Anyone taking the Texans?

[midgetonadonkey]

Over the Jags?

I'm not. I love the Texans but with all the injuries I don't see them winning next week.

Jags 17
Texans 16

:depressed

[sa_butta]

Jags 24
Texans 17

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I'll just take the Texans anyways.
Texans 13
Jaguars 10

[peewee's lovechild]

I'll take the Texans to win by 3.

I think Owen Daniels will have a big day.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Pulling for the Texans, think the Jags will take advantage of the injuries.

[Holt's Cat]

I have a good feeling about this game for the Texans. Green is back along with Jones and the only significant piece left missing is Johnson, but they have a decent enough corps of receivers without him.

[Holt's Cat]

Looks like the O is being aggressive early against the Jags' vaunted D.

[peewee's lovechild]

Matt's going to have to air it out.

[peewee's lovechild]

They're overdoing it with Green.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nice sack!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Fragile Freddy burned the D on that one.

[Holt's Cat]

Sure enough, they get within the 5 and Kubes tries to pound it in 3 times before settling for 3.

[peewee's lovechild]

Where's ATRAIN??

[Holt's Cat]

Well, at least the Jags have to settle for 3 in their 1st red zone visit.

[Holt's Cat]

15 yard facemask on the Jags. Re-kick.

[Holt's Cat]

3 pts taken off the board for the Jags.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Touchdown taken away from Texans and Jags with the ball now.

[midgetonadonkey]

God damn Davis for not protecting the ball. Fuck! 6 off the board and they give the ball away.

:pctoss

[peewee's lovechild]

God damn Davis for not protecting the ball. Fuck! 6 off the board and they give the ball away.

:pctoss

Major fuck up.

But, it looks like the D is holding it's ground.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Texans recover the fumble. :smokin

[Holt's Cat]

Jags fumble. Texans get the ball at the Jags' 47 or so.

[peewee's lovechild]

Ha!!

As soon as I typed it, they cause a fumble.

[peewee's lovechild]

Matt needs to go to Owen Daniels right now.

[peewee's lovechild]

That was the slowest reverse I've ever seen.

[Holt's Cat]

Texans are moving the ball against the Jags' D (well, not on the last play, but still). If this keeps up they should win.

[midgetonadonkey]

Demeco Ryans is the real black Jesus.

Fuck that. He's better than that. He is the black version of the dude that hammered the nails into Jesus' feet and hands.

[peewee's lovechild]

This is some shitty play calling.

[peewee's lovechild]

Demeco Ryans is the real black Jesus.

Fuck that. He's better than that. He is the black version of the dude that hammered the nails into Jesus' feet and hands.

He's a black Roman soldier.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Schaub sacked.

[midgetonadonkey]

Terrible. Fucking terrible. Block the 4'9 cornerback. Fuckers!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Nice fucking sack!!!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Nice fucking punt!!!!!!!

[Holt's Cat]

Ugh. Texans should have at least 10 points, if not 14. Another quality punt by Turk.

[peewee's lovechild]

This game is going back and forth between the defenses.

Hou has the advantage on O with Shaub, or at least they should if his line can protect him long enough to attempt a pass.

[Holt's Cat]

Maybe the D can get a score. But 3 and out will suffice. :)

[midgetonadonkey]

This game is going back and forth between the defenses.

Hou has the advantage on O with Shaub, or at least they should if his line can protect him long enough to attempt a pass.

They were doing a decent job until that last sack.

[midgetonadonkey]

Dunta Robinson is the black Mary. The chick that gave birth to Jesus.

[Holt's Cat]

Off pass interference on the Jags. 1st and 18 at the 7.

[Holt's Cat]

Mario drops Jones-Drew for a loss.

[Holt's Cat]

Ugh.

[midgetonadonkey]

Mario Williams is the dude that banged Mary to make her get pregnant with Jesus.

[Holt's Cat]

3 missed tackles. Come on.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wish I could've drafte Maurice Jones-Drew for my FFL.

[midgetonadonkey]

God damn arm tackling. :pctoss

[Holt's Cat]

Another fumble! **** yeah.

[peewee's lovechild]

Reggie Williams fumbles again!!!!!!!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I should've started the Texans D.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Another Texans forced fumble. :smokin

[peewee's lovechild]

Midge, did you start the Hou D this week?

[Holt's Cat]

The D with 2 forced fumbles already.

[midgetonadonkey]

FAGgins finally does something positive.

