Free Quattro Razor (10)

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[Mister Sinister]

:makeout


Which reminds me...PM your shirt size...im gonna try to snag you a Lugnuts t-shirt.
The minor-league baseball team in Lansing?

[Mister Sinister]

Oh, wow. Did I split it?

[Melmart1]

Oh, wow. Did I split it?
You are already split.

[Mister Sinister]

Wow. Empty in here. Oh, wait, no.

[Melmart1]

The minor-league baseball team in Lansing?
And yes, that is exactly what he means.

[samikeyp]

The minor-league baseball team in Lansing?

Yes.

[Mister Sinister]

And yes, that is exactly what he means.
Cool. I went to one of their games a few summers ago. Parents and I went from Chicago to Denver, seeing MLB and minor-league games. Fun times.

[Mister Sinister]

You are already split.
I *thought* I was coming undone.

[samikeyp]

Cool. I went to one of their games a few summers ago. Parents and I went from Chicago to Denver, seeing MLB and minor-league games. Fun times.

"Honey, where is our son?"

"He's over there hanging out by the players bus...something about wanting to touch their bats and balls."

"How nice that he has an interest in sports."

[peewee's lovechild]

Cool.

Quattro 10.

I was getting my ass handed to me on 9.

[peewee's lovechild]

My quest for Mel's love continues.

[Mister Sinister]

"Honey, where is our son?"

"He's over there hanging out by the players bus...something about wanting to touch their bats and balls."

"How nice that he has an interest in sports."
:lmao Well played.

[mrsmaalox]

Cool.

Quattro 10.

I was getting my ass handed to me on 9.
Notice how he conveniently avoids any mention of "hypocrisy"?

[Melmart1]

Notice how he conveniently avoids any mention of "hypocrisy"?
Yeah, he never did respond to what you said. What a puss.

[peewee's lovechild]

Notice how he conveniently avoids any mention of "hypocrisy"?

With good reason.

The Quattro 9 is behind us now.

[Melmart1]

With good reason.

The Quattro 9 is behind us now.
Coward.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, he never did respond to what you said. What a puss.



With good reason.

The Quattro 9 is behind us now.

[peewee's lovechild]

Coward.

I just don't wish to suffer the wrath of Mel anymore.

[Melmart1]

I just don't wish to suffer the wrath of Mel anymore.
And yet, you always manage to find new ways to do it. Congratulations. That takes talent to inadvertently do something you don't want to do with that much frequency.

[peewee's lovechild]

And yet, you always manage to find new ways to do it. Congratulations. That takes talent to inadvertently do something you don't want to do with that much frequency.

Damn it.

I'm shutting up now.

[ORION]

:wakeup

[mrsmaalox]

There is a crisis in my home right now! I was just cleaning under my kid's bed and among all theHalloween candy wrappers, I found a (no not a Playboy and a joint; Icould handle that) but a Star magazine with the headline "Britney Loses Her Kids" and a stainless steel spatula!! What does it mean? What should I do?

[peewee's lovechild]

There is a crisis in my home right now! I was just cleaning under my kid's bed and among all theHalloween candy wrappers, I found a (no not a Playboy and a joint; Icould handle that) but a Star magazine with the headline "Britney Loses Her Kids" and a stainless steel spatula!! What does it mean? What should I do?

I think your kid is spanking himself with the spatula as he beats off to fat Britney.

See a psychiatrist

[samikeyp]

Damn it.

I'm shutting up now.

We wish.

[Steve Irwin]

Fuck this gay ass thread.

All the homos with no lives post in here daily.

[mrsmaalox]

I think your kid is spanking himself with the spatula as he beats off to fat Britney.

See a psychiatrist
His father IS a psychiatrist! Maybe that's the trouble :lol

[CuckingFunt]

I can't believe I wasn't around for the split.

:depressed

[Melmart1]

My new test product came today. Its an HP printer and I get to keep it after I test it. WOOHOO! I needed a new printer badly! My old one won't even turn on anymore :lol

[Melmart1]

Fuck this gay ass thread.

All the homos with no lives post in here daily.
We can't all be at JV kicker practice, now can we?

[CuckingFunt]

My new test product came today. Its an HP printer and I get to keep it after I test it. WOOHOO! I needed a new printer badly! My old one won't even turn on anymore :lol
I learned that there's almost no reason for me to own a printer when I'm not in school. I bought a new printer when I came up here, but the one I had before would go so long without being used that brand new ink cartriges completely dried up. Twice.

[CuckingFunt]

Marge's krumping on last night's episode of "The Simpsons" was quite impressive.

