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MoSpur
10-08-2007, 09:51 AM
I received some bad news this morning here at work and I thought I would share with you. Over the weekend Batman was injured and was admitted to the hospital. From what I hear, he is doing okay and will get better.

johnsmith
10-08-2007, 09:55 AM
Jesus Christ, how is the Justice League going to get things done now?

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 09:59 AM
I'm talking about Mark who post here under the name Batman.

ShoogarBear
10-08-2007, 09:59 AM
Hopefully it is not serious, because I can't sit on the jokes for very much longer.

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 10:01 AM
I hear you Shoog. I know he has a collapsed lung. Did I spell that right?

ShoogarBear
10-08-2007, 10:03 AM
Oh. That's no joke, but a young guy should manage okay.

Did he have an accident/injury to cause it, or did that just happen out of the blue?

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 10:04 AM
Well, I hope he doesn't get upset for me telling you guys, but he was shot. I don't know anything about the situation. Just know he was shot. So I am sure he would appreciate your prayers and well wishes.

ShoogarBear
10-08-2007, 10:06 AM
Crap. That's actually what I was thinking, but didn't want to say it.

Hopefully he'll be back here talking his usual shit soon.

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 10:08 AM
Hopefully. I'm sure he will.

kingsfan
10-08-2007, 10:08 AM
Damn that's fucked up, hope he gets better soon.

Shelly
10-08-2007, 10:12 AM
Dang...hope he's okay!

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 10:32 AM
Holy shit.

No snark from me at all, I seriously hope Mark's okay.

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 10:33 AM
From what I heard, he is okay and will get better thank God.

ATRAIN
10-08-2007, 10:34 AM
From what I heard, he is okay and will get better thank God.


Do you have any details on what happened?

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 10:35 AM
All I know is that he was shot Sunday morning. I don't have much details.

tlongII
10-08-2007, 10:37 AM
That sucks! I hope he gets well soon!

midgetonadonkey
10-08-2007, 10:37 AM
Damn. I was going to make a "what club did he get shot at" joke. That sucks. Hopefully he will be salsa dancing in no time.

Fred
10-08-2007, 10:37 AM
Hmmm - Hanging around in the wrong place and/or with the wrong people and/or doing things that are not legal and immoral = getting shot in the chest.

tlongII
10-08-2007, 10:41 AM
Hmmm - Hanging around in the wrong place and/or with the wrong people and/or doing things that are not legal and immoral = getting shot in the chest.

Way to jump to conclusions there buddy! :rolleyes

ATRAIN
10-08-2007, 10:43 AM
I tried to find a article online on the shooting, anyone find anything?

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 10:49 AM
Couldn't see anything in today's briefs.

And tlong, I didn't expect you, of all people, to jump at a troll.

=RTM=
10-08-2007, 10:51 AM
=Wow I just called him yesterday and I got his voice mail saying he is at the hospital and I could hear that life support system in the background. I thought he was at work or something. I had no idea he was one of the patients! Here is his phone number, leave him a get well soon message!


777-8444=

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 10:52 AM
Props Mouse

Mixability
10-08-2007, 10:52 AM
I was at my house all night. And I have 2 people and a dog who can vouch for me.








Kidding aside, get better Dark Knight. Mexican on Mexican crime has to end!

ashbeeigh
10-08-2007, 10:54 AM
I'll be thinking about him. I was shocked to hear about it. Thanks for letting us known, MoSpur. I know he isn't online a lot, but a lot of y'all know him pretty well. Keep us updated.

Last Comic Standing
10-08-2007, 10:57 AM
If he lives half as long as his Sig? he should out live us all!

Get well ASAP Batman!

Kori Ellis
10-08-2007, 10:57 AM
Wow! That's horrible. Mo Spur, if you talk to him, please send our well wishes.

I will try to call him in a couple days or something. Do you know which hospital?

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 10:58 AM
I was at my house all night. And I have 2 people and a dog who can vouch for me.








Kidding aside, get better Dark Knight. Mexican on Mexican crime has to end!

You were the first suspect I had in mind. J/K. I'm sure he'll appreciate the well wishes.

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 10:59 AM
Wow! That's horrible. Mo Spur, if you talk to him, please send our well wishes.

I will try to call him in a couple days or something. Do you know what hospital?

I'm gonna try to find out more at lunch and get a hold of him. As soon as I speak to him or hear somethin I will let you know and let him know how you guys are here thinking of him.

Taco
10-08-2007, 11:00 AM
Wow

Hope All Goes Well Batman!!!

God Bless

Our Thoughts And Prayers Are With You

Slomo
10-08-2007, 11:04 AM
Wow! That sucks!

Thanks for telling us MoSpur! Give him my best. If needed I can fedex a few litres of Pear brandy moonshine for intravenous use. He just needs to say the word :)


Get well soon Batman.

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 11:06 AM
Wow! That sucks!