[peewee's lovechild]

LOL!!!

I just read that you didn't!!!

[Holt's Cat]

Gotta get 7 out of this drive.

[midgetonadonkey]

I should've started the Texans D.

NO. :pctoss

[peewee's lovechild]

Way to have faith in your team.

[Holt's Cat]

Man I still can't believe the Texans have this QB.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nice pass by The Shaub.

[Holt's Cat]

3rd and 8.

[exstatic]

They're actually broadcasting the Texans in HD this week. First time this year on Time Warner in SA. I usually tune in briefly, notice the "Boxy" standard picture, and switch to the FOX game, which is ALWAYS in HD.

[midgetonadonkey]

That would've been an amazing TD catch. Too bad he was out of bounds.

[Holt's Cat]

:wtf

[peewee's lovechild]

He fucking had Owen Daniels wide open!!!!!!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

They're actually broadcasting the Texans in HD this week. First time this year on Time Warner in SA. I usually tune in briefly, notice the "Boxy" standard picture, and switch to the FOX game, which is ALWAYS in HD.

I was surprised as well.

[Holt's Cat]

Looks like Kris Brown will have to win another game.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck! Should be 13-0. :pctoss

[peewee's lovechild]

What the fuck is up with all this pussy FG shit???

[Holt's Cat]

At least they are passing in the red zone.

[midgetonadonkey]

At least they are passing in the red zone.

They have no choice. 900lb Ron Dayne can't even pound it in from the 1.

[peewee's lovechild]

They have no choice. 900lb Ron Dayne can't even pound it in from the 1.

900lb Dayne cant find his penis, much less the endzone.

[midgetonadonkey]

900lb Dayne cant find his penis, much less the endzone.

How do you know he can't find his penis?

Fag.

[Holt's Cat]

Fuck man they could be up 21-0.

[peewee's lovechild]

D getting torched now.

[Holt's Cat]

Ugh. This is looking like a game they should win that they'll end up losing.

[peewee's lovechild]

How do you know he can't find his penis?

Fag.

I'm sorry I offended your boytoy.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ugh. This is looking like a game they should win that they'll end up losing.

That is exactly what will happen. I knew it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Good D by FAGgins!!!!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

So much for that.

[Holt's Cat]

Faggins with the sweet knock away. Flag on the D though.

[midgetonadonkey]

He got back. Didn't look like offsides to me.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sweet bootleg!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck!!

[Holt's Cat]

Jags score TD. Penalty against the Jags.

[midgetonadonkey]

Nice. Bring those fucks back!!

[Holt's Cat]

What's the conference about?

[Holt's Cat]

Give me a fucking break.

[peewee's lovechild]

TD sticks.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck.

[Holt's Cat]

Kubes just told ump it was "fucking bullshit".

[midgetonadonkey]

Good no call.

[Holt's Cat]

Another flag? Time to waste 5 minutes deciding if it was really a penalty.

[peewee's lovechild]

Texans can blame no one but themselves.

[midgetonadonkey]

Texans blew it on that drive but statistically they are better in the second half so it's good that they are keeping it close.

[Holt's Cat]

Texans blew it on that drive but statistically they are better in the second half so it's good that they are keeping it close.


Fuck now the offsides kick. This is going to be one of those games.

[Holt's Cat]

Time for the D to force another fumble.

[midgetonadonkey]

If they don't force a turnover on this drive than this game is probably over.

[exstatic]

Lots of aqua seats visible on the lower level, not to mention the entire sections closed on the upper level. Is this a franchise on the move in a few years?

[Holt's Cat]

Ugh. Jags will get at least 3 out of this drive.

[midgetonadonkey]

Fuck.

[midgetonadonkey]

Theoretically it could be 21-7 but no it's going to be 10-7 Jags.

:pctoss

[Holt's Cat]

Jags will only get 3 out of this one. Of course, that's assuming they don't go for it or fake the FGA.

[Holt's Cat]

Theoretically it could be 21-7 but no it's going to be 10-7 Jags.

:pctoss


Just another Sunday. :oops

[midgetonadonkey]

I understand disappointment. I've been a Texan fan since before their first game.

[peewee's lovechild]

What the hell happened?

Texans are getting real good at fucking up games they should be winning.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck!!

My ESPN FFL is not working!!!!

I need to know how my players are doing!!!!

[Holt's Cat]

Texans need to come back with a TD (not FG) on the next drive to have a shot at winning the game.

[peewee's lovechild]

Intentional grounding.