[Melmart1]

I learned that there's almost no reason for me to own a printer when I'm not in school. I bought a new printer when I came up here, but the one I had before would go so long without being used that brand new ink cartriges completely dried up. Twice.
That sucks, ink cartridges are really expensive. Especially for Dells. I got a 'free' printer with a desktop I bought my family a few years back, and now I know why its free -- they make the money off of the ink!

But this new HP rocks. It has wireless printing, two-sided, faxing and a bunch of other stuff I haven't figured out yet. Plus, they provide you with all the ink you need for the next 10 weeks. For free. Gotta love it!

[Steve Irwin]

We can't all be at JV kicker practice, now can we?
You can start by removing all that cream cheese spread you call makeup.

You look like a fuckin rat.

[ShoogarBear]

I learned that there's almost no reason for me to own a printer when I'm not in school. I bought a new printer when I came up here, but the one I had before would go so long without being used that brand new ink cartriges completely dried up. Twice.That could be a metaphor for something.

[ShoogarBear]

So now it's 10; I bet midge uses that as an excuse to come whimpering back.

[samikeyp]

You can start by removing all that cream cheese spread you call makeup.

You look like a fuckin rat.

If this thread is so gay...then why are you still here?


Hmmmm......

Maybe the Croc Hunter is now the Cock Hunter?

[CuckingFunt]

That could be a metaphor for something.
It could be.

But such a thing is far too depressing to even contemplate.

[ShoogarBear]

Hey NorCal, how much did you pay for your Hannah Montana tix?

[ShoogarBear]

It could be.

But such a thing is far too depressing to even contemplate.Or it could just be a sign that you should get a laser printer.

[CuckingFunt]

Or it could just be a sign that you should get a laser printer.
I would have, actually, but the new one I got was free.

[Melmart1]

You can start by removing all that cream cheese spread you call makeup.

You look like a fuckin rat.
At least I know what color I am and don't suffer from a racial identity crisis. Yeeee!

[thispego]

You can start by removing all that cream cheese spread you call makeup.

You look like a fuckin rat.
picture?

[CuckingFunt]

I'm still trying to figure out why NorCal thinks that rats spread cream cheese on their faces.

[Melmart1]

I'm still trying to figure out why NorCal thinks that rats spread cream cheese on their faces.
Probably for the same reasons he thinks I give a shit what a JV kicker thinks of my looks -- because he is stupid.

[Steve Irwin]

Because you look like a cow.

Now, go out and do something. Get out of the house.

[CuckingFunt]

Probably for the same reasons he thinks I give a shit what a JV kicker thinks of my looks -- because he is stupid.
Yeah... that's probably it.

[Melmart1]

Because you look like a cow.

Now, go out and do something. Get out of the house.
Do cows have cream cheese on their faces?

[peewee's lovechild]

We can't all be at JV kicker practice, now can we?

He's a pussy little kicker.

No one should care if he even breathes.

[CuckingFunt]

Cows don't look anything like rats.

[Melmart1]

Cows don't look anything like rats.
Or like me, but whose counting?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Holy crap! I had a pleasant CL experience right now.

I'm behind on my story, so I will relate it shortly.

[peewee's lovechild]

If this thread is so gay...then why are you still here?


Hmmmm......

Maybe the Croc Hunter is now the Cock Hunter?

I guess Fillmoe and GIG got tired of this little piss ant sucking their cocks.

He's on the prowl looking for a cock to suck on.

Watch your back Mickey.

[CuckingFunt]

Wasn't Mikey supposed to be addressed as "Mighty Cock Lord," or some such?

[peewee's lovechild]

Because you look like a cow.

Now, go out and do something. Get out of the house.

How is anyone supposed to come back from that one?

[peewee's lovechild]

Wasn't Mikey supposed to be addressed as "Mighty Cock Lord," or some such?

True.

However, that was a couple of Quattro's ago.

For this Quattro, anyway, he shall be referred to as "Golden Grape Balls".

[Melmart1]

How is anyone supposed to come back from that one?
I don't know. I may never come back from it, my self esteem is shattered forever. :cry

[peewee's lovechild]

Maybe "Mighty Golden Grape Balls"?

[CuckingFunt]

I don't know. I may never come back from it, my self esteem is shattered forever. :cry
Don't cry, Mel.

I'll comfort you. :eyebrows

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't know. I may never come back from it, my self esteem is shattered forever. :cry

Damn that pre-teen bastard for making lame insults and making my woman's self esteem plummet to the depths of hell.

[samikeyp]

I guess Fillmoe and GIG got tired of this little piss ant sucking their cocks.

He's on the prowl looking for a cock to suck on.

Watch your back Mickey.

Good lord....

p-dub...look at my screen name. Does it say "Mickey" anywhere? How fucking hard is it to spell or type Mikey?