Thanks for telling us MoSpur! Give him my best. If needed I can fedex a few litres of Pear brandy moonshine for intravenous use. He just needs to say the word :)


Get well soon Batman.

:lol
Will do Slomo

Silver21_Black20
10-08-2007, 11:11 AM
Wow!

Get well soon Mark!!

SAtown
10-08-2007, 11:16 AM
Serious stuff. Hope he gets well soon

ShoogarBear
10-08-2007, 11:29 AM
Wow!

Get well soon Mark!!Suspect #2. :lol

ORION
10-08-2007, 11:30 AM
I just talked to him. He is at University Hospital. He's drugged up but doing ok.

BacktoBasics
10-08-2007, 11:31 AM
.....and what happened.

PakiDan
10-08-2007, 11:34 AM
Get well soon man.

tlongII
10-08-2007, 11:34 AM
The good thing is that he should have a lot of time for posting now!

1369
10-08-2007, 11:35 AM
I just talked to him. He is at University Hospital. He's drugged up but doing ok.


Could this be him? (KSAT Link) (http://www.ksat.com/news/14288835/detail.html)

Silver21_Black20
10-08-2007, 11:38 AM
Suspect #2. :lol

Now I'm trying to think where I was Sunday morning. Hmmm . . .

Viva Las Espuelas
10-08-2007, 11:44 AM
Could this be him? (KSAT Link) (http://www.ksat.com/news/14288835/detail.html)last i heard a lung wasn't in the stomach.

ORION
10-08-2007, 11:46 AM
Could this be him? (KSAT Link) (http://www.ksat.com/news/14288835/detail.html)
yeah but that story makes the whole thing seem like he was doing something wrong. The items found were not his and played no part in the shooting

ORION
10-08-2007, 11:47 AM
last i heard a lung wasn't in the stomach.
:lol .

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 11:52 AM
yeah but that story makes the whole thing seem like he was doing something wrong. The items found were not his and played no part in the shooting

How does the story make it seem like it's Bat's fault?

I'm guessing that if the police mentioned there was a gun in the car, there probably wasn't a carry permit in the driver's wallet.

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 11:53 AM
Just got off of the phone and he is doing better, but is in pain. He said the media is making it seem like they were up to no good looking for trouble and that is not true. I told him that all of you sent him your best and that our prayers are with him. He said he really appreciates that.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 11:57 AM
He said the media is making it seem like they were up to no good looking for trouble and that is not true.

Um, where?



A driver called police on Sunday afternoon to report that his friend had been wounded by gunfire while traveling on Interstate 10 near Wurzbach Parkway.

Officers arrived at a gas station to find that the passenger had been shot in the stomach, police said.

EMS rushed the victim to University Hospital while officers searched the driver's car.

Police said they found a gun, some marijuana and brass knuckles inside the bullet-riddled vehicle, and arrested the driver.

Police still aren't sure who shot at the vehicle.


So you're saying there wasn't a gun, weed and brass knuckles in the car? Those weren't the reasons the driver was arrested? I fail to read where it says Mark was placed under arrest.

So who's lying? SAPD? KSAT?

So what should KSAT have said about why the driver was arrested? Should they have made up a lie? Should they just have said he was arrested without a charge? Should they have held back information to make the readers feel better?

ORION
10-08-2007, 11:57 AM
How does the story make it seem like it's Bat's fault?

I'm guessing that if the police mentioned there was a gun in the car, there probably wasn't a carry permit in the driver's wallet.
not that it was his fault but it vaguely says a gun, weed and brass knuckles found in the car that was shot up. They didn't mention the box of illegal dildos.

Kori Ellis
10-08-2007, 11:58 AM
Just got off of the phone and he is doing better, but is in pain. He said the media is making it seem like they were up to no good looking for trouble and that is not true. I told him that all of you sent him your best and that our prayers are with him. He said he really appreciates that.

Please read your PM.

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 11:59 AM
Not that one JBlaze. I think its a news story that KENS ran saying that the police didn't believe the driver or something like that. I know the media is only reporting what SAPD gave them.

The important thing is that Mark is getting better and seems to think he will be alright. What led to the shooting is beyond me.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 11:59 AM
Vague?

Really?

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 12:01 PM
Please read your PM.

Got it and replied to it Kori.

ORION
10-08-2007, 12:01 PM
Um, where?



So you're saying there wasn't a gun, weed and brass knuckles in the car? Those weren't the reasons the driver was arrested? I fail to read where it says Mark was placed under arrest.

So who's lying? SAPD? KSAT?

So what should KSAT have said about why the driver was arrested? Should they have made up a lie? Should they just have said he was arrested without a charge? Should they have held back information to make the readers feel better?
I never said he was arrested but why put that they found a gun and weed in the victims party when the shooting was a random event

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 12:02 PM
Not that one JBlaze. I think its a news story that KENS ran saying that the police didn't believe the driver or something like that. I know the media is only reporting what SAPD gave them.

