture and give the fan a years supply of Atkins products.

[desflood]

Damn sobriety tests get harder every year...

[timvp]

http://www.nba.com/media/lego_brent_barry_330.jpg

Brent Barry finds running difficult with Whottt hanging on to his balls.

[PM5K]

Lol

[whottt]

http://www.nba.com/media/lego_brent_barry_330.jpg


"If I can just miss another 50 three pointers, get worked off the court by a scrub PG in a decisive playoff game and then act like it's everyones fault but mine, I should have TimVP wanting to retire my jer...er... swinging off my nuts"

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.nba.com/media/lego_brent_barry_330.jpg


"If I can just miss another 50 three pointers, get worked off the court by a scrub PG in a decisive playoff game and then act like it's everyones fault but mine, I should have TimVP wanting to retire my jer...er... swinging off my nuts"

It said 'caption', not 'sentence'.

[whottt]

http://www.nba.com/media/lego_brent_barry_330.jpg

And Johnny Blaze too.

[whottt]

http://www.nba.com/media/lego_brent_barry_330.jpg

"I better step lightly, I think I just saw that guy that doesn't know what a caption is, he scares me. I also need to remind the wife we should probably consider homeschooling the children rather than trusting the SA school system"

[Solid D]

And Johnny Blaze too.

Classic threads material! 4 words bro'. A clinic in efficiency!!!

Awesome baby!!! :elephant

[whottt]

http://www.nba.com/media/lego_brent_barry_330.jpg

"Isn't that guy over there the one that make shitty jokes and thinks he's funny? Whathisname? Solid something? Fuck! He's coming this way and I don't have my suicide pills, I better try to sneak out of here before he corners me"

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

cap·tion Audio pronunciation of "caption" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kpshn)
n.

1. A title, short explanation, or description accompanying an illustration or a photograph.

[Solid D]

:lol
"Brevity is the soul of wit" - William Shakespeare

[whottt]

http://www.nba.com/media/lego_brent_barry_330.jpg
"Damn, that guy that doesn't know what a caption is, is still following me. Even worse, now I see he doesn't know what a sentence is either"

[whottt]

:lol
"Brevity is the soul of wit" - William Shakespeare

Irony.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You know, it's come to the point where I simply have no fucking clue where Whottt stands on Brenttt Barry.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

http://www.nba.com/media/lego_brent_barry_330.jpg

Brent Barry practices new finishing move for WWE tryout

[whottt]

http://www.nba.com/media/lego_brent_barry_330.jpg
"Someone needs to tell the caption clown that wasn't a sentence, more like sentences, still a caption though, that short can be a relative thing, and there are a lot of sentences posing as captions within this thread. And someone needs to tell the unfunny guy that having an agenda and wit are not mutually inclusive and that unlike himself, when most people are trying to be funny, they succeed."

[whottt]

http://www.nba.com/media/lego_brent_barry_330.jpg

"That caption guy looks like he's got a good connection."

[Useruser666]

http://www.naomisworld.com/Thumbnails/Austin%20Powers.jpg

"SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN THAT THE FREEZING PROCESS HAS TAKEN AWAY MY INNER MONOLOGUE!

[MosesGuthrie]

http://www.nba.com/media/lego_brent_barry_330.jpg

"We can dance if we want to....we can leave your friends behind..."

[baseline bum]

http://www.nba.com/media/lego_brent_barry_330.jpg

Spurs guard Brent Barry is seen imagining that it's Sue Bird and not Sonics guard Ray Allen that's touching his ass.