Gmail chat I had with my husband [Archive]

Shelly

11-06-2007, 04:56 PM

WARNING: If you are eating, you may not want to read! Forget Cyber sex, this is the good stuff!

3:09 PM me: r u gonna pick up the tire on your way home

3:13 PM Bob: yeah i think so
3:14 PM i just pulled a live maggot out of someone's foot

me: oh grooooooooosssss
omg omg omg
did you puke

3:15 PM Bob: no

me: why was it there

Bob: wasn't that big
open wound

me: but wouldn't a fly have lay an egg
gross

Bob: yeah

me: what did you do with it?
flush it down the toilet lol

3:16 PM Bob: well it got cut in half when i removed it

me: eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww
did you know it was there or happen to come across it

3:18 PM Bob: i saw it before i started debriding

me: oy

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I'm still grossed out!

1369

11-06-2007, 05:03 PM

Mmmmmm....podiatry pron......

Shelly

11-06-2007, 05:04 PM

:lmao

I don't know how he doesn't get grossed out. And how gross of a person do you have to be to not know you have a maggot in your foot???

Phenomanul

11-06-2007, 05:07 PM

Maggots are actually very good at keeping open wounds from getting infected. They are a biosponge for pus, "infection", and secrete enzymes that break down all sorts of bacteria - which they then ingest.

In an age where many microbes have built resistance against anti-biotics like penicillin some doctors have gone back to maggot therapy methods which were being perfected during World War II.

SpursWoman

11-06-2007, 05:08 PM

I've seen them put maggots in open, infected wounds on purpose because they eat off of the infected, dead flesh.

Gross.

Shelly

11-06-2007, 05:09 PM

It's still GROOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS

SpursWoman

11-06-2007, 05:09 PM

Yeah, it wasn't pleasant to watch either. :vomit: :lol

CuckingFunt

11-06-2007, 05:09 PM

Well... this thread answered the question of whether or not I was going to skip lunch today.

Shelly

11-06-2007, 05:10 PM

I've seen them put maggots in open, infected wounds on purpose because they eat off of the infected, dead flesh.

Gross.

Yeah, I know about that, but this wasn't intentional!!!

thispego

11-06-2007, 05:13 PM

uhhh, what does your husband do?

SpursWoman

11-06-2007, 05:14 PM

He's a foot doctor. :lol

bigzak25

11-06-2007, 05:25 PM

does he give patients vacs to close the big wounds?!

Mister Sinister

11-06-2007, 05:25 PM

Well... this thread answered the question of whether or not I was going to skip lunch today.
Pfft. Sissy.

exstatic

11-06-2007, 05:26 PM

All maggots are not created equal, either. You have to pick the right species of fly maggot for the debridement, otherwise they can eat the healthy flesh.
:nerd

CuckingFunt

11-06-2007, 05:26 PM

Pfft. Sissy.Yeah, that didn't last long. I'm already eating.

Mister Sinister

11-06-2007, 05:27 PM

Yeah, that didn't last long. I'm already eating.
I never have that problem. As a Fatty McFattenheimer, it's nigh-impossible to put me off of eating.

fatsack

11-06-2007, 05:33 PM

He's a foot doctor. :lol

and he'll be caressing you later with the same fingers he used to pull the maggot out with.

just so you know.

SpursWoman

11-06-2007, 05:46 PM

and he'll be caressing you later with the same fingers he used to pull the maggot out with.

just so you know.

Although he is Dr. McDreamy, I don't think Shelly or my wonderful SO would approve. :lol

Slomo

11-06-2007, 05:53 PM

My bunk...

apparently I won't be needing it tonight :(

Shelly

11-06-2007, 05:58 PM

:lol

Thank God for Latex gloves!!

timvp

11-06-2007, 05:58 PM

My bunk...

apparently I won't be needing it tonight :(:lol

Well played.

thispego

11-06-2007, 06:01 PM

worse job..... podiatrist or proctologist?

Shelly

11-06-2007, 06:06 PM

My bunk...

apparently I won't be needing it tonight :(

You COULD hang out with 1369...

Shelly

11-06-2007, 06:08 PM

worse job..... podiatrist or proctologist?

Obviously, you've never seen a woman give birth. I can't imagine that looking at acient hoo-hoos and old boobs is that exciting either.

Slomo

11-06-2007, 06:31 PM

You COULD hang out with 1369...http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/gifs/worried.gif

thispego

11-06-2007, 06:43 PM

Obviously, you've never seen a woman give birth. I can't imagine that looking at acient hoo-hoos and old boobs is that exciting either.
yeah, Gynecology is misclassified as a desirable doctoral profession.

SpursWoman

11-06-2007, 06:44 PM

yeah, Gynecology is misclassified as a desirable doctoral profession.

Seriously ... even Aunt Bea needs an annual exam. :drunk

Shelly

11-06-2007, 06:47 PM

Any medical specialty is disgusting in it's own right if you think about it.

And a lot of foot problems could be avoided if diabetics would check their feet daily, but they don't and end up losing a toe, partial foot, or even their leg.