The important thing is that Mark is getting better and seems to think he will be alright. What led to the shooting is beyond me.

And the far-down-the-list thing is that Mark is blaming the media for reporting what the police are saying.

Mark has every right to tell somebody his side of the story.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 12:03 PM
I never said he was arrested but why put that they found a gun and weed in the victims party when the shooting was a random event

Do shooting victims normally get arrested?

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 12:04 PM
And the far-down-the-list thing is that Mark is blaming the media for reporting what the police are saying.

Mark has every right to tell somebody his side of the story.

I don't think he is blaming the media for anything. I think he just doesn't want people to think like they were out looking for trouble. Some people may think that when they either read or hear the story thats all.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 12:05 PM
Hell, the KENS story doesn't even say the driver was arrested or that anything was found in the car.

ORION
10-08-2007, 12:06 PM
Do shooting victims normally get arrested?
doesn't matter if they do. put yourself in his place and you read that article or worse even what if he did god forbid die and would never have been able to tell his side and all his family knows was that there was a car shot up with 2 dead and a guns and drugs were found. Batman himself was angry at the article because he sounds like he was doing something wrong

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 12:08 PM
I don't think he is blaming the media for anything. I think he just doesn't want people to think like they were out looking for trouble. Some people may think that when they either read or hear the story thats all.

Some people think that anybody who is shot has something shady going on. That's just life.

I'm normally a skeptical person, which is probably why I do what I do, but the skepticism lets me be skeptical of everybody until I find out more.

ashbeeigh
10-08-2007, 12:08 PM
No matter the actual events of last night I think the most important thing is that Batman gets better. Don't you all agree?

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 12:10 PM
doesn't matter if they do. put yourself in his place and you read that article or worse even what if he did god forbid die and would never have been able to tell his side and all his family knows was that there was a car shot up with 2 dead and a guns and drugs were found. Batman himself was angry at the article because he sounds like he was doing something wrong

Actually, it matters tons if they do. The story becomes far more rare if a victim is arrested.

So what's your solution? So which information would you like the media to hold back? Which media members would you like to make that determination?

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 12:11 PM
And my guess is Mark's family and friends would be more likely to give him the benefit of the doubt you so seek.

Kori Ellis
10-08-2007, 12:12 PM
No matter the actual events of last night I think the most important thing is that Batman gets better. Don't you all agree?

For once I agree with Ashbeeigh :)

Prayers to Batman and his recovery.

tlongII
10-08-2007, 12:13 PM
doesn't matter if they do. put yourself in his place and you read that article or worse even what if he did god forbid die and would never have been able to tell his side and all his family knows was that there was a car shot up with 2 dead and a guns and drugs were found. Batman himself was angry at the article because he sounds like he was doing something wrong

Well, he was riding in a car with someone who had a gun, weed and brass knuckles.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 12:14 PM
Batman himself was angry at the article because he sounds like he was doing something wrong

I'm not going to get into the legalities of marijuana possession because personally, I think it should be legalized, but there was somebody arrested for what was likely two charges (possession of marijuana -- and as of right now, that is illegal) and gun possession (if he had a carry permit, it would be just fine).

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 12:15 PM
I really don't care what he was doing at the time or who he was with. Just the fact that he is doing better is all that matters.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 12:16 PM
For once I agree with Ashbeeigh :)

Prayers to Batman and his recovery.

As do I. I hope Mark makes a speedy and full recovery. I know he's gone through some shit before and always seems to come out standing, so I don't doubt he will in this situation.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 12:18 PM
But Mo, either he does blame the media (as Orion has said) or he doesn't (as you have said).

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 12:19 PM
It could have been worse, though... he could have been part of that group of eight arrested for cockfighting downtown.

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 12:23 PM
I think he feels some people may get the wrong idea when they hear or read the story.

Bigzax
10-08-2007, 12:23 PM
God Save Batman! You gots major street cred now brah!

peewee's lovechild
10-08-2007, 12:24 PM
I saw it on the news yesterday.

It's weird that it was him.

Getting shot sucks.
I hope he gets better.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 12:29 PM
I think he feels some people may get the wrong idea when they hear or read the story.

Look, there's pretty much no doubt about that at all. As I said before, some people believe that anybody who gets shot likely did something bad to deserve it. I've experienced it first-hand.

It sucks, but it happens.

My very first crime story in San Angelo was a drive-by shooting that resulted in murder. Two guys shot into a house and a guy was killed. He wasn't the direct target, but was only there to watch a PPV fight.

He also had a criminal record. I remember that the days I had a story about the case or a brief with an update, there was always somebody talking about it at the little taco shop where I ate breakfast before work.

The guy's criminal record had nothing to do with the case and frankly, I didn't write about his record as it had nothing to do with his murder, but the people I heard talking about the case knew somebody who knew somebody who was arrested with the guy and they were dead certain that must have been the reason he was shot.

