Alias forum needed?

[Original Banner]

Since the Original Troll forum was set up for screen names like Henny Youngman,tonto,cheap bastard and El Guapo, it is now full of unfunny Norcals,Filmoes,and other wannabe wigger thugs. Thus making the Troll forum more like the immature trouble maker forum, not the alter ego forum as it was intended.

Since they now have their place to post, the creative funny trolls have no place to express themselves anymore.

Maybe we need a forum where your many other screen names which are funny and stay in character can flourish.
Is an Alias forum needed?

[to21]

Mouse?

[Tonto]

tonto not under stand pale face alias

[Uncle Jesse]

I agree. There needs to be a place where I can Rock and Roll all night.

[Al Gore]

When you talk about alias do they have to be legal? I think we have to many as it is. This is not good for global warming.

[La Migra]

When you talk about alias do they have to be legal? I thin k we have to many as it is. This is not good for global warming.

Hell yeah they need to be legal!! That's where I draw the line.

[Fat boy]

Why not? It's not like kori will ever PM me the password to the secret hidden weight watcher forum anytime soon.

[Mr Roper]

As long as Mrs. Roper is not around count me in!

[Mrs.Roper]

You haven't been around in years. :rolleyes

[Blanche Devereaux]

Honey, I would love a place where I can meet some mature men. Not those little boys in the Troll Forum.

[Fred]

I'm mature, but I like my women fresh out of high school.

[JackLalanne]

Honey, I would love a place where I can meet some mature men. Not those little boys in the Troll Forum.

I'm as mature as you can get! Do you want some love juice!?

[CavsSuperFan]

...

[Mitt Romney]

I'm mature, but I like my women fresh out of high school.


Just one?

[Jaime Escalante]

Those young burros need to stop ruining the Troll forum with all of their caca talk and study their calculus, que no?

[Zombie Terri Schiavo]

Do you want some love juice!?

I will drink your old hot piss I am so fucking thirsty!

[Larry Dallas]

You haven't been around in years. :rolleyes

I have! stop by the Regal Beagle tonight.


:toast

[Kori Ellis]

You don't need a whole forum for aliases - just use this thread. Make it the longest thread in the history of SpursTalk.

I'll use my aliases here too. :smokin

[Victor Newman]

Most of you are to young, the rest of you are to restless.

[What is love?]

I'll use my aliases here too. :smokin

[Bob]

Steve never gave me no damn forum for my aliases. It was always about Ritchie. What about me!?!

[Jame Gumb]

just use this thread. Make it the longest thread in the history of SpursTalk.



then why is the Quartto topic cut up in 8 different topics?

[_so eMo i'm dEAd_:(]

i think we need a forum where u can be honest with each other and not be so hateful and judgmental

where u don't have to be some asshole to get a girl to like u

where writing a poem for a girl won't cause her dad to call my parents and demand I stay 100 yards away from her at all times


we could call it the sanctuary zone

[Kori Ellis]

then why is the Quartto topic cut up in 8 different topics?
What does that have to do with anything?

I swear to God, if you guys start bitching about that again.
The topics have to be split at some point .. otherwise the server cannot run. Everyone knows this.

If you would like to donate $1000 per month, I will set up a new server just to have the original Quattro. :rolleyes

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

where writing a poem for a girl won't cause her dad to call my parents and demand I stay 100 yards away from her at all times



You should post the poem here.

[Jame Gumb]

What does that have to do with anything?

I figured you don't like topics going past 20 pages. It was a legit question.
maybe you should consider using JT's bong at the next gtg to relax a bit, you seem lately like your lava is about to blow. But that is just an observation on my part. I am a seamstress not a geologists.

[maf54]

what about a teen forum?

it could be for young boys who are looking for adult advice on topics such as their bodies, their health, intimate photography, etc

[Kori Ellis]

I figured you don't like topics going past 20 pages. It was a legit question.


It's not a legit question when you are just re-hashing something you already know the answer to.

[Kori Ellis]

what about a teen forum?



I'm thinking more about less forums than more forums.

[Fonzie]

Aaaaaay........let's all be cool now. :tu

[Molester]

what about a teen forum?

it could be for young boys who are looking for adult advice on topics such as their bodies, their health, intimate photography, etc

I'd like that.

