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Mr.Bottomtooth
10-31-2007, 08:49 AM
Man gets one year probation in pickle-assault case

updated 2:43 p.m. CT, Tues., Oct. 30, 2007
NILES, Michigan - A judge gave a 35-year-old man probation in a case that police said involved an assault with pickles.

According to police reports, the pickle problems began when Bobby Lee Bolen was at his then-friend Jody Lee's home on Aug. 20.

Bolen went to the refrigerator and helped himself to some pickles. According to the report, Lee told Bolen he could not afford to feed everyone and not to eat his pickles. Bolen then began yelling and swearing and stormed out, according to the report.

Later, Bolen barged back into the house and got into an argument with Lee. Lee told police Bolen slammed him down on the couch and threw two large pickles at him and said, "Here's your damn pickles."

Bolen also shoved former friend J.W. Romanski III and beat Lee with a telephone when he tried to call emergency authorities, according to the report. Two counts involving Bolen's assaults were dismissed as was a charge of cutting or interfering with phone lines.

"If this is not the silliest case I've ever seen in this courtroom, it certainly is in the Top 10," Berrien Trial Court Judge Scott Schofield said. "The fact that it's silly doesn't mean that it's not serious."

Defense attorney Robert Lutz said alcohol appeared to be at the root of Bolen's problems.

Bolen's sentence included 54 days in jail with credit for 54 days served and one year of probation.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21547489/?GT1=10450

703 Spurz
10-31-2007, 09:00 AM
There's no such thing as fighting anymore. Pushing someone is assault for fuck's sake.

How did we ever get through growing up? I mean at least in the 80s if there was a fight, you didn't get arrested for it. Nowadays everyone seems to be going to jail for petty reasons

Richard Cranium
10-31-2007, 09:02 AM
That's Vlasic! :lmao

Walter Craparita
10-31-2007, 09:05 AM
Just further proof that America is becoming too soft.

BacktoBasics
10-31-2007, 09:38 AM
Pussification of America grows stronger with each new pickle tossed.

CubanMustGo
10-31-2007, 12:14 PM
Readying that story made me wanna toss my pickles.

samikeyp
10-31-2007, 12:20 PM
Pussification of America grows stronger with each new pickle tossed.

Amen.