No wonder Mel hates you....she doesn't do retards...you lazy jizzpop.

[CuckingFunt]

Damn that pre-teen bastard for making lame insults and making my woman's self esteem plummet to the depths of hell.

There's something in this statement that cracks me up, but I'm not sure what it is.

I think, maybe, it's the impending ass whoopin' from Mel at being called your woman.

[samikeyp]

Wasn't Mikey supposed to be addressed as "Mighty Cock Lord," or some such?

Hell, Mikey is just fine...as long as its spelled correctly.


Oh and "grapes"? Nope....not big enough. :)

[peewee's lovechild]

Good lord....

p-dub...look at my screen name. Does it say "Mickey" anywhere? How fucking hard is it to spell or type Mikey?

No wonder Mel hates you....she doesn't do retards...you lazy jizzpop.

Mickey Mouse.

It's what I think you look like.

What the fuck, brah???
I was looking out for you.

Fuck you then, let Norcal finger your asshole and suck on your grape balls.

[peewee's lovechild]

Hell, Mikey is just fine...as long as its spelled correctly.


Oh and "grapes"? Nope....not big enough. :)

Grape seeds?

[peewee's lovechild]

Berries?

[peewee's lovechild]

Cranberries?

[CuckingFunt]

Uh oh.

Here comes the fruit again.

[ORION]

If I'm going to die for a word then my word is POONTANG

[peewee's lovechild]

Salt granules??

[peewee's lovechild]

There's something in this statement that cracks me up, but I'm not sure what it is.

I think, maybe, it's the impending ass whoopin' from Mel at being called your woman.

That wasn't the funny part.

But, the ass whoopin' is probably coming soon.

[samikeyp]

Fuck you then, let Norcal finger your asshole and suck on your grape balls.

You are assuming I would let that happen.

:lmao :lmao


Besides, if I were you, O one of the poquito pinga, cock and balls size jokes should be the last thing in your repertoire.

[samikeyp]

Also....how do you figure grape seeds, cranberries and salt are bigger than grapes?


Although that explains why you think you are well hung.

[batman2883]

that chick from the invisible is pretty hot im gonna google her

[CuckingFunt]

that chick from the invisible is pretty hot im gonna google her
Quit talking about it and do it, man!

[Melmart1]

Damn that pre-teen bastard for making lame insults and making my woman's self esteem plummet to the depths of hell.
I ain't your woman, bitch. And fuck you for being mad about my self esteem but not defending my looks when they were being compared to that of a rodent and then bovine. A good man would have talked shit back if someone talked about 'his woman' that way.

[Steve Irwin]

Wow seriously... look.

Ya'll never even left your seat yet you fatasses.

[ORION]

that chick from the invisible is pretty hot im gonna google her
you should google "How to start a Harem"

[Melmart1]

That wasn't the funny part.

But, the ass whoopin' is probably coming soon.
If you knew an ass whooping was coming, why did you do it? For someone who claims to hate it, you sure seem to invite it. Kinda like ashbeeigh.

But it all makes sense now. You tried to say that ashbeeigh and atrain were one and the same to throw us off from the fact that it is actually YOU that is ashbeeigh.

[Melmart1]

Wow seriously... look.

Ya'll never even left your seat yet you fatasses.
Did you leave your seat?

Oh, and getting up to flex or kneeling to suck your boyfriend's cock don't count.

[ShoogarBear]

If I'm going to die for a word then my word is POONTANGIt's the duality of man, the Jungian thing.

[peewee's lovechild]

I ain't your woman, bitch. And fuck you for being mad about my self esteem but not defending my looks when they were being compared to that of a rodent and then bovine. A good man would have talked shit back if someone talked about 'his woman' that way.

Fuck, I thought the self-esteem thing was more important.

Still learning.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wow seriously... look.

Ya'll never even left your seat yet you fatasses.

It's hard to get off when your mother's ass is planted firmly on it.

[peewee's lovechild]

Does Norcal still finger his mother when she comes home drunk after a night of getting rammed up the ass?

[CuckingFunt]

Wow seriously... look.

Ya'll never even left your seat yet you fatasses.
How can you claim to know what we have or have not done?

Attempting to talk shit about how much time people spend online while you yourself are online is one of the weakest things that anyone could ever do.

Now, kindly, get your elementary school level bullshit out of here.

[peewee's lovechild]

If you knew an ass whooping was coming, why did you do it? For someone who claims to hate it, you sure seem to invite it.


I just can't stop myself.

It's like the Stockholm syndrome . . . I love she who beats me.

[CuckingFunt]

I just can't stop myself.

It's like the Stockholm syndrome . . . I love she who beats me.
Stockholm Syndrome is developing feelings for you captor, but no one here has tried to kidnap you.

