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Thunder Dan

11-09-2007, 12:04 PM

Post some random facts that people might find funny or intresting

-Todd Blackledge of ESPN is my next door neighbor

-my high school baseball coach died in the middle of a game (pretty grim but intresting)

midgetonadonkey

11-09-2007, 12:07 PM

My right ball hangs just a little lower than my left one.

FromWayDowntown

11-09-2007, 12:11 PM

- I sat across the street (on the corner of Broadway and Grayson) from the Battle of Flowers sniper in 1979.

- I went to a buddy's house for a weekend during my freshman year of college and ended up going to a small gathering of 3 families to join Lou Piniella in celebrating his 1990 World Series championship exactly one week after the Reds swept the A's.

peewee's lovechild

11-09-2007, 12:12 PM

As I was masturbating this morning, I came to the sudden realization that I may have wasted my last Y chromosome in the shower.

peewee's lovechild

11-09-2007, 12:14 PM

I wonder who teaches the suicide bombers how to do their jobs?

I mean, does the teacher do a demonstration?

peewee's lovechild

11-09-2007, 12:15 PM

"All right, pay attention because I'm only going to do this once!"

Thunder Dan

11-09-2007, 12:15 PM

- I went to a buddy's house for a weekend during my freshman year of college and ended up going to a small gathering of 3 families to join Lou Piniella in celebrating his 1990 World Series championship exactly one week after the Reds swept the A's.

damn that is awesome

CuckingFunt

11-09-2007, 12:15 PM

I wonder who teaches the suicide bombers how to do their jobs?

I mean, does the teacher do a demonstration?I imagine it's in the teachers' best interests to not tell them too much about what's going to happen.

FromWayDowntown

11-09-2007, 12:39 PM

damn that is awesome

It was really cool. I'm a huge Piniella fan because of that night.

Kentu3

11-09-2007, 02:45 PM

1996 All-Star Weekend San Antonio

I was at the Fan Jam that Saturday
in the Autograph line to meet Iceman Gervin and WWF Wrestler Shawn Michaels
I was in this long ass line for almost an hour.
Im 6 people from the Table when I see Ice and HBK get up.
Its announced that there will be two new signers.
Being young and irrational at the time I immediately get pissed and step out of line.

Then they introduce Future WNBA Star Sheryl Swoopes and some chick I didnt know from
some TV Show id never seen.

It was Neve Campbell
:bang

Oh well.....

peewee's lovechild

11-09-2007, 02:53 PM

Kentu3

11-09-2007, 03:33 PM

Trust me, you did the right thing.

Come on, Neve was Hot Back in the Day

Then again, So was I

Ahhh, old age......
:sleep

ashbeeigh

11-09-2007, 03:38 PM

The lady who sits next to me at work knows Paul Rubens, Hugh Hefner, and knew Anna Nicole Smith. Her oldest son's god father is Paul Rubens. No lie.

That and I ate at Subway for lunch today.

The world record for a f-15 fighter jet is over 4,000 miles. It was set November 9, 1961.

Shelly

11-09-2007, 03:44 PM

My dog is snoring right now. That's all I've got.

jman3000

11-09-2007, 07:53 PM

People call me studman3000 everynow and then.

Xolotl

11-09-2007, 07:56 PM

I feel like kicking a cat....and I dont know why

TheSanityAnnex

11-09-2007, 08:08 PM

I envy jman's stache.

I had the opportunity to go to a Playboy Mansion party with my girlfriend at the time who was Miss Teen California but my Mom told me no. I was the most depressed 17 year old in California.

I've been shoulder to shoulder with Shawne Merriman while he pounded Grey Goose like water. I also had a couple of beers with Steve Nash and Leandro Barbosa just days after they were knocked out of the playoffs last year by the Spurs.

I've still got asphalt on my face from a bike accident 7 years ago, most people think it's a teardrop tattoo.

bendmz

11-09-2007, 08:40 PM

I believe it was 75 or 76, some friends and I went to an open try out for the farm team of the Cincinnati Reds. The same time Ray Knight tried out. He was a super big prick back then.
Well I did not make it....... :rolleyes

Avitus1

11-09-2007, 09:35 PM

It takes the average person 7 minutes to fall asleep on an average night

Kori Ellis

11-09-2007, 10:16 PM

Gordie Howe came over my house to visit when I was a kid.

jman3000

11-09-2007, 10:17 PM

my 2nd cousin is the original 2nd red power ranger.

