what first name are you glad your parents didn't give you?

[Last Comic Standing]

I am so happy my first name is not Dick!
what first name are you glad your parents didn't give you?

[Zombie Terri Schiavo]

Terri!

[Al Gore]

Pat!

[NORCAL5I0]

Peter! :lmao

[pussyface.]

Phuk Mi

[FromWayDowntown]

Pussyface.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Blaine

[AlamoSpursFan]

Mouse

[Shelly]

Shelly

[Sapphire]

Ruby, Pearl, or Opal.

[Shelly]

Ruby, Pearl, or Opal.

:lol

How about Diamond, Jade, or Turquoise?

[KEDA]

cockbreath

[Jimcs50]

cockbreath

yeah it is bad enough that your associates call you that all the time, yes?


:)

[Jimcs50]

Dirk

[marini martini]

My Sicilian mom called me "Faccia di Merda" my whole life, until I finally figured out what it meant.

[Sapphire]

My Sicilian mom called me "Faccia di Merda" my whole life, until I finally figured out what it meant.
No offense, but your mom is kind of a bitch. :lol

[marini martini]

:lol Yea, she was one hot headed Italian. Would always talk Italian with her sisters, so me and my cousins could never understand what they were talkin about :blah But she liked to have fun and make everyone laugh, and I miss her

[Summers]

If I had been a boy, my name would be Donovan.

[thispego]

Ludwig

[Purple Rain]

My Sicilian mom called me "Faccia di Merda" my whole life, until I finally figured out what it meant.

Can you share with the rest of us what it means?
:wakeup

[marini martini]

google it :lol

If my youngest daughter was a boy, I was gonna name her Tyrone :spin

[CuckingFunt]

Ruby, Pearl, or Opal.
One of those names is infinitely better than the other two.

[Melmart1]

One of those names is infinitely better than the other two.
I would name my kid Ruby, but Pearl reminds me too much of Janis Joplin and I don't want my kid to end up like that. Opal sounds like someone's crazy aunt.

I am glad my mom didn't name me Hillary like she wanted to. My dad interjected and now I am Melissa. Only good thing that bastard ever did for me.

[CuckingFunt]

I would name my kid Ruby, but Pearl reminds me too much of Janis Joplin and I don't want my kid to end up like that. Opal sounds like someone's crazy aunt.

I am glad my mom didn't name me Hillary like she wanted to. My dad interjected and now I am Melissa. Only good thing that bastard ever did for me.
My parents had to think up a name on the fly because they were both convinced that I was going to be a boy until I was born. I would have been Scott Tyler, which sounds like either a prep school pussy or a douchey frat boy.

I'm glad I'm a girl.

[peewee's lovechild]

Suri and Apple are just stupid names.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think Zappa named one of his kids Moon Unit, or some crazy shit like that.

[CuckingFunt]

I think Zappa named one of his kids Moon Unit, or some crazy shit like that.
Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan, and Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen.

[sa_kid20]

Beno

[CuckingFunt]

There's a girl on the new show "The Shot" named Balbinka.

That would be a pretty fucked up first name to get stuck with.

[tlongII]

Cucking is not the best first name I can think of.

[CuckingFunt]

Cucking is not the best first name I can think of.Far from it. I've got massive issues with my parents as a result.

Its something my phsyciatrist and I discuss regularly.

[angel_luv]

Ima

[Spurminator]

Guy

[stress]

tastycakes

[SRJ]

Floyd or Herbert

[marini martini]

Ima :lol


guy :lol :lol :lol

Too funny :toast

[florige]

Joshua. Oh wait.....

[dirk4mvp]

Fletcher.


That's always sounded like a douchey name to me.

[marini martini]

Fletcher.


That's always sounded like a douchey name to me.

Fetcher would have been cool

[peewee's lovechild]

Beefcakes.
I've been called that in the past.

I don't really want to talk about it.

[Melmart1]

Beefcakes.
I've been called that in the past.

I don't really want to talk about it.
Except that you are the one that brought it up. :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

Except that you are the one that brought it up. :lol

Yea, I know.

It was a mistake.

But, it's out there now.

[tlongII]

I thought my name was Dumbass until I was 8 years old.

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought my name was Dumbass until I was 8 years old.

That seems to be a rather popular name.

[marini martini]

[QUOTE=tlongII]I thought my name was Dumbass until I was 8 years old.[/QUOTE

Refer to my post #l5, U 'R My NBF :toast

[peewee's lovechild]

"Faccia di Merda" means "Shit face".

In Spanish, it would be "Cara de mierda".

Either way, it's pretty fucken funny.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Beefcakes.
I've been called that in the past.

I don't really want to talk about it.


http://www.li.facens.br/~f98309/CART_BEEF.gif

[peewee's lovechild]

http://www.li.facens.br/~f98309/CART_BEEF.gif

Dude, I'm gonna have to e-rip your ass!!

But, it had nothing to do with my childhood.
It has everything to do with a brief stint in prison.

Fuck, I feel so cold.

[marini martini]

"Faccia di Merda" means "Shit face".

In Spanish, it would be "Cara de mierda".

Either way, it's pretty fucken funny.

That's what I thought :toast

[Kyle Smith]

I'm glad my parents didn't name me Kyle. Then I wouldn't have this amazing username!

[Kori Ellis]

When I was a kid, I hated that my name was Kori. Other kids always asked me why I had a "boy's name." I was even put into Boy's P.E. because the administration office just assumed by my name I was a boy. Now (decades later) there are a lot of girls named Kori (or Cori, Corrie, Korie, Kory...). But when I was little, the only people named Kori were boys named Corey.

So I always vowed I was changing my name to Susan. :lol

[peewee's lovechild]

When I was a kid, I hated that my name was Kori. Other kids always asked me why I had a "boy's name." I was even put into Boy's P.E. because the administration office just assumed by my name I was a boy. Now (decades later) there are a lot of girls named Kori (or Cori, Corrie, Korie, Kory...). But when I was little, the only people named Kori were boys named Corey.

So I always vowed I was changing my name to Susan. :lol

Your name reminds me of Corey Feldman . . . and Cory Haim.

[Hook Dem]

Sue???

[Cartman]

Kyle

[smeagol]

I agree with the MS.

Fletcher sucks balls

[mardigan]

Sanjaya

[MrChug]

When I was a kid, I hated that my name was Kori. Other kids always asked me why I had a "boy's name." I was even put into Boy's P.E. because the administration office just assumed by my name I was a boy. Now (decades later) there are a lot of girls named Kori (or Cori, Corrie, Korie, Kory...). But when I was little, the only people named Kori were boys named Corey.

So I always vowed I was changing my name to Susan. :lol

Your name actually reminds me of (as inappropriate as this is) one of the best lovers I've ever had (Kori R**le**). So forgive me, but thats a HOTT name ;)