What was even weirder about the case was that there were rumors around the city that one of the shooters (or his friends, I forget ATM) had boasted he was going to retaliate against the guy that was shot, but the drive-by shooting wasn't specifically supposed to be against the guy who ended up getting shot. It seemed to be a weird coincidence.

CuckingFunt
10-08-2007, 12:35 PM
Get well soon, Batty.

ORION
10-08-2007, 12:37 PM
Actually, it matters tons if they do. The story becomes far more rare if a victim is arrested.

So what's your solution? So which information would you like the media to hold back? Which media members would you like to make that determination?
regardless of what I think should be report doesn't matter but the media could at least take into consideration who might be affected.

midgetonadonkey
10-08-2007, 12:37 PM
When that dirty Mexican gets out of the hospital I'm going to hand feed him mollejas while sitting on his lap. I love that Beaner.

duncan228
10-08-2007, 12:39 PM
From reading this thread, I know lots of you know Batman in "real life."
But it's also clear that some don't.

I think it's incredible that SpursTalk feels like "family" even when you've never "met" the poster.

My best wishes to Batman. I hope he recovers fully and is back here soon.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 12:39 PM
regardless of what I think should be report doesn't matter but the media could at least take into consideration who might be affected.

I'm sure Richard Lee thinks the same way.

But you're right, I guess, they shouldn't have reported the shooting at all. The drivers of San Antonio should just not be privy to the fact that there is a random car with occupants shooting other cars in the early morning.

That's what you're saying, right? You wouldn't want to know there is a car randomly shooting people near an area where you drive?

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 12:41 PM
When that dirty Mexican gets out of the hospital I'm going to hand feed him mollejas while sitting on his lap. I love that Beaner.

:lmao Mollejas? Damn, that is funny.

1369
10-08-2007, 12:42 PM
Hey Bat, dude, a sucking chest wound is nature's way of telling you to slow down.

And we expect a full report on the rack of the nurse who comes by to give you a sponge bath.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 12:43 PM
Corso says stop being so defensive about the media you freelancing Corso. You are just as ignorant as all the other Corsos, (more so than that Batman or anyone that Corso has talked to), so unless you have some inside information, just shut up.

Kirk Herbstreit says you should blow him.

peewee's lovechild
10-08-2007, 12:43 PM
When that dirty Mexican gets out of the hospital I'm going to hand feed him mollejas while sitting on his lap. I love that Beaner.

You should feed him some frijoles charros one bean at a time.

ORION
10-08-2007, 12:44 PM
I'm sure Richard Lee thinks the same way.
man WTF this is mark a friend of mine who got shot for being in the wrong place at the wrong time and thank god he is still alive. anyone who knows him would know that he did not have something like this coming but when I read that f-ing article it makes it seem like he was up to no good.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 12:52 PM
man WTF this is mark a friend of mine who got shot for being in the wrong place at the wrong time and thank god he is still alive. anyone who knows him would know that he did not have something like this coming but when I read that f-ing article it makes it seem like he was up to no good.

Look, man... I read that article and think the driver did something to be arrested. If Mark had been placed under arrest, it would have said that, but it didn't, so I believe he isn't.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 12:53 PM
Corso keeps googling "san antonio shooting" in google news, but only get articles on that Corso Bruce Bowen

"Police investigate drive-by shooting," Corso. (http://www2.mysanantonio.com/multimedia/video/newsondemand/index.cfm?catid=1)

Viva Las Espuelas
10-08-2007, 12:58 PM
If Mark had been placed under arrest, it would have said that, but it didn't, so I believe he isn't.fuzzy wuzzy was a bear.

timvp
10-08-2007, 12:59 PM
Get well.

The sone
10-08-2007, 01:00 PM
get well batman, but since youre held up anyway try the morphine i hear its in season...

The sone
10-08-2007, 01:01 PM
fuzzy wuzzy was a bear.


fuzzy wuzzy had no hair...

:lol

Viva Las Espuelas
10-08-2007, 01:05 PM
fuzzy wuzzy had no hair...

:lolfuzzy wuzzy the bear wouldn't care if there wasn't hair.

timvp
10-08-2007, 01:05 PM
Oh and the modern version of the media has been bastardized into an entity that looks to portray any newsworthy event in the way that garners the most attention. The obligation to journalistic integrity is dead and has been replaced by the obligation to monetary integrity.

midgetonadonkey
10-08-2007, 01:08 PM
I like batman.

I miss batman.

Where is my batman!!!!

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 01:09 PM
Oh and the modern version of the media has been bastardized into an entity that looks to portray any newsworthy event in the way that garners the most attention. The obligation to journalistic integrity is dead and has been replaced by the obligation to monetary integrity.

Then I'm fighting a losing battle.

ORION
10-08-2007, 01:12 PM
I like batman.

I miss batman.

Where is my batman!!!!
you should prank call him. I felt bad for making him laugh earlier because I know it hurt him. dude still has the bullet in him.