[CuckingFunt]

What you have is more of a demented masochism.

[peewee's lovechild]

How can you claim to know what we have or have not done?

Attempting to talk shit about how much time people spend online while you yourself are online is one of the weakest things that anyone could ever do.

Now, kindly, get your elementary school level bullshit out of here.

That little whore has the day of for Veteran's day, which also means that his mother's still passed out from a night of extreme whoring.

That's why he has so much time to spend online.

[peewee's lovechild]

Stockholm Syndrome is developing feelings for you captor, but no one here has tried to kidnap you.

She has kidnapped my soul.

[peewee's lovechild]

What you have is more of a demented masochism.

Quite possibly, but I like the Stockholm Syndrome thing better.

[CuckingFunt]

She has kidnapped my soul.
Why would she have to? You tend to offer that pretty willingly.

[peewee's lovechild]

Why would she have to? You tend to offer that pretty willingly.

Well . . . yea . . . but, she has a special invite.

[CuckingFunt]

Well . . . yea . . . but, she has a special invite.
Then how is that kidnapping?

[samikeyp]

You can't kidnap the willing.

[batman2883]

i just googled her she's gorgeous and in the movie she's wild like angelina jolie.....im in love

[ORION]

so someone sent me an email with pictures of an alligator that was killed and they opened its stomach to find a digested human body in it. well the guy who sent it to me said he would still eat the alligator.

[batman2883]

so someone sent me an email with pictures of an alligator that was killed and they opened its stomach to find a digested human body in it. well the guy who sent it to me said he would still eat the alligator.
gator nuggets boy!!!! then make some now and later gators with the skin

[ORION]

i just googled her she's gorgeous and in the movie she's wild like angelina jolie.....im in love
wouldn't it be crazy if she was googling you while you were googling her

[CuckingFunt]

so someone sent me an email with pictures of an alligator that was killed and they opened its stomach to find a digested human body in it. well the guy who sent it to me said he would still eat the alligator.
Would that make him a cannibal by proxy?

[peewee's lovechild]

You can't kidnap the willing.

I believe you can.

[ORION]

gator nuggets boy!!!! then make some now and later gators with the skin
but if you ate the gator that ate a human wouldn't you also be eating the human ?

[batman2883]

but if you ate the gator that ate a human wouldn't you also be eating the human ?


by the same logic some ducks and chickens eat their own shit with that wouldnt you say we eat shit???

[CuckingFunt]

I believe you can.
No. You can't.

You can pretend to, but sometimes that crosses a line and then they're not willing anymore.

[batman2883]

wouldn't it be crazy if she was googling you while you were googling her
oh god if only

[ORION]

Would that make him a cannibal by proxy?
that's what I'm thinking.

[ORION]

by the same logic some ducks and chickens eat their own shit with that wouldnt you say we eat shit???
I'd rather eat duck shit than a human ...............unless the human is a hot chick

[batman2883]

http://www.scifi.com/sfw/images/interview/20070423_Invisible_index.gif
Margarita Levieva
man i love girls with long wild hair!!!!plus she use to be a gymnist for russia, so mad flexibility is in store

[batman2883]

I'd rather eat duck shit than a human ...............unless the human is a hot chick


yeah you sure did drink that girls bath water that one time you sick freak

[batman2883]

that chick from the invisible is hot, and i just googled her well

[ORION]

oh god if only
when you said you were googling this is what I thought of

Master Shake: Do uh.. do.. gimme search for "super crime", "girls in trouble" and "press release, how to".
Frylock: Here's what your search turned up.
Master Shake: Sex with animals.. There's no time, man!

[ORION]

yeah you sure did drink that girls bath water that one time you sick freak
she lied to me. She said there was liquid gold in the water. At least it was yellow

[batman2883]

when you said you were googling this is what I thought of

Master Shake: Do uh.. do.. gimme search for "super crime", "girls in trouble" and "press release, how to".
Frylock: Here's what your search turned up.
Master Shake: Sex with animals.. There's no time, man!


ha ha ha i love that episode with death as a gutter salesmen and they talk about what shake was doing in the bedroom with those magazines when frylock blew a hole in the wall

[CuckingFunt]

This movie (http://www.wantedmovie.com/?__source=GGL|CAMP015Wanted_Specific|ADGP005Genre| KWRD007wanted+&sky=GGL|CAMP015Wanted_Specific|ADGP005Genre|KWRD00 7wanted+) will be seen by me. Probably on opening night.

