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averageusaconsumer
10-23-2007, 02:32 PM
For me, it has got to be the mexican food. :hungry:
peewee's lovechild
10-23-2007, 02:36 PM
I love how we don't have wildfires burning up our asses.

The floods, however, are a bit of a problem.
midgetonadonkey
10-23-2007, 02:40 PM
I love how we all ride horses everywhere.
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-23-2007, 02:43 PM
I love how we don't have wildfires burning up our asses.



Considering there's a red flag alert in effect for today, your ass might be on fire sooner than you think.
TenBuckTammy
10-23-2007, 02:50 PM
The men.
ORION
10-23-2007, 02:53 PM
the BBQ !
leemajors
10-23-2007, 02:56 PM
weather like today's in austin.
atxrocker
10-23-2007, 02:58 PM
living in austin-- the only bearable city in texas
peewee's lovechild
10-23-2007, 02:58 PM
The men.

Why, thank you mam.
atxrocker
10-23-2007, 02:59 PM
and the girls are nice, too :)
peewee's lovechild
10-23-2007, 02:59 PM
Considering there's a red flag alert in effect for today, your ass might be on fire sooner than you think.

Never done been no fire to kill us all in Texas here.
peewee's lovechild
10-23-2007, 03:00 PM
and the girls are nice, too :)

The naked ones are quite nice.
tlongII
10-23-2007, 03:03 PM
Well, it can't be your sports teams.
easjer
10-23-2007, 03:05 PM
Texas springs. They are one of the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. Huge, wide open fields covered in wildflowers. Makes you feel close to heaven.
peewee's lovechild
10-23-2007, 03:06 PM
I like how this land used to belong to Mexico but a bunch of white guys just came in here and raped it from them.

That was pretty cool.
ORION
10-23-2007, 03:09 PM
Fishing for Redfish and speckled trout down at the coast
ORION
10-23-2007, 03:10 PM
I like how this land used to belong to Mexico but a bunch of white guys just came in here and raped it from them.

That was pretty cool.
here here :toast
atxrocker
10-23-2007, 03:14 PM
and how can i forget... the pot is dirt cheap here too. that is a huge plus :tu
PakiDan
10-23-2007, 03:14 PM
All The Women Are Fat And Paint Their Eyebrows... wait, that's not ALL of Texas.... just San Antonio.... and maybe El Paso.
JohnnyMarzetti
10-23-2007, 03:20 PM
The fact that GWB was NOT born here.
T Park
10-23-2007, 03:27 PM
I like how this land used to belong to Mexico but a bunch of white guys just came in here and raped it from them.

That was pretty cool.

I believe there were some messicans that helped out.
leemajors
10-23-2007, 03:29 PM
I like how this land used to belong to Native Americans but a bunch of Spaniard guys just came in here and raped it from them.

That was pretty cool.
T Park
10-23-2007, 03:33 PM
touche Lee
peewee's lovechild
10-23-2007, 03:36 PM
I believe there were some messicans that helped out.

That were promised that they'd be able to keep thier lands and then they got raped out of that.
peewee's lovechild
10-23-2007, 03:37 PM
I believe there were some messicans that helped out.

There were also some blacks fighting for the Confederacy during the Civil War.
peewee's lovechild
10-23-2007, 03:37 PM
Whitie always comes up with shit like that.

It must ease their conscience.
peewee's lovechild
10-23-2007, 03:39 PM
I like how this land used to belong to Native Americans but a bunch of Spaniard guys just came in here and raped it from them.

That was pretty cool.



That was a good one.
thispego
10-23-2007, 03:41 PM
http://www.twdb.state.tx.us/mapping/page_graphics/preview_images/tx_terrain_colorramp_lg.gif
Texas is made up of all different kinds of terrain. we got rivers, lakes, an ocean :rolleyes Texas kicks the living shit out of every other state easily
thispego
10-23-2007, 03:42 PM
pewee take down that god damn signature. or at least chose ONE
peewee's lovechild
10-23-2007, 03:45 PM
pewee take down that god damn signature. or at least chose ONE

Which one should I go with?

