Official non-SpursDynasty Predictions Thread

[Findog]

Here's mine:

Pacific Division

1. Head Coach Ron Burgundy

2. "I pray I don't never have to use a gun again."

3. As Kobe Turns

4. White Guy Cornrows

5. Shaun Livingston's dislocated knee


Northwest Division

1. Boys Don't Cry (Especially when they're getting freebies)

2. An evening with JR Smith

3. An evening with Darius Miles

4. Oklahoma City Bombers

5. Kevin McHale's Mensa membership


Southwest Division

1. Billion Dollar Penis

2. Eva Longoria is a Beard

3. I'm Mike James, Bitch!

4. Pau Gasol's vagina

5. Peja Stojakovic's vagina


Central Division

1. Scott Skiles' combover

2. Both Teams Played Hard

3. ( * ) ( * ) Gibson

4. Eazy Yi

5. I am terrified of Marquis Daniels


Southeast Division

1. Etan Thomas' malfunctioning heart

2. Dwight Howard's girlfriend

3. Dwyane Wade's wheelchair

4. Adam Morrison's diabetes

5. Shelden William's rugged good looks


Atlantic Division

1. The Ceatles

2. Jason Kidd knows how to treat a lady

3. TJ Ford's neck

4. Isiah Thomas knows how to treat a lady

5. Reggie Evans will guard you closely.

Western Conference Finals: Eva Longoria is a Beard over Billion Dollar Penis

Eastern Conference Finals: Scott Skiles' Combover over The Ceatles

NBA Champions: Eva Longoria is a Beard

[Mister Sinister]

I see what you did there.

[JMarkJohns]

3. ( * ) ( * ) Gibson

Them's some effed up nips!!!

[jman3000]

they are probably fake ... fake tits tend to have the high, *** shaped nips.