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monosylab1k
11-05-2007, 05:01 PM
vote!


if my team was lame to watch like the Spurs, I would probably stop watching basketball.


It has been reported that the Dallas Mavericks have reached a new streak of all their players having bowel movements at the same time!! :lmao


We should've beaten Memphis by atleast 15, but it was a back-to-back, and they wanted to come out all confident and try to shoot some shots on us.


I'm willing to bet my dick and at least one of my testicles that the Mavs beat Golden State in 5 games or less.

dirk4mvp
11-05-2007, 05:02 PM
+1

mardigan
11-05-2007, 05:02 PM
What would you expect from the frontrunner of dumbest fuck poster of the year award?

monosylab1k
11-05-2007, 05:13 PM
i got all the quotes on the 1st post now. vote!

stretch
11-05-2007, 05:14 PM
What would you expect from the frontrunner of dumbest fuck poster of the year award?
Dude, we should start having an award for that. The DFPOY. And instead of getting a little spurs, they get a little nugget of shit under their name, in honor of Nashfan's stupid "bowel' joke.

dirk4mvp
11-05-2007, 05:39 PM
Dude, we should start having an award for that. The DFPOY. And instead of getting a little spurs, they get a little nugget of shit under their name, in honor of Nashfan's stupid "bowel' joke.


There's enough stupid quotes floating around we could at least have this bi-monthly.

Spurminator
11-05-2007, 05:50 PM
Is it Dumbest Fuck or Dumb Fuckest?

stretch
11-05-2007, 05:52 PM
I dunno. Dumb fuckest sounds funnier though.

da_suns_fan__
11-05-2007, 05:57 PM
How about FinDog's:

The Mavs' loss to the Warriors wasn't a "major" upset, only a "mild" one.

:lol

dirk4mvp
11-05-2007, 06:06 PM
How about FinDog's:

The Mavs' loss to the Warriors wasn't a "major" upset, only a "mild" one.

:lol


We could make several polls using only your quotes alone, dipshit.

Mister Sinister
11-05-2007, 07:29 PM
We could make several polls using only your quotes alone, dipshit.
Beat me to it. Damn you, Trebek.

EJFischer
11-06-2007, 02:57 AM
There was that "I know why Magic has AIDS" post from after LeBron's heroics versus the Pistons. I think that beats all of the ones on this poll.

mavsfan1000
11-06-2007, 03:31 AM
I'm surprised monosylab doesn't have more votes. I guess he is last on the poll so that is why he gets ignored. So when are you going to cut off your testicles? :lol

ShoogarBear
11-06-2007, 08:57 AM
Toughest poll ever.

ata
11-06-2007, 10:36 AM
Attention whore - putting your own statement on the poll.

SpursDynasty
11-06-2007, 04:46 PM
I agree with Findog that GS over Dallas wasn't an upset:

It's an upset in the form, but not the substance. #8 seed over #1 seed is an upset, but a GS team that was 6-1 over the previous 7 vs. Dallas before the series, they just went out and beat a team they were supposed to beat, no surprises. I was not at all surprised and neither were you all

Oh,
The bet with mono:

1. For every game the Spurs lose out of their first ten, I'm gone for two weeks. I predict the Spurs will go 10-0 on their first 10 games.
2. If they lose to the Mavericks in their first regular season meeting, I'm gone till the playoffs.
3. If the Spurs go 10-0 during their first 10 regular season games, mono is out the whole season/playoffs.
4. If the Spurs beat the Mavericks in their first regular season meeting, mono is out for a whole month.

Mono is about a week 1/2 away from being gone for a month, 7 more games from being out the whole season/playoffs.

leemajors
11-06-2007, 05:26 PM
nothing from da suns fan?

monosylab1k
11-06-2007, 05:52 PM
nothing from da suns fan?
I wanted it to be a fair competition, he would have blown the rest of the candidates away.

LEONARD
11-06-2007, 06:04 PM
SD for sure

RonMexico
11-06-2007, 07:10 PM
Can we add "Koreans have the smallest dicks" to this thread now?

LakeShow
11-06-2007, 07:41 PM
And don't forget that Steve Kerr was a better basketball player than Dennis Rodman! :lol

RonMexico
11-06-2007, 09:08 PM
And don't forget that Steve Kerr was a better basketball player than Dennis Rodman! :lol

I said they were equally-effective role players on championship teams. If you disagree, then you and Mitch Kupchack are equally ineffective GMs.

Furthermore, I made the statement that both were overlooked high school and college players (2nd round picks) that carved out niches for themselves in the league by excelling at one aspect of the game - for Kerr, it was 3-point shooting and smarts (ball control)... for Rodman, it was defense and rebounding.

Both of them won titles with the Bulls, but only one (Kerr) won with the Spurs.

And I have the biggest Korean penis in the world.

JMarkJohns
11-06-2007, 10:22 PM
Overall, the most moronic statement is any SpursDynasty post. The most "WTF?!" statement is from mono... it's similar to the most recent South Park episodes where everyone asks Kyle why he agreed to suck Cartman's balls. His reponse is, "I didn't think there'd be a leprechaun." The point being, why would you ever chance cutting off one's scrotal sack? Yeesh! Even if you're 100% confident, that's still not a chance you take!

However, DannyB is fast approaching this list. I don't consider his statement moronic because I don't think he actually believes it. I think it's sour grapes and he's just posting it to piss people off. SpursDynasty actually believes all his "fluke" opinions.

ShoogarBear
11-09-2007, 12:15 PM
This thread is rapidly becoming obsolete.

Hemotivo
11-09-2007, 01:51 PM
monosylab1k - If the Mavs lose the GS series I'll cut my testicles off

Hemotivo
11-09-2007, 01:54 PM
I wanted it to be a fair competition, he would have blown the rest of the candidates away.
:lol

RonMexico
11-09-2007, 09:30 PM
I expected to see something from TDMVPDPOY....

Well-played, because that guy is a moron... with a capital O.

dirk4mvp
11-09-2007, 09:37 PM
I think any random sunsfan saying Nash plays D should be in the poll also.

RonMexico
11-09-2007, 09:40 PM
I think any random sunsfan saying Nash plays D should be in the poll also.

God you are a fucking idiot.

I said Dirk played terrible D.

You come on and say Nash doesn't play any D, which is a complete non-sequitor... then accuse me of bringing up random points.

End of story.

Retarded little bitch.

dirk4mvp
11-09-2007, 10:04 PM
Even when I didn't have you in mind when I posted that, you still took that to heart didn't you? :lol :lol

mavs>spurs2
11-09-2007, 10:28 PM
god your a fucking idiot you retarded little bitch [/pussysunfan]

RonMexico
11-09-2007, 11:16 PM
god your a fucking idiot you retarded little bitch [/pussysunfan]

Irony is that I would never write such a poorly constructed and grammatically inaccurate statement.