Kori Ellis

11-09-2007, 10:19 PM

I once had to try to talk a suicidal guy down off a roof of a 12-story office building in L.A. for 20 minutes, while we waited for the police/emergency personnel to arrive. It was very windy up there. And it was scary because he was sitting on the edge of the roof and I was standing about 10-feet from him, trying to act calm but scared as hell that he was going to just go.

Shelly

11-09-2007, 10:19 PM

My sister's soon to be ex-husband is John Wayne's nephew by marriage. His aunt was was married to him. I've met his son, Ethan, who wasn't the sharpest pencil in the box.

Shelly

11-09-2007, 10:22 PM

I just had a large non-fat cappuccino from Dunn's Bros. coffee. I may not sleep for days now.

Slydragon

11-09-2007, 10:22 PM

http://www.angelfire.com/ca6/uselessfacts/

Crap load in there,

Malik Rose once came to my work to use the ATM and it was empty because they were in the process of filling it up, So he stays waiting, Thinking they are working on it but the lady who is suppose to fill it up is too busy just staring at him for 5 mins till I ask her why is he just waiting. She says O-shit and runs to the back to get it done.

Mean time he has a small crowd around him and you can tell he is piss, He is rolling his eyes when ask for a pic or to sign something. Anyway he was there about 15min when he just wanted to run in and out, thanks to the lady in "aww" over him and not attending the ATM.

Next time he should just use a drive threw ATM.

Shelly

11-09-2007, 10:24 PM

btw, Kori--My husband was searching for something about Monte Vista and got info from your About.com site. :tu

I think he's really getting tired of his commute.

Kori Ellis

11-09-2007, 10:27 PM

btw, Kori--My husband was searching for something about Monte Vista and got info from your About.com site. :tu

I think he's really getting tired of his commute.

He wants to move there? The houses are really nice.

Kori Ellis

11-09-2007, 10:28 PM

I have about 80 purses in my closet. I think five of them, I have never used.

Shelly

11-09-2007, 10:32 PM

He wants to move there? The houses are really nice.

I don't know...his office isn't that far from there. Plus, we have that lot, but they are building so much off 471 that it's gonna be a nightmare. It wouldn't be for a few years and I will NOT move son #1 in his Senior year. We go back and forth on that.

Plus, they'd have to go to private school. I think what he read from your site was how MV kids can pay a premium to go to Alamo Heights.

ShoogarBear

11-09-2007, 10:34 PM

I have about 80 purses in my closet. I think five of them, I have never used.And how many has LJ never used?

Shelly

11-09-2007, 10:36 PM

I saw this on a landscaper's truck the other day while I was out walking.

http://i6.tinypic.com/8fcssvm.jpg

UV Ray

11-09-2007, 10:43 PM

Viktor Frankl once told me to get a life.

Kori Ellis

11-09-2007, 10:44 PM

I saw this on a landscaper's truck the other day while I was out walking.

http://i6.tinypic.com/8fcssvm.jpg

:wtf :lol

Shelly

11-09-2007, 10:47 PM

:wtf :lol

We were trying to figure out what it was. It looks like a dolly head they use in Cosmetology school, but the one I had didn't look like that.

I can't remember what it was attached to, though.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927

11-09-2007, 10:53 PM

I just had a large non-fat cappuccino from Dunn's Bros. coffee. I may not sleep for days now.

Cappuccino is never to be had after 10 AM.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927

11-09-2007, 10:58 PM

I just turned down an offer to meet some girly from Rome.

I'm sick and didn't feel like doing the whole psuedo I'm-interested-in-what-you-have-to-say. No-really thing.

Plus, the last time this friend hooked me up on one of these things, the girl turned out to be a complete whack job. She was drunk off her ass when I arrived at the restaurant. She even drunk dialed me the same night. Sweet, eh?