[CRAYOLA BANDIT!!]

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8851/emocrayolabw4.jpg

[E20]

What about the E20 forum, where the only person allowed is E20 and he can talk to himself all day.

[Melmart1]

What about the E20 forum, where the only person allowed is E20 and he can talk to himself all day.
I'd be all for it if it would make you stay out of the rest of the forums :)

[Chris Hansen]

I'd like that.

I'm sure you would.

[Tampon]

http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/8851/emocrayolabw4.jpg

Can I help?

[Style. Defined.]

Stupid idea. The only forum this place needs is one where you have to fall into a certain salary bracket so we can have tasteful conversations without neanderthals like E20 intruding.

And just to make sure you can't lie about your income, every post you make should cost $200.

We could also have annual parties at the W. Obviously a step up from the sewers you people usually have your GTGs in.

[Mush Mouth]

I'm thinking more about less forums than more forums.

wat da fub?

[Sophia Petrillo]

Honey, I would love a place where I can meet some mature men. Not those little boys in the Troll Forum.
Since when did you get so picky about the men you schtup?

[Saddam's Ghost]

I agree -- Gas all the Kurds and let's start over

[SEA OTTER]

Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp!

[Mavs08]

You folks in San Antonio are sick!














:lmao

[confused cow]

Baa-aa-aa-aaa

[Squid]

(random natural squid noises)

[The Max]

Can we name it The Max?

[CuckingFunt]

Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp!It's sea lions that make the "arp arp" noise, not see otters.

[Hypochondriac]

You folks in San Antonio are sick!














:lmao

Tell me about it.....

[Star Player]

This may take a team effort!

[confused cow]

It's sea lions that make the "arp arp" noise, not see otters.


Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp!

[Jerome]

I'm a playah!!!

[TheRunningMan]

Mouse alone could keep this running for hours.

[to21]

Wow that was a great run of one person logging in with all his/her aliases! :lol

[JackoLantern]

That is scarey

[Latka]

In my country any thread with more than 2 posts gets closed.

[lint]

I feel dirty

[Chimp]

you guys monkey around too much

Hoohoohoo hahahaha

[Mr.Ed]

Stop horsin' around!

[UncleLeo]

Will somebody answer the damn phone!!!

[Sam Gamgee]

Has anybody seen that fish eating zoombie?

[Sue Johanson]

I think we need an advice forum. Where i could assist those in need with sound relationship advice!

[Balki Bartokomous]

In my country, we did not have this internets...all i had were my sheep to keep me company.

Posting on the internets makes me want to do the dance of joy!

Dai-dai-dai-dai
Dai dai, duh dai dai dai
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Dai-dai, duh dai duh
Hey!

[Dr.Phil]

I've already got that covered ya old bag!

[Ray Combs]

If this quality of this thread doesn't improve I'm going to hang myself with hospital bed sheets.

[theInternet]

In my country, we did not have this internets...all i had were my sheep to keep me company.

Posting on the internets makes me want to do the dance of joy!

Dai-dai-dai-dai
Dai dai, duh dai dai dai
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Dai-dai, duh dai duh
Hey!

Time to join the rest of us.

[Mel Brooks]

I'm having high anxiety over the idea of a new forum!

[Cousin Larry]

Oh god...not that guy again!

[Bipolar Bob]

I'm having high anxiety over the idea of a new forum!

I'm happilly pissed off!!

[PakiDan]

oops - wrong forum.

[Captain Koons]

Will somebody tell me when all this will take place? I gave my shit stained watch to that fucked up kid

[vacuum]

I wonder if this new forum will suck.

[Looter]

Let me know when you all move to the new forum so I can loot the old one!

[TheConfessor]

I did it

[tv guide]

This is prime time entertainment!

[JoeChalupa]

Alias?

[mookie2001]

You don't need a whole forum for aliases - just use this thread. Make it the longest thread in the history of SpursTalk.

I'll use my aliases here too. :smokinlaame

[Wilson]

.

[Liar]

I don't have an alias.

[TravisBickle]

Are you talkin' to me?...........Are you talkin' to me!?

