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Solid D
10-27-2007, 01:13 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20071027/capt.81a7d6dacdee41e4a6a3fde4ef9779ba.rockets_spur s_basketball_txds101.jpg

They call him Bonner. The "2nd Most Interesting Man In the World".

Stay thirsty mi amigo!

When Bonner goes to a card game, everyone always folds and he wins.

When Bonner says it's time to leave, everyone laughs and leaves.

When Bonner drives around in his 2006 Grand Prix, policemen hold up traffic for him.

When Bonner sits and tells stories of New Hampshire winters, children stop and listen and keep their feet still and their hands to themselves.
Solid D
10-27-2007, 01:21 PM
He was the valedictorian of his high school, even though his teachers never graded his papers.

Bonner was the captain of his school football team, the president of the Student Council..and the Vice President....and the Treasurer.

Bonner steps out for dinner and the wind stops blowing out of courtesy for his hair.

Bonner doesn't go to the dentist because Bonner never has a cavity.

Babies stop crying when Bonner enters the room so that they won't bother him.
THE SIXTH MAN
10-27-2007, 01:29 PM
Pimping ain't easy...but some how Bonner makes it look that way.
T Park
10-27-2007, 01:38 PM
Not to derail.

But, someone tell Bonner to mix in a Quattro.

Watching last night, that beard is out of control.
Walter Craparita
10-27-2007, 01:53 PM
Samson.

Chuck Norris.

Bonner.


The beard stays.
SequSpur
10-27-2007, 02:18 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20071027/capt.81a7d6dacdee41e4a6a3fde4ef9779ba.rockets_spur s_basketball_txds101.jpg

They call him Bonner. The "2nd Most Interesting Man In the World".

Stay thirsty mi amigo!

When Bonner goes to a card game, everyone always folds and he wins.

When Bonner says it's time to leave, everyone laughs and leaves.

When Bonner drives around in his 2006 Grand Prix, policemen hold up traffic for him.

When Bonner sits and tells stories of New Hampshire winters, children stop and listen and keep their feet still and their hands to themselves.

:lmao
E20
10-27-2007, 02:19 PM
Bonner was the captain of his school football team, the president of the Student Council..and the Vice President....and the Treasurer.
That must have been a pretty shitty HS.
polandprzem
10-27-2007, 02:40 PM
When Bonner going into the river he won't get wet. The water gets Bonnered
BronxCowboy
10-27-2007, 03:16 PM
You guys remember his rookie year when he blocked KG's shot from behind and knocked him on his ass? That's the shit I want . . . 6 good hard fouls, baby. He can wear his facial hair any way he likes if he does that.
jaffies
10-27-2007, 03:25 PM
-Marcus Williams wasn't waived, Matt Bonner dunked on him and sent him into retirement.
-FIBA rules don't allow Bonner to play, it's just unfair.
-Last night Yao asked Bonner, "can I write a check?", and Bonner said "Fuck no".
-Bonner has a 'no trade clause' in his contract...under penalty of death!
-Bonner visited the Spurstalk forums just once...the server promptly crashed under his greatness.
Samr
10-27-2007, 03:28 PM
I don't think Yao is jumping in that picture.....
Bruno
10-27-2007, 03:29 PM
Ditka and Ginobili can't stop the Red Rocket.
Hemotivo
10-27-2007, 03:32 PM
Ditka and Ginobili can't stop the Red Rocket.
:rolleyes :blah
Ocotillo
10-27-2007, 03:37 PM
Bonner can believe it's not butter.
jaffies
10-27-2007, 03:44 PM
-Michael Jordan has a Bonner fathead on his wall.
-Bonner is allowed 7 fouls in a game.
-Shaq had a dream where he dunked on Bonner, he woke up and called Bonner to apologize.
-Halftime was originally called "Bonner needs to take a leak"
-Lindsay Lohan is a firecrotch because Bonner made it that way.
Slomo
10-27-2007, 03:47 PM
-Bonner visited the Spurstalk forums just once...the server promptly crashed under his greatness.That's a lie!

He did crash the datacenter's network though.
T Park
10-27-2007, 03:47 PM
Britney Spears acts nuts, because of Bonner deciding she wasn't "worthy"
timmy21_4rings
10-27-2007, 10:37 PM
I don't think Yao is jumping in that picture.....

Does Yao jump too?
Mr.Bottomtooth
10-27-2007, 10:40 PM
Matt Bonner can speak Braille.
Mr.Bottomtooth
10-27-2007, 10:40 PM
And Jaffies is owning this thread :lmao
Mr.Bottomtooth
10-27-2007, 10:42 PM
Under Bonner's beard hides another rocket.
Mr.Bottomtooth
10-27-2007, 10:44 PM
Bonner can slam a revolving door.
Mr.Bottomtooth
10-27-2007, 10:45 PM
Matt Bonner once ordered a steak in a restaurant... The steak did what it was told...
Mr.Bottomtooth
10-27-2007, 10:45 PM
Tough guys eat nails for breakfast. Matt Bonner does all his grocery shopping at the Home Depot.
Mr.Bottomtooth
10-27-2007, 10:47 PM
Bonner's house doesn't have any doors. Only walls that he walks through.
Mr.Bottomtooth
10-27-2007, 10:48 PM
A picture is worth a thousand words. A picture of Matt Bonner is worth a million.
Mr.Bottomtooth
10-27-2007, 10:50 PM
Matt Bonner once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
mystargtr34
10-27-2007, 11:56 PM
hahahaha i like the big mac one and slamming the revolving door
Thompson
10-28-2007, 12:31 AM
Matt Bonner has counted to infinity. Twice.