Slydragon

11-09-2007, 11:02 PM

My job is trying to motivate the cashiers to go faster by using a Super Mario Bros. theme board. Each girl is princess and the guys Mario tack with there name under, each Lv is a Faster IPM (item per min.) Cheap cam phone pics but I thought it was funny.

http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/3895/img060de5.jpg

http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/9140/img061gb3.jpg

Sapphire

11-09-2007, 11:07 PM

I graduated from high school with Blair Underwood. He was in my 11th grade American Lit class, and he was dreamy.

4 out of 5 dentists surveyed recommend Trident.

Beno Udrih

11-09-2007, 11:15 PM

The tacos in Sacramento are fantastic! :tu

florige

11-09-2007, 11:15 PM

I briefly chatted with John Muhammad (Beltway Sniper) while he was being held awaiting his trial date in Baltimore.

florige

11-09-2007, 11:22 PM

Oh i have another one. I was in DC one time at a club called Dream, and I look over next to me and Joseph Forte (UNC) was beside me buying his whole entourage Long Island Iced Tea drinks...

ShoogarBear

11-10-2007, 12:30 AM

ShoogarBear

11-10-2007, 12:33 AM

I went to a club in DC about 15 years ago with a group of friends. It was like a Tuesday night so things were slow. I remember walking into the club and there were a lot of people sitting in chairs but almost nobody on the floor. I kept walking to the floor looking at all the people in their seats and trying to figure out what was going on. By the time I reached the floor all of my friends had stopped walking and it was just me. I looked up and about five feet in front of me, dancing by himself, was Stevie Wonder. I another step and I would have knocked him over.

RashoFan

11-10-2007, 12:54 AM

I went to HS with Ricardo Chivarra from Desperate Housewives.

In Leon Valley, there is a street named Mike Nesmith(from the group The Monkees). His uncle was the developer for Leon Valley.Mike attended SAC befor going to California to audition for the TV show.
When LV Public Works changed out the street signs a couple of years back, A firefighter buddy got the street sign and gave it to me as a early birthday present.

The sone

11-10-2007, 12:59 AM

Ricardo Montalban asked my grandmother to marry him...

at least she told me so...

but she also told me that the chupacabra lived under my bed and that if i didnt go to sleep he would poke my butt with his pointy tail....ive slept on my back ever since.

drunkendan

11-13-2007, 08:25 AM

I almost got arrested for a DUI and I wasn't even driving a car.

mrsmaalox

11-13-2007, 12:08 PM

One of the 9/11 hijackers lived in an apartment complex next to my kids school!

ATRAIN

11-13-2007, 12:39 PM

I talked to Tara Reid on the phone during Superbowl Weekend in Houston. I had a friend working the Suites and was talking to Tara Reid. She told her how I was a big fan ( LOL I wasnt a fan but thought she was hot) and Tara said well call him I want to talk to him. At first I didnt believe it but her voice on the phone sounds just like her voice on TV. I invited her to the superbowl party I was at as a longshot. Oh yeah and that weekend I cussed at Steven Tyler From Aerosmith. He was walking out of the Hilton in Houston and I walked right in front of him. I was a little excited and said whats up Steven Tyler? He looked at me and then just kept walking, so I got pissed and said Well fuck you then. His big bodyguard told me to watch it hahha.

Spurminator

11-13-2007, 12:46 PM

My wife's cousin is married to Kevin Harlan. We've only met once.

Shelly

11-13-2007, 12:47 PM

peewee's lovechild

11-13-2007, 12:48 PM

Tara Reid is not good looking at all.

I yelled at Steven Tyler that I was in love with his daughter (Liv) when I was in the very front row during a concert. He looked at me and pointed his finger at me and then he started playing his harmonica.

I think he was approving of my love for his daughter.

peewee's lovechild

11-13-2007, 12:49 PM

I bet if you got Tara drunk (when isn't she drunk?) you could've had your way with her.

He could probably shove a shoe up her ass.
That chick's a skank.

ATRAIN

11-13-2007, 12:57 PM

He could probably shove a shoe up her ass.
That chick's a skank.

Yeah she is. I was still excited talking to her though.

peewee's lovechild

11-13-2007, 01:27 PM

Yeah she is. I was still excited talking to her though.