Shelly

11-06-2007, 06:47 PM

Seriously ... even Aunt Bea needs an annual exam. :drunk

:lol

thispego

11-06-2007, 06:53 PM

come to think of it... Dentistry would be pretty gross too

thispego

11-06-2007, 06:53 PM

Slydragon

11-06-2007, 07:08 PM

Gross, poor maggot had to eat out of the foot.

Slydragon

11-06-2007, 07:11 PM

If you Google image "foot maggots" there some interesting photos. you been warned

peewee's lovechild

11-06-2007, 07:39 PM

I thought this had something to do with sex.

I am very disappointed.

Shelly

11-06-2007, 07:56 PM

LOL! He said he called her PCP and told him and the PCP was all, "GAHHHHHH!"

Obviously, he was grossed out too.

Barbarian

11-06-2007, 08:36 PM

If you Google image "foot maggots" there some interesting photos. you been warned

I cant believe I actually did it.
:vomit:

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-06-2007, 08:43 PM

PCP's a hell of a drug, Shelly.

/Knows what you're talking about.

peewee's lovechild

11-06-2007, 08:47 PM

PCP's a hell of a drug, Shelly.

/Knows what you're talking about.

I was thinking about that.

Is PCP the same thing as "Angel Dust"??

SpursWoman

11-06-2007, 08:48 PM

If by Angel Dust you mean Primary Care Physician, then yeah. :lol

peewee's lovechild

11-06-2007, 08:50 PM

If by Angel Dust you mean Primary Care Physician, then yeah. :lol

But seriously, wasn't PCP also known as "Angel Dust" back in the day??

Or was that some other drug??

My memory is fading here.

SpursWoman

11-06-2007, 08:55 PM

Yes, they are the same thing.

peewee's lovechild

11-06-2007, 08:55 PM

Yes, they are the same thing.

Next question:

Where can I get some?

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-06-2007, 08:58 PM

Next question:

Where can I get some?

From Angel.

Shelly

11-06-2007, 08:59 PM

SW is a wise woman!

peewee's lovechild

11-06-2007, 09:00 PM

From Angel.

Angel don't do that.

She's a nice girl.

CuckingFunt

11-06-2007, 09:02 PM

Next question:

Where can I get some?You don't want any. That's the shit that made Helen Hunt jump out the window in that 70's after school special.

CuckingFunt

11-06-2007, 09:02 PM

Angel don't do that.

She's a nice girl.I dunno, it kinda makes sense.

You get pixe dust from a pixie, don't you?

Shelly

11-06-2007, 09:05 PM

You don't want any. That's the shit that made Helen Hunt jump out the window in that 70's after school special.

:lol And I think there was a very special episode of The White Shadow about PCP.

They need to make After School Specials again. I can never get enough teen angst movies. However, dealing with it in real life is another story. :drunk

Phenomanul

11-06-2007, 09:40 PM

I dunno, it kinda makes sense.

You get pixe dust from a pixie, don't you?

:lol

ShoogarBear

11-06-2007, 11:29 PM

My bunk...

apparently I won't be needing it tonight :(:lol

ShoogarBear

11-06-2007, 11:32 PM

Well, at least the chat didn't start:

"Honey, would you bring dinner home tonight?"

AlamoSpursFan

11-07-2007, 02:20 AM

worse job..... podiatrist or proctologist?

"What a job...proctologist. Who wants to be a proctologist? I mean, you start at the bottom and you STAY there!" -- Rodney Dangerfield

:lol

1369

11-07-2007, 09:35 AM

They need to make After School Specials again. I can never get enough teen angst movies. However, dealing with it in real life is another story. :drunk

The Wave

peewee's lovechild

11-07-2007, 09:37 AM

You don't want any. That's the shit that made Helen Hunt jump out the window in that 70's after school special.

She seems okay now, with no appearing long term effects.

Summers

11-07-2007, 01:16 PM

Shelly

11-07-2007, 01:20 PM

(Nerd warning) The thing is, old diabetics, they usually can't see the bottom of their feet and they've lost most of the feeling... they have a lot of problems with it. I was a home health aide for a while and did a lot of foot care. With the poor circulation, a little knick can turn into a wound that won't heal. Sad, really.

Okay, nerd hat off. Sorry for derailing a funny thread. :)

This is true, sadly.

However, he'll them to come back in a few weeks and they don't and when they finally do, it's usually too late.

Like yesterday, he told his patient that he needed to admit her to the hospital. She told him that she needed to pray about it. I guess God told her to get her ass to the hospital as she's having surgery tomorrow. :lol

Summers

11-07-2007, 01:23 PM

This is true, sadly.

However, he'll them to come back in a few weeks and they don't and when they finally do, it's usually too late.

Like yesterday, he told his patient that he needed to admit her to the hospital. She told him that she needed to pray about it. I guess God told her to get her ass to the hospital as she's having surgery tomorrow. :lol

:lol It is true that old people can hair-pullingly stubborn.

1369

11-07-2007, 01:27 PM

:lol It is true that old people can hair-pullingly stubborn.

Hair-pullingly stubborn what?! WHAT?!

Stupid clilffhangers.

Hate waiting 'til next season.