My Anniversary Gift To The Princess

[timvp]

Tuesday is our 2nd wedding anniversary. In the past, I've always gotten her something big on birthdays, Christmas and other gift giving times. This time, I've gone back to the basics.

We got the equipment for me to do the following:

1) Full manicure with acrylic nails. We got a package thing with a bunch of different tools and creams and the sort. I picked out some red glitter nail polish.

2) Full pedicure with the works. Also will paint the nails a silver glitter color.

3) Hair color. Her hair will be medium ash brown as of tomorrow.

4) One of those greenish goo face mask things.

I've read the instructions so hopefully I won't cause too much damage. I'll try to take pictures to document my success (and/or failures) in this process. I'm venturing where no man has gone before.

Please wish me luck.

I need it.

Thanks.

:fro :princess

[Kori Ellis]

Thanks for the happiest two years anybody could ever dream of.

Happy Anniversary.

Love,

:princess

[iminlakerland]

Happy Anniversary guys! Wish you many more wonderful years together. You two are wonderful people and deserve it.

Enjoy your time together :)

[travis2]

Has it really been 2 years???

F***, I'm getting old...:depressed

Happy anniversary, Kori and LJ! :)

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Happy Anniversary, Kori and LJ!

LJ. Best of luck, bro.

I think I'd be too afraid to try all that without fear of screwing it up.

Anyway, it's always good to see a couple as happy as I see you two either online or in person.

[Hook Dem]

Happy Anniversary to a great couple. Good Luck LJ. You'll need it. Captain Kirk ain't got nothing on you!

[samikeyp]

Happy Anniversary my friends. That is the best kind of gift you can give, LJ. Attention to the one you love. :)

[Samurai Jane]

That's what I call trust!!

Congratulations to both of you!!! Happy Anniversary!!!

[ZStomp]

Happy Anniversary Kori/LJ!!!

Thanks for the board.......

LJ, When we going to game?? The Wolves' games looks mighty tasty...:lol

[Marcus Bryant]

Congratulations, Mr. & Mrs. FSP.

[MannyIsGod]

Congratulations, Mr. & Mrs. FSP.

[tlongII]

Kori,

Do NOT let LJ put that stuff on you! BIG MISTAKE!
Happy Anniversary.

[Slomo]

Happy Anniversary Kori and LJ!

LJ good luck and maybe, just to be safe you should re-read the instructions :)

Are you going to do one of those before/after infomercial pictures?

[Shelly]

Happy Anniversary!

[SpursWoman]

Happy Anniversary!






You're doing all of that yourself?!?! :wow :wow

[queen sophie]

Happy Anniversary Kori and LJ !

[Clandestino]

i think you should pay some asian woman to come in and do her nails.. your marriage will last longer!

[CosmicCowboy]

LJ, you must have balls as big as grapefruits to take on the hair coloring job...Over the years I have seen even high paid professionals screw that job up...:lol

[AlamoSpursFan]

Happy Anniversary, Kori & LJ!

[Yonivore]

Has it been two years? Congrats!

And, good call timvp, regardless of your skill, nothing says I love you like personal, head-to-toe, pampering.

(Don't worry Kori, it'll grow out...)

[Useruser666]

Good luck to the both of you and my condolences to Kori if LJ has shakey hands!

Just remember, if she starts screaming when you hand her the mirror, just yell out "You've been Punk'd!"

[travis2]

http://www.gordon.u-net.com/pages/pat3.jpg
LJ: You're gonna love the present I got you for your birthday, Princess. Really, you are. Ohhhh, this is grrrreat...aargh-AARGH-AARGH-aargh-aargh...

Kori: *nervous silence*

LJ: C'mon, honey, aren't you excited? *smile becoming more nervous*

Kori: Uh-huh. What did you do? *arms crossed*

LJ: Well...ummmm...I, uhhhhh....*proceeds to tell Kori what her present is*

Kori: You're going to do what?? Nooooooo!! Elllll-jayyyyy...don't you remember what happened when you tried to give me a leg wax? I spent the rest of the week at the hospital!! Noooooooo!

[manustarting2gd]

LOL!!!! ^^^ LJ and Kori, congrats and best wishes... I'll pray for you Kori, LJ .. may the force be with you.. I hope you get the spirit of a Hollywood beautician in ya bro..

[Solid D]

Happy Second Anniversary, LJ and Kori!

LJ, Giving Kori attention is good. Do you have a:
1) backup plan?
2) recovery plan?

...that you have put some thought into it ahead of time is excellent. Best wishes.

What's up for next year? Perhaps sitting together astride a spinning potter's wheel with a lump of wet clay? :hat

[Marcus Bryant]

If timvp has difficulty administering his gifts to Mrs. FSP perhaps he can ask Klaus for some help...


http://www.zonecapone.com/bilder/trademark%20half.JPG

[Solid D]

What's up for next year? Perhaps sitting together astride a spinning potter's wheel with a lump of wet clay? :hat

Nevermind...I think GhostWriter already tried that one.

[Useruser666]

How about eating a plate of Spaghetti in the alley behind an Italian restaurant?

[1369]

TimVP

Trust me on this one.

Shave her legs as well and you are golden!

