Ugliest cities

[STBN_CBN]

This comes as no surprise to me, and probably not to any of you either, but San Antonio was ranked the 4th ugliest out of 25 major cities. You're also the 3rd fattest, the least stylish, and one of the least entertaining cities.

http://www.abc15.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=6c120917-b045-4ab3-b293-2018020d69f9

[Viva Las Espuelas]

what a jack ass. plus your avatar is very disturbing. oh, but you're from phoenix. the land of the...........................wnba champs.:lmao:lmao:lmao

[T Park]

Ya know, if it werent for the shitty people here in Phoenix, it wouldn't be that bad to live here.

Going to a sporting event here though is like attending a game in Philadelphia anymore.


Ugliest city? Determined by what, we dont have enough tall eyesore bank buildings sticking up?

[E20]

Ya know, if it werent for the shitty people here in Phoenix, it wouldn't be that bad to live here.

Going to a sporting event here though is like attending a game in Philadelphia anymore.


Ugliest city? Determined by what, we dont have enough tall eyesore bank buildings sticking up?
The people are ugly, not the city itself.

[Barbarian]

That avatar is going to get the attention of Chris Hansen. Disturbing indeed.

STBN_CBN changed his avatar. so ignore my comment for now.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That avatar is going to get the attention of Chris Hansen. Disturbing indeed.yeah. i usually don't make a big stink about things, but that just isn't cool. not during these times. don't call me a snitch, but i hope word gets around here.

[STBN_CBN]

plus your avatar is very disturbing.

A little, yes. He is definitely not helping San Antonio move up this list.

[2centsworth]

Thank goodness you changed your avatar, but I still want you investigated.

[Kori Ellis]

He didn't change it. I changed it.

[CavsSuperFan]

Mess with the bull you get the horn... :smokin

[Barbarian]

Thanks Kori. But can you somehow post a pic of STBN.

[Kori Ellis]

I changed it to the Coyote, but then I thought he might be into beastiality too.

[Kori Ellis]

Speaking of avatars ...

Hey Viva - can we get just a little more of those breasts covered up? I'm not against breasts, but just a bit more coverage, thanks.

[STBN_CBN]

Oh shit, snitch got burned.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Mess with the bull you get the horn... :smokinhttp://www.alternatezone.com/tbc/images/tbc0390.jpg
rip

[Thunder Dan]

Speaking of avatars ...

Hey Viva - can we get just a little more of those breasts covered up? I'm not against breasts, but just a bit more coverage, thanks.

i think I see some of the brown..not complaining, just saying

[Barbarian]

I changed it to the Coyote, but then I thought he might be into beastiality too.
:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Speaking of avatars ...

Hey Viva - can we get just a little more of those breasts covered up? I'm not against breasts, but just a bit more coverage, thanks.sorry. kori. i thought having the areolas and nipples covered would suffice. i've been meaning to change it anyways. it's hard for a lot of people here to type with one hand.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh shit, snitch got burned.i didn't snitch, jackass, plus my avatar wasn't changed by someone other than me.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Thanks Kori. But can you somehow post a pic of STBN.don't bother, kori
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/08/18/19W_KARR_narrowweb__300x338,0.jpg

[Kori Ellis]

No one snitched, I just meant to tell Viva about his avatar for a while. So I thought I'd do it here (since he was in the thread).

[tlongII]

I would prefer that Viva change his avatar as well. It's just not good here at work.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I would prefer that Viva change his avatar as well. It's just not good here at work.

What if they were in a Nike sports bra?

[T Park]

What if it was Michelle Wie or Peakaboo Street?

[CubanMustGo]

What if they were in a Nike sports bra?

I don't think Nike makes sports bras in size Bodacious.

[lil'mo]

I would prefer that Viva change his avatar as well. It's just not good here at work.
yep, i havent been able to read anything Viva has said for the past couple of months because i have to quickly scroll past it at work. not that he cares, but sometimes i wanna know what he's postin

[jman3000]

it depends what side of town youre on i reckon... if youre downtown... and im guessing a lot of these people are tourists or business people who generally stay downtown... then there is a point... there are some mamacitas from around taft all the way to I35.

[Barbarian]

don't bother, kori
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/08/18/19W_KARR_narrowweb__300x338,0.jpg
:lmao :lmao :lmao

[jman3000]

im just curious... what was his original avatar of?

[Steve Irwin]

im tellin yall beezies

california is the way to go boyyyy!

[atxrocker]

the results of this report are not exactly groundbreaking. everyone knew before hand that san antonio sucks.

[CuckingFunt]

im just curious... what was his original avatar of?I was wondering that myself.

