Kevin Federline

[LaMarcus Bryant]

New frontrunner for Biggest Douche of the Universe, or The Greatest Pimp in American Pop Culture History?

[Faccia di Angelo]

Guy played his cards right, thats for sure.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Cases can be made for each.

I side with Greatest Pimp.

He not only fucked the (at the time) hottest celebrity in America, but

got himself popular in the pop culture world
got an album deal
impregnated that bitch
made her fat and slutty
impregnated that skank again
got 2 million dollars in a divorce settlement
ruined that skank's body and career
got custody of both kids


Seriously, no case can be made in the history of american mankind for a man that can simultaneously be the biggest douche you can think of and yet the greatest pimp

[E20]

Cases can be made for each.

I side with Greatest Pimp.

He not only fucked the (at the time) hottest celebrity in America, but

got himself popular in the pop culture world
got an album deal
impregnated that bitch
made her fat and slutty
impregnated that skank again
got 2 million dollars in a divorce settlement
ruined that skank's body and career
got custody of both kids
I agree.

[jaffies]

Cases can be made for each.

I side with Greatest Pimp.

He not only fucked the (at the time) hottest celebrity in America, but

got himself popular in the pop culture world
got an album deal
impregnated that bitch
made her fat and slutty
impregnated that skank again
got 2 million dollars in a divorce settlement
ruined that skank's body and career
got custody of both kids


Seriously, no case can be made in the history of american mankind for a man that can simultaneously be the biggest douche you can think of and yet the greatest pimp

I voted before I read this...I would like to change my vote. :cooldevil

[Trainwreck2100]

He can be both

[leemajors]

britney makes him look like an all world parent. looks like he turned her out. pimp.

[midgetonadonkey]

Cases can be made for each.

I side with Greatest Pimp.

He not only fucked the (at the time) hottest celebrity in America, but

got himself popular in the pop culture world
got an album deal
impregnated that bitch
made her fat and slutty
impregnated that skank again
got 2 million dollars in a divorce settlement
ruined that skank's body and career
got custody of both kids


Seriously, no case can be made in the history of american mankind for a man that can simultaneously be the biggest douche you can think of and yet the greatest pimp

I say greatest pimp but him getting both kids hurt his pimp credibility a bit. Real pimps don't even know about all of their kids.

[MannyIsGod]

lol @ trains sig

[whottt]

Cases can be made for each.

I side with Greatest Pimp.

He not only fucked the (at the time) hottest celebrity in America, but

got himself popular in the pop culture world
got an album deal
impregnated that bitch
made her fat and slutty
impregnated that skank again
got 2 million dollars in a divorce settlement
ruined that skank's body and career
got custody of both kids


Seriously, no case can be made in the history of american mankind for a man that can simultaneously be the biggest douche you can think of and yet the greatest pimp



Yeah...when you put it like that I have to reconsider my douchebag vote...

Still, he screams wannabe....


I'm not crazy about him ruining Brit's body either...he didn't do us any favors there.


She was fun to look at...

[whottt]

Waiting on the MannyisGod vote here...

[ShoogarBear]

The change in public perception on KFed has less to do with him changing his image (although he did seem to do a little of that), but more with the fact that Britney may be the single stupidest and most self-destructive person on the planet.

If K-Fed ends up hooking up with yet ANOTHER celebrity/actress/whatever then he will have cinched the pimp title.

[The sone]

Seriously, no case can be made in the history of american mankind for a man that can simultaneously be the biggest douche you can think of and yet the greatest pimp



uhhh...yeah, dubya bushie...duh

[LaMarcus Bryant]

I say greatest pimp but him getting both kids hurt his pimp credibility a bit. Real pimps don't even know about all of their kids.


True true....but he's gonna get MAD money via custody rights....plus when they get older, if any of them are attractive, he can pursue the option of transforming them into child stars, thus profiting even more from his Pimp tactics.

[midgetonadonkey]

True true....but he's gonna get MAD money via custody rights....plus when they get older, if any of them are attractive, he can pursue the option of transforming them into child stars, thus profiting even more from his Pimp tactics.

You make a valid point.

[blizz]

I voted before I read this...I would like to change my vote. :cooldevil
i agree....somewhat. you can also add that now he's gettin pooty that he never woulda gotten before. then again he deserves some douche-ness because before britney he got that other girl pregnant and left her...so you know some of that money has to go to her for child support....

[LaMarcus Bryant]

^^^He has the kids dude

[blizz]

even the ones from the previous girl?

[LaMarcus Bryant]

oh, i dunno about that
i only heard of this guy when he was making britney spears pregnant

[blizz]

Shar Jackson - She has two children with Federline – a daughter, Kori, born July 31, 2002, and a son, Kaleb, born July 20, 2004. Jackson was pregnant with Kaleb when Federline met Spears, and Kaleb was born while Federline was engaged to Spears.

[Twisted_Dawg]

Cases can be made for each.

I side with Greatest Pimp.

He not only fucked the (at the time) hottest celebrity in America, but

got himself popular in the pop culture world
got an album deal
impregnated that bitch
made her fat and slutty
impregnated that skank again
got 2 million dollars in a divorce settlement
ruined that skank's body and career
got custody of both kids


Seriously, no case can be made in the history of american mankind for a man that can simultaneously be the biggest douche you can think of and yet the greatest pimp

Look at the other side of the picture...
He could have stayed with Brittany.....kept her skinny and working and making lots of coin......all the while gravy training on her...that $2 million he made is chump change considering what he could have made staying with her and letting her roll.......

So I have to call him a douche........

[703 Spurz]

The only reason this fuckknocker is worth a damn is he somehow was able to bang that whore and then get paid to divorce her.

Other then that, this guy is trash.