Should I put Heather Graham in my sig?
thispego
10-23-2007, 03:46 PM
just leave the one with her breast partially exposed. she doesnt even look that great in the second one
Richard Cranium
10-23-2007, 04:05 PM
pewee take down that god damn signature. or at least chose ONE

Can you tell Batman to do the same.
Trainwreck2100
10-23-2007, 04:21 PM
The fact that we're better than everyone else
thispego
10-23-2007, 04:25 PM
Can you tell Batman to do the same.
isn't batman dead?
Barbarian
10-23-2007, 04:31 PM
illegal aliens doing my yard work for 5 bucks.
CuckingFunt
10-23-2007, 05:09 PM
Whitie always comes up with shit like that.

It must ease their conscience.Nah. We just like being sneaky fuckers.
midgetonadonkey
10-23-2007, 05:10 PM
I believe there were some messicans that helped out.

I'm offended my T Park's spelling of Mexicans. That is a racial slur and I demand an apology. Not only for me but for all of my people.
midgetonadonkey
10-23-2007, 05:12 PM
My people want our apology.
peewee's lovechild
10-23-2007, 07:18 PM
Nah. We just like being sneaky fuckers.

You're Sicilian.

You don't count.

You're good people.
KEDA
10-23-2007, 08:30 PM
I'm offended my T Park's spelling of Mexicans. That is a racial slur and I demand an apology. Not only for me but for all of my people.


Can I call you a beaner Midge?

I hope thats ok
T Park
10-23-2007, 08:38 PM
Whitie always comes up with shit like that.

It must ease their conscience.

I should feel guilty about what someone did back almost 250 years ago?

Sorry.
T Park
10-23-2007, 08:39 PM
I'm offended my T Park's spelling of Mexicans. That is a racial slur and I demand an apology. Not only for me but for all of my people.

ill apologize the same day you fuckin cut that hedge in the front yard correctly.
T Park
10-23-2007, 08:40 PM
You're Sicilian.

You don't count.

You're good people



Your kind prob says the same thing about you.
T Park
10-23-2007, 08:45 PM
Actually joking aside, the cultures melting pot that we have in for example san antonio is one thing.

Germans, mexicans, evil white people.


Plus you can go from desert, to forested moutainis region to sprawling suburbs in hours.

Really cool.
ComfortablyNumb
10-23-2007, 08:49 PM
I love living in Texas and not acknowledging the past is what keeps many from moving into the future.
T Park
10-23-2007, 08:59 PM
and not acknowledging the past is what keeps many from moving into the future

very true.

But what good does it do to constantly remind people that white people back in the old days were pretty shitty.

I think thats like a "no shit dude"
TheZackAttack!
10-23-2007, 09:08 PM
The Women who know how to ride.
tlongII
10-23-2007, 10:06 PM
It's almost as nice as Oregon. Almost.
marini martini
10-24-2007, 12:13 AM
I do love Oregon, & would quit Tx. for it, in a heart beat





tx
Nbadan
10-24-2007, 03:44 AM
If your more than 1/2 a day drive from Vegas you suck...period.....
ATRAIN
10-24-2007, 07:45 AM
I like how this land used to belong to Mexico but a bunch of white guys just came in here and raped it from them.

That was pretty cool.


I like how the Mexicans have pretty much taken it back :) and are invading the US as we speak. Arent we the majority now?
ComfortablyNumb
10-24-2007, 08:26 AM
very true.

But what good does it do to constantly remind people that white people back in the old days were pretty shitty.

I think thats like a "no shit dude"

Because it is still happening today and some people tend to forget or don't have a problem with it.
Bigzax
10-24-2007, 09:18 AM
the food, the weather, and the people! lower cost of living!
spurster
10-24-2007, 09:27 AM
Texas moved up from #41 to #39!

http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0921975.html
RickPerry
10-24-2007, 09:31 AM
The voters!!
angel_luv
10-24-2007, 11:09 AM
My church, my friends, the Spurs, and Taco Cabana!
JoeChalupa
10-24-2007, 11:18 AM
My parents live 2 hours away.
peewee's lovechild
10-24-2007, 12:52 PM
very true.

But what good does it do to constantly remind people that white people back in the old days were pretty shitty.

I think thats like a "no shit dude"

White don't have guilt.
They tend to ignore all wrong doing.

They go to war to erase the past.

But, hey, if it works . . . why not.

Now, if there were only a way to put this pesky Holocaust to rest.
Maybe we should ask whitie for help.