You'd get excited talking to Barbara Bush, you sick fuck.

ATRAIN

11-13-2007, 01:29 PM

You'd get excited talking to Barbara Bush, you sick fuck.

lol im sure she was hot back in her day!!

florige

11-13-2007, 01:33 PM

I met that chick Scarlett Johanssen while she was filming that movie The Island. Her and Dylan McDermott. (obi won)

peewee's lovechild

11-13-2007, 01:50 PM

I met that chick Scarlett Johanssen while she was filming that movie The Island. Her and Dylan McDermott. (obi won)

Obi-wan is played by Ewan McGregor, not Dylan McDermott.

I demand an apology for this mistake.

ATRAIN

11-13-2007, 01:54 PM

I met that chick Scarlett Johanssen while she was filming that movie The Island. Her and Dylan McDermott. (obi won)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MET "THAT CHICK"

Flo im calling bs on your story!! :)

peewee's lovechild

11-13-2007, 01:58 PM

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MET "THAT CHICK"

Flo im calling bs on your story!! :)

So am I.

I'd still be in jail if Scarlett ever came within 100 feet of me.

I'd grab her boobies and then, as I'd most assuredly be getting arrested, I'd use my free hand to grab her ass.

I'd be serving my 10 year sentence with the satisfaction of having touched my dream woman.

Then, after I'm realesed from prison, I'd spend all of my time stalking her.

florige

11-13-2007, 02:02 PM

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MET "THAT CHICK"

Flo im calling bs on your story!! :)

:lol I actually was trying to bait Peewee in, but I totally F'ed the whole thing up...

ATRAIN

11-13-2007, 02:03 PM

So am I.

I'd still be in jail if Scarlett ever came within 100 feet of me.

I'd grab her boobies and then, as I'd most assuredly be getting arrested, I'd use my free hand to grab her ass.

I'd be serving my 10 year sentence with the satisfaction of having touched my dream woman.

Then, after I'm realesed from prison, I'd spend all of my time stalking her.

Also you would be rich since her "COSTAR" Dylan McDermott would have punched you and you would have sued him. lol

florige

11-13-2007, 02:04 PM

Obi-wan is played by Ewan McGregor, not Dylan McDermott.

I demand an apology for this mistake.

Like I said I screwed that whole lie up from start to finish... :lol

I don't know where in the hell I got Dylan Mcdermott from.... :rolleyes

ATRAIN

11-13-2007, 02:04 PM

:lol I actually was trying to bait Peewee in, but I totally F'ed the whole thing up...

LOL yeah you did.

peewee's lovechild

11-13-2007, 02:07 PM

I don't know where in the hell I got Dylan Mcdermott from

I guess you've been spending too much time daydreaming of Dylan McDermott.

Dude, keep your strange, gay day dreams out of here.

florige

11-13-2007, 02:10 PM

I guess you've been spending too much time daydreaming of Dylan McDermott.

Dude, keep your strange, gay day dreams out of here.

I day dream about Christina Milian. She looks at me all day from my desktop. :smokin

ATRAIN

11-13-2007, 02:10 PM

Position: Volatile Forward
Team: San Antonio Spurs
vBookie Cash: $1000
Post Count: 7,689

Damn Pee wee how are you almost at 8,000 you were at 5 just the other day!!

ATRAIN

11-13-2007, 02:11 PM

I day dream about Christina Milian. She looks at me all day from my desktop. :smokin

Hey Flo, do all cops eat as many donuts as they do on tv?

florige

11-13-2007, 02:15 PM

Hey Flo, do all cops eat as many donuts as they do on tv?

Alot of the vets who have been around make Dunkin Donuts a regular stop during the shift. I know I don;t eat donuts. I rarely do any sweets at all to be honest. Normally I try and not eat heavy while on duty. It's hard enough staying awake at night as it is.

ATRAIN

11-13-2007, 02:17 PM

Alot of the vets who have been around make Dunkin Donuts a regular stop during the shift. I know I don;t eat donuts. I rarely do any sweets at all to be honest. Normally I try and not eat heavy while on duty. It's hard enough staying awake at night as it is.