This shit's getting worse.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's over. They lost.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yep.

It looks like I gave them way too much credit.

[peewee's lovechild]

Special Teams saving the day?

[peewee's lovechild]

Nice break for HOU.

[midgetonadonkey]

Big break. Hopefully they can put some points on the board.

[peewee's lovechild]

Off the back foot!!!

Nice play.

[midgetonadonkey]

They need to completely abandon the running game. Go old school Houston with the Run and Shoot.

[peewee's lovechild]

The ball moved.
It's coming back.

[midgetonadonkey]

No catch. Fuck!

[peewee's lovechild]

They need to completely abandon the running game. Go old school Houston with the Run and Shoot.

I wouldn't usually recomend that, but they're getting nowhere with the run and Shaub can throw it downfield.

[Holt's Cat]

1st down.

[midgetonadonkey]

Bullshit call in Houston's favor. :elephant

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck, they got lucky with that one.

[Holt's Cat]

Come on Kubes, fucking take a shot at 6.

[peewee's lovechild]

The Houston O reminds me of Manu Ginobili:

"Go for three!!!"

[Holt's Cat]

Within a TD, but they really needed a TD there.

[midgetonadonkey]

It's over.

[midgetonadonkey]

I knew they would lose.

[midgetonadonkey]

God damn you FAGgins

[midgetonadonkey]

Fucking Texans.

I knew they would lose but fuck it hurts when it actually happens.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why do they pronounce his name Fay-gins, when it should be Fag-ins?

[peewee's lovechild]

Texans getting creamed on D.

[midgetonadonkey]

THey should just fall him FAG.

[exstatic]

Li'l MJD is a tougher runner than anyone on the Texans roster.

[peewee's lovechild]

Li'l MJD is a tougher runner than anyone on the Texans roster.

They should just run all of the 25 RBs they have on their roster, hurt or not.

[Trainwreck2100]

Maurice Jones Dsrew has bent the Texans D over

[peewee's lovechild]

Fuck, I gave Hou the points on the pick'em and not even that's gonna help.

Fucking piece of shit Texans.

[midgetonadonkey]

They should just run all of the 25 RBs they have on their roster, hurt or not.

Start sucking on Darius Walker's dick because he is a Notre Dame alum and say how great he will be.

[peewee's lovechild]

Start sucking on Darius Walker's dick because he is a Notre Dame alum and say how great he will be.

It's not quite time yet, but that day will come.

[peewee's lovechild]

It's gonna be even funnier when you start sucking his dick.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hey Midge, you're boy Shaub just pulled a David Carr!!!!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

It's gonna be even funnier when you start sucking his dick.

He is a practice team guy. He will never be a solid NFL player.

[midgetonadonkey]

Hey Midge, you're boy Shaub just pulled a David Carr!!!!!!!!!

I saw that.

:pctoss

[Holt's Cat]

He is a practice team guy. He will never be a solid NFL player.

ND? The kiss of death for a pro player.

[midgetonadonkey]

ND? The kiss of death for a pro player.

What about Joe Montana, Tim Brown, Julius Jones and the Rocket?

lol

ND NFL players are worse then Penn State pro players. With the exception of Joe Montana.

[Holt's Cat]

Julius is ok. Certainly not in that same company yet. Tim Brown is the last stud to come out of there.

[peewee's lovechild]

ND? The kiss of death for a pro player.

Really?

That kiss of death really got Joe Montana then.

I wonder what his career in the NFL was like.

[midgetonadonkey]

Really?

That kiss of death really got Joe Montana then.

I wonder what his career in the NFL was like.

He is the only ND player worth mentioning.

[peewee's lovechild]

Julius is ok. Certainly not in that same company yet. Tim Brown is the last stud to come out of there.

Jerome Bettis has a Super Bowl ring.

Can any Houston Oiler/Texan say the same??

Hmmm?

[peewee's lovechild]

He is the only ND player worth mentioning.

You would have sucked Bud Adams' cock if he would have drafted Tim Brown for you guys.

[peewee's lovechild]

Plus, we had RUDY . . . RUDY Bitch!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

Plus, we had RUDY . . . RUDY Bitch!!!!!!

He is the only person other than Montana that is worth mentioning. Notre Dame sucks. You should have just admitted to being a Longhorn fan over an Irish fan. You told me you were both;.

[midgetonadonkey]

Champion chaser!!

[peewee's lovechild]

Sage Rosenfels has taken over.