[ORION]

ha ha ha i love that episode with death as a gutter salesmen and they talk about what shake was doing in the bedroom with those magazines when frylock blew a hole in the wall
Meatwad: I remember that one time you was in the bathroom.. with that magazine. 'Cept that we ain't got now bathroom, so you know.. And we all know what you was doin'!
Flashback
Frylock: I'll show ya stars! Take this!
Master Shake: Wait! What I'm doing in here is private!
Present Day
Master Shake: Oh man! Back then I was so self-conscious about my body. You know, Frylock wanted to fix that hole but I said no. And now, I like it when people watch.
Meatwad: I still can't figure out what you're doing with yourself.

[batman2883]

This movie (http://www.wantedmovie.com/?__source=GGL|CAMP015Wanted_Specific|ADGP005Genre| KWRD007wanted+&sky=GGL|CAMP015Wanted_Specific|ADGP005Genre|KWRD00 7wanted+) will be seen by me. Probably on opening night.
hell yeah that preview was bad arse when i saw american gangster

[batman2883]

Meatwad: I remember that one time you was in the bathroom.. with that magazine. 'Cept that we ain't got now bathroom, so you know.. And we all know what you was doin'!
Flashback
Frylock: I'll show ya stars! Take this!
Master Shake: Wait! What I'm doing in here is private!
Present Day
Master Shake: Oh man! Back then I was so self-conscious about my body. You know, Frylock wanted to fix that hole but I said no. And now, I like it when people watch.
Meatwad: I still can't figure out what you're doing with yourself.
ha ha ha ha thats it!

[peewee's lovechild]

No. You can't.

You can pretend to, but sometimes that crosses a line and then they're not willing anymore.

Well, I choose to pretend.

[CuckingFunt]

Well, I choose to pretend.
Have fun with that.

[peewee's lovechild]

This movie (http://www.wantedmovie.com/?__source=GGL|CAMP015Wanted_Specific|ADGP005Genre| KWRD007wanted+&sky=GGL|CAMP015Wanted_Specific|ADGP005Genre|KWRD00 7wanted+) will be seen by me. Probably on opening night.

I love how that link leads me nowhere.

[ORION]

I can't wait until Super Troopers II comes out

[CuckingFunt]

I love how that link leads me nowhere.
It leads to a preview for Wanted (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0493464/).

[batman2883]

is it coming out?

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't wait until Superman II comes out.

[ORION]

is it coming out?
I think its coming out next year. Its supposed to be about their dads or something like that. I just don't see how part 2 can be funnier or as funny as the 1st one

[peewee's lovechild]

It leads to a preview for Wanted (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0493464/).

That looks badass.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

So I ended up selling my Treo for the price I wanted.

While I was ranting last night, I got an e-mail from somebody wanting to buy it. We agreed on a price (I came down $5 -- $10 more than I was asking for just the phone -- when he asked about the card I was selling with it).

I called him this morning, we met up, he switched the phone over and handed me a wad of 20s.

Nice and simple, the way it should be.

[samikeyp]

Was that the CL experience you referenced earlier?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Was that the CL experience you referenced earlier?

Yes.

Check out last night's posts to see the flip side.

[samikeyp]

I saw that.

Well done. :tu


I only had one experience with that site but it was positive. Sold our entertainment center.

[CuckingFunt]

So I ended up selling my Treo for the price I wanted.

While I was ranting last night, I got an e-mail from somebody wanting to buy it. We agreed on a price (I came down $5 -- $10 more than I was asking for just the phone -- when he asked about the card I was selling with it).

I called him this morning, we met up, he switched the phone over and handed me a wad of 20s.

Nice and simple, the way it should be.
Congrats!

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder if Mel knows that they're showing "Project Runway" all day on Bravo.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I wonder if Mel knows that they're showing "Project Runway" all day on Bravo.

Probably why she's not here.

[jman3000]

JB... you still have that 4 gig SD?

I'm free all day tomorrow except for 1:30-3:30.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just got a bill for a previous delivery of foot porn.

[jman3000]

i think this bitch thinks im flirting with her... i just said "bless you" when she sneezed and now she keeps looking at me.

cunt.

[peewee's lovechild]

i think this bitch thinks im flirting with her... i just said "bless you" when she sneezed and now she keeps looking at me.

cunt.

I say go for it.

Let your frustartions out on her.

[CuckingFunt]

i think this bitch thinks im flirting with her... i just said "bless you" when she sneezed and now she keeps looking at me.

cunt.
You should have kept your mouth shut.

Tease.

[jman3000]

i think id rather go back to beeville then succumb to this monster.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

JB... you still have that 4 gig SD?

I'm free all day tomorrow except for 1:30-3:30.

I do and I can meet you tomorrow.

[jman3000]

i'll be in between the bandera/guilbeau - downtown region most of the day.... let me know where you want to meet.

[jman3000]

You should have kept your mouth shut.

Tease.