T Park
10-08-2007, 01:12 PM
mark get well soon

got a big bottle of patron silver, some poker, and some bootlegged jessica alba sex tapes for you to see.

Kori Ellis
10-08-2007, 01:15 PM
you should prank call him.

:lol

E20
10-08-2007, 01:17 PM
For a minute I thought it was Christian Bale and that we would have no Dark Knight next summer and I shit my pants.............hope Batman283 makes full recovery.

midgetonadonkey
10-08-2007, 01:18 PM
you should prank call him. I felt bad for making him laugh earlier because I know it hurt him. dude still has the bullet in him.

lol I actually did.

I told him that I heard he got ass raped by 10 different guys and that I hope he gets his asshole sewn up.

Then I told him he should get better.

timvp
10-08-2007, 01:18 PM
Then I'm fighting a losing battle.:lol

I posted that before reading the entire thread. However, I do believe it's the case. There are some good journalists out there but on a whole, style has long ago passed substance.

ORION
10-08-2007, 01:18 PM
:lol
I told him the report said he was found face down in the driver's lap

midgetonadonkey
10-08-2007, 01:18 PM
I wished him good luck. I wasn't just an asshole.

Taco
10-08-2007, 01:19 PM
I told him the report said he was found face down in the driver's lap

:lol

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 01:21 PM
I told him the report said he was found face down in the driver's lap

:lol

BacktoBasics
10-08-2007, 01:25 PM
They were who we thought they were


and we let'm off the hook.

whottt
10-08-2007, 01:33 PM
Glad he's ok. Getting shot in the stomach is some serious shit.



I wish I knew him well enough to crack some jokes....you can probably get about 3 million jokes out of a guy called Batman getting shot.

JoeChalupa
10-08-2007, 01:47 PM
Glad to hear all is well.

Mixability
10-08-2007, 01:48 PM
vbookie on whether he gets deported?

Kori Ellis
10-08-2007, 01:51 PM
Just FYI for those wondering ..

He not only has a collapsed lung, but he has a bullet lodged in his diaphragm and might have to have a surgery to remove it (he'll find out tonight/tomorrow about that).

So, if you pray, pray for him. If you don't, then wish him well.

Thanks.

(I'm not saying that you can't joke about it or anything. In fact I'm surprised there isn't a WoundedBat troll or something.)

TheJoker
10-08-2007, 01:57 PM
Mwuuuuhahahahahhahahahahhahha.

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 02:19 PM
Mwuuuuhahahahahhahahahahhahha.

And there he is.

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 02:20 PM
vbookie on whether he gets deported?

:lmao

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 02:21 PM
Will Batman drop a rap album when he is released from the hospital?

Mixability
10-08-2007, 02:26 PM
Will Batman drop a rap album when he is released from the hospital?

http://headmasterz.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/geto-boys.jpg

ashbeeigh
10-08-2007, 02:27 PM
He's only got 8 more times to catch up to 50 cent.

Mixability
10-08-2007, 02:28 PM
He's only got 8 more times to catch up to 50 cent.

And the fact that you know that, makes FIDDY have LESS street cred.

Shelly
10-08-2007, 02:28 PM
Robin should have jumped in front of Batman and taken the bullet for him. What else is a fruity side kick good for?

robin2883
10-08-2007, 02:28 PM
holy false arrest batman! can I get a lawyer up in this bitch?

robin2883
10-08-2007, 02:29 PM
ps: somebody tell bats the batstash isn't dogproof!

fukin pigs

clambake
10-08-2007, 03:08 PM
not one bullet in the diaphragm joke?

Slydragon
10-08-2007, 03:10 PM
Wish him well, Tell him in his drug out state, to make sure the back of the gown is tied very tight or he maybe inviting more foreign objects in. He would be to drug up to stop it, so prevention is key.

Viva Las Espuelas
10-08-2007, 03:16 PM
http://headmasterz.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/geto-boys.jpg"my mind is playing tricks on me"

Leetonidas
10-08-2007, 03:16 PM
Am I the only one who thought this was going to be about Adam West?

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 03:18 PM
not one bullet in the diaphragm joke?

The joke will come in nine months when he has another kid.

Oscar DeLa
10-08-2007, 03:23 PM
Um, where?



So you're saying there wasn't a gun, weed and brass knuckles in the car? Those weren't the reasons the driver was arrested? I fail to read where it says Mark was placed under arrest.

So who's lying? SAPD? KSAT?

So what should KSAT have said about why the driver was arrested? Should they have made up a lie? Should they just have said he was arrested without a charge? Should they have held back information to make the readers feel better?
I don't know what it is but thats weak blaze


I dont know what it is but i'm a reporter!, i've done crime stories!

marini martini
10-08-2007, 03:25 PM
:oops

PM5K
10-08-2007, 03:39 PM
Umm, why did the guy go so far to call police, from Wurzbach all the way to Babcock and Dezavala?