[Steve Irwin]

the results of this report are not exactly groundbreaking. everyone knew before hand that san antonio sucks.
for once i agree with atx

[Brutalis]

Well I been through SA once when I was 15 and wasn't impressed. Was however blown away at the Alamodomes' giganticismasssssssssssssssss

[ShoogarBear]

On the positive side, we rank #1 in pedophilic trolls from elsewhere who have nothing better to do than whine about their effete soft-ass teams.

[FlyHigh07]

San Antonio, New York City, San Gaycisco.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

im just curious... what was his original avatar of?it was an 8bit pic of a headshot of a baby boy in front and an older man in the back. it appears that the baby maybe "sitting" on the man's lap. the baby's head is bobbing up and down and the man is licking the little boy's ear.

[Sapphire]

That's sick. :(

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's sick. :(it sure was. if you ask me, it was borderline child pornagraphy.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao :lmao :lmaoi was going to post this dude, but i didn't think he was recognizable
http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/b094ad0b-749f-480e-85b8-78a4019771ee_ms.jpeg

[Sapphire]

Is that Westerfield from San Diego?

[Barbarian]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/08/16/michaeljackson_narrowweb__300x449,0.jpg

I think this guy has a house near Phoenix.

[Sapphire]

Wait, he resembles David Westerfield, but may be too thin to be Westerfield.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Is that Westerfield from San Diego?Incarcerated Prosecutor Commits Suicide

Oct 5, 2007

DETROIT (AP) — A federal prosecutor from Florida accused of flying to Detroit last month to molest a 5-year-old girl committed suicide in his cell in federal prison Friday, authorities said.

Assistant U.S. Attorney John D.R. Atchison was found unresponsive, taken to a local hospital and pronounced dead, said Felicia Ponce, spokeswoman for the Federal Bureau of Prisons in Washington. A previous suicide attempt was foiled in September, according to authorities.

Ponce declined to say how Atchison killed himself or whether he was on suicide watch, saying the death was being investigated.

Atchison, 53, was arrested last month in at Detroit Metropolitan Airport after weeks of Internet conversations between the prosecutor and a detective posing as the mother of a 5-year-old girl, authorities have said.

He was carrying presents for the girl, including a doll and hoop earrings, and also had sexual materials, including petroleum jelly.

After his arrest Atchison was placed on suicide watch, but it was lifted at the request of the defense, after Atchison assured a U.S. magistrate he wouldn't harm himself.

Two days later Atchison used a sheet in his jail cell to try to hang himself around 4 a.m., but another inmate yelled out to jailers, who kept Atchison from hurting himself, according to Sanilac County Sheriff Virgil Strickler.

Atchison, a married father of three, was an assistant U.S. attorney in northern Florida, based in Pensacola. Gulf Breeze, Fla., residents have described him as a respected figure who coached girls' softball and basketball in a park a few blocks from his home. Authorities have said they found no cases of child molestation in Florida involving Atchison.

The prosecutor had been charged with three felonies. The most serious charge was crossing state lines with intent to have sex with someone under 12. Conviction carries a minimum 30-year prison sentence and a maximum of life.

[ALVAREZ6]

I'm clearly an outlier in Philadelphia.

[Steve Irwin]

I'm clearly an outlier in Philadelphia.
siiiiiiiiiiiike!

[Buddy Holly]

the results of this report are not exactly groundbreaking. everyone knew before hand that san antonio sucks.

Not as much as your over-hyped city.

[atxrocker]

Not as much as your over-hyped city.


:lol i was waiting for you, asshole. funny that you tend to try to market san antonio when it's a city NOONE wants to fucking move to. fuck your lame ass, biased opinion. spew all the bullshit you want, show me ONE study that proves austin OVERHYPED/RATED as you state and we can move foward from there. just because your city is seriously horrible, please don't try to include a great city like Austin in the same category. you seem pretty desperate at this point, which is rather pathetic.

[Buddy Holly]

So I take it you're still in Junior High, huh kid? That was quite the elegant and articulate retort. My first [biased] counter-point will be... if no one wants to [fucking] move here then what does that mean for the over-hyped city? You don't understand why I asked that do you. Well, SA is not only increasing its city population at a higher number than OHC but SA is also increasing its metropolitan population at a higher number than OHC-Metro. Explain that. I'll wait patiently for another installment of your oh so sassy comebacks.

P.S.

Here's a nice hunt for you, prove to me that OHC isn't over-hyped. Actually, I think pirates will find gold in the sahara desert before you could possibly do that daunting task.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

I'd move to SA in a heartbeat if I wanted to live in America. I love the place, especially the laid-back attitude. I'd also move to Austin.