I'm starting to get this peculiar feeling... I think I might be a slut... but a prude slut. I'm not sure.

[peewee's lovechild]

I do and I can meet you tomorrow.

Gay.

[ORION]

Master Shake: Look, yes, I have banged hundreds of broads, internationally, but know this: I wrap my rascal TWO times cause I like it to be joyless and without sensation as a way of punishing supermodels.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm starting to get this peculiar feeling... I think I might be a slut... but a prude slut. I'm not sure.
I still think you're just a man-whore.

[CuckingFunt]

Master Shake: Look, yes, I have banged hundreds of broads, internationally, but know this: I wrap my rascal TWO times cause I like it to be joyless and without sensation as a way of punishing supermodels.
That was one of my best signatures.

[peewee's lovechild]

i'll be in between the bandera/guilbeau - downtown region most of the day.... let me know where you want to meet.

Really gay.

[mrsmaalox]

I just got a bill for a previous delivery of foot porn.
Honey, I hope you are not dealing with one of those "bargain basement" footshops. You know my product is the ONLY one custom designed to suit the specific need of each client. If you want the best quality you need to pay for it; consider it an "investment". You know you'll get your money's worth!

[peewee's lovechild]

Honey, I hope you are not dealing with one of those "bargain basement" footshops. You know my product is the ONLY one custom designed to suit the specific need of each client. If you want the best quality you need to pay for it; consider it an "investment". You know you'll get your money's worth!

Whatever happened to freebies???

What happened to this world?

[jman3000]

:lol... beeville chick is mad because i called her a slut on the phone yesterday.

:lmao

[mrsmaalox]

Whatever happened to freebies???

What happened to this world?
Introductory offer.

[mrsmaalox]

:lol... beeville chick is mad because i called her a slut on the phone yesterday.

:lmao
Now why would that make her mad?

[CuckingFunt]

I'm afraid of the foot porn that would come from a woman who boasts of being able to smuggle four bottles of vodka in her boots.

[ORION]

Carl: This dude back where I worked at the, uh, Styrofoam peanut factory, like he converted the toilet into like a bong, and you just sort of put your face over the seat. It was pretty badass. I went in there, someone had used a Number Two, so I fish it out, load it up. Gotta do something to get through that shift. Later on, when I became an adult, I was thinkin', you know, "That's gross," but, man that bathroom was so awesome in high school.

[mrsmaalox]

I'm afraid of the foot porn that would come from a woman who boasts of being able to smuggle four bottles of vodka in her boots.
:dramaquee Oh dear, let me clarify: I meant those tiny little "airline" bottles (I don't know what they are called); not the big ones you use, you silly!

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i'll be in between the bandera/guilbeau - downtown region most of the day.... let me know where you want to meet.

Tomorrow morning. Bill Miller's @ Bandera/Guilbeau, 10 a.m.

[CuckingFunt]

:dramaquee Oh dear, let me clarify: I meant those tiny little "airline" bottles (I don't know what they are called); not the big ones you use, you silly!
That certainly makes more sense.

[jman3000]

Tomorrow morning. Bill Miller's @ Bandera/Guilbeau, 10 a.m.
very sexy and chic meeting place :tu

maybe too sexy....

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Tomorrow morning. Bill Miller's @ Bandera/Guilbeau, 10 a.m.


very sexy and chic meeting place :tu

maybe too sexy....




I still think you're just a man-whore.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Nothing says horny like a vat of country gravy.

[samikeyp]

Bill Millers.....:depressed

[peewee's lovechild]

Bill Millers.....:depressed

No barbeque up there??

That's like a sin or something.

God's going to get rid of you guys first when the rapture finally comes.

[ORION]

Tomorrow morning. Bill Miller's @ Bandera/Guilbeau, 10 a.m.
:vomit:

[Melmart1]

I wonder if Mel knows that they're showing "Project Runway" all day on Bravo.
Mel was making a collage for a survey project then went to take a nap. But I know now, thanks. I looove me some Project Runway! Two more days till the premiere!

[Melmart1]

I do and I can meet you tomorrow.
Wait, wait, wait ... so "4gig SD" is a code for something else. Kinda like .. ya know ...

http://800lbgorilla.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/gay-bathroom.jpg

[CuckingFunt]

Mel was making a collage for a survey project then went to take a nap. But I know now, thanks. I looove me some Project Runway! Two more days till the premiere!
I am very, very eagerly awaiting the new season.

[Melmart1]

I am very, very eagerly awaiting the new season.
Me, too! It's been a year since the last one! How can they keep us waiting like this?!

[CuckingFunt]

Me, too! It's been a year since the last one! How can they keep us waiting like this?!
They had to waste our time with stupid shit like "Top Design" and "Sheer Genius" in the interim.