Do you work nights? Are you ever scared to drive around the "bad" neighborhoods?

peewee's lovechild

11-13-2007, 02:26 PM

Do you work nights?

Why don't you two just get a room?

peewee's lovechild

11-13-2007, 02:27 PM

Position: Volatile Forward
Team: San Antonio Spurs
vBookie Cash: $1000
Post Count: 7,689

Damn Pee wee how are you almost at 8,000 you were at 5 just the other day!!

I am a post god!!!!!!

florige

11-13-2007, 02:34 PM

Do you work nights? Are you ever scared to drive around the "bad" neighborhoods?

I started out working days and I kinda go used to it then. You kinda get to know the "neighborhood guys" and as long as you respect them they normally respect you back. On weeknights it is normally nothing going on in my route. Weekends are a different story. Most of the people that I normally have trouble with are the people driving thru drunk with the suspended reg, or suspended lic and stuff. Thank goodness I haven;t been involved in anything tooo bad yet considering it's Balt City... :lol

FromWayDowntown

11-13-2007, 02:47 PM

When I was a kid, I got to take batting practice with two minor league baseball teams and got to serve as the official scorer for the San Antonio Dodgers one night in the mid-80's.

I started college with a guy named David Kraft, who is Robert Kraft's youngest son. Robert Kraft is the owner of the New England Patriots. Twice I got to have dinner on Mr. Kraft's tab in NYC. Amanda Peet was also in my freshman class.

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-13-2007, 02:49 PM

In this whole thread, it's been missed that Shelly has a soon-to-be-divorced sister.

How you doin', Shelly's sister?

FromWayDowntown

11-13-2007, 02:52 PM

In this whole thread, it's been missed that Shelly has a soon-to-be-divorced sister.

How you doin', Shelly's sister?

Should I tell her I used to be the backup JV kicker on my high school football team, boss?

ATRAIN

11-13-2007, 02:54 PM

In this whole thread, it's been missed that Shelly has a soon-to-be-divorced sister.

How you doin', Shelly's sister?

How did Pee wee miss that?

peewee's lovechild

11-13-2007, 02:57 PM

I once ate lunch in the exact same place where Kris Kristofferson ate 20 years earlier.

peewee's lovechild

11-13-2007, 03:09 PM

How did Pee wee miss that?

I missed it.

I can't believe it.

But, I will begin my pursuit of her post haste.

peewee's lovechild

11-13-2007, 03:10 PM

Should I tell her I used to be the backup JV kicker on my high school football team, boss?

Should I tell her I have a troll named after a certain part of my anatomy.

Johnny_Blaze_47

11-13-2007, 03:16 PM

Should I tell her I have a troll named after a certain part of my anatomy.

You're Mouse?

Shelly

11-13-2007, 03:34 PM

In this whole thread, it's been missed that Shelly has a soon-to-be-divorced sister.

How you doin', Shelly's sister?

Soon to be divorced sister has a bf that's been living with her for 4-5 years at her house that soon to be ex-BIL is stupid enough to still pay the mortgage on whilst said BF is living there.

ATRAIN

11-13-2007, 03:36 PM

Soon to be divorced sister has a bf that's been living with her for 4-5 years at her house that soon to be ex-BIL is stupid enough to still pay the mortgage on whilst said BF is living there.

LOL Shelly why do you have to break pee wee's heart so soon. You should given him at least 1 day to have his fun.

peewee's lovechild

11-13-2007, 03:43 PM

Soon to be divorced sister has a bf that's been living with her for 4-5 years at her house that soon to be ex-BIL is stupid enough to still pay the mortgage on whilst said BF is living there.

I feel like Moses must have felt when god showed him the promised land and then said, "Ummm, you can't go."

This . . . is . . . bullshit.

Shelly

11-13-2007, 03:56 PM

LOL Shelly why do you have to break pee wee's heart so soon. You should given him at least 1 day to have his fun.

Well, she is also 46 today! And lives in CA.

peewee's lovechild

11-13-2007, 04:04 PM

Well, she is also 46 today! And lives in CA.

What's with all the hot chicks living in California.

The Funt is also hiding from me in NoCal.