Matt Bonner once blocked a shot with such force the ball went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart somewhere over the Pacific.

Once, when he was having a pleasant dream, a meteorite slammed into Matt Bonner and woke him. He flew into a rage and killed every dinosaur on earth.
spurspf
10-28-2007, 12:43 AM
Bonner is allowed 7 fouls in a game. But a first has not been called yet.
Mister Sinister
10-28-2007, 01:35 AM
Timmy: Matt Bonner is a son of a bitch!
Manu: Best damn player on the team.
Bowen: He goes about 7'10, 590!
Tony: To Matt Bonner!
All 4: -Raise glasses- Matt Bonner!
Timmy: I once saw him scissor kick Ray Allen!
Manu: He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!
Tony: <Drunken gibberish>
Bowen: You're damn right, and every kid in this town was fathered by Matt Bonner, every one of 'em!
Walter Craparita
10-28-2007, 01:38 AM
Matt Bonner has counted to infinity. Twice.

Matt Bonner once blocked a shot with such force the ball went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart somewhere over the Pacific.

Once, when he was having a pleasant dream, a meteorite slammed into Matt Bonner and woke him. He flew into a rage and killed every dinosaur on earth.


:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
spurs_fan_in_exile
10-28-2007, 02:15 AM
There comes a time for everyone when you must admit that no matter how good you are at anything, somewhere in the world there is someone better. This time typically comes the instant after Matt Bonner enters the room.

Bonner has had the nickname Red Rocket since the mid eighties. The Toronto subway took the nickname because Bonner would pull the train through the tunnels to stay in shape in the offseason. Bonner always got to his stops 4 minutes early.

Bonner has only lost one game of HORSE ever, and that was to Michael Jordan. And even then it was only as part of a hustle. Bonner won $25K in their second match after spotting Mike four letters and promising to shoot using only his right foot.

Matt Bonner has turned down the lead role in the last five Best Picture Oscar winners because of a lack of three point shooting in the screenplays.
sa_kid20
10-28-2007, 03:00 AM
Matt Bonner can delete the recycling bin.
HighLowLobForBig-50
10-28-2007, 03:30 AM
Matt Bonner has never been wrong, well one time he was wrong . he thought he was wrong but he was really right !
Joe Schmoogins
10-28-2007, 04:06 AM
When the doctor was delivering Matt Bonner, Matt Bonner kicked him in the face and said, "Only Matt Bonner delivers Matt Bonner."
krinkx
10-28-2007, 07:41 AM
matt bonner said "the 1st Most Interesting Man In the World" doesnt exist
Holt's Cat
10-28-2007, 09:15 AM
Crowds cheer his name wherever he goes. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZbFVERS8Kc)
Mr.Bottomtooth
10-28-2007, 09:41 AM
Matt Bonner can delete the recycling bin.
:lmao
Dex
10-28-2007, 02:38 PM
Matt Bonner can delete the recycling bin.

:lol That was pretty good.
vander
10-28-2007, 07:07 PM
the Spurs get low ratings because most TV's can't handle Matt Bonner
dallaskd
10-28-2007, 07:24 PM
the Spurs get low ratings because most TV's can't handle Matt Bonner

:lmao :lmao
ancestron
10-29-2007, 11:51 AM
One time Matt Bonner came over to my house uninvited. "Matt, I don't like the pop in," I said. He ignored me, sat on my cat, and insulted my grandmother. Then we all gave him 20 bucks from our wallets. That always happens when Bonner is around.
ancestron
10-29-2007, 11:53 AM
The California wildfires are from Matt Bonner lighting his farts.
Walter Craparita
10-30-2007, 10:56 PM
He shaved the beard.


NOT COOL.
TampaDude
10-30-2007, 11:08 PM
There is no evolution...just a list of animals Matt Bonner allows to live.
Thompson
10-30-2007, 11:23 PM
Tim specifically signed for less money so that Bonner could be given a max contract extension. While he considered having the Spurs give both of them max contract extensions, he realized that a contract equal to Matt Bonner's would be "obscene."

Matt Bonner's tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, he never cries.

Matt Bonner was originally one of the four wisemen. He gave Jesus the gift of beard, which Jesus wore throughout his time on earth. Such obvious gift favoritism aroused intense feelings of jealousy in the other three wisemen, who conspired to have Matt Bonner written out of the Bible. They all suffered mysterious blocked-shot-bodyslam-related deaths shortly thereafter.