Fucking bastards.

[Mister Sinister]

Why in God's name did NorCal come in here earlier?

[ShoogarBear]

Why in God's name is fashion being discussed here? Didn't that get banished to an appropriate thread?

[jman3000]

they are simple women... they know no better.

[CuckingFunt]

Why in God's name is fashion being discussed here? Didn't that get banished to an appropriate thread?
We weren't discussing fashion. We were discussing a television show.

So, suck it.

[Melmart1]

We weren't discussing fashion. We were discussing a television show.

So, suck it.
I love you! :makeout

[CuckingFunt]

I love you! :makeoutI love you, too.

Wanna join me in suing SpursTalk.com for discrimination?

They should have a smiley of two girls smoochie-facing.

[ShoogarBear]

We weren't discussing fashion. We were discussing a television show.

So, suck it.I know you didn't just talk back to me.

[CuckingFunt]

I know you didn't just talk back to me.Sure did.

Wanna make something of it?

:ihit

[TheQuattro]

What is up.

[ShoogarBear]

Sure did.

Wanna make something of it?

:ihit:fight

Well, I need to find some new ass to spank this week.

[Melmart1]

Sure did.

Wanna make something of it?

:ihit
:corn:

[Sapphire]

:fight

Well, I need to find some new ass to spank this week.

:lol love that smiley

[ShoogarBear]

:corn:Your ass spanking will be part of a 2-for-1 deal.

[CuckingFunt]

Your ass spanking will be part of a 2-for-1 deal.The bear is feeling a bit superfluous.

[Mister Sinister]

The bear is feeling a bit superfluous.
Nice underexaggeration there, CF.

[ShoogarBear]

The bear is feeling a bit superfluous.You mean "unnecessary"? :depressed

Or do you mean "more than enough"? :smokin

[CuckingFunt]

You mean "unnecessary"? :depressed

Or do you mean "more than enough"? :smokinDefinitely one of the two.

[ShoogarBear]

Anyway, I believe the word you are looking for is "magnanimous".

Or, perhaps, "munificient".

Or, "charitable".

[ShoogarBear]

Actually, "spankerific" pretty much hits the nail on the head.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

"Intervention" is a hell of a saddening show.

[marini martini]

[QUOTE=ShoogarBear]Actually, "spankerific" pretty much hits the nail on the head.[/QUOT

Look under Mrs. Maalox's kids bed :nerd

[marini martini]

[QUOTE=Johnny_Blaze_47]"Intervention" is a hell of a saddening show.[/Q
I know honey, but eventualey, we'll all end up there :toast

[ShoogarBear]

"Intervention" is a hell of a saddening show.Did you ever seen the Sopranos episode where they tried to do an intervention on Christopher? :lmao

[mrsmaalox]

[QUOTE=ShoogarBear]Actually, "spankerific" pretty much hits the nail on the head.[/QUOT

Look under Mrs. Maalox's kids bed :nerd
:lol

[ashbeeigh]

The kid on Super Sweet 16 just got a check for $16,000. What spoiled brat.

[Melmart1]

The kid on Super Sweet 16 just got a check for $16,000. What spoiled brat.
What the fuck are you talking about?

[Mister Sinister]

:lol
Where the hell's my foot pr0n? Not unlike Randal Graves, I'm always looking to expand my horizons.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

http://webpages.charter.net/icorps/ics/LaughingKitten.jpg

[ORION]

man this lady that works with me bakes pumpkin seeds with spices and other stuff and it taste so damn good !

[batman2883]

anyone wanna donate spurs tickets to batman for being alive still?

[ORION]

anyone wanna donate spurs tickets to batman for being alive still?
I'll donate a kick in your ovaries

[batman2883]

I'll donate a kick in your ovaries
i hate you o-o-o-orion

[tlongII]

anyone wanna donate spurs tickets to batman for being alive still?

Not until you give us the real story!

[batman2883]

dont you remember when you told me you loved me baby

[batman2883]

ever fallen in love with a married woman before?

[ORION]

ever fallen in love with a married woman before?
lets not bring your mom into this

[CuckingFunt]

Me = sleepy.

I don't know how I could possibly be so sleepy after all the rest I've gotten lately.

[ORION]

Me = sleepy.

I don't know how I could possibly be so sleepy after all the rest I've gotten lately.
do some jumping jacks

[CuckingFunt]

do some jumping jacks
I don't think that would be very smart.

[ORION]

I don't think that would be very smart.
or could be very smart .........and as Shake and Carl always say " Exercise is for women"

[Mister Sinister]

Oh fuck yeah. My wireless works again!