[Tony Micelli]

This is prime time entertainment!

Aye oh, oh aye Who's the Boss is solid entertainment.

[Ed McMahon]

Hey oh!!!!!

[John Rocker]

you guys monkey around too much

Hoohoohoo hahahaha


I hate you mangy baboons. You ain't half the man my daddy is, I've been bow huntin! you ever been bow huntin sissy boys? I killed a pack of grizzly with my own two hands, true story. You all ain't half the man I am, I'm John Rocker!

[Boris]

I've forgotten my alias. http://www.icmag.com/ic/images/smilies/petard2.gif

[EdMcMahon]

Hey oh!!!!!

You are too late sir!!

[Doug Whiner]

Why does anyone need an alias forrrrr.?

[Yakov Smirnoff]

In Soviet Russia
Alias make you!

[Rocky Dennis]

I'd like a place to hang where everyone would look past my face and see that I'm just a normal kid.

[hater]

fuck someone already got chef ramsay, that was gonna be my alter ego!

[Maclovio Manny]

It should be a very nice weekend! Have a great one.

[Ed McMahon]

You are too late sir!!

You are correct sir!!

[Chef Ramsay]

fuck someone already got chef ramsay, that was gonna be my alter ego!


"STOPPPPP CRYYYYIIING, STOPPP CRYING MANNNNN!!!

[BushDynasty]

Now, fellas, don't go all noo-cue-lar on us or Dick Cheney will wanna get involved.

[Chris Bell]

This crap wouldn't have happened if you'd voted Democrat in the last election.

[Hillary]

That won't happen again.

[Walter Cronkite]

Tonight on the CBS Evening News: A story of a thread that, when all else is said and done, exposes the sordid underside of an internet community.

[Waylon Smithers]

Mr. Burns? Monty?

Has anyone seen Mr. Burns?

[Dan Rather]

That's old news my senile friend.

[Santa Claus]

Ho Ho Ho, more coal for you, Dan.

[Coach Buzzcut]

I hate you mangy baboons. You ain't half the man my daddy is, I've been bow huntin! you ever been bow huntin sissy boys? I killed a pack of grizzly with my own two hands, true story. You all ain't half the man I am, I'm John Rocker!

Shut up or I will KILL YOU! I do the ass kicking around here!

[Einstein's Ghost]

Everything is relative, but that last post was relatively stupid.

[SantaClaus]

:flipoff

[Spock]

Everything is relative, but that last post was relatively stupid.

And totally illogical but typical for a human.

[Hoover]

Humans suck!

[Cantina Poster]

Mom bear needs to lock this shit! where is ladySpur? :devil

[Short Round]

Humans suck!
hahahaha vewwy funny, vewwwwy funny!

[Ronald McDonald]

Where is that ass-kissing wanna be Burger King?

[bag of spinach]

Eat me!!!

[John Kerry]

Don't make my security guards take their tasers out.

[EmerilLagasse]

BAM!

[MLK's Lawyer]

Eat me!!!

And if you do die, my firm will be happy to represent the surviving relatives in court.

[Smithers]

I could swear there's an echo in here.

[E-Coli]

And if you do die, my firm will be happy to represent the surviving relatives in court.

:rolleyes

[Mr. Burns]

I could swear there's an echo in here.

Smithers! There you are!

Go clean up that mess on my desk, a man doesn't want to get sick what with all the germs and bacteria floating around!

[TheIllusionist]

I'm pretty sure the right to post under an alias is protected by the Constitution.

Not everything is at it seems.

[Carnie]

Who let all the freaks out? I should start selling funnel cakes.

[emoticon]

http://www.icmag.com/ic/images/smilies/spank.gif

[Ricardo Romo]

Not everything is at it seems.

Are you a student at UTSA?

[GhostBusters]

Saddam's Ghost is running loose around this thread somewhere!

[GhostBusters2PCGame]

Need some backup?

[GhostBusters_Dos]

!Estamos aqui para ayudar!

[Steve Irwin's Ghost]

Crikey, that Saddam's Ghost even scares me.

Now, Einstein's ghost is cool, even if he spaces out a lot.