Taco
10-08-2007, 03:46 PM
So, if you pray, pray for him. If you don't, then wish him well.

Thanks.

(I'm not saying that you can't joke about it or anything. In fact I'm surprised there isn't a WoundedBat troll or something.)


http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/1812/batmantg6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Too over the top? :spin

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 04:05 PM
I don't know what it is but thats weak blaze
I dont know what it is but i'm a reporter!, i've done crime stories!

I don't know what it is but when I want to know something about Victoria, I'll come to you.

ShoogarBear
10-08-2007, 04:41 PM
(I'm not saying that you can't joke about it or anything. In fact I'm surprised there isn't a WoundedBat troll or something.)Just wait till he puts out his next party thread.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 04:42 PM
Just wait till he puts out his next party thread.

I'm betting the hot nurses will be pictured on his next club flyer.

1369
10-08-2007, 04:43 PM
Just wait till he puts out his next party thread.

Dress would be Kevlar optional?

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 04:47 PM
Bullet Proof vests would be the dress code.

MoSpur
10-08-2007, 04:50 PM
I heard the party will be on the same night that Dark Knight is scheduled to be released in theaters.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 04:51 PM
Anybody wearing brass knuckle jewelry to the door would promptly get the crap beat out of them.

Phenomanul
10-08-2007, 04:58 PM
Get well bats...

Mixability
10-08-2007, 04:59 PM
I didn't even know people still HAD brass knuckles. :lol

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-08-2007, 05:01 PM
I didn't even know people still HAD brass knuckles. :lol

Mark knows a guy.

T-Pain
10-08-2007, 05:31 PM
get well bat

TheTruth
10-08-2007, 06:00 PM
Damn, this sucks to come home too. Glad to hear he's doing well. I haven't talked to the fool since the Mayweather fight. Batman is good people, keep him in your prayers.

Cant_Be_Faded
10-08-2007, 06:02 PM
whoa
Batman's a fuckin soldier yo.
So we're possibly looking at unregistered AK47's, bricks of weed, and brass knuckles? His street cred just shot to Stephen Jackson heights. Get well soon Sabanero.

TheTruth
10-08-2007, 06:04 PM
I was rolling with Batman once on the far east side, and all we had was some brass knuckles. I'm glad that he's started packing the heat.

Cant_Be_Faded
10-08-2007, 06:06 PM
He should get T.R.U. tatted across his stomach after this shit.

Man I would pay for it.

It's like Spice1 said, these fools are livin like the movies.

Spurfect
10-08-2007, 06:09 PM
Oh no!!!!! :cry :cry :cry

"bullet ridden vehicle".. how scary.

I hope he makes a speedy recovery!

The BodyGuard
10-08-2007, 06:13 PM
Mark, PM me if you need me.

Flea
10-08-2007, 06:41 PM
Best wishes Batman and hoping for a speedy recovery!!!

SpursWoman
10-08-2007, 06:47 PM
Oh, damn .... get well soon, batman! :makeout

1Parker1
10-08-2007, 07:40 PM
Awww, get well soon Batboy! :makeout

angel_luv
10-08-2007, 07:55 PM
Get well soon Batman. I will pray for you!

KEDA
10-08-2007, 09:25 PM
Our prayers are with you Mark.

I was just at University on Sunday to pick up my Dad.

robin2883
10-08-2007, 09:29 PM
What else is a fruity side kick good for?


fruity? you wanna meet me at Motel 6 Mama? You won be callin' me fruity when you're chewin' on that pillow :oink

marini martini
10-08-2007, 10:01 PM
:oops

RashoFan
10-08-2007, 10:02 PM
Get well soon Batman...my prayers are with you!

Melmart1
10-08-2007, 11:55 PM
Dayum, Mark! You better get well soon!

jaffies
10-09-2007, 01:25 AM
hope to have you back soon Mark.

PM5K
10-09-2007, 02:26 AM
So when is the University Hospital GTG, and what gang colors should I wear?

MannyIsGod
10-09-2007, 05:09 AM
Wtf? People from the Quattro getting shot the fuck up? Man this is some serious bullshit.

Seriously, this was a shock. WTF?????!?!?!?!?

And yeah - I don't give a damn what the Lachino says - fuck the local media and any way they portray anything. Those fuckers don't get ANY benefit of ANY doubt because they flat out fucking suck and go for WAY more style than substance.

MannyIsGod
10-09-2007, 05:11 AM
After watching the video blaze linked....

FUCK YOU FOR EVEN DEFENDING THEM!

"At least thats what he's telling police" in the snarkiest fucking tone ever.

Such bullshit. Thank you for your unbiased and very unjudgemental reporting, weekend anchorman! With tones like that you're sure to be heading up the next SUPER REPORTER TASK FORCE protecting you.

MORE AT FIVE!

Taco
10-09-2007, 08:01 AM
So when is the University Hospital GTG, and what gang colors should I wear?
:lol

B.Y.O......http://www.funfilesandsmiles.com/smileys2/ChainGun.gif ?