But I really like home, and I've lived overseas long enough. I'm only moving OS again for either the perfect job or the perfect woman, and neither of them exist, so it looks like Oz will be home for me! :D

[Buddy Holly]

I'd move to SA in a heartbeat if I wanted to live in America.

What? According to a leading expert, NOONE wants to fucking move here.

[Buddy Holly]

Wait, I get now. It's not NOONE as in no one person but is actually Peter NOONE, the UK pop singer and what you're saying is that he does want to fucking move here. Totally understand you now.

http://www.marstalent.com/pics/bio_pNoone.jpg

[atxrocker]

OHC? :lmao You fail badly. Based off of what? didn't think you could find a report like i asked. SOMEHOW, I knew that it was too much of a task to back your own words up. SA stays poor rankings in most important areas when Austin tends to succeed. i have met wayy too many people from other states/cities who love the shit out of austin for me to easily buy into your bullshit. people move to san antonio because it's cheap and easy to get a job since being educated isn't a big requirement in your town. check the quality of education rates if you're as hardcore as you claim about your shit town. do you serioulsy get a hard on over ol' san antone? after visiting multiple times, i have no problem discussing how bad San Antonio really is. Austin>>Houston>>Dallas/San Antonio>FT Worth>Laredo.

[atxrocker]

What? According to a leading expert, NOONE wants to fucking move here.


he wants to move to SA for the spurs. he would move to austin because it's austin. nice try showing how bias you are.

oh, and post # 52 wasn't amusing. it was just gay.

[Buddy Holly]

OHC? :lmao You fail badly. Based off of what? didn't think you could find a report like i asked.

What reports exactly would I need to find? Is there a "Over-hype debunker" publication in print that I don't know about. Why do you think I asked you to prove my title incorrect and then said pirates would have an easier time finding gold... ah, you know what, that was way over your 7th grade level education to comprehend. My stating of over-hype is an opinion, an opinion can be neither proven or disproved. However I do have reasons for my opinion, and as you state yourself those so called rankings are one of them.



i have met wayy too many people from other states/cities who love the shit out of austin for me to easily buy into your bullshit.

Wow, and you honestly don't think I've met people with exactly that same sentiment towards San Antonio? Buy a clue kid, most cities in this country have people like that. That isn't anything unique to SA or OHC.



people move to san antonio because it's cheap and easy to get a job since being educated isn't a big requirement in your town.

How exactly would you know the criteria for which people move here? I doubt sitting behind a computer in OHC munching on Doritio's makes you some kind of expert in that field.


check the quality of education rates if you're as hardcore as you claim about your shit town.

Sure, what exaclty about? That SA has more college students than OHC?


do you serioulsy get a hard on over ol' san antone?

Nah, I save my sexual arousal for grammatically challenged posts.


after visiting multiple times, i have no problem discussing how bad San Antonio really is. Austin>>Houston>>Dallas/San Antonio>FT Worth>Laredo.

Visiting multiple times... geesh, had I known I was dealing with a adolescent who has visited San Antonio multiple times with his parents to visit Sea World and Six Flags, I may not have entered into this debate with you as I am easily over matched.

Not to mention the sophisticated method of measurement, the greater than arrows, that's just checkmate. FUCK! How do i counteract that?

[Buddy Holly]

he wants to move to SA for the spurs. he would move to austin because it's austin. nice try showing how bias you are.

He disclosed the reasons for his hypothetical relocations? Nope, don't think he did.


oh, and post # 52 wasn't amusing. it was just gay.

Nice to see the end result of a OHC education on display.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

he wants to move to SA for the spurs. he would move to austin because it's austin. nice try showing how bias you are.

oh, and post # 52 wasn't amusing. it was just gay.

Actually, no. I've been to SA a number of times, once for over a month, and I really like the place, well, the North-West anyway - friendly people, easy to get around, has everything I need. That said, I've also been to Austin and would happily live there.

But dissing SA on the basis of statistics misses the point that it's a pretty friendly and entirely liveable place. The ease with which I met and befriended people, and the generosity they showed towards me, impressed me a great deal, and much of it was unrelated to the Spurs.

[to21]

NOONE wants to move to San Antonio?

Top 10 fastest growing large cities:

http://money.cnn.com/2007/06/27/real_estate/fastest_growing_cities/index.htm

BTW, I've lived in Austin for ten years and......it aint all that.

[johnsmith]

SA is growing because companies around the world are discovering how dirt cheap it is to conduct business here. People are moving here because they too are discovering how dirt cheap it is to live here.

Eventually, SA will catch up with everywhere else and it will just be a tourist infected city, plagued by an eyesore of a downtown and the highest teen pregnancy rate in the United States.