[Mr. Dictionary]

cool
adjective, -er, -est, adverb, noun, verb
–adjective
1. moderately cold; neither warm nor cold: a rather cool evening.
2. feeling comfortably or moderately cold: I'm perfectly cool, but open the window if you feel hot.
3. imparting a sensation of moderate coldness or comfortable freedom from heat: a cool breeze.
4. permitting such a sensation: a cool dress.
5. not excited; calm; composed; under control: to remain cool in the face of disaster.
6. not hasty; deliberate: a cool and calculated action.
7. lacking in interest or enthusiasm: a cool reply to an invitation.
8. lacking in warmth or cordiality: a cool reception.
9. calmly audacious or impudent: a cool lie.
10. aloof or unresponsive; indifferent: He was cool to her passionate advances.
11. unaffected by emotions; disinterested; dispassionate: She made a cool appraisal of all the issues in the dispute.
12. Informal. (of a number or sum) without exaggeration or qualification: a cool million dollars.
13. (of colors) with green, blue, or violet predominating.
14. Slang.
a. great; fine; excellent: a real cool comic.
b. characterized by great facility; highly skilled or clever: cool maneuvers on the parallel bars.
c. socially adept: It's not cool to arrive at a party too early.
–adverb
15. Informal. coolly.
–noun
16. something that is cool; a cool part, place, time, etc.: in the cool of the evening.
17. coolness.
18. calmness; composure; poise: an executive noted for maintaining her cool under pressure.
–verb (used without object)
19. to become cool (sometimes fol. by down or off): The soup cooled in five minutes. We cooled off in the mountain stream.
20. to become less ardent, cordial, etc.; become moderate.
–verb (used with object)
21. to make cool; impart a sensation of coolness to.
22. to lessen the ardor or intensity of; allay; calm; moderate: Disappointment cooled his early zealousness.
—Verb phrases
23. cool down, to bring the body back to its normal physiological level after fast, vigorous exercise or activity by gradually slowing the pace of activity or by doing gentle exercises or stretches.
24. cool off, Informal. to become calmer or more reasonable: Wait until he cools off before you talk to him again.
25. cool out, Slang. to calm or settle down; relax: cooling out at the beach.
—Idioms
26. blow one's cool. blow2 (def. 43).
27. cool it, Slang. calm down; take it easy.
28. cool one's heels. heel1 (def. 26).
[Origin: bef. 1000; ME cole, OE cōl; c. MLG kōl, OHG kuoli (G kuhl). See cold, chill]

[Bullshit Detector]

Beep Beep Beep Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!

[Christina.]

I remember the good old days, back when my original had a total meltdown.

