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Steve Irwin
10-25-2007, 10:58 PM
:depressed

So I was driving after hanging out at some friends house and it was 11:30 or so. I have a limit for my license to where I can't drive after 11pm so I was already screwed from coming home late to my parents. I was driving extra cautious so I wouldn't get fucked for some stupid reason, going like right at the speed lmit. I'm looking in my rear view mirror and I see some chicks hanging their bodies out the car with their panties saying "fresh" written on them. This idiot zooms by me and cuts me off, breaks super fucking fast and I ram the shit out of his bumper. The idiot got out of his car and yelled to me "to bel air holmes!"
marini martini
10-25-2007, 11:02 PM
Awwwww Man, sorry about the SUV :depressed
KEDA
10-25-2007, 11:13 PM
you are a gotdamn idiot
Richard Cranium
10-25-2007, 11:15 PM
:depressed

So I was driving after hanging out at some friends house and it was 11:30 or so. I have a limit for my license to where I can't drive after 11pm so I was already screwed from coming home late to my parents. I was driving extra cautious so I wouldn't get fucked for some stupid reason, going like right at the speed lmit. I'm looking in my rear view mirror and I see some chicks hanging their bodies out the car with their panties saying "fresh" written on them. This idiot zooms by me and cuts me off, breaks super fucking fast and I ram the shit out of his bumper. The idiot got out of his car and yelled to me "to bel air holmes!"

Aren't you always rear ending somebody?
KEDA
10-25-2007, 11:17 PM
Aren't you always rear ending somebody?


he is usually getting rear ended by somebody!
Steve Irwin
10-25-2007, 11:21 PM
Aren't you always rear ending somebody?
correct, that'd be KEDA's girlfriend!
Fillmoe
10-25-2007, 11:23 PM
lame..... should have made the story longer to perfect the wack ass joke at the end.... fucking high schoolers, gotta teach em everything.
LuvBones
10-25-2007, 11:23 PM
alright, O.L.D.
LuvBones
10-25-2007, 11:24 PM
you're burying this joke.
Steve Irwin
10-25-2007, 11:34 PM
lame..... should have made the story longer to perfect the wack ass joke at the end.... fucking high schoolers, gotta teach em everything.
eat some curry
1369
10-26-2007, 07:34 AM
http://files.samhart.net/humor/fail.jpg
Bigzax
10-26-2007, 10:19 AM
make up some more stuff about the hotties with their fresh panties!
Steve Irwin
10-26-2007, 06:02 PM
bump for good times
leemajors
10-26-2007, 06:37 PM
please pink his IP.
tlongII
10-27-2007, 02:37 PM
When I read the title I was hoping it was true! :lol
KEDA
10-27-2007, 04:02 PM
When I read the title I was hoping it was true! :lol


so was I
Steve Irwin
10-27-2007, 04:05 PM
fuk u