Matt Shaub = David Carr.

[Holt's Cat]

Bettis? How about someone who played there after Clinton first became president?

[midgetonadonkey]

Sage Rosenfels has taken over.

Matt Shaub = David Carr.

I would talk shit about your team's QB but I don't know if you will be a Cowboy's fan or a Patroit's fan after today.

[Holt's Cat]

Champion chaser!!


...with an inferiority complex to boot.

[Holt's Cat]

I would talk shit about your team's QB but I don't know if you will be a Cowboy's fan or a Patroit's fan after today.


:lol No doubt. We'll have our answer at about 6:30pm.

[midgetonadonkey]

Seriously, this dude just roots for the winning team. He is the worst kind of sports fan.

[midgetonadonkey]

He was a Longhorns fan when they won the championship but doesn't even recognize them since they have been losing.

[midgetonadonkey]

This afternoon you will hear his bullshit Cowboys loving only if they are winning. If they are losing you won't hear shit from him. That's how he rolls.

[Holt's Cat]

He was a Longhorns fan when they won the championship but doesn't even recognize them since they have been losing.


He's been a South Florida fan since before he can remember.

[midgetonadonkey]

And he will say some shit like "I was a Cowboys, Irish and Yankees fan since I was in the womb. Winning had 'nothing' to do with it."

lmao

[peewee's lovechild]

Seriously, this dude just roots for the winning team. He is the worst kind of sports fan.

Awwwww, poor baby's deflecting.

Yea, sure, say anything you want to forget about your team getting their asses handed to them.

[Holt's Cat]

"I've been a die hard Rockies, BC, and Pats fan..."

[peewee's lovechild]

And he will say some shit like "I was a Cowboys, Irish and Yankees fan since I was in the womb. Winning had 'nothing' to do with it."

lmao

They weren't any good when I was growing up.

It wasn't until the 90s that they all started to kick ass.
What can I say?
How is that my fault?

[midgetonadonkey]

Awwwww, poor baby's deflecting.

Yea, sure, say anything you want to forget about your team getting their asses handed to them.

I knew from the get go that they would get their asses handed to them.

Now you are a Bears fan?
Maybe I should put this guy on my FFL team.


You are pathetic.

[Holt's Cat]

Because they sucked before then.

[peewee's lovechild]

"I've been a die hard Rockies, BC, and Pats fan..."

Hey, if it helps you forget how your Texans just got raped . . . then have at it.

If this is how you feel better, go ahead.
Just remember, nothings going to change how bad the Jags just kicked y'alls asses today.

[midgetonadonkey]

They weren't any good when I was growing up.

It wasn't until the 90s that they all started to kick ass.
What can I say?
How is that my fault?

You were a pussy sports fan since you came out of our mom's cunt.

[midgetonadonkey]

Hey, if it helps you forget how your Texans just got raped . . . then have at it.

If this is how you feel better, go ahead.
Just remember, nothings going to change how bad the Jags just kicked y'alls asses today.

Wait until the Cowboys get their ass kicked. You will say you've been a lifelong Patroits fan. That's your MO.

[peewee's lovechild]

Now you are a Bears fan?


You are pathetic.

You have Jason Whitten and Marion Barber on your FFL team.
So, that means you're a Cowboy fan??

Look who's being a champion chaser here.

So, one Texas team sucks ass and you jump to the one that's winning??

Fucking bandwagoner.

[peewee's lovechild]

You were a pussy sports fan since you came out of our mom's cunt.

It's okay brah, it's not the last time your Texans will play.

Who knows, they might even win one soon.

[Holt's Cat]

Hey, if it helps you forget how your Texans just got raped . . . then have at it.

If this is how you feel better, go ahead.
Just remember, nothings going to change how bad the Jags just kicked y'alls asses today.

They're still .500 after week 6 and about all of their skilled offensive starters out with injuries for multiple games.

Anyways, our responses aren't about making ourselves feel better about today's game, but simply due to the douchebaggery of a glory hound trying to make himself feel better by trolling.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wait until the Cowboys get their ass kicked. You will say you've been a lifelong Patroits fan. That's your MO.

Read it:


The Cowboys will win.

I believe in my team.

[Holt's Cat]

I don't know if I care enough about a team I'm not a fan of to troll a thread about them for hours.

[midgetonadonkey]

You have Jason Whitten and Marion Barber on your FFL team.
So, that means you're a Cowboy fan??

Look who's being a champion chaser here.