:spin

sa_butta
10-09-2007, 08:05 AM
Get well soon Bat, we all praying for your
speedy recovery.

Holt's Cat
10-09-2007, 09:37 AM
Takes me back to when I used to cruise Wurzbach with brass knuckles and herb under a hail of bullets.

Get well.

hater
10-09-2007, 10:47 AM
spurstalk posters getting shot up? what the fuck is going on?

they have fucked with the wrong family. R we sure it was not a crazed Sun fan?

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-09-2007, 11:12 AM
Glad to see you come back to posting, Manny.

And thanks for the "Fuck you."

DarkReign
10-09-2007, 11:54 AM
You dont know me, I dont know you.

Get well soon. Reason# 4213 to stay out of the ghetto.

Yes, the ghetto is where you get shot by gangsters. I dont care if the neighborhood used to be nice, it sucks now...move the fuck out for christs sake.

Kori Ellis
10-09-2007, 12:11 PM
You dont know me, I dont know you.

Get well soon. Reason# 4213 to stay out of the ghetto.

Yes, the ghetto is where you get shot by gangsters. I dont care if the neighborhood used to be nice, it sucks now...move the fuck out for christs sake.

:lol @ I-10 and Wurzbach being the ghetto.

DarkReign
10-09-2007, 12:18 PM
:lol @ I-10 and Wurzbach being the ghetto.

Haha...ok then. People getting shot in non-ghetto areas isnt exactly common where I live. To clarify, people get shot in the burbs all the time...by their wives, coworkers and neighbors. Cars arent "riddled with bullets" outside of the ghetto where I live.

Nice place where he got shot, yeah? That certainly smells of someone who knows him/the driver he was with.

But what do I know. He was in a nice area and just-so-happened to be shot at multiple times. Silly me for assuming the ghetto.

MoSpur
10-09-2007, 12:43 PM
It is actually silly to think that. You can't always assume that drive-bys or cars getting shot up always take place in the ghetto.

Mixability
10-09-2007, 12:48 PM
You can take the Mexican outta the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto outta the Mexican.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-09-2007, 12:52 PM
You can take the Mexican outta the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto outta the Mexican.

Damn, I knew I shoulda picked "One Day" in the Danyo pool.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-09-2007, 12:53 PM
:lol @ I-10 and Wurzbach being the ghetto.

I know I wouldn't feel safe walking around the USAA campus at night.

Jekka
10-09-2007, 12:58 PM
Get well, soon, Batman! Enjoy the plethora of painkillers at your disposal!

Oh, Gee!!
10-09-2007, 01:05 PM
:lol @ I-10 and Wurzbach being the ghetto.

that area has gone downhill lately

Mixability
10-09-2007, 01:07 PM
Damn, I knew I shoulda picked "One Day" in the Danyo pool.

Fuck you.

And I meant that as crime like that can happen anywhere, it wasn't a knock on batman. It was a knock on stupid motherfuckers will pull this kind of shit anywhere. Go back to protect the media and their spin on it.

PM5K
10-09-2007, 01:08 PM
There's always been a complex going torwards Fredericksburg on the left that is pretty ghetto, then you have a strip club there, I think there used to be another a while back..

It's not the ghetto, but I'm not shocked to hear someone got shot in that area....

Kori Ellis
10-09-2007, 01:15 PM
that area has gone downhill lately

Gone downhill or not, it's not a ghetto. :lol

Anyone can get shot on any freeway - road rage isn't limited to people who live in the ghetto. I'm sure there's plenty of rich hicks with guns in Texas that might shoot people on the freeway too, if they are so inclined.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-09-2007, 01:24 PM
There's always been a complex going torwards Fredericksburg on the left that is pretty ghetto, then you have a strip club there, I think there used to be another a while back..

It's not the ghetto, but I'm not shocked to hear someone got shot in that area....

There's an apartment complex just off of USAA called Sundance. That's where the guy who shot the detective, ended up shooting his GF. It's pretty bad there. There's been a lot of drug busts and assaults there, more than you'd expect.

Kori Ellis
10-09-2007, 03:24 PM
I talked to Batman again today and he sounds A LOT better than yesterday.

He doesn't have to get surgery :tu

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-09-2007, 03:24 PM
Good times. Thanks for the update, Kori.

Silver21_Black20
10-09-2007, 03:25 PM
That's great news.

Thanks for the update, Kori!

Kori Ellis
10-09-2007, 03:27 PM
By the way, I sent along everyone's well wishes and also told him that many people (as expected) were making fun of him.

He said he appreciates it :lol

tlongII
10-09-2007, 03:34 PM
So they are leaving the bullett in his diaphragm?

Viva Las Espuelas
10-09-2007, 03:34 PM
After watching the video blaze linked....

FUCK YOU FOR EVEN DEFENDING THEM!

"At least thats what he's telling police" in the snarkiest fucking tone ever.

