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Leetonidas
10-23-2007, 10:59 PM
And now I need at most $200 to pay for this shit. So I need a new job...how can I get this money? Be serious guys...
Steve Irwin
10-23-2007, 11:02 PM
What'd you do?
WTF ???
10-23-2007, 11:04 PM
Be a sperm donor.

Failing that you can give plasma and get bucks too.
ChumpDumper
10-23-2007, 11:04 PM
http://www.2carpros.com/makes/images/citation.jpg

I'm surprised they even go as high as $200 these days.
T Park
10-23-2007, 11:04 PM
Last time I heard a guy like that, i saw him down by the alamodome asking if a guy if he wanted a friend for the night.
monosylab1k
10-23-2007, 11:07 PM
volunteer to be a human lab rat at your local science research facility.
Leetonidas
10-23-2007, 11:08 PM
What'd you do?
A friend stole something (not even shop lifting, but like a wall fixture...a brass ring) and I was with him.
Beno Udrih
10-23-2007, 11:08 PM
Why don't you ask tfart if he can hook you up with a job at the circus?
cornbread
10-23-2007, 11:08 PM
West Telemarketing. Make your $200 and quit.
Cry Havoc
10-23-2007, 11:09 PM
Make new friends?
Beno Udrih
10-23-2007, 11:09 PM
West Telemarketing. Make your $200 and quit.
:tu there you go.
Steve Irwin
10-23-2007, 11:10 PM
A friend stole something (not even shop lifting, but like a wall fixture...a brass ring) and I was with him.
Why the hell would you get in trouble for something you did not do? Just say you were unaware he took it or some shit like that.
E20
10-23-2007, 11:12 PM
Start playing your ass off at moola.com
Beno Udrih
10-23-2007, 11:14 PM
Why the hell would you get in trouble for something you did not do? Just say you were unaware he took it or some shit like that.
Yeah no shit. DO they even have proof that you were involved with anything?
TDMVPDPOY
10-23-2007, 11:14 PM
suck c0k for rock man
Leetonidas
10-23-2007, 11:15 PM
He took four of them and I was holding one of them. So I was aiding or stealing or some shit.
monosylab1k
10-23-2007, 11:16 PM
tell your dumbass thieving friend to pay it since he got you into this mess.
ashbeeigh
10-23-2007, 11:28 PM
West Telemarketing. Make your $200 and quit.

And then screw up on your script once. You hit the $200, they'll fire your ass quick. In and out $200. Perfect deal.
marini martini
10-24-2007, 12:42 AM
Call 1-800- IFU-CKEDE-XTup
Johnny_Blaze_47
10-24-2007, 12:44 AM
Drug dealing, prostitution and pimping are three ways you can make money without any of those silly taxes or job applications.
DannyT
10-24-2007, 01:57 AM
play Macdonald's monopoly ....
ShoogarBear
10-24-2007, 02:20 AM
He took four of them and I was holding one of them. So I was aiding or stealing or some shit.WTF? I wouldn't believe that story either if I was the judge.
ChumpDumper
10-24-2007, 03:28 AM
"I was holding it for a friend."
Nbadan
10-24-2007, 03:36 AM
.......Dominoes has a $200 sign on bonus....
KEDA
10-24-2007, 06:48 AM
Ill hire you for the holiday period, work for 2 months and GTFO!


and yes I'm being serious, as long as you are over 16 and dont want to work past Dec 31, I'll take you!
sa_butta
10-24-2007, 07:11 AM
Ill hire you for the holiday period, work for 2 months and GTFO!


and yes I'm being serious, as long as you are over 16 and dont want to work past Dec 31, I'll take you!What kind of work is that??
sa_butta
10-24-2007, 07:14 AM
Start pawning some shit. Clean your closet and sell on Ebay.
KEDA
10-24-2007, 07:53 AM
What kind of work is that??


Honeybaked Ham Co.
Bigzax
10-24-2007, 08:29 AM
go mow some white people lawns bro!

or get some raggedy clothes out, get a cardboard sign, smudge some dirt on your face and mess up your hair and make some serious loot!

be creative with your sign! and make sure you shoes looks real real crappy. :tu
fatsack
10-24-2007, 11:45 AM
sell your computer.


please.
RandomGuy
10-24-2007, 02:01 PM
Drug dealing, prostitution and pimping are three ways you can make money without any of those silly taxes or job applications.

Heh, technically, even if you are a drug dealer you still have to file taxes. But you don't get ANY business expense deductions.
RandomGuy
10-24-2007, 02:03 PM
Start pawning some shit. Clean your closet and sell on Ebay.

I tried pawning some shit, but I got rooked on the deal, so I went to my bishop one knight and he told me that I was still the king of my castle, and that I should just get a job at Dairy queen.
Leetonidas
10-24-2007, 05:55 PM
Ill hire you for the holiday period, work for 2 months and GTFO!


and yes I'm being serious, as long as you are over 16 and dont want to work past Dec 31, I'll take you!
What working would that be? Fuck yeah I wouldn't work past 12/31...