So, one Texas team sucks ass and you jump to the one that's winning??

Fucking bandwagoner.

I've never rooted for the Boys. You say they are the best every week. You are the bandwagoner because you told me about your Bucs love when they were winning. I will root for my losing team until I die. You switch allegiances depending on who is winning. You are the fucking bandwagoner. Not me.

[peewee's lovechild]

They're still .500 after week 6 and about all of their skilled offensive starters out with injuries for multiple games.

Anyways, our responses aren't about making ourselves feel better about today's game, but simply due to the douchebaggery of a glory hound trying to make himself feel better by trolling.

How am I trolling you dumb shit??

I was the only one who said that the Texans had a chance.
I picked your dumb assed team to win!!
How is that being a troll, you douche bag??

I only responed to the dumb shit you and Midge were saying about me because you guys need something to make yourselves feel better about losing.

[Holt's Cat]

Yes, you are trolling. As for "dumb shit", there's only one in this thread and his handle starts with a p.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've never rooted for the Boys. You say they are the best every week. You are the bandwagoner because you told me about your Bucs love when they were winning. I will root for my losing team until I die. You switch allegiances depending on who is winning. You are the fucking bandwagoner. Not me.

I never said that I rooted for the Bucs.
You need to cut that bullshit.

I said that I've always respected Tony Dungy and that I wouldn't mind seeing him win a SB. I said that it was bullshit what Tampa did to him and that I was glad that he finally won one.

I also said that Gruden won the SB with Dungy's team.

Never did I say I was a Buc fan.
I'm not, and I'll never be.

But, I can certainly respect the way other teams play.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yes, you are trolling. As for "dumb shit", there's only one in this thread and his handle starts with a p.

So, saying that the Texans are going to win equals to trolling?

Is your IQ higher than a cockroaches, or is it equal to one?

[midgetonadonkey]

His "boys" are getting their asses handed to them defensively. He will be a New England fan now.

[midgetonadonkey]

I never said that I rooted for the Bucs.
You need to cut that bullshit.

I said that I've always respected Tony Dungy and that I wouldn't mind seeing him win a SB. I said that it was bullshit what Tampa did to him and that I was glad that he finally won one.

I also said that Gruden won the SB with Dungy's team.

Never did I say I was a Buc fan.
I'm not, and I'll never be.

But, I can certainly respect the way other teams play.

Liar. You said you were a Bucs fan during the Campo years. Don't deny it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Liar. You said you were a Bucs fan during the Campo years. Don't deny it.

I'm denying it because that's bullshit.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm denying it because that's bullshit.

You are denying it because it makes you look bad. You told me that shit. Don't act like you didnt.

[peewee's lovechild]

You are denying it because it makes you look bad. You told me that shit. Don't act like you didnt.

I didn't tell you that.

You're just saying that bullshit so you can get people to back you up on your bullshit.

Your drunk ass is just pissed about the Texan loss.

[midgetonadonkey]

I didn't tell you that.

You're just saying that bullshit so you can get people to back you up on your bullshit.

Your drunk ass is just pissed about the Texan loss.

You did tell me that. I'm not drunk or pissed. I knew the Texans would lose. Look at the first post of this thread. You are just angry that you trusted your homerish information with me. You are worse than mookie.

[peewee's lovechild]

You did tell me that. I'm not drunk or pissed. I knew the Texans would lose. Look at the first post of this thread. You are just angry that you trusted your homerish information with me. You are worse than mookie.

I don't care what you say.

It's all bullshit.

You know it.

You're drunk ass is trying anything to deflect the Texan loss.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't care what you say.

It's all bullshit.

You know it.

You're drunk ass is trying anything to deflect the Texan loss.

I knew they would lose. I said they would. You are deflecting the fact that you were a Bucs fan when they were winning.

[midgetonadonkey]

Over the Jags?

I'm not. I love the Texans but with all the injuries I don't see them winning next week.

Jags 17
Texans 16

:depressed

[peewee's lovechild]

Houston 3-3.

Change your sig.

"House of Pain"!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

The first post of the thread.

[midgetonadonkey]

Houston 3-3.

Change your sig.

"House of Pain"!!!!!!

At least I'm a fan of a team. You will make a sig of the Super Bowl winner when the season is done.

[peewee's lovechild]

House Of Pain!!!!!!!!!!

[midgetonadonkey]

I love the Bucs!!

[peewee's lovechild]

House of Pain!!!!!!!!