[ORION]

Oh fuck yeah. My wireless works again!
your wireless remote control helicopter

[Mister Sinister]

your wireless remote control helicopter
Yes....yes, that is exactly what I meant.

[ORION]

Yes....yes, that is exactly what I meant.
man those are kick ass. walmart has bunches of those. where were those toys when I was a kid

[ORION]

I always slipped on someones piss in the restroom :pctoss
I would have been so mad if I fell on piss. I would rather say I peed on myself than slip into someone elses piss :madrun

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

What if you slipped in your own piss?

[ORION]

What if you slipped in your own piss?
I'd still lie and say I peed on myself and I'd make it sound good too. something like this ....... some guy guy just tried to rob me in the restroom and I defended myself with the only weapon I was holding ......poor guy I hope he comes out of his coma soon

[peewee's lovechild]

What if you slipped in your own piss?

More importantly, what if he slipped on batman's cum??

[ORION]

More importantly, what if he slipped on batman's cum??
that's impossible unless I was standing on your face

[jman3000]

you were right JB... san antonio is @ dallas.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Is it just me or does the visual of some mugger getting beaten to within an inch of his life by his victim's cock just hilarity defined?

[ORION]

Is it just me or does the visual of some mugger getting beaten to within an inch of his life by his victim's cock just hilarity defined?
I have pending manslaughter charges and I cannot speak about it

[jman3000]

Is it just me or does the visual of some mugger getting beaten to within an inch of his life by his victim's cock just hilarity defined?

i try not to envision cocks too much... whether they be used as weapons or otherwise...just a general rule.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Man-slaughter, indeed.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

i try not to envision cocks too much... whether they be used as weapons or otherwise...just a general rule.

I'm secure enough with my heterosexuality that I can distinguish a cock being used for fighting evil versus gaining sexual pleasure from one.

[peewee's lovechild]

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peewee's lovechild, Melmart1+

Hello.

[ORION]

I'm secure enough with my heterosexuality that I can distinguish a cock being used for fighting evil versus gaining sexual pleasure from one.
:lol fighting evil. That sounds like the making of a new super hero. Blunt Force Man or Cockus Rockus maybe Super Schlong

[jman3000]

:lol fighting evil. That sounds like the making of a new super hero. Blunt Force Man or Cockus Rockus maybe Super Schlong
i have copyright on all of those... sorry.

[batman2883]

so has anyone ever been in love with a married woman?

[Xolotl]

i have copyright on all of those... sorry.

you didn't want to sit around thinking about cocks yet youll daydream about naming cocks with superhero names...did i miss something :)

[batman2883]

i have a picture, pinned to my wall

[batman2883]

an image of you and of me and were laughing were loving it all

[batman2883]

but look at our lives now

[batman2883]

were tantered and torn, we fuss and we fight and we let out the tears that we cry until dawn

[Melmart1]

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peewee's lovechild, Melmart1+

Hello.
Howdy.

[Melmart1]

Fine, don't say 'hi' back. Jerk.

[peewee's lovechild]

Fine, don't say 'hi' back. Jerk.

:lol :lol

Shit, I'm sorry.

I haven't been checking the Quattro all that much today.

So, anyway . . . Hola.

[Melmart1]

Excuses, excuses!

[tlongII]

so has anyone ever been in love with a married woman?

AHA! So THAT is why you got shot!

[CuckingFunt]

Today, my tiredness knows no bounds.

I'm like a fucking zombie.

[ORION]

Today, my tiredness knows no bounds.

I'm like a fucking zombie.
so you walk around fucking every thing in sight while holding your arms out and moaning

[Mister Sinister]

Today, my tiredness knows no bounds.

I'm like a fucking zombie.
The best way to stop you is a shotgun?

[to21]

so you walk around fucking every thing in sight while holding your arms out and moaning

Don't Zombies eat people dude, not fuck em'?

[jman3000]

i've seen zombie porn before.

and yes zombies do fuck people.

although their shitty make up comes off after about 5 minutes due to persperation.

[ORION]

Don't Zombies eat people dude, not fuck em'?
but she said she was a Fucking zombie

[CuckingFunt]

Don't Zombies eat people dude, not fuck em'?Eating zombies eat people, fucking zombies fuck them.

[CuckingFunt]

Well... fucking zombies eat people, too, but just to be polite.

[to21]

So by the same token, if ur a fucking retard then.......

I get it, thanks.

[jman3000]

adjectives are fun.

weeee!

[ORION]

Well... fucking zombies eat people, too, but just to be polite.
:lol

[ORION]

So by the same token, if ur a fucking retard then.......

I get it, thanks.
could be worse. you could be a fucking asshole

[ORION]

I almost spit out my nasty coffee because this one girl just leaned over in front of me with her low cut shirt on