[Norcal's MathTeacher]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 140
User Name Posts
Kori Ellis 4
confused cow 2
to21 2
Jame Gumb 2
Ed McMahon 2
TheConfessor 1
Ron Paul 1
Blanche Devereaux 1
Ronald McDonald 1
Boris 1
John Rocker 1
Jerome 1
GhostBusters_Dos 1
Mr Roper 1
E-Coli 1
JackLalanne 1
Original Banner 1
Captain Koons 1
elpimpo 1
Einstein's Ghost 1
Hillary 1
Mitt Romney 1
Jaime Escalante 1
GhostBusters 1
Dan Rather 1
SantaClaus 1
Tonto 1
Sue Johanson 1
Bipolar Bob 1
elpimpo1c 1
La Migra 1
Walter Cronkite 1
Star Player 1
Sr. Diccionario 1
Uncle Jesse 1
_so eMo i'm dEAd_:( 1
Mush Mouth 1
Melmart1 1
UncleLeo 1
Fred 1
Robert Earl Keen Jr. 1
elpimpo2cc 1
Liar 1
The Max 1
Cantina Poster 1
Sophia Petrillo 1
Corso 1
emoticon 1
n00bie 1
JoeChalupa 1
TheIllusionist 1
Chimp 1
Rocky Dennis 1
Sam Gamgee 1
Mr. Burns 1
Chef Ramsay 1
Tony Micelli 1
hater 1
Mr. Dictionary 1
JackoLantern 1
Victor Newman 1
Balki Bartokomous 1
Johnny_Blaze_47 1
Smithers 1
hemann82 1
CuckingFunt 1
Steve Irwin's Ghost 1
tv guide 1
Short Round 1
EdMcMahon 1
Mrs.Roper 1
Hypochondriac 1
PakiDan 1
SEA OTTER 1
Ishmael 1
pimpo 1
Mr.Ed 1
Maclovio Manny 1
Fat boy 1
Yakov Smirnoff 1
TravisBickle 1
GhostBusters2PCGame 1
What is love? 1
bag of spinach 1
Carnie 1
Mavs08 1
TheMarcus Bryant 1
elpimpo1 1
Doug Whiner 1
MLK's Lawyer 1
Latka 1
John Kerry 1
Al Gore 1
Saddam's Ghost 1
Dr.Phil 1
CavsSuperFan 1
Bullshit Detector 1
James Lipton 1
TheRunningMan 1
elpimpo1cc 1
Waylon Smithers 1
Ray Combs 1
Tampon 1
Chris Hansen 1
Molester 1
Santa Claus 1
Larry Dallas 1
Coach Buzzcut 1
EmerilLagasse 1
Style. Defined. 1
BushDynasty 1
MexiCant 1
elpimpo3cc 1
Spock 1
Bob 1
vacuum 1
CRAYOLA BANDIT!! 1
Looter 1
Chris Bell 1
Zombie Terri Schiavo 1
Cousin Larry 1
E20 1
lint 1
DOG 1
Squid 1
Hoover 1
Ricardo Romo 1
Mel Brooks 1
Wilson 1
theInternet 1
Fonzie 1
maf54 1
mookie2001 1
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My GOODNESS those are a lot of numbers. Adding them up would make an excellent Remedial Math 001 lesson. David, come here, I have a FUN new problem for you!!! :elephant

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Who Posted?
Total Posts: 140
User Name Posts
Kori Ellis 4
confused cow 2
to21 2
Jame Gumb 2
Ed McMahon 2
TheConfessor 1
Ron Paul 1
Blanche Devereaux 1
Ronald McDonald 1
Boris 1
John Rocker 1
Jerome 1
GhostBusters_Dos 1
Mr Roper 1
E-Coli 1
JackLalanne 1
Original Banner 1
Captain Koons 1
elpimpo 1
Einstein's Ghost 1
Hillary 1
Mitt Romney 1
Jaime Escalante 1
GhostBusters 1
Dan Rather 1
SantaClaus 1
Tonto 1
Sue Johanson 1
Bipolar Bob 1
elpimpo1c 1
La Migra 1
Walter Cronkite 1
Star Player 1
Sr. Diccionario 1
Uncle Jesse 1
_so eMo i'm dEAd_:( 1
Mush Mouth 1
Melmart1 1
UncleLeo 1
Fred 1
Robert Earl Keen Jr. 1
elpimpo2cc 1
Liar 1
The Max 1
Cantina Poster 1
Sophia Petrillo 1
Corso 1
emoticon 1
n00bie 1
JoeChalupa 1
TheIllusionist 1
Chimp 1
Rocky Dennis 1
Sam Gamgee 1
Mr. Burns 1
Chef Ramsay 1
Tony Micelli 1
hater 1
Mr. Dictionary 1
JackoLantern 1
Victor Newman 1
Balki Bartokomous 1
Johnny_Blaze_47 1
Smithers 1
hemann82 1
CuckingFunt 1
Steve Irwin's Ghost 1
tv guide 1
Short Round 1
EdMcMahon 1
Mrs.Roper 1
Hypochondriac 1
PakiDan 1
SEA OTTER 1
Ishmael 1
pimpo 1
Mr.Ed 1
Maclovio Manny 1
Fat boy 1
Yakov Smirnoff 1
TravisBickle 1
GhostBusters2PCGame 1
What is love? 1
bag of spinach 1
Carnie 1
Mavs08 1
TheMarcus Bryant 1
elpimpo1 1
Doug Whiner 1
MLK's Lawyer 1
Latka 1
John Kerry 1
Al Gore 1
Saddam's Ghost 1
Dr.Phil 1
CavsSuperFan 1
Bullshit Detector 1
James Lipton 1
TheRunningMan 1
elpimpo1cc 1
Waylon Smithers 1
Ray Combs 1
Tampon 1
Chris Hansen 1
Molester 1
Santa Claus 1
Larry Dallas 1
Coach Buzzcut 1
EmerilLagasse 1
Style. Defined. 1
BushDynasty 1
MexiCant 1
elpimpo3cc 1
Spock 1
Bob 1
vacuum 1
CRAYOLA BANDIT!! 1
Looter 1
Chris Bell 1
Zombie Terri Schiavo 1
Cousin Larry 1
E20 1
lint 1
DOG 1
Squid 1
Hoover 1
Ricardo Romo 1
Mel Brooks 1
Wilson 1
theInternet 1
Fonzie 1
maf54 1
mookie2001 1
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[Solid D]