Fuck, as of two years ago, the only major city SA was beating in average income was Detroit. I'll repeat that, Detroit.

Really, Texas as a whole is hated by the rest of the country.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I know even I make jokes about the high teen pregnancy rate in SA, but it's not what you'd expect.

In 2003, cities such as Phoenix, Philadelphia, New York, LA, Houston and Dallas had more births by unmarried women under 20 than San Antonio.

St. Louis, New Orleans, Waco, Syracuse, Springfield (Mass.), Shreveport, Philly, Memphis, Lubbock, Laredo, Fresno, El Paso, Cleveland, Cincy, Buffalo, Baltimore, Amarillo and other cities had a higher rate of births to unmarried under 20/all births than San Antonio.

http://www.childtrends.org/Files//Child_Trends_2006_01_01_FG_Edition.pdf

[mrsmaalox]

This comes as no surprise to me, and probably not to any of you either, but San Antonio was ranked the 4th ugliest out of 25 major cities. You're also the 3rd fattest, the least stylish, and one of the least entertaining cities.

http://www.abc15.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=6c120917-b045-4ab3-b293-2018020d69f9
Did you really read that story? It says AUSTIN 4th, PHOENIX 13th and SAN ANTONIO 22nd! :dizzy

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Did you really read that story? It says AUSTIN 4th, PHOENIX 13th and SAN ANTONIO 22nd! :dizzy

Um...



Here’s the complete list of how cities scored ranking from most attractive, to least:

[mrsmaalox]

Um...
My bad :p:

[Barbarian]

Austin>>Houston>>Dallas/San Antonio>FT Worth>Laredo.
:depressed

[JMarkJohns]

A little, yes.

What the hell is your affinity with that avatar? it was changed for you, so you go ahead and change it back? Sure, you zoomed in so one cannot see the kid bouncing up and down and being licked by the adult, but those who've seen it know what it was, so it's still fucking disturbing.

If you're a pedo, go eslewhere. If you think it's cool or funny having something that seemingly promotes such, then you need to be beaten... It's not cool. It's not funny.

[Barbarian]

In a couple of weeks that same avatar will become his reality. except it will be him bouncing up and down in a jail cell. Fucking Loser.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

What the hell is your affinity with that avatar? it was changed for you, so you go ahead and change it back? Sure, you zoomed in so one cannot see the kid bouncing up and down and being licked by the adult, but those who've seen it know what it was, so it's still fucking disturbing.

If you're a pedo, go eslewhere. If you think it's cool or funny having something that seemingly promotes such, then you need to be beaten... It's not cool. It's not funny.he changed it back?! what a jackass!


......you need to be beatenBADLY!!!!




i smell a banishment. frankly, i don't know why he hasn't. i mean no disrespect, Kori.

[mardigan]

Amarrillo, hands down ugliest city Ive ever been in, as long as we're just talking US

[Viva Las Espuelas]

In a couple of weeks that same avatar will become his reality. except it will be him bouncing up and down in a jail cell.
and ultimately end up like
http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/b094ad0b-749f-480e-85b8-78a4019771ee_ms.jpeg

[MoSpur]

I have lived here in San Antonio all my life and I don't think SA's downtown area is all that. Other than that, the rest of the city isn't that bad. I've seen worse. Its not fair to call San Antonio the 4th ugliest. I am sure there are a lot more uglier major cities out there.

[2centsworth]

is animated child pornography illegal? At a minimum, I would still report him if I knew how.

[MoSpur]

Wait a minute, the poll is about ugliest when it comes to people. LOL

[Viva Las Espuelas]

is animated child pornography illegal? At a minimum, I would still report him if I knew how.BINGO

[Barbarian]

is animated child pornography illegal? At a minimum, I would still report him if I knew how.

I think it is illegal.

[CubanMustGo]

Check out the clown's (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?userid=9856) avatar now. ROFL!

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Check out the clown's avatar now. ROFL!i saw that. that was the same avatar norcal had. i think kori put him on check. this screen name is pink too. i think that's bad.

it should be
http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/b094ad0b-749f-480e-85b8-78a4019771ee_ms.jpeg

[JMarkJohns]

I'm glad he changed it. It was a sick fuckin' image...

EDIT: Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if Kori did it again. Well deserved thank you for that if you did, Kori. Also, very clever...

[to21]

U guys don't go into the troll forum much huh?

All the dumb asses there get pinked.

[JMarkJohns]

U guys don't go into the troll forum much huh?

All the dumb asses there get pinked.

Go there plenty. I suspected Kori of "pinking" him because of what you mentioned above.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

U guys don't go into the troll forum much huh?

All the dumb asses there get pinked.there's plenty of dumbasses in there, but i've only seen 2 pinked.