[SpursWoman]

Nothing says "I love you" like giving that special someone a Brazilian bikini wax! :eyebrows :smokin

[iminlakerland]

^eeeeeek SW please that should be left to the professionals.


(i posted this but my post never showed up :()

[CosmicCowboy]

how is a brazilian bikini wax different than a regular bikini wax?

[tlongII]

how is a brazilian bikini wax different than a regular bikini wax?


CC, I'm surprised at you! I was fortunate enough to date a girl who got a brazilian wax just for me! It removes all hair everywhere in the nether regions, whereas a bikini wax just does the bikini lines.

[Jimcs50]

how is a brazilian bikini wax different than a regular bikini wax?



CC, Brazilian is no hair left at all...not even a landing strip.

[Jimcs50]

tlong and I both jumped on that. :)

[CosmicCowboy]

I have helped shave a few but DAMN...wax there?...I can't imagine pulling the wax there would be much fun...

[Yonivore]

I have helped shave a few but DAMN...wax there?...I can't imagine pulling the wax there would be much fun...
You'd be surprised how erotic that can be...especially if you get to kiss the bobo.

[JoeChalupa]

Good job! Massages always work for me.
Congratulations on your anniversary!!

[CosmicCowboy]

a girl would have to be crazy to let some sex crazed guy near her snatch with a bunch of hot wax...hell...Duff would probably try to make vagina candles...:lol

[CosmicCowboy]

http://www.beavis-butthead.ru/pictures1/girlbutt.jpg

hehe hehe lets see if they will let us give them a Brazilian bikini wax...hehehe...I always wanted to yank the hairs our of a girls snatch hehe hehehe hehe....

[violentkitten]

a girl would have to be crazy to let some sex crazed guy near her snatch with a bunch of hot wax...hell...Duff would probably try to make vagina candles...:lol


duffs candle would be covered in hot wax if he ever got near a vagina

[Solid D]

This was a perfectly nice, romantic, thoughtful thread until...

[CosmicCowboy]

hehehe

[SpursWoman]

Hey...I wasn't trying to start anything.... :angel

[Yonivore]

Hey...I wasn't trying to start anything.... :angel
Yeah, right. You're a bad, bad, bad puddy tat.

[3rdCoast]

whoa, kori and timvp are married? i didnt know that,thats bad ass.HAPPY ANNIVERS. yal!

[SpursWoman]

whoa, kori and timvp are married? i didnt know that,thats bad ass.HAPPY ANNIVERS. yal!


Yes, and they met on a Spurs message board chatroom. :)

[2Blonde]

Happy Anniversary... to the Princess and her adoring Prince.

...2Blonde

[timvp]

Here is my work so far. A six hour pedicure to start off with. I had to work slow to make sure I didn't hurt the Princess. However, I've already made her bleed :(

http://www.fullsportpress.com/pd1.jpg
http://www.fullsportpress.com/pd2.jpg
http://www.fullsportpress.com/pd3.jpg
http://www.fullsportpress.com/pd4.jpg
http://www.fullsportpress.com/pd5.jpg

On to step two.

:hat

[T Park]

silver and black polish??

nice :smokin

[SequSpur]

You ever heard of a Spa?

[Kori Ellis]

Yeah, you ever heard of wanting to spend time pampering your wife yourself!?

[SequSpur]

Somethings are just better left to professionals.

[Kori Ellis]

Yeah, Lorie told me that she prefers that guy Swen at the Spa massaging her.

You are right, some things are better left to the professionals.

;)

[SequSpur]

:lol

Damn.

[Yonivore]

Yeah, Lorie told me that she prefers that guy Swen at the Spa massaging her.

You are right, some things are better left to the professionals.

;)
Dayum, that's gonna leave a mark!

[Spurgal]

Happy Anniversary to a fine couple!

God bless you many more years together...

[Solid D]

Nice toenails!!! Now, where are the Spurs' logos?

[Kori Ellis]

:lol

So far, I got the pedicure and the hair color.

LJ is going to play basketball at 10pm and we'll attempt the hands after that!

[iminlakerland]

Not to shabby LJ not to Shabby. So Kori how did the hair come out?




P.S. this is about the 3rd time today ive posted and my post hasnt come up :(

[SpursFanInAustin]

I know I'm a day late, but Happy Anniversary to LJ and Kori. I'm glad to be a part of your forum the last couple of years, and I was pleased to meet both of you in San Antonio twice this year. Hopefully many meetings ahead.

[Rick Von Braun]

^^^ Same thing here...



Happy Anniversary guys!





Better late than never http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/images/smilies/smielephant.gif

[Kori Ellis]

Thanks everyone.

The hair turned out perfect. We didn't do the manicure yet because we didn't get back from Trinity (where the boys were playing basketball) until after 3am last night. We'll do them today.

iminlakerland, what do you mean your posts aren't showing up? Is anyone else having that problem?
:wtf

[2Blonde]

If their posts aren't showing up, how could they tell you??? :lol

...2Blonde

[iminlakerland]

Lol i guess that sounded retarded. Like a couple of times today ive posted something from quick reply and come back later and it hasnt been there. So ive had to repost. I dont know maybe im just wierd...

[manustarting2gd]

You are in Lakerland.. the Bermuda Triangle of the NBA

[iminlakerland]

lol stop it now

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

LJ, you are a brave man. That's good stuff though, congrats you two.