It looks like somebody's got a little time on their hands there.

This thread was so predictable. The Trolls are given what they want and then when they mess their "room" up, they want to go play in a clean one. You are like rabbits, always looking for new pastures to live in because your high acidity burns up the grass where you currently dwell.

[Prophetess]

Eat me!!!Where do I sign up?

[SupremeDouche]

This thread is ripe with trolls for me to piss on. :lol

[WTF ???]

It looks like somebody's got a little time on their hands there.

This thread was so predictable. The Trolls are given what they want and then when they mess their "room" up, they want to go play in a clean one. You are like rabbits, always looking for new pastures to live in because your high acidity burns up the grass where you currently dwell.


????????????????????????

[mookie2001]

ive always disliked the im so emo im dead troll

its im so gothic im dead

emo is the exact opposite of dead

[mouse]

It looks like somebody's got a little time on their hands there.

This thread was so predictable. The Trolls are given what they want and then when they mess their "room" up, they want to go play in a clean one. You are like rabbits, always looking for new pastures to live in because your high acidity burns up the grass where you currently dwell.





http://web.ukonline.co.uk/stephen.johnson/steve/wet.jpg

[angel_luv]

Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp! Arp!


Aw... cute! :)

[Bill O'Reilly]

Just remember, the spin stops here.


Because were looking out for you.

[Zombie.]

It looks like somebody's got a little time on their hands there.

This thread was so predictable. The Trolls are given what they want and then when they mess their "room" up, they want to go play in a clean one. You are like rabbits, always looking for new pastures to live in because your high acidity burns up the grass where you currently dwell.


:sleep Your lame response is also so predictable.

[_so eMo i'm dEAd_:(]

ive always disliked the im so emo im dead troll

its im so gothic im dead

emo is the exact opposite of dead


ohhh i'm SOO sorry i don't fit into ur categorizations


maybe, just maybe, 16 years of feeling has made me numb.

maybe i'm tired of feeling.



exhausted to the point that i'm dead inside.



a flower with no more pollen to give.


a teet with no more milk.


i know ur probably so good-looking and successful with ur women and ur sports that u wouldn't understand what it's like to pour urself out to someone only to have them stab u in the heart and suck the blood out until ur heart is a shriveled up prune but it happens.


so take ur classifications and shove them, asshole



it's people like u who have driven me to this

[The Sun]

Good morning. Have a great day.

[Solid D]

http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/cm/goodhousekeeping/images/messy-room-de.jpg

Kori is such a loving mom, letting you all have a play-date and being mature and wise enough to allow you to all play as long as you do it in one thread, rather than cluttering up another whole Brand New Forum.

[Doug Whiner]

http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/cm/goodhousekeeping/images/messy-room-de.jpg

Kori is such a loving mom, letting you all have a play-date and being mature and wise enough to allow you to all play as long as you do it in one thread, rather than cluttering up another whole Brand New Forum.

Why are you such a whining little bitch?

[ElMuerto]

He's always been that way.

[NORCAL5I0]

Dang meng I tots soiliD was solid, he aint nuttin but straight bezzie!

[ShoogarBear]

I keep thinking this thread says "Allas forum needed?", like for Mav fans.

[Insomniac]

Warm milk doesn't work

[The Meltdown]

Sold D has a meltdown everytime he visits the troll forum.