Such bullshit. Thank you for your unbiased and very unjudgemental reporting, weekend anchorman! With tones like that you're sure to be heading up the next SUPER REPORTER TASK FORCE protecting you.

MORE AT FIVE!boutons?

Kori Ellis
10-09-2007, 03:35 PM
So they are leaving the bullett in his diaphragm?

Yes.

PM5K
10-09-2007, 04:15 PM
They wonder how I live, with one shot wetbacks is hard to kill, on my block

MoSpur
10-09-2007, 04:32 PM
They wonder how I live, with one shot wetbacks is hard to kill, on my block


:lmao

ShoogarBear
10-09-2007, 07:21 PM
He doesn't have to get surgery :tuToo bad. A little brain and plastic surgery would do wonders.

LuvBones
10-09-2007, 08:10 PM
Hope you're doing much better now Batman! Get well.

spurs=bling
10-09-2007, 09:55 PM
Get well soon Batman.

DarkReign
10-10-2007, 10:25 AM
It is actually silly to think that. You can't always assume that drive-bys or cars getting shot up always take place in the ghetto.

ummm, yes you can. At least in metro Detroit you can.

Dont get me wrong now, there have been violent homicides, etc of the nature we are referring to. But those are exceptions, big exceptions, rare exceptions, extremely rare...so rare, if something like this happened in saaaay, Shelby Township, youre guaranteed its the lead story on the local news.

it doesnt happen here. People get shot randomnly in the ghetto, nowhere else (again, there are rare exceptions). I can walk any street, anywhere from where I live to Warren (which borders Detroit) and back, east to west. But I wouldnt step foot past 8 mile unless I knew where I was, what I was doing and where I was going.

Or I'd be statistic.

I cant stress enough how rare a case like batman's would be here outside of Detroit....

DarkReign
10-10-2007, 12:34 PM
BTW, sorry to hijack the thread. Ive polluted it enough on assumption alone.

Batman, get well.

Oh, Gee!!
10-10-2007, 12:39 PM
Gone downhill or not, it's not a ghetto. :lol

there has been in an increase in gang activity and crime in that area. Ghetto or not, that area can get dicey.

Little Devil
10-10-2007, 12:44 PM
By the way, I sent along everyone's well wishes and also told him that many people (as expected) were making fun of him.

He said he appreciates it :lol

So does this mean you will reply to the "new nicknames for batman" topic?

CosmicCowboy
10-10-2007, 01:02 PM
soooo...they left the bullet in?

Batman can now look forward to a lifetime of strip searches getting through airport security...

I can hear it now..."hey vato!...I TOLE you I have a bullet in my chest!"

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-10-2007, 01:07 PM
I can hear it now..."hey vato!...I TOLE you I have a bullet in my shest!"

FTFY.

BeerIsGood!
10-10-2007, 01:34 PM
I wonder what happened? More than likely something had to trigger the violent reaction as completely random acts of shooting are one of the most rare criminal occurances there are. It appears the driver was carrying some knucks and a firearm so it's possible he was the target. I'd bet money on it.

Sounds like the guy is recovering well. Gotta watch who's car you get into these days.

Mixability
10-10-2007, 01:36 PM
Gotta watch who you hang around with at all for that matter. I had close friends with guns who used to come over and hang out. But since I have a young one to worry about now, I don't need that kinda shit in the vicinity.

Kori Ellis
10-13-2007, 01:18 PM
Update: Batman is home from the hospital.

ShoogarBear
10-13-2007, 01:20 PM
Cool, now he can start planning Beno's "Welcome Back From Injury" parties.

Johnny_Blaze_47
10-13-2007, 01:23 PM
Cool, now he can start planning Beno's "Welcome Back From Injury" parties.

Damnit, Bear... you beat me to it.

Slomo
10-13-2007, 01:23 PM
Cool, now he can start planning Beno's "Welcome Back From Injury" parties.You shouldn't be making jokes about something as serious as Beno's injury. Batman only got shot, so he'll probably be at work tomorrow...

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
10-13-2007, 01:30 PM
Good to hear.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

ashbeeigh
10-13-2007, 02:34 PM
Cool, now he can start planning Beno's "Welcome Back From Injury" parties.

vbookie on who's back on the floor first? I put it on bat.

midgetonadonkey
10-13-2007, 02:35 PM
He is one tough wetback.

T Park
10-13-2007, 03:23 PM
Good to hear.
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.


HEY OOOOOOOOOOO

(rimshot)

ShoogarBear
10-13-2007, 03:55 PM
vbookie on who's back on the floor first? I put it on bat.
LMAO at the thought of how long Beno would be out if he ever got shot.

Although for Beno, getting shot in the diaphragm would more than likely mean something in his purse.

MannyIsGod
10-14-2007, 04:59 AM
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THIS MOTHERFUCKER GOT SHOT!

Thats like JohnnyBlaze turning out to be a Mexican. That shit would blow my mind.